A fourteen year old proposed to me.

[Medellia]

First he asked how old I am. When I told him I was 22 he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said no, so he asked if I was married. When I said no to that he said "Well, do you wanna be, baby?" Then he put his arm around me. So I pushed him off and said "no thanks, not right now."

That kid was so gross and creepy. :(

[BionicEye]

Awwww.... good for that kid!

[cookiepuss]

did he also ask if he could borrow your underwear so he could tell all the kids at school that you two "did it"?

[Medellia]

Hahaha, no he didn't. I ran off before he had the chance though. Knowing that little perv I wouldn't be surprised if he did ask me that sometime.

[Lemmy's Liver]

you should've told him you have AIDS

always works with the kids

[Trimm Trabb]

You should've just said you were a lesbian.
You'd 've been rid of him, and you would've made his day, because he had a new image to wank over...

no actually, that is quite disturbing. So forget I said that.

[Lemmy's Liver]

when a girl says "I'm lesbian" to me I can't help but think she means "convert me"

[louise]

(no avence sp ? ) but atleast once in your live someone asked this to you ...cant complane that no one has asked you in your live time !! :D

[alruggs]

YOU LIKED IT

[paul jones]

fuckin kids these days!

they need fuckin shooting!

[louise]

no this tread was just to show off about this proposel !! ;)

[Medellia]

No, this thread was made because even though it was creepy and disturbing, it was still kinda funny. If I was going to brag about a proposal I would say "OMG a rich billionaire asked me to marry him!" not "a weird kid proposed".


I should have told him that I'm really a man. That was a golden opportunity.

[ToucanSpam]

Traci.



Will you marry me.............again? :D

[Medellia]

Hrrm, I should have said this the first time you proposed...I'm a man, Spammy.

[ToucanSpam]

Good.

[Medellia]

I have a four year old neighbor that says I'm his girlfriend.

[Loppfessor]

I have a four year old neighbor that says I'm his girlfriend.


Big deal! I got like a hundred 4 year old girlfriends....wait did I read that right?

[Medellia]

[Loppfessor]

Nah baby ya got me all wrong....what I meant to say was "my girlfriend's four year old neighbor is my girlfriend....I mean neighbor...no wait I mean..."

[Medellia]

[Loppfessor]

Ah forget it!.....Let's talk about something else like your underwear, please describe.

[Beth]

when i was 17, a 7 year old told me he was saving all his pennies so that he could buy me an engagement ring. i told him he was going to be saving for a very, very long time.

kids.

[Rancid_Beasties]

when i was 17, a 7 year old told me he was saving all his pennies so that he could buy me an engagement ring. i told him he was going to be saving for a very, very long time.

kids.
Harsh, but true :(

Poor kid (now probably older than me :rolleyes: )

[Medellia]

Ah forget it!.....Let's talk about something else like your underwear, please describe.
Meh, you don't want to hear about my period panties. :p

[TAL]

Big deal! I got like a hundred 4 year old girlfriends....wait did I read that right?
104?

[louise]

you know when you sometimes get information but can't do anything with it ??


[QUOTE=Medellia]Meh, you don't want to hear about my period panties. :p[/QUOTE



well ^^ that WAS some off that !!

[Loppfessor]

Meh, you don't want to hear about my period panties. :p

umm is it possible to have awkward silences on the internet??

[Medellia]

you know when you sometimes get information but can't do anything with it ??


Meh, you don't want to hear about my period panties. :p



well ^^ that WAS some off that !!
*bows*
Thank you, thank you.

[louise]

throws you a flower : " WE WANT MORE , WE WANT MORE "














NOT REALLY but it sounded nice ;)

[Loppfessor]

yeah no more of that "girl stuff" talk....

[louise]

as a woman i totaly agree.....it's just shit that happens don't need to know about it......

[Medellia]

throws you a flower : " WE WANT MORE , WE WANT MORE "
*bleeds on thread*

Actually it's not really that time of the month. I just wanted to gross out Lopp. :o

[Loppfessor]

Actually it's not really that time of the month. I just wanted to gross out Lopp. :o



Duh....and you didn't want to reveal that fact that you're wearing granny panties with your initials stitched into them by your mom

[Nuzzolese]

when a girl says "I'm lesbian" to me I can't help but think she means "convert me"

So like, "no" means "yes"?

[Lemmy's Liver]

yes

...I mean, maybe

hmmm

STOP CONFUSING ME, WOMAN!!!

[Medellia]

Duh....and you didn't want to reveal that fact that you're wearing granny panties with your initials stitched into them by your mom
I do NOT wear granny panties! :mad:

And my initials are written in magic marker, not stitched. :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

^Actually the real truth is that you always wear those day of the week panties I got you for x-mass last year unfortunately you always seem to be 3 or 4 days behind in the rotation...

[Tone Capone]

^Actually the real truth is that you always wear those day of the week panties I got you for x-mass last year unfortunately you always seem to be 3 or 4 days behind in the rotation...

HAHAHAHA!!!

[Loppfessor]

For real dude she's always like "Hey Man it's Tuesday someplace!" even though it's like Friday when she says it...

[Medellia]

For real dude she's always like "Hey Man it's Tuesday someplace!" even though it's like Friday when she says it...
But I do that because it's funny, not because I'm nasty and don't change my unnies everyday like you're implying. Because I do change em everyday. :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

Medellia does wear granny panties. (lb)

[Loppfessor]

But I do that because it's funny, not because I'm nasty and don't change my unnies everyday like you're implying. Because I do change em everyday. :mad:


Calm down muffin....I'm only teasin. I make sure you change your undies every night <wink wink>