brain farts

[TurdBerglar]

i just dropped a huge cup of water. i was trying to put it down on my desk but something was in the way. i had the cup of water in one hand and a plate in the other. so when i went to grab the thing that was in the way with both my hands full i just let go of the cup of water so i could grab the thing in the way. the water spilled all over my pc. :mad:

[cookiepuss]

I was a stop light today and I saw a lady fail to recognize that a CHP was right behind her and a no u-turn sign was right in front of her. so light turns green, she makes a u-turn and immediately gets pulled over. now that's a smooth move. I can only hope that she thought the cop was cute and she did it on purpose for a chance to use his hand cuffs

[jabumbo]

i have done the same thing with the dropping of a cup of water and such, and its a bugger