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abcdefz
08-11-2005, 02:05 PM
...so I found a toothpick in the breast pocket of this shirt I'm wearing. I didn't really think about it much beyond "oh i found a toothpick" so I started chewing it.

My saliva and mandible action released the flavor trapped within the wood.



Soap. Detergent.




Well... duh. This would happen if I left a toothpick in my shirt pocket and then washed it and then later wore the shirt, wouldn't it?


































































This has been Part 27643 of "Another Stupid Story," sponsored by a-z.

Good night.
adam_f
08-11-2005, 02:07 PM
Was it a cinnamon toothpick in a past life? Those are good.
HEIRESS
08-11-2005, 02:09 PM
a-z is a grossie josie!
steve-onpoint
08-11-2005, 03:17 PM
my uncle in west chester always chewed on toothpicks.
wanton wench
08-11-2005, 03:23 PM
:D
i thought you were talking about a different pocket
sorry my mistake :o
abcdefz
08-11-2005, 04:01 PM
Silly goose!

-- that never tastes soapy!
wanton wench
08-11-2005, 04:08 PM
Silly goose!

-- that never tastes soapy!

silly willy!

i hope its clean though!
beastiegirrl101
08-11-2005, 04:25 PM
AtoZ...at least it wasnt a hunk of yesterdays' filet.
abcdefz
08-11-2005, 04:32 PM
Always look on the bright side of your life. (y)
CrankItUp!
08-11-2005, 06:27 PM
Did it make your tit itch ? That only applies if you're a girl - though.