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Bob
08-04-2005, 02:57 PM
i swear, either the world's going crazy or i am, because things are just looking surreal to me these days. for example, liscence plates have been talking to me. like, i'll be on the highway and i'll see "231-HEY", or something like that...non-vanity plates that spell out real words, you know?

and the news i've been hearing lately is just surreal as well...for example, i'll give you two back to back stories i heard this morning; a child was killed at the happy playland amusement park, and a deadly fire broke out in the apartment above the pretty princess photo shop...you can't laugh, because people have died, but there's just something horribly unnerving about it.

i ordered something from amazon.com, and it came, then two days later, it came again; another box on my porch with the same things inside.

i met a pregnant lady whose name was chastity. nothing makes sense anymore.

DroppinScience
08-04-2005, 02:59 PM
*Rod Serling voice* Bob is about to enter... THE TWILIGHT ZONE

*ominous musicplays*

Bob
08-04-2005, 03:02 PM
maybe i just need a vacation. i just need to sleep till 3 in the afternoon for like a week and i'll be fine, i swear.

TurdBerglar
08-04-2005, 08:19 PM
i don't understand what the problem is. sounds like it's a bit fun and interesting,