View Full Version : I'M VERY EXCITED.
DipDipDive
08-11-2005, 05:37 PM
I'm getting some laundry done today. I was just folding my socks, and for the first time in my personal laundry-doing history, I didn't have one stray. They all matched up perfectly. I wanted to share my joy with you all.
ToucanSpam
08-11-2005, 05:51 PM
GAY
zippo
08-11-2005, 05:56 PM
hi my name is rosh hashana and im selling these girl scout cookies around heres, you wanna buy some, biatch? congratulations on those socks
DipDipDive
08-11-2005, 06:03 PM
Mmmmmm... thin mints.
P.S.
Leave it to ToucanSpam to contribute something gay LOLOLOL
CrankItUp!
08-11-2005, 06:17 PM
Does your laundry mat have a pinball machine ? Mines got a Harlem Globetrotters one and I play the hell out of it ! (y)
tracky
08-11-2005, 06:23 PM
heh i've always got odd socks left over too. I usually find the other sock wedged under a cusion, or maybe right up the back under my bed. sometimes I find them trapped inside the leg of a pair of jeans that has been lying on my floor for a week. meh, just wear odd socks and pass it off as fashion
ToucanSpam
08-11-2005, 07:40 PM
Mmmmmm... thin mints.
P.S.
Leave it to ToucanSpam to contribute something gay LOLOLOL
wow. You are very clever arent you? Did your parents give you good doggie treats when you did something right? I'll bet.
DipDipDive
08-11-2005, 07:45 PM
wow. You are very clever arent you? Did your parents give you good doggie treats when you did something right? I'll bet.
That doesn't even make sense and even if it did, it would have nothing to do with me being clever.
ToucanSpam
08-11-2005, 07:51 PM
That doesn't even make sense and even if it did, it would have nothing to do with me being clever.
You couldn't even wrap your head around a simple concept. I'm not surprised, you are a White Sox fan. Your only talent is probably the ability to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. Daddy and daddy must be proud!
DipDipDive
08-11-2005, 07:53 PM
You couldn't even wrap your head around a simple concept. I'm not surprised, you are a White Sox fan. Your only talent is probably the ability to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. Daddy and daddy must be proud!
I think you should wrap your mouth around my ass and give it a nice, hearty suck.
ToucanSpam
08-11-2005, 07:54 PM
I think you should wrap your mouth around my ass and give it a nice, hearty suck.
Save that for the honeymoon you'll never have.
mickill
08-11-2005, 08:30 PM
I wonder if Toucan realizes how gay his comments are while he types them or if it only occur to him after the fact.
DipDipDive
08-11-2005, 08:33 PM
I wonder if Toucan realizes how gay his comments are while he types them or if it only occur to him after the fact.
Probably neither. :(
TurdBerglar
08-11-2005, 09:07 PM
all the socks i own are all the same
cosmo105
08-11-2005, 10:46 PM
GAY
says the boy that uses L'Oreal For Kids Shampoo
(no tears!)
SobaViolence
08-11-2005, 10:48 PM
what's with the homo-bashing?
dickhead.
The Notorious LOL
08-11-2005, 10:49 PM
yeah like...shits not even clever, and dipdipdive is such an easy target (because you cant miss her because shes so fat lmao)
cosmo105
08-11-2005, 10:50 PM
DDD's ass so wide she once got stuck in a parking lot
The Notorious LOL
08-11-2005, 10:53 PM
DipDipDive is so fat one time I showed up at a Fat Convention and asked the Fat Convention Council to speak to the Fattest Fatty at the Fat Convention and they summoned DipDipDive.
PuffinJunk
08-13-2005, 10:40 AM
wow. You are very clever arent you? Did your parents give you good doggie treats when you did something right? I'll bet.
Don't talk about dogs. I still miss my dog :(
paul jones
08-13-2005, 10:54 AM
I'm getting some laundry done today. I was just folding my socks, and for the first time in my personal laundry-doing history, I didn't have one stray. They all matched up perfectly. I wanted to share my joy with you all.
yeah,I know that feeling of all the socks returning safely from the dryer like little sheep if they were sheep and you were the shepered.The dog could be that lint ball or lint collector thing in the groove (y)
synch
08-13-2005, 11:43 AM
I am already relatively happy if I have an even number of socks and will usually wear a pair that are somewhat similar. Dark blue and black match up just fine...
Echewta
08-14-2005, 10:42 PM
Socks are pretty cool but I usually sport the mandals.
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