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BionicEye
08-07-2005, 02:16 AM
I just got back from THE meatmarket and made no moves... what a dick...


... who's with me... anyone?!?!?!?!?







(and who the fuck is Brad Hall on SNL from 1986 right now?!?!)
NurfBallJeaneus
08-07-2005, 02:22 AM
You're a dude...right?
ms.peachy
08-07-2005, 02:47 AM
not me, I just had my Sunday morning dosage :D :cool:

now it's pancake time
BionicEye
08-07-2005, 11:37 AM
Sex & Pancakes on a Sunday Morning.


Put Sex & anyother word together and it sounds like the title of a movie....

My movie today was "Sex & Bagels"
Anne Lauren
08-07-2005, 12:09 PM
"NO Sex & leftover pizza"

However, I did have Friday night sex...in my man's Bronco! Whooooooo!
HotAndWet
08-07-2005, 07:49 PM
last night and today I masturbated for over 2 hours. :(

It's really boring after that amount of time, I need new stimulation.
Bobtwi
08-07-2005, 08:16 PM
last night and today I masturbated for over 2 hours. :(

It's really boring after that amount of time, I need new stimulation.
How about just having real sex?
HotAndWet
08-07-2005, 08:25 PM
I don't have any sex partners right now. :mad:
Bobtwi
08-07-2005, 08:32 PM
Are you looking?
HotAndWet
08-07-2005, 08:36 PM
Do you have all your teeth and hair?
Anne Lauren
08-08-2005, 02:46 PM
last night and today I masturbated for over 2 hours. :(

It's really boring after that amount of time, I need new stimulation.

Even though I have a boyfriend now (I guess that's what you'd call him), I totally can identify with you as far as the masterbation problems are concerned. When hour 2 starts to roll around, I'm just like, "Fuck it! I give up."
adam_f
08-08-2005, 02:47 PM
For a second, I thought I was in Sure Shots, didn't see any pictures, then was disappointed.
Bobtwi
08-08-2005, 06:25 PM
Do you have all your teeth and hair?
Yes.Yes I do!
TurdBerglar
08-08-2005, 06:26 PM
what kind of fuckn' is involved when teeth and hair are mandetory
cosmo105
08-08-2005, 07:27 PM
you've got to have something with which to be bitten or on to which you can grab so that you can ride said partner like a wild stallion.
TurdBerglar
08-08-2005, 07:28 PM
nice
P.T.B.A.I.
08-08-2005, 07:30 PM
you've got to have something with which to be bitten or on to which you can grab so that you can ride said partner like a wild stallion.
Couldn't you just use their ears?
Beth
08-08-2005, 07:35 PM
no, because you have to whisper dirty things in his ears.
cosmo105
08-08-2005, 07:39 PM
exactly.

that and my arms don't reach that far back :)
Beth
08-08-2005, 07:46 PM
i like it when you can feel their balls smacking you.
cosmo105
08-08-2005, 07:47 PM
hahaha. yeah. :o
TurdBerglar
08-08-2005, 07:48 PM
im just here listening
HEIRESS
08-08-2005, 08:12 PM
me threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HotAndWet
08-09-2005, 10:52 PM
i like it when you can feel their balls smacking you.


Ball smacking is hot! I miss it so.
Clarence D
08-10-2005, 12:13 AM
what kind of fuckn' is involved when teeth and hair are mandetory

LOL *lol* [lol] ?

funny shit

2 hours to masturbate... wtf? I think you need to recharge your batteries or something, that's just a big waste of time. I almost feel bad for you. almost.


PS: i have all my teeth and hair and...... some chips...... AND dip! (y) yes
Humiliation
08-10-2005, 03:17 AM
Oh me me I am!

And 2 hours to masturbate?

Read cosmopolitan more. IT teaches you the mysteries of the female orgasm.

And no i don't read it i just look at the 100 g string awards

And my friend taught me the mysteries of the female orgasm which she learned from comsopolitan
Elusive
08-10-2005, 10:26 AM
mysteries of the female orgasm... you know...
you gotta get a magnifying glass and go in for further inspection.
search for fingerprints...
leave nothing unturned,
look for secret passageways,
stroke the beard and ponder.
Kid Presentable
08-10-2005, 11:21 AM
The clit's real, the Female orgasm, that's the myth.


























Joking, naturally. Getting engaged is only this easy for Mormons.
Lex Diamonds
08-11-2005, 04:12 AM
The clit's real, the Female orgasm, that's the myth.
Citizens of Utah, stimulation of the clit is not advised!