What are the things you've always wanted to ask a board member but...

[kll]

haven't gotten around to doing it or haven't had the balls to do it?




To PJ- WHY and HOW have you gone 5 years without gettin' laid?

[paul jones]

haven't gotten around to doing it or haven't had the balls to do it?




To PJ- WHY and HOW have you gone 5 years without gettin' laid?

I don't know. I HAVE tried

I'll have to write a book on it one day

[King PSYZ]

I think someone beat you to it Paulo... (http://www.the40yearoldvirgin.com/)

[Ferdinand_2]

MCmac--¿What music do you like?

[Lemmy's Liver]

kll - do you like girls that way?

[icy manipulator]

to everyone - is anyone here from fucking Brisbane?!

[Rancid_Beasties]

to everyone - is anyone here from fucking Brisbane?!
I've been to brisbane. Airport that is. Then I went straight to the gold coast or byron bay. One day maybe I should give the actual city a look :confused:

If I temporarily live in brisbane, whilst on holiday, does that qualify?

By the way I want to know the same thing, except for melbourne. Other than hellojello and mcmac is there anyone else from melbourne?

[icy manipulator]

I've been to brisbane. Airport that is. Then I went straight to the gold coast or byron bay. One day maybe I should give the actual city a look :confused:

If I temporarily live in brisbane, whilst on holiday, does that qualify?

By the way I want to know the same thing, except for melbourne. Other than hellojello and mcmac is there anyone else from melbourne?
nah, a temporary stop doesn't count

i've only been in melbourne a total of 10 days. but i'm coming back for a bit longer at the end of september :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

nah, a temporary stop doesn't count

i've only been in melbourne a total of 10 days. but i'm coming back for a bit longer at the end of september :D
Cool I'll be seeing millencolin around then. Plus midsemester break :D

[zorra_chiflada]

i went out with a guy from brisbane.

oh, and rancid, there's more people on here from melbourne than anywhere else in australia.

[Rancid_Beasties]

i went out with a guy from brisbane.

oh, and rancid, there's more people on here from melbourne than anywhere else in australia.
shhhhhhhhh I'm greedy

[icy manipulator]

Cool I'll be seeing millencolin around then. Plus midsemester break :D
yeah i'm down for midsemester break too, but i'm going with my family this time (n)

prolly spend most of my time in ghetto hoppers crossing with the cousins

i may have to come to your bottlo and annoy the fuck out of you for the sake of it :p

[icy manipulator]

i went out with a guy from brisbane.

oh, and rancid, there's more people on here from melbourne than anywhere else in australia.

ok i have a question for you, are you a guy or a gal? i'm serious :confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

ok i have a question for you, are you a guy or a gal? i'm serious :confused:

haha! i'm a girl! do i type in a manly fashion?

[Rancid_Beasties]

yeah i'm down for midsemester break too, but i'm going with my family this time (n)

prolly spend most of my time in ghetto hoppers crossing with the cousins

i may have to come to your bottlo and annoy the fuck out of you for the sake of it :p
Hoppers Crossing eh. Its a fair way from there to here...especially if you're coming just to annoy me.

[icy manipulator]

haha! i'm a girl! do i type in a manly fashion?

i always thought you were a bloke until recently :o

sooorry

and just when you said you went out with a girl from brisbane i thought it was more likely that you were gay then a gal :o

yeah, i guess you do type in a manly fashion. who knows

[icy manipulator]

Hoppers Crossing eh. Its a fair way from there to here...especially if you're coming just to annoy me.


ah well, so much for that plan

[paul jones]

A friend of mine used to live in Hoppers Crossing

He lives in Altona ,now

[icy manipulator]

A friend of mine used to live in Hoppers Crossing

He lives in Altona ,now
true, correct me if i'm wrong rancid but that's only like 3 stations away from hoppers?

i travelled the trains alot to get to albert park and the city

[Rancid_Beasties]

true, correct me if i'm wrong rancid but that's only like 3 stations away from hoppers?

i travelled the trains alot to get to albert park and the city
Yup

I'm on the other side of the city.

[icy manipulator]

true, that's bloody ages away then. melbourne's too massive for me. brisbane's just right

i think it's weird there's other ppl on bbmb from hobart and not brisbane

so in that case i'm declaring myself brisbanes biggest B BOY fan

and if within 24 hours no one else makes that claim then it's official

PATRICK BATEMANN IS BRISBANE'S BIGGEST BEASTIE BOYS FAN!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

[icy manipulator]

wtf? you cant use more than 5 smilies in one post?
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[paul jones]

true, that's bloody ages away then. melbourne's too massive for me. brisbane's just right

i think it's weird there's other ppl on bbmb from hobart and not brisbane

so in that case i'm declaring myself brisbanes biggest B BOY fan

and if within 24 hours no one else makes that claim then it's official

PATRICK BATEMANN IS BRISBANE'S BIGGEST BEASTIE BOYS FAN!!!
:D :D :D :D :D


PATRICK BATEMAN : Are you Brisbane's biggest B Boy Fan?

[zorra_chiflada]

true, that's bloody ages away then. melbourne's too massive for me. brisbane's just right

i think it's weird there's other ppl on bbmb from hobart and not brisbane

so in that case i'm declaring myself brisbanes biggest B BOY fan

and if within 24 hours no one else makes that claim then it's official

PATRICK BATEMANN IS BRISBANE'S BIGGEST BEASTIE BOYS FAN!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

is your name seriously patrick batemann?

[icy manipulator]

PATRICK BATEMAN : Are you Brisbane's biggest B Boy Fan?
shit yeah

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, I got a question:

Crystal, why the hell did you move back to California anyways?

[icy manipulator]

is your name seriously patrick batemann?
nah, i wouldn't my real last name on here

but my middle name really is giacomo because my dad wanted to name me after giacomo agostini the world champion motorbike rider

[icy manipulator]

cool, i take stake my claim :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

cool, i take stake my claim :D
That was only 17 hours (n)

[Mcmac]

i am brisbanes biggest bboy fan!!!11..and melbournes!! ! take it rancid! and if u wanna no who is from melbourne just check the melbourne show thread's and shit.............

[Mcmac]

MCmac--¿What music do you like?

hip hop....why?

[Loppfessor]

This thread should be re-named Oz Clique Part 2

[Mcmac]

you should shut yo mouth

[synch]

nah, i wouldn't my real last name on here

but my middle name really is giacomo because my dad wanted to name me after giacomo agostini the world champion motorbike rider
My question: Is anyone on this board not of italian descent?


(yes, I know, tons of people but still, fair share seems to be)

[kll]

kll - do you like girls that way?

nope. never been interested in girls in that way. i can appreciate beauty or a nice figure, but they just don't do it for me...

[beastieangel01]

Yeah, I got a question:

Crystal, why the hell did you move back to California anyways?

Medical bills & school were the top two reasons.

Trying to catch up on bills and paying rent was an issue. I could have done it, but then getting back to school would have been super difficult. Thus, back to California to pay no rent. Then it came down to the market in DC vs Southern California for video games. SoCal won. :)

[kll]

My question: Is anyone on this board not of italian descent?


(yes, I know, tons of people but still, fair share seems to be)
i am not of italian descent

[kll]

To Lemmy's Liver - how was the visit?




To Notorious LOL -length or width?

[Qdrop]

This thread should be re-named Oz Clique Part 2

serioulsy.

enough about fuckin brisbane....

[hpdrifter]

I wanted to ask Mae how she ended up posing on an amateur porn site. But she aint here anymore. Does anyone know this story? I hear snippets about it but never seem to be around when its being discussed.

[Ferdinand_2]

To Mcmac--¿What is that monster on your avatar?

Um,i dont know.So,Oz clique is a Hip hop forum

[kll]

To Mcmac--¿What is that monster on your avatar?


It's Brian Peppers. He's a legend around my office.

[Freebasser]

Kll - would you do Brian Peppers if I gave you a fistful of dollars?

[kll]

Kll - would you do Brian Peppers if I gave you a fistful of dollars?


haha.

i don't have very high standards, but i do require the guy be in the human form...

[Freebasser]

What about if I just gave you a good fisting? Beckalina can join in ;)

[kll]

What about if I just gave you a good fisting? Beckalina can join in ;)

how big is your fist?

[ToucanSpam]

Freebasser-will you teach me the ways of this fric-a-frac European soccer league? I know the player's but not the teams.

[Freebasser]

how big is your fist?

XXKLL

Patrick - I couldn't possibly tell you the secrets of the Premiership. You might stand a chance if I did :(

[kll]

XXKLL

:(

That's scary... maybe I'll reconsider the Peppers...

[ToucanSpam]

Patrick - I couldn't possibly tell you the secrets of the Premiership. You might stand a chance if I did :(
you bitch. How about we exchange:

your knowledge for my sex appeal?

[Freebasser]

I don't know your problem anyway.

Brian "jalapeno" Peppers is foxy as hell.

[Freebasser]

you bitch. How about we exchange:

your knowledge for my sex appeal?

I don't want Becky to dump me :(

[ToucanSpam]

I don't want Becky to dump me :(
HEY

HEY


How about you teach me and I don't cock slap you into 2036?

[Trimm Trabb]

Ooh that's what I wanted to ask you Aid...
When you seeing her again? Anytime soon? Or are Dan and I gonna beat you to it? :p

[Freebasser]

About a month from now (y)

[Trimm Trabb]

About a month from now (y)

Ooh, quite a long time to go. Not seeing eachother sucks ass (n)
How you coping? (sorry pour les nosyness, but I have to ask now.)

[cosmo105]

it warms my black, icy heart to see people all excited and counting down the days. brings back memories. take heart, kids, a day will come when it all works out. :)

alruggs - just how many hearts do you intend to break before you stop? i don't want to be just another notch on your belt. :(

[Freebasser]

Ooh, quite a long time to go. Not seeing eachother sucks ass (n)
How you coping? (sorry pour les nosyness, but I have to ask now.)

Fine. I can't stand the cow anyway (y)

[Trimm Trabb]

it warms my black, icy heart to see people all excited and counting down the days. brings back memories. take heart, kids, a day will come when it all works out. :)



Knowing about the situation you guys were in at the start sort of gives me hope. Distance doesn't have to be a problem, and that's good to know :)

[Trimm Trabb]

Fine. I can't stand the cow anyway (y)

She brings a cow with her?! :eek:

[Freebasser]

Moo Moo isn't just an alias, dear.

[kll]

HEY

HEY


How about you teach me and I don't cock slap you into 2036?

TS wants to touch Freebassers weiner!

[ToucanSpam]

TS wants to touch Freebassers weiner!
After I made an appreciation thread for you this is the thanks I get?


I love you Hagatha, I'm just not in love with you. I'm sorry.

[kll]

I love you Hagatha, I'm just not in love with you. I'm sorry.


After that last post of yours, I completely understand. No hard feelings, sonny.

[ToucanSpam]

After that last post of yours, I completely understand. No hard feelings, sonny.
Good. Nothing gets between me and me Freebie....


KLL-do you have a couple quarters? I need to play some Time Crisis. You can be my two player.

[kll]

Good. Nothing gets between me and me Freebie....


KLL-do you have a couple quarters? I need to play some Time Crisis. You can be my two player.


i just gave them out to my two grandkids to go buy themselves a pop...


TS - what do you wear to bed at night when you sleep?

[ToucanSpam]

TS - what do you wear to bed at night when you sleep?
Boxers. That's all.


KLL-how many toilets in your house?

[TurdBerglar]

these questions suck

[cosmo105]

turd: are you a lonely man?

[kll]

Boxers. That's all.


KLL-how many toilets in your house?
two


Turd- have you ever had a girl stick a finger up your ass during sex?



TS- do you cook? if so, what is your specialty?

[TurdBerglar]

hell no



have you?

[ToucanSpam]

TS- do you cook? if so, what is your specialty?

I do cook. Not very often, but I make one hell of a pizza. You name it, I'll throw it on a pizza just for you. I can also make very good sandwiches of any kind.

[kll]

hell no



have you?


i have never had a girl stick her finger up my ass...



what do you put on your pizza, TS?


turd- have you ever had a dream about a board member?

[TurdBerglar]

that question sucks

[kll]

that question sucks
so, you have? who was it?

[ToucanSpam]

what do you put on your pizza, TS?

Well, KLL, I love the usuals: cheese and a special tomato sauce from a can I love so much. Then I throw on the meats like its going out of style: pepperoni, baloney, hamburger, bacon, salami, ham, sausage. I'm not a fan of the veggies, but if say, I had a special someone who don't like meat so much, I'd slam the veggies on half. Peppers, onions, throw in some fruit too like pineapple, you know, whatever the hell they wanted. I aim to please.

[TurdBerglar]

i had a dream about fuckning you in the mouth

[roosta]

i had a dream about fuckning you in the mouth

LOL :D

[kll]

i had a dream about fuckning you in the mouth

i hope i stuck my finger up your ass whilst doin' it...

[TurdBerglar]

you were to busy gagging and gasping for air you fuckn' whore

[ToucanSpam]

Turd- would you consider having anal sex with another man for a billion dollars?

[TurdBerglar]

a billion?


fuck yeah

[ToucanSpam]

So Turd, you would be interested in sex with another man then?


Interesting.

[TurdBerglar]

if a billion dollars is involved i'd do almost anything

[kll]

you were to busy gagging and gasping for air you fuckn' whore


it's all fun and games till i bite your dick off...

[ToucanSpam]

Daily anal sex with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge man from prison?

[TurdBerglar]

Daily anal sex with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge man from prison?

you never mentioned it was a multi time occurance

[TurdBerglar]

it's all fun and games till i bite your dick off...


what the fuck kind of mouth fucking whore doesn't get her teeth removed

[ToucanSpam]

you never mentioned it was a multi time occurance
im changing the stipulations.

[TurdBerglar]

fuck that. one time. two time. maybe even three times for a fuckn' billion dollars. but nothing more.

[ToucanSpam]

OK, once.


BUT. A film crew can film it and mass produce it.

[TurdBerglar]

oh


so i have fame too? sweet!

[ToucanSpam]

Fame as the guy who was fucked for 48 consecutive hours on film. Yeah, that kind of fame.

[TurdBerglar]

48 hours?

fuck that.

[ToucanSpam]

OK. 2 hours and a tutu.

[TurdBerglar]

shit man. i was expecting 30 mins at the most

[ToucanSpam]

An hour, a tutu, the bulkiest (penis) prisoner in San Quentin, and you have to talk dirty to him. While it is being filmed. And if he wants, he can face fuck you.

[TurdBerglar]

no

[ToucanSpam]

so you are a pussy. Right on.

[TurdBerglar]

no i just prefer pussy

[ToucanSpam]

It's a billion dollars. That's enough to wipe the taste of sweaty man cock out of your mouth.


Think about it. Youd live large for the rest of your life.

[TurdBerglar]

im all ready crazy enough i don't need that kind of trauma

[ToucanSpam]

A billion dollars can make all the crazyness in the world go away.


Think about it Turd. You don't have to be tied down. If you can fight your way out of the room, you can still have all billion dollars.

[CrankItUp!]

no i just prefer pussy
I respect the kid for that.

[Mcmac]

To Mcmac--¿What is that monster on your avatar?

Um,i dont know.So,Oz clique is a Hip hop forum

to ferdinand :confused:

the avatar is a picture of me...and oz clique is like a gan of australian people on this board that post in a thread :cool:

[Loppfessor]

That is not you ya big liar

[icy manipulator]

My question: Is anyone on this board not of italian descent?


(yes, I know, tons of people but still, fair share seems to be)

i'm not actually italian, i'm half irish half russian with a bit of danish in there

but my dad just really liked giacomo agostini, if i was born around now i'd prolly be named after mick doohan or valentino rossi if he had his way

[icy manipulator]

serioulsy.

enough about fuckin brisbane....
fuck you, brisbane is the shit

[Qdrop]

so the only legitamate question we have is if Turd would fuck a dude for a billion dollars.


great thread.

[Nuzzolese]

so the only legitamate question we have is if Turd would fuck a dude for a billion dollars.


great thread.

So ask something good then!


edit: actually this could be indicative of the fact that we don't wonder very much about other people on the board, and if we do, we don't hesitate to ask what we're thinking, so nothing becomes a long kept secret question. And the only things I wonder about are those I know the person won't reveal, or probably only would in a PM to someone they trusted.

[Rancid_Beasties]

so the only legitamate question we have is if Turd would fuck a dude for a billion dollars.


great thread.
Qdrop, where did your name come from?

Is the lack of a u after the Q another example of your self professed poor spelling?

In that case, where did Qudrop come from?

[Qdrop]

Qdrop, where did your name come from?

Is the lack of a u after the Q another example of your self professed poor spelling?

In that case, where did Qudrop come from?

it's my DJ monicor that i've used for years whenever i played out or made mix tapes, or my own music.

it's pretty uncreative: the "Q" is from my last name (Quinn). i just like the letter "Q".
the "drop" is just something i thought sounded "DJ-ish".
and i could scratch my name live using adrock's "Drrrrrrrrrrop" in The New Style.

yeah. that's it.

...

(crickets chirping)

[Qdrop]

how many of you are gay?

seriously.

no jokes.




how many of you have been in a horrific accident? and tell us about it.

what's the closest you've ever come to killing someone? intentional or unintentional.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I didnt actually want to know I was being a smart arse with the Qu thing...you know because Q has to have a u after it...and... Ohh nevermind :(

But in honesty whenever I see your name I think of Q-tip, except that hes socially progressive :p

In answer to your other questions:
I'm not gay but I'm fine with male on male expressions of affection (ie kissing), unlike you and many others on this board.
I haven't been in any accidents, worse injury was a fishook through my fingerbone. Closest I've come to killing someone, was working in a bottleshop and finding out that a regular customer died of liver failure recently and she was only late 30s early 40s. Makes you wonder if my working in that shop and serving drunks and dole bludgers who spend all their money on alcohol and let their kids starve makes me morally responsible for harm resulting from the alcohol abuse. Or whether it has nothing to do with me and its all about those peoples personal choice. Also, when people buy alcohol when they are clearly drunk and then get in their car to drive home. If I found out that they killed someone on the roads, I think I would feel very guilty.


:(

[icy manipulator]

how many of you are gay?

seriously.

no jokes.




how many of you have been in a horrific accident? and tell us about it.

what's the closest you've ever come to killing someone? intentional or unintentional.
well i'm straight for starters
i nearly had my face chopped off by a boat propeller when i was 8 when i fell off the boat and my face came within about 20cm of the blades

and i've been 5 car crashes, best one was when the driver( the driver was Wes's dad, from australian big brother 2004 and is now on Totally Wild) hit a pole on the highway and we did a 360 over 4 lanes, that was cool.

as for nearly killing someone, no, except for myself when i fell off the boat

[cosmo105]

how many of you are gay?

seriously.

no jokes.




how many of you have been in a horrific accident? and tell us about it.

what's the closest you've ever come to killing someone? intentional or unintentional.
straight here.

never been in an accident. *knocks on plywood*

killing someone? hrm. i fought physically with my ex several times, but i doubt i ever would have actually killed him. i'm a klutz, so i've almost killed myself many times, but usually just end up breaking my ankle.

oh, and q...it's moniker. ;)

[TurdBerglar]

ask what we're thinking, so nothing becomes a long kept secret question. And the only things I wonder about are those I know the person won't reveal, or probably only would in a PM to someone they trusted.


people can ask me anything. i personally don't give a fuck

[Nuzzolese]

people can ask me anything. i personally don't give a fuck

I wouldn't even know where to start with you.

Okay yes I do.

When was the last time you cried making audible sounds of unhappiness?

[ToucanSpam]

Turd,


if your step sister was someone you thought was hot like, Jessica Simpson or whatever, would you do it? If she approached you?

[TurdBerglar]

I wouldn't even know where to start with you.

Okay yes I do.

When was the last time you cried making audible sounds of unhappiness?


like actual weeping?


right before i broke up with my ex. around christmas of 03. i've gotten emotional sice then but nothing close to actual weeping.

[TurdBerglar]

Turd,


if your step sister was someone you thought was hot like, Jessica Simpson or whatever, would you do it? If she approached you?


yeah, i actually have fantasies about that. no blood relation...all good

[Dr Deaf]

kll: how do you like your job and how long have you been doing it?

if you're still doing what i think you're doing, i might be interested in doing something similar here in FL. any words of advice would be appreciated.

Mr. Complex: do you wear issey miyake? beth and i were at an outlet in south carolina and i spotted it. i remembered hearing good things about it, but wasn't sure if i heard them here or in person somewhere. either way, i bought it. it's subtle like cool water and fades just as fast.

[zippo]

I wouldn't even know where to start with you.

Okay yes I do.

When was the last time you cried making audible sounds of unhappiness?

actually hes probably the one whos been asked most questions on this thing, ive interviewed him like 3 times which then led onto a thread where everybody asked him random questions

i think he likes it.

[TurdBerglar]

well my favorite subject matter is of course me

[ToucanSpam]

well my favorite subject matter is of course me
i think that what i like about you the most.

[Ferdinand_2]

To ALL
¿What is the meaning of "unknown detox facility " ? :confused:

[kll]

kll: how do you like your job and how long have you been doing it?

if you're still doing what i think you're doing, i might be interested in doing something similar here in FL. any words of advice would be appreciated.

Mr. Complex: do you wear issey miyake? beth and i were at an outlet in south carolina and i spotted it. i remembered hearing good things about it, but wasn't sure if i heard them here or in person somewhere. either way, i bought it. it's subtle like cool water and fades just as fast.
PM me. If you think I am selling myself at the whorehouses of nevada, you would be correct. i think opening a brothel in florida could be interesting... i'll give you more details when you PM me.

[Rancid_Beasties]

To ALL
¿What is the meaning of "unknown detox facility " ? :confused:
A "detox facility" is a place where people go to get drugs/alcohol/and other addictions out of their system. Are you talking about a musician who entered an unknown detox facility? If so, it probably meant the press were never told about the actual facilities name.

[Ferdinand_2]

A "detox facility" is a place where people go to get drugs/alcohol/and other addictions out of their system. Are you talking about a musician who entered an unknown detox facility? If so, it probably meant the press were never told about the actual facilities name.
Yeah.i read that in
www.nndb.com
Thanks (y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Yeah.i read that in
www.nndb.com
Thanks (y)
Who was the celebrity that you searched for on that site?

[Ferdinand_2]

Who was the celebrity that you searched for on that site?
I discover this website searching abour Kink's bassist Pete Quaife.But,He isn't The "Unknown detox facility" celebrity. :rolleyes:

[Nuzzolese]

actually hes probably the one whos been asked most questions on this thing, ive interviewed him like 3 times which then led onto a thread where everybody asked him random questions

i think he likes it.

I must have missed that or I wasn't paying attention.

[Qdrop]

Nuzz:
how old are you?
what is the longest relationship you have ever had?
do you have a problem understanding men?


Turd: do you ever see yourself having children?
do ever feel guilty...about anything?

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzz:
how old are you?
what is the longest relationship you have ever had?
do you have a problem understanding men?


25
a year and about 3-4 months
I don't think I do, but sometimes I'll go along with something as if I was more naive than I really am, maybe just for fun or to see what happens, to enjoy the company.


EDIT: that last sentence was cheese az fuk

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop whom do you chat with on AIM on a regular basis?

[Qdrop]

Qdrop whom do you chat with on AIM on a regular basis?

aimee and afro.

i've had brief chats with damaja, ciabelloXO, cosmo, greenmile.

i would like to chat with Mickill, Turd, Dandy, and Kll....cause i think they would crack me up like aimee and afro do.

i'm very selective with my AIM chatting.

[TurdBerglar]

Turd: do you ever see yourself having children?
do ever feel guilty...about anything?


kids are utterly pointless and a waste of money and resources. so i don't think so. i can't recall feeling guilty about anything. i may think im guilty but i don't get the feeling of it.

[Kid Presentable]

To the board: Do you think this thread conatains hundreds of potential thread titles?

See, the question threads are good for the ole ego..

[Nuzzolese]

To the board: Do you think this thread conatains hundreds of potential thread titles?

See, the question threads are good for the ole ego..

Yes it does, and yes they are. But this one you get to ask one specific person and the answer will be revealed to all, along with the fact that you were wondering something like that about that specific person.

[Kid Presentable]

Yes it does, and yes they are. But this one you get to ask one specific person and the answer will be revealed to all, along with the fact that you were wondering something like that about that specific person.

But you could get two pages of superfluous conversation, or A Thread from each question. Bang for your buck.

Damn, I oughtta be a business-man.

[Nuzzolese]

But you could get two pages of superfluous conversation, or A Thread from each question. Bang for your buck.

Damn, I oughtta be a business-man.

But no one would read each others' responses to the question, and no one would know who the thread starter was really interested in hearing from.

[Kid Presentable]

But no one would read each others' responses to the question, and no one would know who the thread starter was really interested in hearing from.

People are just looking for their own names here, though.

[Bob]

does anyone have any questions for me? i'll be 100% serious for a change, i swear

[Freebasser]

Bob, I have one question.

"Why?"

[TAL]

I think this thread is for the people who hasn't figured out how the private messages work.

[Bob]

Bob, I have one question.

"Why?"

"because"

[Freebasser]

Shit, that's deep :eek:

[kll]

I think this thread is for the people who hasn't figured out how the private messages work.
I don't think so. There are people that I wonder things about, but not enough to get into a PM exchange with them.

[TAL]

Wuss!

[kll]

Wuss!
seriously, do you want to PM with anyone and everyone? there are some people i just don't want to get in such close proximity to...

[Nuzzolese]

People are just looking for their own names here, though.

I'm reading it. This one feels different somehow.

[TAL]

seriously, do you want to PM with anyone and everyone? there are some people i just don't want to get in such close proximity to...
Alright, so I didn't put a :p at the end of my last post.

[Qdrop]

kids are utterly pointless and a waste of money and resources. so i don't think so. i can't recall feeling guilty about anything. i may think im guilty but i don't get the feeling of it.

i guessed correctly...

[TurdBerglar]

yeah im pretty heartless

[Kid Presentable]

I'm reading it. This one feels different somehow.

That's it.

[Nuzzolese]

That's it.

Are we going to fight now? :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

Are we going to fight now? :cool:

It's already finished. Where were you?

[Nuzzolese]

It's already finished. Where were you?

Typical

[Kid Presentable]

Typical

Cue "By the Time I Get to Arizona." :cool:

[cosmo105]

it's "By The Time I Get To Phoenix," sweet cheeks. ;)

[Kid Presentable]

it's "By The Time I Get To Phoenix," sweet cheeks. ;)

I'm countin down to the day, deserving, fitting for a king,
I'm waitin for the time when I can get to Arizona.

[cosmo105]

i've had brief chats with damaja, ciabelloXO, cosmo, greenmile.
i don't think i would classify that as a "chat." you seemed very angry and left abruptly. i think afro and i were still giggling about some poo joke or something?

[Nuzzolese]

i don't think i would classify that as a "chat." you seemed very angry and left abruptly. i think afro and i were still giggling about some poo joke or something?

That was simply beautiful. But you know he's highly selective about his chats.

[cosmo105]

afro invited me to chat with him and q, and i said uh ok and i think q was trying to fight with me and i just frustrated him by laughing at everything.

[Nuzzolese]

Whadda drama queen.

[cosmo105]

i'm a lover and a fighter.


don't take me for a sucker cuz that's not what i'm about.

[Nuzzolese]

Spends quality time with his kids (when he can)

[Nuzzolese]

TAL Have you ever seriously considered sucide? Did you come up with a plan?

[Qdrop]

afro invited me to chat with him and q, and i said uh ok and i think q was trying to fight with me and i just frustrated him by laughing at everything.
dude, you are so full of shit.

don't make me drag afro up in here.

afro was cutting and pasting our comments about each other and sending them to each of us for his own amusment.

then, he decided to get us to 3 way chat, in hopes that we would argue.
but we didn't...we just rolled out pointless jibber jabber about nothing. mostly friendly shit.
so afro got pissed and dumped the whole thing cause we wouldn't argue.

then he proceeded to keep cutting and pasting.

cosmo, do you have a habit of rewriting history to make yourself come off as the "too good for it all" apathetic winner?

[Qdrop]

i'm a lover and a fighter (and a liar).


don't take me for a sucker cuz that's not what i'm about.

[DipDipDive]

Q - Do you do a good Marlon Brando impression? You look like you might, what with the puffy jowls and whatnot.

[Qdrop]

Q - Do you do a good Marlon Brando impression? You look like you might, what with the puffy jowls and whatnot.

ahem..

*sniff*

"i'm gonna make you-" wait...


"i'm gonna make you an offer i "- no wait...hold on i'm fuckin it up.







apparently not.











why are you looking through my pictures?

[DipDipDive]

why are you looking through my pictures?

Because your hot and steamy internet debates and psycho babble aren't quite enough to satisfy my masturbatory needs.











































:rolleyes: I've stumbled across some of your pictures in the past.

[cosmo105]

whoa there, tiger. calm down. i thought you left first? you seriously seemed frustrated with me. that's how i thought it went down. :confused: i'm not a liar.

[Qdrop]

Because your hot and steamy internet debates and psycho babble aren't quite enough to satisfy my masturbatory needs.


:rolleyes: I've seen your pictures in the past.

and just felt the random need to bring it up now?




do you ever wonder why you don't get along with men?

[Nuzzolese]

afro was cutting and pasting our comments about each other and sending them to each of us for his own amusment.

then, he decided to get us to 3 way chat, in hopes that we would argue.
but we didn't...we just rolled out pointless jibber jabber about nothing. mostly friendly shit.
so afro got pissed and dumped the whole thing cause we wouldn't argue.

then he proceeded to keep cutting and pasting.


I'll buy that for a dollar

[DipDipDive]

and just felt the random need to bring it up now?




do you ever wonder why you don't get along with men?

No, because I do get along with men. But I do wonder why I don't get along with chicks. Thanks.

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop do you enjoy poetry?

[Qdrop]

whoa there, tiger. calm down. i thought you left first? you seriously seemed frustrated with me. that's how i thought it went down. :confused: i'm not a liar.

nope. the plug just got pulled.

i recall you being far more fustrated and whining to afro about it...

"why does he do that?"

"i CAN argue...i just don't care enough"

and so forth....

[cosmo105]

whatever you say, champ.

[Qdrop]

I'll buy that for a dollar

it was pretty funny actually.

afro is such an instigator.

[Qdrop]

But I do wonder why I don't get along with chicks.
i don't.

i think it's kinda obvious....

[Nuzzolese]

DipDipDive you always seem sort of stylish in your pictures, in a way. I mean it looks like you could either be a real clothes horse with an overflowing closet, or you just have fun with a few things but normally don't care about your clothes. Which is it? Or is it something else in between? And is there an item of clothing you'd love to wear but are too ashamed to?

[Qdrop]

Qdrop do you enjoy poetry?

eh...

my girl does...and she writes alot of it.



wait, was that a serious question?

[cosmo105]

DipDipDive you always seem sort of stylish in your pictures, in a way. I mean it looks like you could either be a real clothes horse with an overflowing closet, or you just have fun with a few things but normally don't care about your clothes. Which is it? Or is it something else in between? And is there an item of clothing you'd love to wear but are too ashamed to?
crotchless chaps

[DipDipDive]

i don't.

i think it's kinda obvious....

Good for you. You've gotten to the bottom of another one. (y) (y) (y)

[Qdrop]

whatever you say, champ.

you're so "above it all" and apathetic.

*swoon*

[Nuzzolese]

eh...

my girl does...and she writes alot of it.



wait, was that a serious question?

Yes it was a serious question! I suspect you of insensitivity where the arts are concerned. Have you ever done anything artistic?

[Nuzzolese]

crotchless chaps

Aren't all chaps crotchless?

[cosmo105]

well yeah, but she makes the holes on hers bigger.

[Nuzzolese]

well yeah, but she makes the holes on hers bigger.

as necessitated by her gargantuan verginer

[DipDipDive]

DipDipDive you always seem sort of stylish in your pictures, in a way. I mean it looks like you could either be a real clothes horse with an overflowing closet, or you just have fun with a few things but normally don't care about your clothes. Which is it? Or is it something else in between? And is there an item of clothing you'd love to wear but are too ashamed to?

I kind of have a lot of clothes, but I try to get rid of shit everytime I buy new shit so my wardrobe doesn't get too out of control. I probably fall somewhere in between the two - I'm kind of a clothes horse and pay pretty close attention to making sure my outfits go together, but I'm definitely not high maintenace about it. I refuse to spend more than $40 for a single article of clothing, I'm a big fan of the Goodwill, and I try to make sure that whatever I buy is versatile enough to mix and match with the stuff I already have.

I wish I could pull off wearing dresses more often but I always feel like a goon in them for some reason.

P.S.
I own three pairs of crotchless chaps.

[cosmo105]

marry me.

[Freebasser]

Who do you want her to marry you to?

[Nuzzolese]

P.S.
I own three pairs of crotchless chaps.

You lie! Where and why and how much?

[Nuzzolese]

Who do you want her to marry you to?

*sigh* always a bridesmaid

[Freebasser]

No I wasn't.

I just enjoy trying on the dresses. You caught me during one of my "experiments" :o

[DipDipDive]

You lie! Where and why and how much?

Where - the hick shit leather store here in town.

Why - do you even need to ask?

How much - exceeding my normal $40 spending limit, but worth every damn penny.

[Nuzzolese]

No I wasn't.

I just enjoy trying on the dresses. You caught me during one of my "experiments" :o

Careful with those hook-and-eye closures, they'll snag your loose weave knitting.

[Nuzzolese]

Where - the hick shit leather store here in town.

Why - do you even need to ask?

How much - exceeding my normal $40 spending limit, but worth every damn penny.

My god I want some hick town leather duds. But they're all so expensive I just can't justify spending so much on a novelty.

[TAL]

TAL Have you ever seriously considered sucide? Did you come up with a plan?
Finally something for me.

Only semi-seriously, I doubt I would be able to go through with it.
And my best plan is to eat a lot of honey. Because I'm allergic to it and my throat swells shut, so I would faint and suffocate.

Now you know how to kill me.

[DipDipDive]

My god I want some hick town leather duds. But they're all so expensive I just can't justify spending so much on a novelty.

Sure you can. Just tell yourself that you didn't want that tacky belt with the massive buckle, you needed that tacky belt with the massive buckle.

[Qdrop]

Yes it was a serious question! I suspect you of insensitivity where the arts are concerned. Have you ever done anything artistic?

i majored in art in highschool (we could pick majors) and have a bachelor degree in Fine Arts Illustration/Graphic Design (though i was mostly into painting).
i was obsessed with being a comic strip or comic book artist until about age 19....
i like to make my own music....

i dunno, does any of this count as artistic to you?

[Nuzzolese]

Sure you can. Just tell yourself that you didn't want that tacky belt with the massive buckle, you needed that tacky belt with the massive buckle.

I want brightly colored cowgirl boots. I ... NEED them.

[cosmo105]

dandyfop, why are you such a dirty-ass skank?

[Nuzzolese]

i majored in art in highschool (we could pick majors) and have a bachelor degree in Fine Arts Illustration/Graphic Design (though i was mostly into painting).
i was obsessed with being a comic strip or comic book artist until about age 19....
i like to make my own music....

i dunno, does any of this count as artistic to you?

sure, that's arty. My misterk. My daddykins is a graphic designer/photographer but I never got into it. I only drew and painted and did some ceramics. I started an oil painting a few months ago and...ah fuhget it

[DipDipDive]

I want brightly colored cowgirl boots. I ... NEED them.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

[Nuzzolese]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

TARNATION!

[Qdrop]

dandyfop, why are you such a dirty-ass skank?

thank god SOMEONE asked it....

[Qdrop]

I only drew and painted and did some ceramics. I started an oil painting a few months ago and...ah fuhget it

someday i'll start drawing/painting again....

college just burned me out.....

now i just pump my creativity into music.
as long as i have some creative outlet, i'm happy.

[cosmo105]

nuzz, what's your favorite animal? pet, exotic or otherwise.

[Nuzzolese]

chimpanzees

[cosmo105]

jeff corwin taught me to be scared of monkeys and apes. they're intelligent and unpredictable and strong.

[Nuzzolese]

I wouldn't want one as a pet. I also like bunnies

[TAL]

Nuzz, wasn't my answer interesting enough?

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzz, wasn't my answer interesting enough?

It was fine, why?

[TAL]

Just checking, I felt a little left out in all the fast paced talk that was going on.

[roosta]

cosmo, decide for me.

do i send the email or not.

[Nuzzolese]

Just checking, I felt a little left out in all the fast paced talk that was going on.

That's just cosmo. She takes things up a notch.

[kll]

nuzz-what body part do you dislike the most on yourself?

[ToucanSpam]

KLL-do you like me?

[synch]

Don't ask questions you don't really want to know the answer to man... :(

[Nuzzolese]

nuzz-what body part do you dislike the most on yourself?

My body is so far from perfect but it doesn't bother me too much the way I look. If given the free chance to change any one thing, I'd change my teeth, make them all pretty and straight and perfect.

[Dr Deaf]

PM me. If you think I am selling myself at the whorehouses of nevada, you would be correct. i think opening a brothel in florida could be interesting... i'll give you more details when you PM me.

excellent. lots of money changing hands for sex and other dirty deeds. i wanna get paid too.

pm sent, thank you.

[DipDipDive]

Deaf - How long has it taken you to grow such a huge head of dreads?

[Dr Deaf]

...been growing for 13 years, locked for 5.5.

it gives people an open invitation to ask me just about whatever they want. last night on the way to non-phixion / souls of mischief --a passing motorist shouted "hey i loved your store, natural mystic, shame it closed!"

:confused:

6/10 times out and about someone will ask or compliment them.

[DipDipDive]

They're quite impressive. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

DDD- what's your favorite alcaholic beverage?

[DipDipDive]

DDD- what's your favorite alcaholic beverage?

A nice, room temperature Hoegaarden. Hoegaarden is Belgian for tasty ass beer.

[ToucanSpam]

A nice, room temperature Hoegaarden. Hoegaarden is Belgian for tasty ass beer.
My friend buys this Belgian beer. Maybe it's that stuff. I like it too.


How big a baseball fan are you?

[cosmo105]

cosmo, decide for me.

do i send the email or not.
wait an hour.

if you still want to send it by then, send it.

[Dr Deaf]

They're quite impressive. (y)


well, thanks very much. :cool:

i just got some much needed care products to repair and moisturize. i'm hoping beth can find some time to work on them. we'll have to post some pics when the revitalization project is complete.

[DipDipDive]

How big a baseball fan are you?

Uh. Big.

[ToucanSpam]

Uh. Big.

Nice and descriptive.


Who's your all time favorite player?

[DipDipDive]

Nice and descriptive.


Who's your all time favorite player?

Carlton Fisk.

[ToucanSpam]

Carlton Fisk.
Yeah, I'm convinced now.

Have you always been a Sox fan?

[DipDipDive]

Yeah, I'm convinced now.

Have you always been a Sox fan?

Yeah. Ask other people questions now. I've had enough of this gay banter.

[TurdBerglar]

ddd- do you have a large clit that hangs out our do you have an itty bitty one that stays tucked in?

[cosmo105]

why can't she have a normal-sized one, turd?

[TurdBerglar]

why? does she? have you seen it?

[DipDipDive]

ddd- do you have a large clit that hangs out our do you have an itty bitty one that stays tucked in?

I'm pretty sure I have an average sized clit. It stays pretty nicely tucked, but no one who actually set out to find it ever had any trouble.

edit: I like how this little exchange is at the top of the page. Fucking classy. :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

comso- what was the last thing you got pissed at boomin for?

[cosmo105]

not being able to decide on a comforter cover at ikea last night.

we decided to wait until we moved.

not really pissed, i guess, just annoyed. we don't fight much.

[paul jones]

Turd - What in your opinion would be the perfect woman,describing every aspect

[TurdBerglar]

Turd - What in your opinion would be the perfect woman,describing every aspect

Body:
5'4"-5'7", 130-150lbs, athletic(no bulging or ripped muscles)
strong shapely legs and hips, round tight ass, large c tits. enough meat on her body to grab a hold of(no rolls please)
long dark curly hair
darkish skin
delicate hands and feet
nice full lips
strikeing eyes

personality:
basically a chick that grew up a tomboy but has discovered she's actually a woman.
someone i can be a goofball with and take me seriouslly at the same time.
doesn't care about makeup and looks
respectful to others and especially to herself
loads of integrity
doesn't think a slap on the ass from her boyfriends is offensive
physically and mentally tough(i like a girl that can kick ass, stand up for herself and can take a joke)
physically active(can't stand females that just watch mtv and talk on the phone)
enough inteligence to hold conversations that last hours upon hours
would enjoy staying home and fuckn' alllllllllll day long then go and catch a movie and dinner later on. go back home fuck some more, take a shower together, fuck in the shower then head to bed and fall asleep in eachother's arms. then do it again the next day.

[icy manipulator]

cosmo, how long do you think it'll be til you over take minton and tpk in the post count?

[louise]

well, thanks very much. :cool:

i just got some much needed care products to repair and moisturize. i'm hoping beth can find some time to work on them. we'll have to post some pics when the revitalization project is complete.

Dr Deaf : you put moisturize in your hair ?? :eek:


can't you hold them without any stuff putting in there ?
it just needs a little work every now and then .....

[zippo]

Dr Deaf : you put moisturize in your hair ?? :eek:

can't you hold them without any stuff putting in there ?

did you know there´s a whole line of dreadlock care products? moisturizers, shampoos, oily sprays...

[louise]

did you know there´s a whole line of dreadlock care products? moisturizers, shampoos, oily sprays...


no i didn't and don't understand why they are used it's possible to have / get them without to !!

[zippo]

no i didn't and don't understand why they are used it's possible to have / get them without to !!


uh

help


...sorry louise, i dont have all my players on the team right now, its almost 3am...gnite!