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Bitchamachacha
08-05-2005, 10:36 PM
Dear TPK and Minton,

Please ban me, so I will have more time to masturbate. Reading this board takes up 75% of my masturbation time, although it helps when I'm thinking about A-Z and Echewta. Okay, and sometimes TPK , Minton, Pauli and Marsdaddy, too. Oh, and Freebasser and like a zillion others.

I Spanked Sarky once. And I spanked Venus too. Damn it was hott! But imagination hott, because if I really tried to spank Sarky she'd kill me. Ahh..and I thought about a Beth and Bobby sandwich. Let's just say I never put down the vibrator that night! Oh yeahhh...

Damn. Please don't ban me. I'd have no sex life.

This was so pointless.

I LOVE YOU, MAE!!
BionicEye
08-05-2005, 10:39 PM
:(





:rolleyes:
Bitchamachacha
08-05-2005, 10:42 PM
What? We had sex in a hammock..five times! But it's a secret. Shhh...
BionicEye
08-05-2005, 10:43 PM
What? We had sex in a hammock..five times! But it's a secret. Shhh...



:eek: :cool: ;)
mickill
08-05-2005, 10:49 PM
If I ever got banned, I'd be like "FUK DAT, I own this muhfukka--my name is Taa-Dow" and I'd be unbanned again. That would scare the sack hairs off of any mod, man.
DandyFop
08-05-2005, 11:05 PM
Hey, will you look for my phone while you're at it?
ToucanSpam
08-05-2005, 11:25 PM
:(
monkey
08-05-2005, 11:34 PM
is this a masturbation thread or a complaint thread? or a complaining about masturbation thread?


edit: TMI :cool:
yeahwho
08-05-2005, 11:38 PM
is this a masturbation thread or a complaint thread? or a complaining about masturbation thread?


edit: TMI :cool:

It is and you've made the most valid point so far.
yeahwho
08-05-2005, 11:39 PM
If I ever got banned, I'd be like "FUK DAT, I own this muhfukka--my name is Taa-Dow" and I'd be unbanned again. That would scare the sack hairs off of any mod, man.

You are a master at egg fu young asspopper
QueenAdrock
08-06-2005, 01:46 AM
I swear to god, Steph is so pent up she's probably sliding up and down the banisters at her house.
NurfBallJeaneus
08-06-2005, 02:59 AM
Bitcha....can I come over?
Loppfessor
08-06-2005, 08:09 AM
[QUOTE=Bitchamachacha. Reading this board takes up 75% of my masturbation time,


[/QUOTE]


If only they'd let us post porn we could have it all
P of R
08-06-2005, 09:09 AM
Why not just masturbate while posting, Bitcha? Just learn to type with one hand! (y) Like ......a friend of mine does...
Dr Deaf
08-06-2005, 10:00 AM
What? We had sex in a hammock..five times! But it's a secret. Shhh...


were your room-mates in the kitchen window; not really watching?
miss soul fire
08-06-2005, 10:04 AM
Masturbation is very super hiper totally overrated! :p
paul jones
08-06-2005, 05:40 PM
I bought a new DVD today called 'Jim Powers' THE BAYBYSITTER 17'


GOD I LOVE LONDON'S PORN SHOPS!
abcdefz
08-06-2005, 06:54 PM
Reading this board takes up 75% of my masturbation time, although it helps when I'm thinking about A-Z and Echewta.



....I LOVE YOU, MAE!!





Hall of Fame 301. (y)
tpk
08-07-2005, 05:09 PM
:rolleyes:

just got back from a fuckin nice vacation. if you still want to get banned to find more time to masturbate, i'm sure we could work something out.
paul jones
08-07-2005, 05:10 PM
:rolleyes:

just got back from a fuckin nice vacation. if you still want to get banned to find more time to masturbate, i'm sure we could work something out.

where did you go on vacation tpk?
tpk
08-07-2005, 05:18 PM
where did you go on vacation tpk?palma de mallorca, si si! wickedly nice island. but way too many brits..they're basically taking over the place.
paul jones
08-07-2005, 05:22 PM
palma de mallorca, si si! wickedly nice island. but way too many brits..they're basically taking over the place.

nice! I saw a travel show on TV last week and they were in Palma

sorry about all the brits bein there

It's like when I go to Australia...I avoid any brits over there if I can now