I HAVE LARGE TESTICLES

[BionicEye]

I used to think this was a bad thing but apparently there are chicks that dig 'em. Men are gross and balls are probably the grossest part of human anatomy. I don't get it.

[The Notorious LOL]

awesome topic, dude!

[Lindsey_1535]

Why did I think you were a girl :confused:

[synch]

How do you know? Did you check lots of other guys' testicles?

[BionicEye]

I know because that's what I've been told, because it's uncomfortable to wear loose underwear and because I've seen porn and because mine are bigger than 99% of the ones I've seen in them. I used to think this was a bad thing.

You thought I was a girl, Linds?

This thread title does sound like a Turd post, doesn't it?

[Rancid_Beasties]

I bet this thread will be Turdcertifed in a few hours.

[synch]

You've come to the point that all you check out in porn is guys' testicles haven't you...

Ah well, to each their own.


edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"

[Lindsey_1535]

I think I get you confused with a girl on here I dunno who but yeaaaaahhhh sooooo....

[BionicEye]

AHAHAHAH!!!

Yes, that was exactly what I said. You hit it right on the head, smart-guy.

Unless you're blind, you can't help but see them in porn unless you're watching some girl-on-girl video. Good try though, good try.

[BionicEye]

edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"



As soon as I hit 'submit', I knew people would think that. Sounds like one of his titles.

[TonsOfFun]

go into a very cold swimming pool every morning and masturbate 4 times a days. That'll probably tighten them for you!?!

I also kinda have this problem, which is why I know but I also have a very large penis so its all in proportion. :rolleyes:

[BionicEye]

I don't want them to shrink! And FYI the more you ejaculate, the more your body produces.


(NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT TONS OF FUN STANDS FOR)

[TonsOfFun]

I don't want them to shrink!

So what ya bitchin about? :confused:

[BionicEye]

I'm not bitching. Read the first post again... I was asking for opinions. :D

[TonsOfFun]

you said you thought this was a bad thing somewhere. i don't have time to re-read, I should be working. I have a website to build.

What kind of sick mofo wants public opinions on thier balls?

Maybe you should do a poll of weight of balls and everyone can go away and weigh them, before and after sex/masturbation. And women could do the same and weigh their tits before and after.

:D

[BionicEye]

I USED to think this was a bad things TOF. Why are you replying if its so sick? Because you thought the thread was about you, right? Maybe I should just walk up to chicks on the street ask them? That weighing idea is brilliant though. next time.

[TonsOfFun]

dude, I'm only winding you up!

i've already weighed mine in antisapation...

[BionicEye]

:o

Maybe you should do a poll of weight of balls and everyone can go away and weigh them, before and after sex/masturbation. And women could do the same and weigh their tits before and after.

:D


If you can weigh a part of your body separately from the rest of your body, they're certifiably large. I knew a chick with tits that weighed almost 10 pounds each. They looked like they'd weigh 50 pounds each.

[CrankItUp!]

I've got 3 testicles - no kidding ! My name is E.T. > Eddie Torres as The Extra Testicle. :cool:

[BionicEye]

Get outta town - No way. I've heard of trip-nips, but tri-nads? Nah!

[DemonicAngel444]

haha, good for you. (y) At least you will never have to worry about natural male inhancement! :D

[BionicEye]

That Enzyte guy is the MAN!

[Qdrop]

Bioniceye is a turd rip off.

("ohh....another thread about genitals....usually mine.)

Turd should sue for copyright infringement...

[icy manipulator]

have you considered becoming a eunich?

[Kid Presentable]

You look in a book for another man's sack,
you're reaching the point where you can't turn back.

[icy manipulator]

believe it or not lister, in a past life, i was, Alexander the Great's chief eunich :)

[beastiegirrl101]

Do you have a large sex drive too?

[icy manipulator]

Do you have a large sex drive too?
i wanna strip you down and bathe you in warm olive oil

[BionicEye]

Its up there, but no more than your average 20 something - i think?

[beastiegirrl101]

i wanna strip you down and bathe you in warm olive oil

interesting.

[BionicEye]

i wanna strip you down and bathe you in warm olive oil


Virgin or Extra Virgin?

[icy manipulator]

extra virgin of course

[beastiegirrl101]

extra virgin of course

well than we'll get along nicely

[icy manipulator]

i like this girl :D

[BionicEye]

Yes she seems like a nice lass, pretty purdy too. But how can you not like a girl who's into adventurous variations on the mediteranian diet?

[icy manipulator]

Yes she seems like a nice lass, pretty purdy too. But how can you not like a girl who's into adventurous variations on the mediteranian diet?
very very true, pity she's from the states

[BionicEye]

You look in a book for another man's sack,
you're reaching the point where you can't turn back.


where the hell is that from?

[beastiegirrl101]

very very true, pity she's from the states

I vacation quite often.

[zippo]

where the hell is that from?

was it real hard to leave out the "what the hell" you inconsiderate fool?

[BionicEye]

no i meant it like it's been bothering me all day trying to figure it out. what song is that?

[TurdBerglar]

why are you fuckers all talking about me for

[BionicEye]

Because you're the internet celebrity, remember? You're known for calling people fuckers and talking about genitals. And so people saw this wack thread and thought you started it. That's all.

[zippo]

no i meant it like it's been bothering me all day trying to figure it out. what song is that?

oh. glad you cleared that out though

[Chicka B]

TESTICLES (!) (!) (!)

[CrankItUp!]

I've got 3 testicles - no kidding ! My name is E.T. > Eddie Torres as The Extra Testicle. :cool:
(y)

[Rich Cheney]

(y)
Ah, to be 18, listen to Paul's Boutique and watch Cheech and Chong full-time. Ah, such is life.

[Kid Presentable]

where the hell is that from?

IAWGM (Explicit Take)

[BionicEye]

Ah, to be 18, listen to Paul's Boutique and watch Cheech and Chong full-time. Ah, such is life.
*sigh*

[yeahwho]

Are they actually large or do they just hang low, mid thigh or knee-knocker level?

[BionicEye]

To my ankles... I use a sling/wheelbarrow/mailcart thing to lug them around.

[TonsOfFun]

I HAVE AN ENOURMOUS PENIS - readers caution is advised!

So I understand where beye is coming from. I had to recently go through customs and cus of the size of my package I have to keep it down one side of my trouser leg, so customs thought I had something concealed. And when they strip search me they couldn't beleive the size. So I had to watch some gay porn to compare as many dicks as possible but mine was still very much bigger than theirs. The next thing I had to do was some 'real life' research so I went to a gay club and fucked some guy in the ass that was used to it in the ass so the ass wouldn't be too tight even with the enourmous size of it, but he said that was the biggest cock he has ever had in his ass. So then he had to suck my cock to see how it fitted in his mouth and when I came he almost drowned! :eek: Then he said that because it is so big it could fit all the away around myself to my ass hole so I could fuck myself and he said that if I did this I could see how it feels with my cock and then he could fuck my ass hole so I could feel the difference - all research ya see, because I'm not gay. So after I fucked myself, this guy fucked me and I could not feel it that much so he invited his friends around and they managed to fit two cocks inside my ass at the same time just to the one of mine. And because of the length of mine I could also suck it myself to see how it fit. And then I took two other guys in the mouth to feel the difference. As well as two guys behind me, I had 4 cocks inside me at the same time at one point but none of them felt as bis as mine even altogether. And then they all had to feel how it fitted in their ass hole so I fucked the other three guys and they all agreed it was too big. But I have a problem with women I sleep with because of the size they have a million orgasms at once and almost die and then fall in love with me forever and ever because of it's size. So me and Beye have this problem because you cannot even sit down too fast without checking where your gear is. You cannot wear shorts without being arrested either for indecent exposure. So now, me and beye have to keep buying and swapping gay porn until we find someone with the same size as ourselves so we can track them down and ask them how they deal with it. We also have to go to gay clubs to find as many guys as possible and feel their package to compare with ours as continued reseach. It's not so great having such a big problem ya know!

[Lex Diamonds]

The only reason you got big balls is cos you aint used them in a long time, if you know what I mean. Build-up of fluids and all that. That's why porn stars have small balls, cos they always gettin' some.

[BionicEye]

I HAVE AN ENOURMOUS PENIS - readers caution is advised!

So I understand where beye is coming from. I had to recently go through customs and cus of the size of my package I have to keep it down one side of my trouser leg, so customs thought I had something concealed. And when they strip search me they couldn't beleive the size. So I had to watch some gay porn to compare as many dicks as possible but mine was still very much bigger than theirs. The next thing I had to do was some 'real life' research so I went to a gay club and fucked some guy in the ass that was used to it in the ass so the ass wouldn't be too tight even with the enourmous size of it, but he said that was the biggest cock he has ever had in his ass. So then he had to suck my cock to see how it fitted in his mouth and when I came he almost drowned! :eek: Then he said that because it is so big it could fit all the away around myself to my ass hole so I could fuck myself and he said that if I did this I could see how it feels with my cock and then he could fuck my ass hole so I could feel the difference - all research ya see, because I'm not gay. So after I fucked myself, this guy fucked me and I could not feel it that much so he invited his friends around and they managed to fit two cocks inside my ass at the same time just to the one of mine. And because of the length of mine I could also suck it myself to see how it fit. And then I took two other guys in the mouth to feel the difference. As well as two guys behind me, I had 4 cocks inside me at the same time at one point but none of them felt as bis as mine even altogether. And then they all had to feel how it fitted in their ass hole so I fucked the other three guys and they all agreed it was too big. But I have a problem with women I sleep with because of the size they have a million orgasms at once and almost die and then fall in love with me forever and ever because of it's size. So me and Beye have this problem because you cannot even sit down too fast without checking where your gear is. You cannot wear shorts without being arrested either for indecent exposure. So now, me and beye have to keep buying and swapping gay porn until we find someone with the same size as ourselves so we can track them down and ask them how they deal with it. We also have to go to gay clubs to find as many guys as possible and feel their package to compare with ours as continued reseach. It's not so great having such a big problem ya know!

FReak!