Annual NFL Shittalk thread

[WillMac]

Colts get over the hump this year.

[Loppfessor]

^ You're probably right...Browns shock the league and go 7-9 maybe even 8-8

[Qdrop]

titans will prove the critics wrong and hit 8-8.

and make a run next year.....

[synch]

A run for the coast?

[HEIRESS]

I have nothing to add to this thread at all

well except:

WILLMACKER MRAWR MRAWR PRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[bigblu89]

The Giants will be better than most expect, but still nothing more than a 9 win team.

[Loppfessor]

The Giants will be better than most expect, but still nothing more than a 9 win team.


I'm looking forward to this weekends Browns/Giants game. The teams are a pretty close match though NY might be a year or two ahead of us in the rebuilding process. Either way it will be a nice gauge early on of where the two teams are

[Qdrop]

I'm looking forward to this weekends Browns/Giants game. The teams are a pretty close match though NY might be a year or two ahead of us in the rebuilding process. Either way it will be a nice gauge early on of where the two teams are

wow, you're a Browns fan?

good luck with that.

[adam_f]

Steelers 12-4. Lose in the AFC Title Game at Indianapolis. Colts beat Eagles. Colts win Super Bowl.

[Qdrop]

AfC leaders:
Patriots
Baltimore
colts
Chargers

wild card: Steelers and Jags (possibly Bengals)

Nfc:
Eagles
Minnesota
Atlanta
Seatle

wild card: Saints and Lions

superbowl: Minnesota over Colts


i'm sure this will change in my head numerous times.

[cj hood]

eagles are done.........sad but true!

[Qdrop]

eagles are done.........sad but true!

serioulsy....
pinkston out for the year.
mitchell gone.
TO is gonna get benched or something.

they have no recievers.

well, they ain't done.....but they have a huge hole at WR....and an average RB.
and they lost thier corners on defense.

no superbowl for you!

[Hal9000]

The Pats are younger and faster at most defensive positions, with one of the league's best lines (Seymour ended his holdout, Wilfork was nasty as a rookie and looks even better in camp already) and a secondary that should be top notch now that Samuel and Wilson have a year under their belts. The remaining linebackers need to step it up since Bruschi and Johnson retired, but we still have McGinest, Vrabel and Rosie Colvin taking 3 of the 4 starting LB spots. The offense is going to be ridiculous, Dillon could easily have a 2,000 yard season, while Brady is Brady which in and of itself should be enough to make NE AFC favorites. Add to that the depth at TE and WR and there's no way any AFC defense can stop them. Let's also not forget the fact that Peyton is Belichick's whipping boy, how anyone can seriously pick the Colts to win the AFC is beyond me.

[Qdrop]

The Pats are younger and faster at most defensive positions, with one of the league's best lines (Seymour ended his holdout, Wilfork was nasty as a rookie and looks even better in camp already) and a secondary that should be top notch now that Samuel and Wilson have a year under their belts. The remaining linebackers need to step it up since Bruschi and Johnson retired, but we still have McGinest, Vrabel and Rosie Colvin taking 3 of the 4 starting LB spots. The offense is going to be ridiculous, Dillon could easily have a 2,000 yard season, while Brady is Brady which in and of itself should be enough to make NE AFC favorites. Add to that the depth at TE and WR and there's no way any AFC defense can stop them. Let's also not forget the fact that Peyton is Belichick's whipping boy, how anyone can seriously pick the Colts to win the AFC is beyond me.
the Colts just need to improve thier defense enough to slow the pats down.
turn it into an "offense vs. offense" battle.
gee, i wonder who would win that?

guarunteed Dungy made "beating the pats defense" his #1 priority.

[Hal9000]

As if it wasn't his #1 priority the last 2 seasons? He's failed miserably every other time, look at the AFC playoffs this past year, the Colts couldn't score a single touchdown, and the Pats defense was starting a WR (Troy Brown) at corner to make up for Ty Law's absence. Dungy isn't half the coach Belichick is, Manning isn't half the quarterback Brady is, and the Colts, along with the rest of the NFL, will continue to be dominated by the Pats.

An O vs. O shootout isn't necessarily in the favor of the Colts either. Dillon has the edge over James (the Pats have always kept James on ice) and with Brady's improved corps of receivers and Indy's weak secondary, it's likely that the Pats could hang at least 4-5 TD's and 3-4 FG's on the Colts (Pats have best money kicker in the game, Vinatieri, Colts have Vanderjagt, who missed game winning field goals twice against the Pats last year).

[adam_f]

Let me just say, that you are forgetting that the Steelers were the number 1 defense last year. You don't go 15-1 by coasting on your offense, which saw the resurrection of the Bus and the first coming of Veron Haynes. Not to mention that the Steelers beat both the Pats and Eagles at points where both team were undefeated. And with a weaker defense with the Pats, the Steelers will beat them. And yes, Hines Ward will be back and you know it. The Colts on the other hand, that could be a different story.

[bigblu89]

I'm thinking...

NFC

Eagles, Vikings, Falcons, Rams

WC: Seahawks, Packers

AFC

Patriots, Steelers, Colts, Cheifs

WC: Jets, Chargers

Eagles-Vikings NFC Championship

Steelers-Colts AFC Championship

Colts over Eagles in the Bowl.

This is LARGELY based on Indy winning home field throughout the playoffs.

[Qdrop]

^ the chiefs, huh?

hmmmmm....
what about that D?

[bigblu89]

I think the additions of Kendrell Bell, Patrick Surtain, and that new Kid Johnson that they drafted will give them D good enough to win them 10 games or so.

If not KC, who is there to pick? Maybe Denver.

[adam_f]

Kendrell Bell is not what he was in his rookie season. The guy just can't stay healthy. Glad to see he left Pittsburgh.

[rob20]

T.O. finally breaks his leg ends his football career.

[DipDipDive]

Ditka.

[Extra Cheese]

The Giants will be better than most expect, but still nothing more than a 9 win team.

which is fine cuz the cowboys and redskins are still gonna be crap and the eagles wont be as good with the shit surrounding owens, also pinkston is out of for the year which means teams will double team owens all day, which means they'll lose a few close games,,, at the end of the day what it all means is that hovering around .500 the giants are gonna be competing for a division title towards the end of the season.

[bigblu89]

which is fine cuz the cowboys and redskins are still gonna be crap and the eagles wont be as good with the shit surrounding owens, also pinkston is out of for the year which means teams will double team owens all day, which means they'll lose a few close games,,, at the end of the day what it all means is that hovering around .500 the giants are gonna be competing for a division title towards the end of the season.

Which is exactly what I'm hoping for.

Exciting, meaningful Giants games in December.

Too many Decembers have been wasted on rooting for the Jets and Eagles to lose, as opposed to the Giants winning.

[AKAsharpchedda]

i swear, there has been nothing on the news here but eagles coverage. coverage that isn't even important. the other day they had one of the players giving a tour of his car. its ridiculous.



T.O. better step up.

[ToucanSpam]

COLTS

[Loppfessor]

wow, you're a Browns fan?

good luck with that.


Yeah well when you grow up in Cleveland it's kind of required

[Qdrop]

Yeah well when you grow up in Cleveland it's kind of required

i grew up near Buffalo and have hated the Bills since day 1....

fuckin 4 time losers...

[WillMac]

As if it wasn't his #1 priority the last 2 seasons? He's failed miserably every other time, look at the AFC playoffs this past year, the Colts couldn't score a single touchdown, and the Pats defense was starting a WR (Troy Brown) at corner to make up for Ty Law's absence. Dungy isn't half the coach Belichick is, Manning isn't half the quarterback Brady is, and the Colts, along with the rest of the NFL, will continue to be dominated by the Pats.

An O vs. O shootout isn't necessarily in the favor of the Colts either. Dillon has the edge over James (the Pats have always kept James on ice) and with Brady's improved corps of receivers and Indy's weak secondary, it's likely that the Pats could hang at least 4-5 TD's and 3-4 FG's on the Colts (Pats have best money kicker in the game, Vinatieri, Colts have Vanderjagt, who missed game winning field goals twice against the Pats last year).

I think the colts have a better shot at beating the Pats this year. Not so much because they're greatly improved, but more-so because the Pats lost alot.

Charlie Weis- Offensive Coordinator.... gone to Notre Dame. Don't discount the amount of impact he had on you're golden boy Tom Brady. His offensive schemes were brilliant against anybody. He made Brady.

Romeo Crennel- Defensive Coordinator.... gone to Cleveland. Make no mistake, Bellichek is the ultimate mastermind behind the Pats defense, but losing Crennel could have an effect with respect to continuity. This is the least hurtful loss

Tedy Bruschi - Linebacker...year off after a stroke. This guy is the absolute heart and soul of the Pats defense. Its a shame that he suffered the stroke. He'll be missed greatly on the field in terms of leadership. He also had a knack for making a huge play every game. A big loss definitely.

Ted Johnson- Linebacker... retired. What this guy lacked in talent he made up for in work ethic and preparedness. He may not have been a huge contributor, but like bruschi was a big part of the leadership on defense. Losing Johnson will hurt more than you think.

Ty Law... Cornerback....free agent casualty. Sure they won in the Playoffs and SuperBowl without him but he was a big part of their success over the years. Losing him doesn't hurt terribly but its another significant hit to the defensive leadership.

Now as a Colts fan I'd much rather all those pieces still be in place....because that was the Pats at their best. Now I think they're a different team. Can the Colts get over the hump. I don't know. Do I think If they're going to get over the hump they have a better chance this year than last. Absolutely.

The Colts Defense has not really been the problem against the Pats. Even getting beat 20-3 in the Playoffs was not soley on the D. They played well for nearly 3 quarters. The Colts offense failed to sustain any drives to keep the D off the field. Hence they finally wore down. In the opener last year the Colts easily could have won. Edge ran well and chewed up the Pats D but fumbled twice in the redzone. Vandershank fuckin blew that game... and the two games prior. That guy is horrible. The real factor is home field advantage. The Colts need it bad. I'm sure this year's regular season game at Foxboro is again going to be for just that.

Bottom line ....The Colts can beat the Pats this year. Will they? We'll see Nov. 7th.

[RobMoney]

serioulsy....
pinkston out for the year.and you consider this a negative?
mitchell gone..and you consider this a negative also?

TO is gonna get benched or something.I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but I think T.O. has played his last game as an Eagle. BTW, how many playoff games have the Eagles won with T.O.,...NONE!

they have no recievers.to be determined....

well, they ain't done.....but they have a huge hole at WR....and an average RB.
and they lost thier corners on defense.Sheldon Brown and Lito Sheppard were the starting corners all of last season. Troy Vincent and Bobby Taylor were shown the door two seasons ago.

no superbowl for you!

We are returning 22 of 24 starters to a team that went down to the last minute of the Super Bowl. T.O. was hurt throughout the playoffs and we made it to the Bowl anyway, as well as we've made it to the NFC title game for the past 4 years running. We could easily make it back and this year the Pats have taken a big step backwards.


We have some holes, but don't think that we can't get there without T.O.

[marsdaddy]

The Niners will win 6-8 games with the rookie starting. If they sit Smith, the Niners win 4 games tops. Maybe that's a good strategy, then they can pick top 3 again, next year. So many holes on offense.

The Pats are still the team to beat. Sure, losing the assistants is going to change things, but Belichick is a madman and will spend every minute of every day preparing, if he has to. Actually, losing the assistants made the Pats more likely to repeat -- no complacency there, at all. Plus, as Hal pointed out, the Pats won with defense scheme, especially DB. The linebackers and leadership are the question marks, but maybe some of the TE depth can play LB?

The Eagles will play bridesmaids, again. I'm not sure about Superbowl, though. Maybe lose NFC championship game, 3 out of 4? They can't overcome the WR issues -- with or without TO.

The Browns have Droughons, but without Denver's blocking scheme, he'll fall off like all other Denver RB castoffs.

The Chiefs have no D. Until they prove they can play D, I won't believe it. Nice running game, though.

Minnesota is a joke. Tice scalped tickets? I bet he pockets player fines and doesn't tip at restaurants, either!

Is everyone sleeping on the Raiders? Another year of Collins learning Turner's offense. Moss is catching passes along Porter, now. They should be improved on D. They're my sleeper team.

The Cardinals are a popular pick in the NFC West. I don't like being popular, but with Green doing things his way, and a young, fast team, they're the next Minnesota -- just good enough to tease, but they have holes.

The Colts' window of opportunity is closing.

Only Qdrop would call a team with 4 trips to the Superbowl losers. Ultimately, every team that doesn't win the Superbowl loses, but there are 28 (30 now?) other teams that would have traded positions with the Bills, those years.

[GetYourWarOn]

Colts get over the hump this year.


ahaha, thats a good one. hey, lemme do this impression for you and see if you can guess who it is...


*unbuckles chinstrap*

*stares in disbelief at hands on sidelines*

*gives a puzzled look to his #1 wideout for running out of bounds 3 yards before the first down marker*





hint: his brother looks just as goofy as he does.

[beastie fresh]

Didnt read much of the comments, but the Cowboys are looking good this year, they finally got a good QB, so Im betting they hit playoffs

Anyone got Madden 06 by the way? Its alright, not as good as I expected

[Loppfessor]

Anyone got Madden 06 by the way? Its alright, not as good as I expected

Yeah I got it yesterday and spent most of last night playing. I'm not too impressed with that QB vision thing, but that's probably cus I'm not used to it

[Hal9000]

ahaha, thats a good one. hey, lemme do this impression for you and see if you can guess who it is...


*unbuckles chinstrap*

*stares in disbelief at hands on sidelines*

*gives a puzzled look to his #1 wideout for running out of bounds 3 yards before the first down marker*





hint: his brother looks just as goofy as he does.

ahahaha best post so far.

I love the vision/precision shit in '06, you can tear defenses apart piece by piece with it, not to mention the truck stick on offense, Corey Dillon is unfuckwithable with properly timed truck stick maneuvers.

[WillMac]

Terrell Owens is a complete douchebag. Did anybody see his interview last night during halftime of the Chargers/Packers? What a complete fucking baby. And Drew Rosenhaus is the biggest fuckin weasel of all time. Good luck with that guy Eagles Fans.







keep those catchy peyton jokes coming

[Qdrop]

and they lost thier corners on defense.

Sheldon Brown and Lito Sheppard were the starting corners all of last season. Troy Vincent and Bobby Taylor were shown the door two seasons ago. yeah, you're right....hard to keep track.
but was thier secondary really a strength last year?
i still felt it was thier line that did the job. they have a good defensive scheme, nonetheless....

the fact remains....
you don't have WR corp to speak of...
TO ain't comin back.....he shouldn't be, anyway...

westbrook, while a decent back....is still pretty average. though he has been overacheiving recently. that won't last.

sorry, i just can't help but be skeptical about them...they'll be good....but really think they overachieved last year...
compared to the patriots, who just have a true dynasty functioning over there. (until this year anyway....we'll see how those loses affect them...)

[Qdrop]

The Eagles will play bridesmaids, again. I'm not sure about Superbowl, though. Maybe lose NFC championship game, 3 out of 4? They can't overcome the WR issues -- with or without TO. agreed. i think everyone sees that....

The Browns have Droughons, but without Denver's blocking scheme, he'll fall off like all other Denver RB castoffs. agreed.

The Chiefs have no D. Until they prove they can play D, I won't believe it. Nice running game, though. yeah, they added derrick and got some corners (1 or 2?)...they claim they are beefing up thier scheme...
but shit, i just think that whole defensive squad just has emotional issues.

Minnesota is a joke. dude, super bowl. and i'm not even a fan.

Is everyone sleeping on the Raiders? Another year of Collins learning Turner's offense. Moss is catching passes along Porter, now. They should be improved on D. They're my sleeper team yeah, i'm kinda curious about them too. they were always kind of a choker team- though who knows what could have been had the Raven's Siragusa not cheap-shoted Gannon's leg in 2001(2). then the ice bowl in 2002(3).
hmm...shit...i guess they didn't really choke. just extranious circumstances.
they were a powerhouse in 2003(4)....just got beat by a better team in the superbowl.

wonder if they can reclaim the faith this year?

The Cardinals are a popular pick in the NFC West. I don't like being popular, but with Green doing things his way, and a young, fast team, they're the next Minnesota -- just good enough to tease, but they have holes ehh...Warner? i dunno. they have some serious WR weapons, though. and marcell ship.....
if the D keeps making strides...yeah, they could really be interesting.

The Colts' window of opportunity is closing not yet. they got time.

Only Qdrop would call a team with 4 trips to the Superbowl losers. Ultimately, every team that doesn't win the Superbowl loses, but there are 28 (30 now?) other teams that would have traded positions with the Bills, those years. dude, you sound like all the fuckin bills fans around here.
sorry man...i honestly would rather my team never made it then make 4 years in a row and choke. that's humiliating. an embarrassment to the AFC.
even the die-hard bills fans admit that if you get them drunk. trust me....

and i was an Oilers fan! i know choke!

[skinnybutphat]

Worst thread ever.

I don't know why everyone is sucking Minnesota's dick. Tice is a horrible coach. That D isn't going to gel like everyone thinks.They won't even make the play-offs.Indy best watch out for the Texans.

AFC
New England
Pittsburgh
Indy
San Diego

W/C

NY Jets
Cincinnati

Watch out for:

Houston
Buffalo

NFC
Philadelphia
Chicago
Carolina
Seattle

W/C

Atlanta
Detroit

Watch out for:

Tampa Bay
St. Louis


Superbowl
Bears vs. Steelers. That's right.

Bears 26
Steelers 17

[WillMac]

The Colts' conquest begins Sunday. Defensive Lineman Corey Simon was the missing link.

[Qdrop]

NFC
Philadelphia
Chicago
Carolina
Seattle

W/C

Atlanta
Detroit

Watch out for:

Tampa Bay
St. Louis


Superbowl
Bears vs. Steelers. That's right.

Bears 26
Steelers 17

what the fuck is wrong with you?

the bears?
Kyle Orton is the answer?

at least i'm realistic about my team....

[DIGI]

Steelers 12-4. Lose in the AFC Title Game at Indianapolis. Colts beat Eagles. Colts win Super Bowl.

YOU FUCKING BENEDICT ARNOLD!


SUPER BOWL
stillers over panthers

741-2

[Echewta]

Titans win three this year. Respect!

[DIGI]

Titans win three this year. Respect!


This sunday will not be one of them.

[Echewta]

If Ben can throw more than three plays from the book, you could be right.

[DIGI]

I'm shootin' for 5. 6, MAYBE.

[Echewta]

I wish McNair would take a seat and let Billy through to Drew all day. :(

[DIGI]

BUT. Fast Willie Parker is about to unleashed on the NFL. May God have mercy on all your souls.

[ToucanSpam]

Manning to Harrison


Colts win super bowl 32-17 over panthers

[DIGI]

Manning to Harrison


Colts win super bowl 32-17 over panthers


Steelers vs. Colts

Manning face down in turf 3/4 of game.

end of story.


thanks for playing.

[ToucanSpam]

Steelers vs. Colts

Manning face down in turf 3/4 of game.

end of story.


thanks for playing.
Are you going to just say random things?

Let me guess, the final score will be 999-2. Please, not another one of these ridiculous people....

[Echewta]

Raiders in the superbowl. Silver and Black attack on you all.

[Qdrop]

Titans win three this year. Respect!

some fan.

they'll hit 6 to 8 wins.


I wish McNair would take a seat and let Billy through to Drew all day. oh christ. don't you start on that shit too.

are you one of those "Volek for starter" fags on titansonline.com ?

[DIGI]

Are you going to just say random things?

Let me guess, the final score will be 999-2. Please, not another one of these ridiculous people....


Why should you give a shit about the NFL anyways. Watch your fucking Argonauts and shut up. YOU'RE A TOOL--random enough for you.

[ToucanSpam]

Why should you give a shit about the NFL anyways. Watch your fucking Argonauts and shut up. YOU'RE A TOOL--random enough for you.
You're embarrassing yourself--yet again. I happen to follow the NFL and not the CFL. Hard to believe? Maybe for a simpleton like you, but the fact is the NFL is much more exciting.

All I asked from you was to be somewhat reasonable, and you made a complete ass of yourself. It's ok though, no one notices you enough to care....


Anyways, anyone have any thoughts on Eli Manning?

[DIGI]

You trying to be a smart-ass is like watching Al Roker trying to play water polo. Ain't happenin'.


Eli will have a better season.

[ToucanSpam]

You trying to be a smart-ass is like watching Al Roker trying to play water polo. Ain't happenin'.

Is that all you got? Zzzzzzzzzzz...


Eli will have a better season.
He pretty much has to now. I bet the Giants go 10-6.

[Echewta]

I was just wondering how long and what it would take to get you out Qdrop. I was about to post bringing Eddie out since Travis and Chris can't stay healthy. ;)

[DIGI]

Is that all you got? Zzzzzzzzzzz...


Yes, go to sleep, please.

[ToucanSpam]

Yes, go to sleep, please.
How could I not fall alseep with you providing absolutely no entertainment whatsoever?

[DIGI]

I'm not here to entertain you, poopdick.


NOW EITHER TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm not here to entertain you, poopdick.


NOW EITHER TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
cool out buddy, you are taking things a bit too seriously.


Green Bay into the playoffs? I say yes.

[DIGI]

Hope so. How can you not root for Favre?

[Qdrop]

I was just wondering how long and what it would take to get you out Qdrop. I was about to post bringing Eddie out since Travis and Chris can't stay healthy. ;)

*shakes fist*
*tightens Titan replica helmet on chin*

[ToucanSpam]

He is that team, heart and soul.

http://www.tsn.ca/nfl/teams/player_bio.asp?player_id=489&hubName=GB STATS

Not many players, if any, can say they never missed a game. He's been not his best the past couple of years, what with numerous injuries, but the first couple games look to be relatively easy wins.

SUN, SEP. 11 AT DETROIT
SUN, SEP. 18 VS CLEVELAND
SUN, SEP. 25 VS TAMPA BAY
MON, OCT. 3 AT CAROLINA


Carolina may be the only serious challenge...maybe Tampa Bay.

[p-branez]

i've really got nothing to say.

the lions suck year after year.

buuuuuut

notre dame will be losing to u-m this weekend. i'll be at the game.

[skinnybutphat]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

the bears?
Kyle Orton is the answer?

at least i'm realistic about my team....

Orton has looked better than any other Bears QB I have seen in almost a decade. With the filthy defense the Bears put on the field, he won't have to be the answer. Look for the Roethlisburger comparisons by week 3. I'll bet anyone here a CD he wins more games than Favre this year.


He is that team, heart and soul.

http://www.tsn.ca/nfl/teams/player_bio.asp?player_id=489&hubName=GB STATS

Not many players, if any, can say they never missed a game. He's been not his best the past couple of years, what with numerous injuries, but the first couple games look to be relatively easy wins.

SUN, SEP. 11 AT DETROIT - L
SUN, SEP. 18 VS CLEVELAND - W
SUN, SEP. 25 VS TAMPA BAY - L
MON, OCT. 3 AT CAROLINA - L


Carolina may be the only serious challenge...maybe Tampa Bay.

Smells like 1 - 3 to me. Your TV must have been broke the last couple of play-off games he has been terrible in. He and the Packers are done and will finish last in the division this year. He'll be wishing he was back in Kilm with his huntin' dog and the rest of his hill-whacker neighbors by the mid-way point this season.

[Qdrop]

Orton has looked better than any other Bears QB I have seen in almost a decade.. that's not hard.
my mom could compete with some of your past QB's....
i think she did....she was signed....but later waived. they regretted it.

With the filthy defense the Bears put on the field, he won't have to be the answer. Look for the Roethlisburger comparisons by week 3. I'll bet anyone here a CD he wins more games than Favre this year.
tempting.

but green bay's defense is gonna be so shitty.

[DIGI]

Orton has looked better than any other Bears QB I have seen in almost a decade. With the filthy defense the Bears put on the field, he won't have to be the answer. Look for the Roethlisburger comparisons by week 3. I'll bet anyone here a CD he wins more games than Favre this year.






you're on. how about save the comparisons for week 17 after he wins 14 straight.

[skinnybutphat]

I don't know who you are, but you have yourself a deal.

[WillMac]

How about that Colts Defense? Ravens had no answer for the speedy defensive line.

Deion Sanders is washed up...... primetime needs to turn out the lights.

[Qdrop]

Holy shit....

my team fucking sucks (Titans).

actually...i think the offense is gonna be pretty solid....particularly as the season goes on...

but that Defense? holy shit....they couldn't tackle a high school running back.

Fisher? dude....get that unit in shape....
they should morbidly embarrassed....

[Echewta]

I had so much hope during the first drive. And then WTF happened?

uugggg.

[Qdrop]

I had so much hope during the first drive. And then WTF happened?

uugggg.

yeah....you ever notice that Tennessee has a habit of doing that?
starting out with a big impressive drive...and then proceed to stink the joint up...

like the Titans/Ravens playoff game in 2000...
and numerouse games last season....

i dunno man...
i know we have the youngest team in the NFL and the most starting rookies and all...
but come on...ARM TACKELING?
and that secondary?.....jesus, we need some real safeties....i don't think Tank is gonna cut it.

i mean, just watching the Ravens game last night....
shit, i remember when the Titan's D was that good. you could COUNT on it to beat the shit out of everyone...to manhandle and dominate....
i miss that.


anyway, i think Fisher will right the ship somewhat and allow for a semi-respectable 6-10, maybe 7-9 finish...
but shit...we have a busy offseason ahead of us next year.
depressing.

[Echewta]

Roby had some good returns, didn't he? Thank goodness they didn't have pacman returning.

I didn't get to watch any of it. Just watch the live stats and then clean my bathroom after the second quarter.

Mason looked horrible for the Ravens :rolleyes:

I can't wait for next year! The Titans are going to rule.

[bigblu89]

All I know is that The Giants won, and scored more points than any other team yesterday.

They'll still be no better than 8-8, but I'll take a nice lopsided win Opening Day.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm glad the Colts didn't need to score 50 points last night. They showed they are ready to play defensively this year, and I like Manning, I think he played good- didn't need to be fantastic.

[Monsieur Decuts]

The Dolphins are undefeated!

Nice to see them put some points on the board. Just need to clean up them damnnnn penalties....thems is twitchier than a crack head

[DIGI]

Stillers. Willie Parker, most rushing yards. Roethlisberger, perfect passer rating. SUPER BOWL, Stillers.

[Qdrop]

Roby had some good returns, didn't he? Thank goodness they didn't have pacman returning. yeah...
they were gonna have that new Jaguars WR aquiree do it...but we had to cut him this week for cap room...

i think Pac will be great at both corner and return man given time.
he'll be a force by next year or so.
corner is a hard position to learn...

I didn't get to watch any of it. Just watch the live stats and then clean my bathroom after the second quarter. yeah, i got NFL ticket....so i'll be watching the horror every week..

but i think it'll be cool to watch this team rebuild and scrape back to the top...
so a year or 2 from now...when they're a power house again...i can say "yeah, i was with them to the whole time, muther fucker!"


Mason looked horrible for the Ravens :rolleyes: he's a great reciever...
but he's gonna really miss having a pro bowl QB throwing to him...

I can't wait for next year! The Titans are going to rule. maybe...or maybe 2 seasons....

but yeah, i get the "our season is already over" joke....
:(

[Qdrop]

Stillers. Willie Parker, most rushing yards. Roethlisberger, perfect passer rating. SUPER BOWL, Stillers.

shut up...

whatever...they.....you....


eh..













yeah...they looked pretty good.

[ToucanSpam]

That young Steelers QB Roethlisberger is mind bogglingly good. I hope he doesn't have the sophmore jinx. Judging by what we've seen so far, that won't be the case and he's going to send the Steelers deep into the playoffs...

[skinnybutphat]

tempting.

but green bay's defense is gonna be so shitty.

Will someone else please, please take me up on this bet. Please.

The Jets are a good team, I thought that was going to be the game of the week. KC smoking was them very impressive. I bet Javon Walker is wishing he was still holding out. Packers are the worst team in the NFC now, it's too bad Favre might not make it to week 13 to face the Bear onslaught. Patrick Ramsey almost lost his head yesterday. Beeeaarssss. Jeff Fisher has lost all his 85' Bears Magic Dust, the Titans stink badly. Sausage.

Piss on the Steelers, tell Polemanuno to get a damn haircut. Is there some kind of rule where every time has to have at least one guy in the secondary with terrible hair? I could run for 100+ if I were in the Steeler backfield. Dit-ka. Mike Martz is the worst coach in the league. Why do you call time out with 2:04 left in the 4th quarter on defense down by 3? To save 4 seconds? He made up for it by calling a pass on 1st and ten in field goal range down by 3.

[DIGI]

Piss on the Steelers, tell Polemanuno to get a damn haircut. Is there some kind of rule where every time has to have at least one guy in the secondary with terrible hair? I could run for 100+ if I were in the Steeler backfield.

Dude, the amount of hate you hold for the Steelers is hilarious. Frustration is a funny thing. Second, that second sentence isn't even close to making sense. Troy Polamalu is soon to be recognized as the best cornerback in the league, so I could care less about his hairdo. That's just shows the mentality of every other team in comparison. We here in the Burgh don't give a fuck about our looks, cheerleaders, or any other frill that every other team finds necessary. We play football, exceedingly well, mind you.

[Qdrop]

The Jets are a good team, I thought that was going to be the game of the week. did you SEE that game? i did.
dude, they fucking blew. Pennington is off...way off.
granted, it's only week 1...

it's too bad Favre might not make it to week 13 to face the Bear onslaught. Patrick Ramsey almost lost his head yesterday. Beeeaarssss. yeah...ummm
you know the bears lost, right?
you know they scored only 7 points.
same as tennesee...
right?

[DIGI]

yeah...ummm
you know the bears lost, right?
you know they scored only 7 points.
same as tennesee...
right?


Thank you. It had to be said.

[skinnybutphat]

Dude, the amount of hate you hold for the Steelers is hilarious. Frustration is a funny thing. Second, that second sentence isn't even close to making sense. Troy Polamalu is soon to be recognized as the best cornerback in the league, so I could care less about his hairdo. That's just shows the mentality of every other team in comparison. We here in the Burgh don't give a fuck about our looks, cheerleaders, or any other frill that every other team finds necessary. We play football, exceedingly well, mind you.

Shouldn't you be busy compiling a cd for me? Actually, the Steelers are my 2nd favorite team. Great history, uniform, and I have always loved their brand of ball. I say piss on them because they haven't won anything in almost 30 years but if you look at how the fans act you would think they were in the midst of a dynasty like the Patriots are. I have an ill fitting Neil O'Donnell jersey. Look at my Supebowl prediction, I would love to see the Bears and Steelers butt heads in The Super Bowl. I know Pailemanenauo is a good player, I just think he looks way too much Jimmy Superfly Snuka. (http://www.jimmysnuka.com/images/snuj_04.jpg )

The Bears were 1 of two teams this week that didn't allow a touchdown. Yeah they lost, and the offense has a lot of work to do but they'll be in the hunt all season. Everybody will be on thier dick by week 8. I wish they could fatten up with another win against the Titans this year.

[Qdrop]

The Bears were 1 of two teams this week that didn't allow a touchdown. Yeah they lost, and the offense has a lot of work to do but they'll be in the hunt all season. Everybody will be on thier dick by week 8.
the thing that sucks about these kind of predictions and fans like you, is that....in week 8, when the bears are 2-6....you won't back down, you won't swallow your pride and admit your were wrong...
you'll just spin one bullshit excuse after the other....and start talking about next year, etc.
there's just no room for satisfaction on our part....you make some retarded prediction about your horrible sub-average team...we say you are full of it...you get proven wrong....you admit nothing.

i work with a Bears fan at work....he's just as bad as you.

i really don't understand the Bears/ditka/da bears mentality.
it comes off so aloof and autistic.

I wish they could fatten up with another win against the Titans this year. oh, i'm crying....*tear*

[DIGI]

Shouldn't you be busy compiling a cd for me?


Wow. I love your confidence considering this is without a doubt the "surest thing" I've ever wagered on. But, hey, I'm not here to talk shit. So, good luck, and I'll be keeping tabs.









sucker.

[skinnybutphat]

the thing that sucks about these kind of predictions and fans like you, is that....in week 8, when the bears are 2-6....you won't back down, you won't swallow your pride and admit your were wrong...
you'll just spin one bullshit excuse after the other....and start talking about next year, etc.
there's just no room for satisfaction on our part....you make some retarded prediction about your horrible sub-average team...we say you are full of it...you get proven wrong....you admit nothing.

i work with a Bears fan at work....he's just as bad as you.

i really don't understand the Bears/ditka/da bears mentality.
it comes off so aloof and autistic.

oh, i'm crying....*tear*

The Bears/Dit-ka thing is hilarious to me because the Super Fan sketch was dead on accurate to pretty much every over 40 hardcore Bears fan I know. Honestly I think the Bears will fight for a play-off spot with Minnesota and Detroit, but I know they aren't better than Carolina, Philly, Atlanta and twice as many teams in the AFC. If the Bears are 2 - 6 by week 8, I won't admit that they suck or that I'm wrong, I'll just blame it on injuries.

[Qdrop]

If the Bears are 2 - 6 by week 8, I won't admit that they suck or that I'm wrong, I'll just blame it on injuries.

Dit-ka...

[bigblu89]

I'm going to get it all in now, because I probably only have a few more days to say it but.

HAHAHAHAHA The Eagles are in LAST PLACE!!!

[cj hood]

eagles are done.........sad but true!

[WillMac]

The Colts D is STOUT!

What happened to the Patsys yesterday?

[DIGI]

Pittsburgh Stillers.

[Qdrop]

not that i think the Titans are coming anywhere near the playoffs...

but it made my entire season to see my team dismantle and OWN the Ravens yesterday.

there is no team in football that i loathe more than the ravens.

hell my team may have a shot at 8-8!! whooo hooooo!


okay, as of this season on....i will no longer "pick teams" or predict division/superbowl champs before the season starts.....
and i wish proffessional sports writers would do the same.

fuck i picked the Vikes to go all the way....
wow.


i'm waitin till week 3 or 4 from now on....
with all the parity and variables......you can not intelligently do otherwise.


and ya know, i watched the past 2 KC games....is it just me, or is there offense only average so far?
all this talk about thier offense being the same old juggernaut.....but they haven't been near what they were last year....and against 2 average defenses....

[Qdrop]

Pittsburgh Stillers.

let's see them play a GOOD team before you get too excited (they beat 2 of the wost teams in the NFL so far...yay.)

the Pats next week will be their first REAL litmus test.

[ToucanSpam]

Indy= 2-0


Defense problems? They've only given up 10 points.... :D

[DIGI]

Indy= 2-0


Defense problems? They've only given up 10 points.... :D


They should have lost yesterday. There should have been two flags thrown, one for defensive offsides and one for defensive pass interference, but the refs blew it. The Jags are not a good team, although Leftwich is the shit.

[DIGI]

let's see them play a GOOD team before you get too excited (they beat 2 of the wost teams in the NFL so far...yay.)

the Pats next week will be their first REAL litmus test.


Pittsburgh laughs in the face of comments like that. People said the same thing last year when they had to play NE and Philly back to back and we know what happened there. I'm just saying, if you're a true follower of the Stillers, you know Cowher is the fuckin' man and he can pinpoint any weakness on the team and improve on it the next season. He has done so again, the defense is fucking disgusting this year, which will propel us to a Super Bowl victory.



I also enjoyed watching the ravens get their shit handed to them. (y)

[Echewta]

Thank you ESPN Sports Center for showing me the recap of the Titans/Ravens game. As usual, you focus on the team other than the Titans and the only catch you show the titans making is an INT. Just for a moment. I hate you.

[Qdrop]

Thank you ESPN Sports Center for showing me the recap of the Titans/Ravens game. As usual, you focus on the team other than the Titans and the only catch you show the titans making is an INT. Just for a moment. I hate you.

you must be used to that by now...

i am...

[Qdrop]

The Jags are not a good team,

foolish, man.
foolish.

[ToucanSpam]

He's right, the Jags are going nowhere this year.

[skinnybutphat]

1 - 0 and no light at the end of the tunnel for Farve and the boys. Orton and his 102.57 QB rating didn't look too shabby eh DIGI?

31 points in the 1st half for My First Place Bears, most since '85.
My wife was screamin at the TV with spit flying out of her mouth "Put 50 up on these motherfuckers". God I love her.

*lights cigar

[JBernas]

I also enjoyed watching the ravens get their shit handed to them. (y)

Right on! Ray Lewis can kiss my ass....what an arrogant asshole. I'm getting prepared for my husband to be in a bad mood after tonight's Redskins/Cowboys game.....Redskins won last week, but only because their defense is sick.....you can't win games with fieldgoals guys....Will Brunell get it together? Will Gibbs make another switch and put Ramsey back in? Who knows....it's a mess

[bigblu89]

I'm going to get it all in now, because I probably only have a few more days to say it but.

HAHAHAHAHA The Eagles are in LAST PLACE!!!

I'm reposting this b/c even if it's a tie, the Eagles will still be in last place after tonight's games are over.

[Echewta]

My wife was screamin at the TV with spit flying out of her mouth "Put 50 up on these motherfuckers". God I love her.

*lights cigar

Lucky.

[skinnybutphat]

Lucky.

Oh there are negatives. Imagine watching Denver kick a game winning field goal and your wife turns to you and say's 'Things are looking good for the Shanster" as she beats you and 65 other people in a confidence pool. She might take me out to dinner with the winnings and teach me how to pick games.

[Echewta]

Yes, what a negative.

[skinnybutphat]

She took 2nd place last week too. She will be starting a hot-line in the next few weeks.

"Baby who should I start McNabb or Collins"?

[Extra Cheese]

laverneaus coles of the jets came out and said he got molested as a child. So sad but no one better start acting like he's the first person to ever go through some tough shit. I get sick of that shit when athletes get their ass kissed cuz they come out with their stories of struggle.

but anyway, the NYGs will go 2-0 tonight bitches.

[Echewta]

The Phili kicking squad is pretty amazing.

[adam_f]

I'm constantly amazed that Stuart Scott can read the teleprompter with one eye looking at it and the other looking like he shoots cocaine through it.

[DIGI]

I'm constantly amazed that Stuart Scott can read the teleprompter with one eye looking at it and the other looking like he shoots cocaine through it.


What, no cheesy 80's T.V. show reference?? You feelin' alright, man?

[DIGI]

1 - 0 and no light at the end of the tunnel for Farve and the boys. Orton and his 102.57 QB rating didn't look too shabby eh DIGI?



They looked good. But consistency is the key, my man. We'll see come week 11 when Orton's had a nice shit streak, like at Purdue, if he can keep his head on straight. I think coincidentally that might be the week Roethlisberger's QB rating MIGHT drop below 150. Big maybe.

[bigblu89]

And then the Giants go 2-0.

Being the pessimistic Giants fan that I am, I think they'll somehow still end up 8-8, but they have looked pretty damn good these 2 weeks.

And WTF was the Saints coach whining about "The Giants even got to call the coin toss."

YOU ASS! The "Road" team always calls the coin toss.

[Echewta]

Well, I find it funny that football cheers the Saints when most of these football players are very well to do and probably survived "ok" CLAP CLAP CLAP, yea NO SAINTS!!!!! WHOO HOOO.

[bigblu89]

yeah the guy that had the "N.O. Saints... America's Team" sign in the crowd made me laugh a little.

During the aftermath of 9-11, where the Giants or the Jets "America's Team"? Or was it the Buffalo Bills? Because , as all annoying Bills fans will tell you, they are the "true" NY team, b/c they're the only ones that actually play in NY.

[jabumbo]

is it me, or does the nfl have a surplus of piss poor starting quarterbacks this year?


the ravens have allready realized tha both boller and wright suck

the bills should notice that jp losman isnt the qb of the future

daunte culpepper is just plain playing like shit

david carr might be dead by the end of the season

patrick ramsey is still a starter? why?

and orton really hasnt done a whole lot, even if the team is playing well. he should thank his defense for that last performance

[Qdrop]

Or was it the Buffalo Bills? Because , as all annoying Bills fans will tell you, they are the "true" NY team, b/c they're the only ones that actually play in NY.

living next to Buffalo, and being forcibly immersed in Bills fandom for decades....i have found that the average Bills fan rarely has the mental faculties to realize such geographic placement.

[Qdrop]

the bills should notice that jp losman isnt the qb of the future to early for that yet....

daunte culpepper is just plain playing like shit
seriously.
did Moss really make THAT much of differance on how defenses spread thier secondary?

david carr might be dead by the end of the season
HA! would that make his offensive line accomplice to murder?

imagine what his body will feel like when he's 50.

patrick ramsey is still a starter? why? nah, Brunell is now.
2 TD's in 4min at the end of the 4th quarter.
i think the QB slot is his to lose now.

and orton really hasnt done a whole lot, even if the team is playing well. he should thank his defense for that last performance yeah, i'm sick of all the praise he's getting.
the fuck has he done?
look at his stats...if you can find them!

[WillMac]

If its Brown the Colts flush it down!

[DIGI]

ENOUGH SAID. (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8869972)

And don't gimme any shit about this week's game cuz we all know New England's not the same team. That, and I know you fucks have been fighting like ravenous dogs to get Willie Parker on your fantasy team. respek. :cool:

[skinnybutphat]

seriously.
did Moss really make THAT much of differance on how defenses spread thier secondary?



yeah, i'm sick of all the praise he's getting.
the fuck has he done?
look at his stats...if you can find them!

No, but when you lose the best center in the game and you can't run the ball or pass protect you have problems. The O coordinator they lost to Miami must have been doing something right if he can make the Dolphins offense respectable.

When your up 31 - 6 at the half you're not going to be throwing the ball too much.

You best get a seat on the band wagon now, because all the fools that put the Bears between 30 - 32 in their power rankings are already climbing on.

[skinnybutphat]

ENOUGH SAID. (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8869972)

And don't gimme any shit about this week's game cuz we all know New England's not the same team. That, and I know you fucks have been fighting like ravenous dogs to get Willie Parker on your fantasy team. respek. :cool:

Tampa Bay should not be #3, in that list. The Bears will be hovering around the top ten after Sunday. Where is your man Favre and the Pack in that list? My finger got tired of scrolling down after a few minutes.
When is Bettis going to start stealing all those goal line carries away from Qdrop's boy? Duce isn't far off in the horizon either.

[DIGI]

Tampa Bay should not be #3, in that list. The Bears will be hovering around the top ten after Sunday. Where is your man Favre and the Pack in that list? My finger got tired of scrolling down after a few minutes.
When is Bettis going to start stealing all those goal line carries away from Qdrop's boy? Duce isn't far off in the horizon either.


Dude, I could seriously give a shit less about what Favre does. Making you a CD is no skin off my dick. As for stealing carries, what Bettis does on the goal line is nothing compared to what Fast Willie did to both him and Duce. Cowher dubbed him the #1 back regardless a few days ago. It's his position to lose and rightly so. And how about YOUR boy Polamalu last week? Nine tackles in the FIRST QUARTER. Not to mention he's leading the league in sacks.

[skinnybutphat]

Dude, I could seriously give a shit less about what Favre does. Making you a CD is no skin off my dick. As for stealing carries, what Bettis does on the goal line is nothing compared to what Fast Willie did to both him and Duce. Cowher dubbed him the #1 back regardless a few days ago. It's his position to lose and rightly so. And how about YOUR boy Polamalu last week? Nine tackles in the FIRST QUARTER. Not to mention he's leading the league in sacks.

He concedes! If Superfly Snuka got a hair cut he may have had 10 tackles.

Superbowl preview Sunday December 11th.

[DIGI]

Superbowl preview Sunday December 11th.


It's on, ma fukka. Wanna make another friendly wager on that game?

[Qdrop]

That, and I know you fucks have been fighting like ravenous dogs to get Willie Parker on your fantasy team. respek. :cool:

he's on my BBMB fantasy team!

btw....i have corey dillon in my own league, and i was gonna bench him against Pitt's D...in favor or Stephen Davis.
you think Pitt will stop dillon?

[Qdrop]

Tampa Bay should not be #3, in that list. The Bears will be hovering around the top ten after Sunday.

you think the Bears will shut down Palmer/Johnson/Houslruewljso/Rudi?

i got Palmer and C.Johnson in my league....

[DIGI]

he's on my BBMB fantasy team!

btw....i have corey dillon in my own league, and i was gonna bench him against Pitt's D...in favor or Stephen Davis.
you think Pitt will stop dillon?


Of course they will. They man-handled him last season. I'd play Davis, he's due to blow the fuck up.

[Qdrop]

Of course they will. They man-handled him last season. I'd play Davis, he's due to blow the fuck up.

he's already blowin up....2 TD's in week one, i think....3 TD's last week.
playing a somewhat soft miam run D....


if your boys let Dillon run for 125yds and 2 TD's while he's sitting on my bench....i swear to god.

[DIGI]

Not gonna happen. How dare you question the Steeler Defense!!!!!!!!

[skinnybutphat]

you think the Bears will shut down Palmer/Johnson/Houslruewljso/Rudi?

i got Palmer and C.Johnson in my league....

No, they'll score some points. Orton will have to sling it around a bit to try keep up with them. Bears 24 - 20.


It's on, ma fukka. Wanna make another friendly wager on that game?

Um, no. I know the Steelers are better than the Bears, for now. Let's see what the line is in December.

[Echewta]

Christ, I know have HDTV for my NFL. Thank you.

[DIGI]

he's already blowin up....2 TD's in week one, i think....3 TD's last week.
playing a somewhat soft miam run D....




I meant yards-wise. He's a TD scorin' machine, but I think everyone's a little disappointed with his YPC. He's back from an injury, he needs to settle in after a few weeks then he'll be busting out 150-175 yard games. Who's takin Ricky Williams week five??

[Echewta]

Ricky is going to come back and have 200 yards his first game and prove to everyone that you can do what he did and still be a machine.

[Qdrop]

I meant yards-wise. He's a TD scorin' machine, but I think everyone's a little disappointed with his YPC. He's back from an injury, he needs to settle in after a few weeks then he'll be busting out 150-175 yard games. Who's takin Ricky Williams week five??

i would in a heartbeat...but he already drafted in my league...
i'm sure everyone is eyeing him in the BBMB league.


hey, that reminds Skinny....
what's up with the "do not cut" list on this BBMB league?
why am i being forced to keep the useless domanick davis on my bench instead of cutting him and picking up someone of value?

[Qdrop]

Ricky is going to come back and have 200 yards his first game and prove to everyone that you can do what he did and still be a machine.

what, smoke pot and meditate?

[Echewta]

Yes.

He'll have that crazy biker guru vision like the guy did in the end of Biker Boyz. Everything will go tunnel vision and Ganesh will be his spiritual blocker.

[Echewta]

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2005/0923/photo/a_polamlu_412.jpg

A "special" quarterback.

[DIGI]

Carr won't be the only QB that Polamalu will be making "special" this season.

Yo, Q, as for your query on whether to start Dillon in your fantasy, let me remind you that, if my memory serves me, Dillon had 5 yards in their regular season game last season. I see no reason for the same events to occur.

[bigblu89]

You all know there are other teams in the NFL besides the Bears and The Steelers?

And skinny, are you serious with all of your Bears talk?

I understand as a diehard you have no choice to SAY they are going to win every game, but do you go into the season really believing they'll go 16-0 every season, and then change the prediction week by week as they lose?

As a Giants fan, yes I WANT them to go 16-0, but even with 2 convincing double digit wins, I still don't think they are anything better than a 9 win team.

It must be tough having reality kick you in the nuts every season.

[DIGI]

You all know there are other teams in the NFL besides the Bears and The Steelers?


Who are these Bears you speak of?? :confused:

I bet your happy blu, with the acquisition of Burress so far. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Just wait til his head gets too big for the Giants, then you're fucked. When he came to Pittsburgh, he seems like a mild mannered, level-headed kid. A few years down the road, he transformed into Capt. Asshole. You'll see, but as long as he produces, who cares, right?

[Hal9000]

Yo, Q, as for your query on whether to start Dillon in your fantasy, let me remind you that, if my memory serves me, Dillon had 5 yards in their regular season game last season. I see no reason for the same events to occur.


Dillon didn't play in the regular season matchup, missed that week with a leg injury. In the AFC title game he put up 73 yards and a TD in a highly pass-oriented offense (for that game anyways). Not saying he'll do well Sunday but don't count him out.

[jabumbo]

for all you bears fans, i hope you are enjoying kyle orton throw 4 picks in the first half against the bengals...that must be exciting

[Extra Cheese]

all damn week all i hear is these expert fools saying how san diego is the best 0-2 team around, how they really shouldnt be 0-2, how LT is gonna bust out on the giants D. Motherfucker the chargers are 0-2. I dont want to hear no best 0-2 team around bullshit.

GIANTS GO 3-0 tonight. Manning has his coming out party tonight with 4 TDs and 297yds 0 ints, LT finishes the games with a paltry 82 yards on 23 carries. eat it bitches.

[bigblu89]

all damn week all i hear is these expert fools saying how san diego is the best 0-2 team around, how they really shouldnt be 0-2, how LT is gonna bust out on the giants D. Motherfucker the chargers are 0-2. I dont want to hear no best 0-2 team around bullshit.

GIANTS GO 3-0 tonight. Manning has his coming out party tonight with 4 TDs and 297yds 0 ints, LT finishes the games with a paltry 82 yards on 23 carries. eat it bitches.


Yeah, well that didn't happen.

Tomlinson completely trashed the Giants last night. It was a sad 2nd half of football played by the Giants D.

Manning had a good game though, mainly because they had no choice but to throw it the entire 2nd half.

[Qdrop]

all damn week all i hear is these expert fools saying how san diego is the best 0-2 team around, how they really shouldnt be 0-2, how LT is gonna bust out on the giants D. Motherfucker the chargers are 0-2. I dont want to hear no best 0-2 team around bullshit.

GIANTS GO 3-0 tonight. Manning has his coming out party tonight with 4 TDs and 297yds 0 ints, LT finishes the games with a paltry 82 yards on 23 carries. eat it bitches.

how does that foot of yours taste?
rubbery?

[Qdrop]

for all you bears fans, i hope you are enjoying kyle orton throw 4 picks in the first half against the bengals...that must be exciting

hahah...5 total.

worst performance by a Bear QB in years....

hey skinny....

Or-ton

Or-ton...

[Mcmac]

nfl is gay

[skinnybutphat]

You all know there are other teams in the NFL besides the Bears and The Steelers?

And skinny, are you serious with all of your Bears talk?

I understand as a diehard you have no choice to SAY they are going to win every game, but do you go into the season really believing they'll go 16-0 every season, and then change the prediction week by week as they lose?


No, I'm not serious. Orton and the Bears suck and they will finish 1 - 15 and draft Vince Young.

LT just ran by my office window with a few Gints chasing his ass.

[Qdrop]

No, I'm not serious. Orton and the Bears suck and they will finish 1 - 15 and draft Vince Young. 8-8, but no playoffs.

LT just ran by my office window with a few Giants chasing his ass.

hahhahhhah!

[skinnybutphat]

Seriously, I stand by my predictions except the one about Houston.

Worst thread ever.

I don't know why everyone is sucking Minnesota's dick. Tice is a horrible coach. That D isn't going to gel like everyone thinks.They won't even make the play-offs.Indy best watch out for the Texans.

AFC
New England
Pittsburgh
Indy
San Diego

W/C

NY Jets
Cincinnati

Watch out for:

Houston
Buffalo

NFC
Philadelphia
Chicago
Carolina
Seattle

W/C

Atlanta
Detroit

Watch out for:

Tampa Bay
St. Louis


Superbowl
Bears vs. Steelers. That's right.

Bears 26
Steelers 17

The Bears will contend for that terrible ass division (Detroit moved back into first on their bye week) all year. I had them at 9 - 7 and I stick by it. Nobody in the NFC scares me that much, with that defense they can beat anybody in the NFC. The AFC is different story. Carson Palmer is your MVP thus far, and he played like it yesterday.

Skinny is a smoking, smoking 0 - 4 ATS this weekend. Take KC and the 3.5 and go ahead and buy your woman something nice. A gift from me to you.

[DIGI]

What a shitty game for my steelers. Everyone is talking about how Brady always finds a way to win. Fuck that, we beat ourselves. Randle El trying for that fucking lateral blew it. Granted, if Ward would of caught it, it would have been the shit and plastered all over ESPN, but you don't try that shit when your inside the ten yard line. We didn't do shit the entire second half until one minute remaining in the game, and it took a game-winning field goal to get the job done. All I know is, mark my fucking' words, God have mercy on the NFL, especially the Chargers, when we come back from our bye week. Two weeks to stew from that heartbreaker............you're all fucked.

[ToucanSpam]

I want to take lots of shots at the Steelers, but meh, I'm slowly becoming a steelers fan.....

[Echewta]

Though the titans lost, at least it appears they stayed close. Of course, highlights were of the Rams.

[Qdrop]

Though the titans lost, at least it appears they stayed close. Of course, highlights were of the Rams.

it was a back and forth battle....both teams turned the ball over too many times, and gave the momentum away in the process....

Titans secondary (PACMAN mostly) got ripped by Torry Holt all fuckin afternoon...but that's to be expected, i guess.

Mcnair still had a chance to win it at the end.....
got the offense down to like the 20 yard line.
4th and 7...36 seconds left....no time outs. need a TD to win it.

he takes the shotgun....he has chris brown open for 10 yards and a first down, with time to spike it and take couple more shots at the end zone.

but instead...he elects to lob a pass to the sideline of the end zone to a blanketed Drew Bennet...and out of bounds.
no possible catch.
bad pass.
bad decision.

game over.

fuck.

[ToucanSpam]

How does one throw 5 interceptions? 5?

[Qdrop]

How does one throw 5 interceptions? 5?

by drinking a gallon of Suckerade before the game.

Orton's just a rookie is all....he still has plenty of potential.

[Echewta]

:(

[ToucanSpam]

still, 5 man.


Jesus.



On a side note, I would like to take the time to point out the might of the Colt's defense.

[WillMac]

^ fuckin A! They're actually winning games for the Colts.

[ToucanSpam]

Who the hell is Carson Palmer??? Jeez.

[DIGI]

A fucking FiFi-boy. Steelers will be back on top of the division. Only reason they're not is because the retarded timekeeper added 52 seconds to the game clock for no reason. The result, New England wins, Pittsburgh gets an apology from the league for potentially fucking up home field advantage, and the rest of the league is fucked when we come off our bye week. no doubt.

[ToucanSpam]

I pity the Chargers...


I still think the Colts defense is shockingly good. I have a feeling it's smoke an mirrors right now. Once they hit a team like the Pats or Steelers (not sure if they play either any time soon) they will need to keep it going. Otherwise Peyton will have to get used to throwing 5-7 touchdowns a game again.

[WillMac]

The Colts D is for real. They've allowed only 2 touchdowns through 4 games and both of them were garbage scores after the game had already been decided. Thats not smoke and mirrors.

we'll see though

They play both the Pats and Steelers on upcoming monday night games. @ New England on Nov. 7th. Pittsburg in Indy on Nov. 28th.

[Qdrop]

Who the hell is Carson Palmer??? Jeez.

one of the best QB's in the league, on the hottest team in the league.

[Qdrop]

A fucking FiFi-boy. Steelers will be back on top of the division. .

those are gonna be 2 fantastic games....Bengals vs. Steelers.

[Qdrop]

I pity the Chargers...


how about now?

[skinnybutphat]

After two painful years apart, I have been reunited with Direct TV's Sunday ticket. I almost pissed myself yesterday. The more I see Ladainian the more he reminds of me of the great Walter Payton. RIP, sweetness. The Bears ride their bye week back into 1st place, the Vikings allow 9 sacks, and the Packers will get waxed tonight in front of a National Audience.

John Madden might start crying and have to leave the booth tonight.

[bigblu89]

I have 5 words for everyone...

NEW YORK GIANTS

OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT

I can't remember the last time the Giants scored 40 points, let a lone twice in one season.

Most points scored so far.

Granted, the D is still shaky, and they need to figure our how to win on the road, but I'm more than happy with the 3-1 mark going into the bye week.

[jabumbo]

The Bears ride their bye week back into 1st place, the Vikings allow 9 sacks, and the Packers will get waxed tonight in front of a National Audience.


that division might be the saddest group of teams in professional sports, ever


just saying though

[skinnybutphat]

I have 5 words for everyone...

NEW YORK GIANTS

OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT

I can't remember the last time the Giants scored 40 points, let a lone twice in one season.

Most points scored so far.

Granted, the D is still shaky, and they need to figure our how to win on the road, but I'm more than happy with the 3-1 mark going into the bye week.

Eli looked real impressive, I'd take Plaxico too.

[ToucanSpam]

how about now?
I am terribly shocked that the Pats went down. Not that the Chargers are going to go win the Super Bowl, they just pounded an overconfident Championship team.

As for the Giants being Offensive Juggernauts, I think you need to cool out and wait before going 'OMG TEH GIANTS ARE SOOPER BOUL CHAMPZZORZ'. I love the Giants too but let's remain grounded!!! :D

Colts, once again gave up less than 20 points. Anyone who thinks the Colt's D was a problem/area of conern can eat my shit.

[Qdrop]

let's recap the first quarter of the season- along with an updated predicted finish--

Pats:
What happened to the AFC East, btw? the Pat slide has begun. still good, but not the best. 11-5
Miami:
how are they winning? good coaching i guess. 9-7
Bills:
Holcombe, where are you? and no Takeo? 7-9
Jets:
overhyped team to begin with, now no chad and no offense. 5-11

Bengals:
they are for real. 11-5
Steelers:
a 2-way battle for the division. 11-5
Ravens:
that offense is still a joke. the defense took a step backward. 7-9
Browns:
still 2 years away. 6-10

Colts:
all roads to the playoffs will come through Indy. this should be their year. 13-3
jags:
why is Leftwich still making rookie mistakes? need more offense! 10-6
Titans:
too young, and bad play calling/penalties. need more talent and time. 6-10
Texans:
thank god there's a team worse than mine in the division. Carr blows, cut em. that team has no heart. they need a hardcore house cleaning after this season. 5-11

Chargers:
way better than their current record. sick offense, D needs to tighten up. 11-5
Chiefs:
where is that vaunted offense? where's Gonzalez? 10-6
Denver:
how are the winning? they are overachieving, and it will show. 9-7
Raiders:
defense sucks, offense can't gel...injuries. not this year, Randy. 7-9

Philly:
hope Mcnabb can stay alive. the D needs to tighten. 12-4
Giants:
Go Eli! need more defense, though. 11-5
Dallas:
fix that D, parcells. 10-6
Skins:
great D, no offense. great coaching. overachieving right now. 9-7

Bears:
pathetic division..no one is much better than the other. good D, good rungame. 8-8
Lions:
cut Harrington. jesus. draft some more defense too. 6-10
Packers:
no D, but favre will keep them somewhat respectable. 7-9
vikes:
dude. what is wrong with them? what is wrong with Daunte? did he get the Kurt Warner bug? people need to get fired. 6-10

Falcons:
if vick ever perfects his passing game...wow. great team, great coach. 12-4
Bucs:
great D, great running game. decent pass attack at times.but they will stumble some this year. 11-5
Panthers:
they will right the ship and stay competative. 10-6
Saints:
classic underachieving saints. just cut and fire everyone. just get it over with. 7-9

Seahawks:
this division is week. this team is weak. choke artists. 10-6
Rams:
same thing. 9-7
Cards:
needs more time...and a good QB. 7-9
49ers:
gettin better....could move up. 8-8

[ToucanSpam]

No offense Q, but not everyone you said can have an above .500 team like that. It's actually mathematically impossible, someone has to suck.

[Qdrop]

No offense Q, but not everyone you said can have an above .500 team like that. It's actually mathematically impossible, someone has to suck.

yeah, i didn't do the math....these are gut decisions.
i'm not THAT into it.

[Qdrop]

After two painful years apart, I have been reunited with Direct TV's Sunday ticket. I almost pissed myself yesterday.
welcome back to the fold...

i don't know how i ever lived without Sunday Ticket.

my girl fuckin hates it, though...HA!

[ToucanSpam]

yeah, i didn't do the math....these are gut decisions.
i'm not THAT into it.
hahaha I'll let it slide.



I see you have Palmer's cock in your mouth. Do you really think they are for real? I don't.

[bigblu89]

As for the Giants being Offensive Juggernauts, I think you need to cool out and wait before going 'OMG TEH GIANTS ARE SOOPER BOUL CHAMPZZORZ'. I love the Giants too but let's remain grounded!!! :D

Completely agree. Remember, they started 5-1 last year, and wound up 6-10, so I know not to take anything for granted.

They need to win some games on the road before they convince me of anything.

[Qdrop]

hahaha I'll let it slide. gee thanks. wouldn't want to incur YOUR wrath.



I see you have Palmer's cock in your mouth. tastes like tiger.

Do you really think they are for real? I don't. i've watched every game this year, thanks to the Ticket. they are for real. if they don't win the division, i would be mortally shocked if they didn't grab a wildcard spot.

[Tzar]

AFL > nfl

i win.

[Qdrop]

Completely agree. Remember, they started 5-1 last year, and wound up 6-10, so I know not to take anything for granted.

They need to win some games on the road before they convince me of anything.

did they really?

i remember them falling off....but they that badly?

[ToucanSpam]

Completely agree. Remember, they started 5-1 last year, and wound up 6-10, so I know not to take anything for granted.

They need to win some games on the road before they convince me of anything.

I'm happy to see success, but I'm afraid I will jinx it.......*knocks on wood, fondles rabbit-foot, rams golden horse-shoe up Eli Manning's arse*


Q, you mean 'your', referring to my wrath, not the fact that I am wrath itself.

Also, I too would be shocked to not see the Kitties in the playoffs. I just have too much pride to admit I'm wrong sometimes.

[skinnybutphat]

welcome back to the fold...

i don't know how i ever lived without Sunday Ticket.

my girl fuckin hates it, though...HA!

My wife could really give a shit unless it's a Bears game. I drive her nuts trying to watch the last 10 minutes of five of the early games at the same time.

[bigblu89]

Actually, were 5-2, then lost 2 in a row (5-4) They made the switch to Eli, and then lost 6 more, before winning the last game against Dallas.

Sunday, 9/12 at Eagles L 31-17
Sunday, 9/19 REDSKINS W 20-14
Sunday, 9/26 BROWNS W 27-10
Sunday, 10/3 Packers W 14-7
Sunday, 10/10 at Cowboys W 26-10
Sunday, 10/24 LIONS L 28-13
Sunday, 10/31 Vikings W 34-13
Sunday, 11/7 BEARS L 28-21
Sunday, 11/14 at Cardinals L 17-14
Sunday, 11/21 FALCONS L 14-10
Sunday, 11/28 EAGLES L 27-6
Sunday, 12/5 Redskins L 31-7
Sunday, 12/12 Ravens L 37-14
Saturday, 12/18 STEELERS L 33-30
Sunday, 12/26 at Bengals L 23-22
Sunday, 1/2 COWBOYS W 28-24

[Qdrop]

My wife could really give a shit unless it's a Bears game. I drive her nuts trying to watch the last 10 minutes of five of the early games at the same time.

did you get the Game Mix?

i didn't feel like spending an extra $100 for that and RedZone channel.

[ToucanSpam]

Damn they lost a lot of close ones.

[skinnybutphat]

Bears:
pathetic division..no one is much better than the other. good D, good rungame. 8-8
Lions:
cut Harrington. jesus. draft some more defense too. 6-10
Packers:
no D, but favre will keep them somewhat respectable. 7-9
vikes:
dude. what is wrong with them? what is wrong with Daunte? did he get the Kurt Warner bug? people need to get fired. 6-10



The Packers might be the worst team in the league. I think they'll be lucky to win 4 games. I hope they don't get the 1st pick in the draft, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE VINCE YOUNG IN A PACKER UNIFORM. The Viking miss their center, Joey Harrington should start concentrating on his classical Piano career.

[skinnybutphat]

did you get the Game Mix?

i didn't feel like spending an extra $100 for that and RedZone channel.

I don't know what that Game Mix shit is, I'm still in awe of the live individual stat updates.

[Qdrop]

Joey Harrington should start concentrating on his classical Piano career.
although that was a hell of a final toss yesterday....reciever just couldn't stay in bounds.

can you imagine what a SKILLED QB would do with all those offensive weapons, though?

[Qdrop]

I don't know what that Game Mix shit is, I'm still in awe of the live individual stat updates.

look it up, it's pretty sick.
8 games on one television, at once. and you can click to anyone for audio. the redzone channel has non-stop "espn primetime"-like coverage of all the games as they happen.....no commercials, no stop in the action- they just jump from game to game as the action happens.

[skinnybutphat]

*cums

[Echewta]

The kicker for the Cards was great last night. Kicking field goals when kicking off? Awesome. Plus, he was giving the below the boarder fans footballs during field goals because the net wasn't high enough.

I thought the announcers where going to hump is leg after the game.

[Qdrop]

*cums

they gave everyone a free preview of it for Week one....
i still have dreams about it....

[Qdrop]

The kicker for the Cards was great last night. Kicking field goals when kicking off? Awesome. Plus, he was giving the below the boarder fans footballs during field goals because the net wasn't high enough.

I thought the announcers where going to hump is leg after the game.

i have him on BOTH my fantasy teams!

Rackers got me 19 points! the man is a god!

i beat marsdaddy thanks to him (most likely).

[jabumbo]

its funny because neil rackers was a terrible kicker for the bengals when they were a terrible team, so it seemed like he wasnt oging to be going anywhere...


as far as the bengals though, they really got it together, its just nobod wants to believe the bengals to ever have a good team. i am suprised myself that palmer is playing this well. he was the key to their success all along, and he is finally showing his skills unlike a lot of other quarterbacks...

[DIGI]

Okay Q, I have a couple criticisms about your other post. First of all, the Steelers ARE going to win the Super Bowl this year. Second, the Falcons having a better record than the Steelers?? No fucking way. The Jets are totally fucked now, but I say they were with Pennington. Curtis Martin's done, no Santana, and even before his injury, Chad had the arm strength of a Junior Varsity second stringer. Colts are good, but not good enough to overcome the adversity of Peyton shitting the bed in the playoffs. I'd put my money on Eli over Peyton in the playoffs. San Diego looks good, or should I say "looked" good cuz the Steelers are gonna kill half of the team. Giants look good. *cough* Fuck Burress *cough*

[ToucanSpam]

Colts are good, but not good enough to overcome the adversity of Peyton shitting the bed in the playoffs. I'd put my money on Eli over Peyton in the playoffs.

OK, you are right but wrong. This is their year.


Eli is awsome but not experienced enough.

[bigblu89]

Yeah, I really expect big things out of my G-Men next season.

They have to make a move before Tiki Barber adn Strahan are too old to carry the load.

A few spots need to be filled on D, but if they can fill those spots, they can be really good next year.

[armyofme]

Okay Q, I have a couple criticisms about your other post. First of all, the Steelers ARE going to win the Super Bowl this year. Second, the Falcons having a better record than the Steelers?? No fucking way. The Jets are totally fucked now, but I say they were with Pennington. Curtis Martin's done, no Santana, and even before his injury, Chad had the arm strength of a Junior Varsity second stringer. Colts are good, but not good enough to overcome the adversity of Peyton shitting the bed in the playoffs. I'd put my money on Eli over Peyton in the playoffs. San Diego looks good, or should I say "looked" good cuz the Steelers are gonna kill half of the team. Giants look good. *cough* Fuck Burress *cough*
ummm...i could see the steelers GOING to the superbowl, but winning?

Nope. Not going to happen dude.

[Qdrop]

Second, the Falcons having a better record than the Steelers?? No fucking way. well, if Vick misses time with his sprained knee...i dunno. but dude, the Falcons are just such a strong team....and so well coached...any team has to be afraid to play them.

The Jets are totally fucked now, but I say they were with Pennington. Curtis Martin's done, no Santana, and even before his injury, Chad had the arm strength of a Junior Varsity second stringer. oh yeah, they were overhyped since the beginning...though i really thought their D would be good.

Colts are good, but not good enough to overcome the adversity of Peyton shitting the bed in the playoffs. dude, they're gonna do it this year....this is their year.

I'd put my money on Eli over Peyton in the playoffs. okay, now you're just drunk with typing..

San Diego looks good, or should I say "looked" good cuz the Steelers are gonna kill half of the team. i cannot wait for that game...that will tell sooooo much about both teams. your team got an answer for LT ?

Giants look good. *cough* Fuck Burress *cough* if they can fix thier secondary...they could be in the thick of the post season...

[Echewta]

Too bad Greenbay scored all of its points from the last few weeks in one game.



Tonights game should be one of the most exciting.

[Qdrop]

TITANS! TITANS!!

colts are going to the superbowl.
Bengals (despite the loss) are goin far in the playoffs. that team is pretty wicked.

tonights game will show us who will be in the AFC championship with the colts...

the houstan texans are the worst team in football. by far.



what else you wanna know?

[Echewta]

Even when the Titans win, no highlights.

[ToucanSpam]

Congrats Titans, the second worst team in football beat the worst team in football. I'd be proud too.


Whatever tithead said the Packers were the worst team in the NFl better be eating a pound of shit right now. Not going anywhere but the worst team doesn't score 50 something points in a game. Suck it.

Colts win Super Bowl.

[Qdrop]

Congrats Titans, the second worst team in football

eh....no.

[ToucanSpam]

eh....no.
Sorry Q, but the shittiness of the Titans outweighs your collossal pride.

[bigblu89]

And are we still giving the MVP to Kyle Orton?

[ToucanSpam]

Shit no, bigblu. I think that should go to the collective unit known as the Colt's Defense. :D

[Qdrop]

fuckin Steelers....











wonder how fucked Rothlesburger is...

[jabumbo]

fuckin Steelers....


wonder how fucked Rothlesburger is...


yeah, you know it...


i think he should be allright, but he was going to get an MRI today. he appeard to be able to put weight on it afterwards, so thats always a good sign

[Qdrop]

yeah, you know it...


i think he should be allright, but he was going to get an MRI today. he appeard to be able to put weight on it afterwards, so thats always a good sign

out 6-8 weeks.
there goes your season.


























just kidding.

[jabumbo]

out 6-8 weeks.
there goes your season.

just kidding.


but they just signed good old hometown boy rod rutheford! we are set for life!

[Echewta]

dang it.

[marsdaddy]

he appeard to be able to put weight on it afterwards, so thats always a good signI walked a mile with a torn ACL. Couldn't feel much after the tear. :(

I won! If I can do it this week, too -- taking down the league leader (HA!) -- it'll be a trend.

My Niners might suck but they only gave up 7 points to the Colts' offense.

[ToucanSpam]

Bye bye Pittsburgh.


Colts win it all.

[skinnybutphat]

And are we still giving the MVP to Kyle Orton?

I never said anything about the MVP, rookie mistakes are to be expected. They lost Sunday because of coaching and bad secondary play. I still think they will win that shit-filled division. This is what we call a value bet:

2005-6 - NFC North Division - Winner
Team / Player Odds
Chicago Bears 12 - 1

I'm in Vegas this weekend. Who should I put the mortgage payment on?

Cincinnati Bengals - 3
Buffalo Bills - 3
Oakland + 2

[DIGI]

Bye bye Pittsburgh.


Colts win it all.


You're such a fag. So, who's dick you lickin' this week?? Ben's fine, probably won't play today, whatever. I'm just a little jacked Cowher won't give Chuck Batch the nod. Look for Parker to tear shit up today.

Bye bye Pittsburgh..........douche.

[DIGI]

I'm in Vegas this weekend. Who should I put the mortgage payment on?

Cincinnati Bengals - 3




HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!

[ToucanSpam]

You're such a fag. So, who's dick you lickin' this week?? Ben's fine, probably won't play today, whatever. I'm just a little jacked Cowher won't give Chuck Batch the nod. Look for Parker to tear shit up today.

Bye bye Pittsburgh..........douche.
hahaha


Boy you need to relax, we all know Pittsburgh isn't fucked. They barely squeaked in a win against the Chargers last Monday, so here's hoping they don't need to rely on a field goal to get the win.


By the way, I see my Colts are now everyones pick to win it all....

[Extra Cheese]

dallas defense is overrated, look for the giants to put up 179 points by the 4th quarter.

[ToucanSpam]

Pittsburgh loses, New England loses, Denver at 5-1? Wow.

[Qdrop]

dallas defense is overrated, look for the giants to put up 179 points by the 4th quarter.

still looking....

[Extra Cheese]

still looking....

i swear i jinx the damn team when i post here the week of their game.

anyway, dallas' defense is still overrated. manning is still only a second year player and gets caught like a deer in highlights when a different defensive look is thown at him. oh, and the bye week curse that the Giants cant get rid off.

[ToucanSpam]

The NFL standings so far:




Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Dallas 4 2 0 .667 137 111 2-1 2-1 3-1
Washington 3 2 0 .600 83 86 2-0 1-2 3-0
Philadelphia 3 2 0 .600 122 101 2-0 1-2 1-2
NY Giants 3 2 0 .600 149 114 2-0 1-2 3-1

Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Chicago 2 3 0 .400 90 62 2-1 0-2 2-1
Detroit 2 3 0 .400 91 96 2-1 0-2 1-3
Minnesota 1 4 0 .200 67 135 1-1 0-3 1-3
Green Bay 1 4 0 .200 124 95 1-2 0-2 1-3

Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Tampa Bay 5 1 0 .833 116 72 3-0 2-1 3-0
Atlanta 4 2 0 .667 148 119 2-1 2-1 3-1
Carolina 4 2 0 .667 148 136 2-1 2-1 3-1
New Orleans 2 4 0 .333 102 173 1-2 1-2 1-4


Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Seattle 4 2 0 .667 168 117 3-0 1-2 3-1
St. Louis 2 3 0 .400 128 148 1-1 1-2 1-3
San Francisco 1 4 0 .200 79 160 1-2 0-2 1-3
Arizona 1 4 0 .200 94 134 1-2 0-2 1-4




Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Buffalo 3 3 0 .500 95 100 3-1 0-2 3-0
New England 3 3 0 .500 138 164 1-1 2-2 2-2
Miami 2 3 0 .400 95 98 2-0 0-3 1-2
NY Jets 2 4 0 .333 78 112 2-1 0-3 1-4



Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Cincinnati 5 1 0 .833 155 84 2-0 3-1 3-1
Pittsburgh 3 2 0 .600 122 82 1-2 2-0 3-2
Baltimore 2 3 0 .400 63 90 2-1 0-2 2-2
Cleveland 2 3 0 .400 68 90 1-1 1-2 0-3


Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Indianapolis 5 0 0 1.000 106 29 2-0 3-0 4-0
Jacksonville 4 2 0 .667 108 101 2-1 2-1 3-2
Tennessee 2 4 0 .333 126 157 1-2 1-2 2-3
Houston 0 5 0 .000 54 141 0-2 0-3 0-4



Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Away Conf
Denver 5 1 0 .833 129 107 4-0 1-1 4-1
Kansas City 3 2 0 .600 119 112 2-1 1-1 2-1
San Diego 3 3 0 .500 176 126 1-2 2-1 2-2
Oakland 1 4 0 .200 90 116 1-2 0-2 0-3

[ToucanSpam]

I didn't want to add this on to the other post so here's my two cents. Surprise is good, shock is bad.

Surprise: Dallas. Off to a great start, kudos to the Dallas offense, namely Bledsoe.
Shock: Philadelphia. Should be tops in their division, where's TO?

Surprise: The whole division. All of them below .500, looks to be the weakest division in football. No team looks much better than the others.
Shock: Green Bay. Who would have thought they would suck out so bad?

Surprise: Carolina. They are hanging in there with TBay and Atlanta, should be an interesting end of the season scramble.
Shock: no shocks here. NO couldn't play on emotion for too long....

Surprise: Nobody. Looks pretty normal.
Shock: St. Louis??? Rams might beat Peyton tonight.

Surprise: Buffalo, top of the division. How?
Shock: New England. Is this the end of their run?

Surprise: Cincinnati. Carson Palmer is blowing away the league. Second highest QB rating in the AFC, next to Pittsburgh's Ben Roethlisberger.
Shock: Pittsburgh. Lost 2 of 3 and seemingly on the slide. Hopefully it will end soon for them, otherwise the sophmore jinx might come true for Ben.

Surprise: Jacksonville keeping pace with Indy. We'll see....
Shock: Houston, I didn't think they'd suck this much.

Surprise: Denver. I personally didn't see them doing this well.
Shock: Chargers. Although the loss to Pittsburgh was a close call, I hope they bounce back, Drew Brees is a fantastic QB.

[skinnybutphat]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!

I ended up betting the Bills and cashing a nice little ticket. I'm not foolish enough to put a mortgage payment on a game, but I wish I would have. The Raiders fucked up my 4-game teaser. I shouldn't have bet against LT.

The Bears are 50 - 1 to win the NFC. They are 2 - 0 in the division, and they will win at least 3 of their next 4. They will be in the play-offs. Where is the dominant team in the NFC? Those odds will be 10 - 1 by Thanksgiving.

[DIGI]

Surprise: Cincinnati. Carson Palmer is blowing away the league. Second highest QB rating in the AFC, next to Pittsburgh's Ben Roethlisberger.
Shock: Pittsburgh. Lost 2 of 3 and seemingly on the slide. Hopefully it will end soon for them, otherwise the sophmore jinx might come true for Ben.


Nice way to line up two statements that make you look like a complete moron. Yes, Palmer is kicking ass, there's no doubt there, but how nice of you to shed light on the dominant QB rating of one Ben Roethlisberger. However, how can you say the Steelers are on a slide losing two of three? Freak accidents. The Jags game was pure shit due to the fact that Cowher had no fucking clue what he was doing the whole game. For some reason, he felt he owed Maddox a time to shine for his works in years past, apparently no matter how bad he fucked up. Also, Bettis was nonexistent. The loss=Bill Cowher's poor judgment. Sophmore Jinx?? No fucking way. HIGHEST RATING. NO INTERCEPTIONS. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. END OF STORY. We'll see what's up this Sunday. The question isn't on Ben, it's on Carson.

[BeastieLips]

the colts rock more ass than a geo-proctologist. i like how they spotted the rams 17 points on monday and still came back to slaughter them. not to mention the 4 interceptions which resulted in 4 touchdowns.

hear ye hear ye this'll give you a jolt
20-aught-5 be the year of the colts.

[DIGI]

BULLSHIT.

[ToucanSpam]

Poor Steelers fan can't wrap it around his head that the Colts are a better team. :D

[DIGI]

Poor Steelers fan can't wrap it around his head that the Colts are a better team. :D


My future signature.

[DIGI]

Sophmore Jinx?? No fucking way. HIGHEST RATING. NO INTERCEPTIONS. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. END OF STORY. We'll see what's up this Sunday. The question isn't on Ben, it's on Carson.


Goddamn it, I love when I'm right. :cool:

[Qdrop]

the Steelers are clearly the better team at this point.

the Bengals D just doesn't have the iron to stop big running teams like pittsburgh.



how bout them Titans?!

..sigh.

[DIGI]

I know, man, I know. If I could, I'd buy you a beer.

[jabumbo]

how about them houston texans?


will they ever win a game? will they ever dump david carr?

[ToucanSpam]

First off, I'd like to point out that the Colts are 7-0. And have given up the least points in the league, save I think one other team. And clearly showed that their offence is not lacking.


Steeler win one? Yeah, they pretty much had to. We'll see what happens when they face the Colts.

[DIGI]

Dude, you jump to a different bandwagon every Monday, so personally, your opinion means jack shit to me. Although, you've been sticking with the Colts for a few weeks now. What a surprise, root for the team with the best record in the league. Furthermore, look at every team they've played to date. Shit teams. Kinda like the Bengals. That's right, junior, we will see what happens when the Colts and Stillers butt heads.........mutha fucka.

[ToucanSpam]

You're an ignorant asshole.

Look at the start of the thread when I said the Colts would dominate. And get Ben Roethlisberger's flaccid cock out of your mouth and take a look at the big picture. Your team will lose to the Colts, and you can bow down to me when it happens.

[DIGI]

Wow. Your zingers are getting more original as the days go. Der, take that cock out of your mouth, der. I think every page to this thread contains that or a similar statement by you. Now research it, just to tell me I'm wrong, you fucking dork. Let's make a bet, J-hole. As soon as the Colts get housed by the Stillers, you and your pock marks take a walk from this thread. Nice avatar, by the way. jag.

[jabumbo]

he called you a jag


ha!

[p-branez]

detroit is tied for first nfc north. 3-3

that's all i'm going to say.

[marsdaddy]

detroit is tied for first nfc north. 3-3

that's all i'm going to say.I knew the Niners should have never let Mariucci go. He's the mutha f'ing man! (when it comes to coaching crappy teams, that is.)

Jeff Garcia is still better than half the QBs in the league -- and he's 5'10"!

[p-branez]

yeah, your 49ers are in the basement.

now you know what it's like to be a lions fan for the past 5 years. you just have to hope that the one good team moves out of your division.

[ToucanSpam]

Wow. Your zingers are getting more original as the days go. Der, take that cock out of your mouth, der. I think every page to this thread contains that or a similar statement by you. Now research it, just to tell me I'm wrong, you fucking dork. Let's make a bet, J-hole. As soon as the Colts get housed by the Stillers, you and your pock marks take a walk from this thread. Nice avatar, by the way. jag.
How about whatever team goes further, the person who supports the loser fucks off from the thread? Make it even.

[DIGI]

Make it even? It's one game, IN INDY, no less. I'm totally aware of the statement I made. Besides, when the Stillers are done, the seaon's over, so what's the point?

[sjp]

ok the raiders are gonna do a comeback special and go 11-5