Books I checked in Quality Control today

[paul jones]

yeah,my new job,checking for defaults in quality of books

Every working day I'm gonna put down the best ones I checked

a book on 'Sensual Spanking' - diagrams included
a couple of Rabbi books about Rabbi stuff
Play Rugby the New Zealand way,for Rugby coaches
Erotic fantasy novels with guys with long hair on the cover
Finding Heaven's Fire,some christian book
Life at Gracelands -I think it was called that, by an Ex-Maid of ELVIS at Gracelands

endless fun!

can't wait to see what's in store tomorrow!

[TAL]

Erotic fantasy novels with guys with long hair on the cover

Fabio?

[ms.peachy]

(y) Please do continue to report. This has the potential to be nearly endlessly entertaining!

[TurdBerglar]

so what do you do?



just sit down and skim through books?

[paul jones]

so what do you do?



just sit down and skim through books?

well today I did,also a bit of guillotine work.There's a machine that gums the pages and the printing side too and the laminating of covers

[TurdBerglar]

shit paulo. what job haven't you have? jack of all trades

[paul jones]

shit paulo. what job haven't you have? jack of all trades

I haven't done pimping yet but then I'd only want to be a pimp in the 70's like Willie Dynamite

[paul jones]

so how many different jobs have you had, paul?

bacon cook in a sandwich factory
postman
record shop assistant
printer
barman
casino ashtray and glass collector
pot washer
courier
data entry
post room
warehouse
video duplicator
cameraman
VHS editor


the three things I love I haven't made money from are photography,cartoons and bass playing

life's funny like that

[TurdBerglar]

i like the bacon cook in a sandwich factory one

[paul jones]

today's books I saw that made me laugh

a book about penis exercises,with diagrams about how you can make it healthier and sustain longer and hader erections

a book about How to massage your rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!


Why Freud Was Wrong

That book Saddam Hussein wrote about some knight or a prince,but on the back cover it says Saddam doesn't recieve a dime for this book as he does not have rights to the copyright on the english translation

a book about the Paul McCartney is dead rumour that circulated after he wore no shoes on the cover of Abbey Road lp

a book by a journalist who was banned from interviewing Bob Dylan and The Beatles

[P.T.B.A.I.]

a book about How to massage your rabbit!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck!

[paul jones]

What the fuck!

serious!

'HOW TO MASSAGE YOUR RABBIT'

I couldn't believe it myself!

[avignon]

Someone should put copies of all of these in a time capsule or something. They speak volumes about the state of the world we live in.

By the way, I've got you beat, Paul.
Jobs I've had:

maid in rich people's homes (9 years old)
newspaper route (11)
babysitter (13)
school bus washer (15)
Dairy Queen (16)
salesperson at jewelry store (17)
deli clerk (18)
glass etching factory (19)
telemarketer (19ish)
landscaping (20)
lingerie salesperson (21)
elderly sitter (22)
apartment house maintence person (22)
clerk in an arts and crafts store (23)
baker (23)
grocery store stock clerk (24)
nanny of sorts for a family with six kids (quit a few months ago)
counselor at center for victims of domestic abuse (current)
car factory (current)

[buddylee]

today's books I saw that made me laugh

a book about penis exercises,with diagrams about how you can make it healthier and sustain longer and hader erections

a book about How to massage your rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!


are you sure these aren't the same book

[paul jones]

amusing titles I saw today

'50 YEARS A HOOKER'

'YOUNG,BLACK AND FEMALE'

'WATCHING DALLAS' ( A book about the TV show DALLAS)

[paul jones]

Someone should put copies of all of these in a time capsule or something. They speak volumes about the state of the world we live in.

By the way, I've got you beat, Paul.
Jobs I've had:

maid in rich people's homes (9 years old)
newspaper route (11)
babysitter (13)
school bus washer (15)
Dairy Queen (16)
salesperson at jewelry store (17)
deli clerk (18)
glass etching factory (19)
telemarketer (19ish)
landscaping (20)
lingerie salesperson (21)
elderly sitter (22)
apartment house maintence person (22)
clerk in an arts and crafts store (23)
baker (23)
grocery store stock clerk (24)
nanny of sorts for a family with six kids (quit a few months ago)
counselor at center for victims of domestic abuse (current)
car factory (current)


fuckin fuck! congrats on having more jobs than me (y)

[paul jones]

just remembred 2 more from today

'HOW TO BE SEXY AT 60'

'30 YEARS OF DOG FIGHTING'

[paul jones]

yesterdays highlights


'My Life In Sex Calls'

'How to build an electric guitar'

'Mein Kamf'

[ms.peachy]

'My Life In Sex Calls'

you totally nicked a copy of this one, right?

[paul jones]

you totally nicked a copy of this one, right?

nah


today I didn't see much good ones

apart from, 'HOLLAND:A History of The Netherlands'

and 'The History of Theater in Iran'

[paul jones]

Today I was mostly operating the Guillotine


'LASH : The Great One Hundred Scenes Of Men being whipped in Movies'

^
absolutley fucking TRUE,a fucking BOOK all about scenes in movies where men get the lash,like in pirate films and such!


also

'SWINGING:The Beginners Guide'

''Rabbit Health in the 21st century'

(fuck me with a wasp!,another fucking book about RABBITS!)

[wanton wench]

the three things I love I haven't made money from are photography,cartoons and bass playing



have you picked up your bass yet?

[Bob]

'30 YEARS OF DOG FIGHTING'


this one's funnier if you ignore the idea that it might be about fighter planes

[paul jones]

this one's funnier if you ignore the idea that it might be about fighter planes

oh that one was about real dog fighting back in the early 1900's.There was also a book about underground Cock Fighting too

[paul jones]

have you picked up your bass yet?

I will do soon because the band I manage might want to use it,but I said it 'definitley' needs fresh strings and the pick-up needs fixing

[wanton wench]

I will do soon because the band I manage might want to use it,but I said it 'definitley' needs fresh strings and the pick-up needs fixing
i didnt mean pick it up to just move it silly
i mean have you played it lately??

[ms.peachy]

where on earth do they sell these books, Paul? :confused:

[paul jones]

i didnt mean pick it up to just move it silly
i mean have you played it lately??

no but I should really and mime in front of the mirror to The Average White Band

[paul jones]

where on earth do they sell these books, Paul? :confused:

I think the majority is stuff people order online.

Just think,somebody out there WANTS a book about the Top 100 LASH scenes in movie history!