All I said was; I bet that’s not the first time she’s had a stallion between her legs

[TonsOfFun]

to a mounted police women

and I get arrested :confused: :mad:

Actually, not really, but a mate did. It would of been cool though if I did one time have an interesting story for this board.

I'll go now. :o

[Beckalina]

was that in the paper?

i think i read about that a while ago.......maybe?

[TonsOfFun]

nah, this happened last night.

It's be cool if it got in the paper though. If it did I'll take a copy and post it up. Just another saturday night thing. My mate is an idiot tho. But he is from Barnsley so it's to be expected... that won't offend anyone cus they don't trust elastic-trickery yet in Barnsley, it'll be 500 years before they get the internet :D

[enree erzweglle]

"Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was,
'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'"

"Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!..."

"You're only making it worse for yourself."

"Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! "
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"

[TonsOfFun]

i funking love life of brian! (y) :D (y)

[enree erzweglle]

i funking love life of brian! (y) :D (y)
I think I relate most of life through Brian's eyes. :)

[QueenAdrock]

FOLLOW THE GOURD!

[ericlee]

"Nice beaver"

"Thanks, I just got it stuffed"

/first thing that popped on my head after reading this