porn question

[TurdBerglar]

ok it's a lesbian scene involving a strap-on. why does one of the chicks always go down on the strap-on? what the hell is the point of that?

[paul jones]

ok it's a lesbian scene involving a strap-on. why does one of the chicks always go down on the strap-on? what the hell is the point of that?

to taste the juices

[TurdBerglar]

it's just a strap-on. it's gotta taste like plastic

[paul jones]

it's just a strap-on. it's gotta taste like plastic

maybe they forgot to floss after dinner

[TurdBerglar]

2% of the population flosses and i doubt whores are part of that percentile

[paul jones]

2% of the population flosses and i doubt whores are part of that percentile

have the lesbians on that scene got bad teeth then?

[TurdBerglar]

why the fuck would i be looking at their teeth

[paul jones]

why the fuck would i be looking at their teeth

I don't know

anyway,back to the topic of strap ons in mouths

maybe they are practising for the next scene where Turdbergler the electrician comes to fix their TV

[TurdBerglar]

im pretty sure my dick doesn't taste like plastic

[paul jones]

im pretty sure my dick doesn't taste like plastic


yeah but maybe they have small mouths and need to get some excersise

[pip07]

This entire topic has given me the most interesting imagery of the day

[QueenAdrock]

I think the bigger question, is in "Cell Block 69: Bad Girls #3", if those lesbians were in jail, where the hell did they get the strap-on? Don't they get strip-searched before they go into prison? And wouldn't they confiscte the dildo as a potentially dangeous weapon? It could put an eye out.

And they go down on the dildos to get them wet before insertion. Nothing hurts more than dry friction down there.

[ms.peachy]

I have in past contemplated this question as well. I always presumed that was in there because you menfolk wanted to see it, because I don't know many women it would occur to to do.

QA, I don't think it's about lubrication at all. And anyway, spit is a pretty rubbish lubricant.

[Documad]

I have in past contemplated this question as well. I always presumed that was in there because you menfolk wanted to see it, because I don't know many women it would occur to to do.

QA, I don't think it's about lubrication at all. And anyway, spit is a pretty rubbish lubricant.
Right on both counts.

I think the guys who make porn make what they think men want to see.
Which makes you wonder what do men want to see?
and who are these men?

[cj hood]

i saw a porn where the girl brings the female prisoner a big sandwhich......it was a double sided dildo between 2 pieces of bread........funny shit.........but to answer your question.......to lube it up!

[Hiebz]

could be oral fixation too ...

[monkey]

i love it that you're looking for logic in a porn.


:rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

it's just not attractive. it's silly and unrealistic. there's really no point to it. i don't see how sucking on a big plastic rod can be fun.

[iceygirl]

2% of the population flosses and i doubt whores are part of that percentile

*snorts coffee all over keyboard* buahahahahaaaaaaa

[paul jones]

I wonder if Amidala had a crafty go on Annakin's lightsaber when he was hangin with Palpatine at club Sith ?

[synch]

I think the bigger question, is in "Cell Block 69: Bad Girls #3", if those lesbians were in jail, where the hell did they get the strap-on?
They had some left from "Cell Block 69: Bad Girls #2".

[paul jones]

They had some left from "Cell Block 69: Bad Girls #2".

I think I've seen one of those Cell Block 69's in the past

it's a good theme anyway

[synch]

Those exist? I thought she had made them up :D

Doesn't surprise me though.

[PuffinJunk]

im pretty sure my dick doesn't taste like plastic

Can I try, babe? ;)

[Anne Lauren]

ok it's a lesbian scene involving a strap-on. why does one of the chicks always go down on the strap-on? what the hell is the point of that?

To try and look wild and erotic...oooh how sexy! :rolleyes:

And I have a question...why in pornos do the girls keep on their high heels? Or the guys keep on their socks?

[CrankItUp!]

I seen a porn on of two lesbians and one was FISTING the other deep ! I mean she had half her fucking arm up the others puss hole and the bitch was going fucking wild !

[paul jones]

I seen a porn on of two lesbians and one was FISTING the other deep ! I mean she had half her fucking arm up the others puss hole and the bitch was going fucking wild !

that reminds me of a german fisting video where in one scene they're dressed as nuns

[paul jones]

To try and look wild and erotic...oooh how sexy! :rolleyes:

And I have a question...why in pornos do the girls keep on their high heels? Or the guys keep on their socks?

I don't know but in this one I saw recently this babysitter is fucking called Uncle Harry and she keeps yelling 'UNCLE HARRY UNCLE HARRY!!!!!' all the time which is a bit annoying.Except maybe for any uncles who are called Harry maybe

[QueenAdrock]

QA, I don't think it's about lubrication at all. And anyway, spit is a pretty rubbish lubricant.


Only if you got rubbish spit. If you've got the kind of spit that can make spit yo-yo's or blow bubbles with, it's very good.

It's also all-natural, and doesn't leave that slimey feeling as much. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

And I have a question...why in pornos do the girls keep on their high heels? Or the guys keep on their socks?


i find it kind of hot when the chick leaves her shoes on. im too sure why i like it, but i do.

[paul jones]

I am going to write to people like Seymour Butts and ask them to include in the extras, Turdbergler questioning the Ifs,Buts and Whys on the entertainment they have just seen

[TurdBerglar]

it also pisses me off when they pull out and bust all over the chicks face and the chick obviously doesn't enjoy it. it's hot as fuck when the woman can't get enough of it and she's smearing it all over her body and what not.

[paul jones]

it also pisses me off when they pull out and bust all over the chicks face and the chick obiously doesn't enjoy it. it's hot as fuck when the woman can't get enough of it and she's smearing it all over her body and what not.


hahahahah!!!!!!! Turd is the fuckin KING! (y)

[QueenAdrock]

I don't think it's hot when a guy nuts all over her face. Over the back, whatever. But when they nut on your face, that's just like...everytime they're going to see you, they're just going to imagine that time they shot baby batter in your eye and it burned something awful. No respect. (n)

But if they're a high-class hooker, I can see that being hot.

[TurdBerglar]

But when they nut on your face, that's just like...everytime they're going to see you, they're just going to imagine that time they shot baby batter in your eye and it burned something awful. No respect. (n)


how do you know

[CrankItUp!]

I don't think it's hot when a guy nuts all over her face. Over the back, whatever. But when they nut on your face, that's just like...everytime they're going to see you, they're just going to imagine that time they shot baby batter in your eye and it burned something awful. No respect. (n)

But if they're a high-class hooker, I can see that being hot.
I've never heard cum refered to a "baby batter" - that is fucking funny ! (y)

[Documad]

it's just not attractive. it's silly and unrealistic. there's really no point to it.
And how is that different from most porn? :D

[TurdBerglar]

the only porn i really like is straight up dirty mouthed fuckn'. is that silly?

[ericlee]

damn, I cant believe that with all the intelligence that's involved here that noone has figured it out. It's practice to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. Also to look like some dumb bimbo sucking on a dildo..