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Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 09:32 AM

when were you here?

Summer of 2004 mostly. Loppfessor got me to join while he was stationed here in Korea. After him and Tone left I just stopped logging in.

Calimero jr.

08-15-2005, 09:32 AM

Apparently some well known members have been banned lately...
And, yeah, Mary-Kate's back !!! :D

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 09:33 AM

nothin... and who are you?? :confused:

I'm Loppfessor and Tone Capone's hero JAY!!!!!

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 09:36 AM

Apparently some well known members have been banned lately...
And, yeah, Mary-Kate's back !!! :D

Who got banned?

icy manipulator

08-15-2005, 09:40 AM

ah good old lop, so you're an army fucker too then?

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 09:42 AM

Air Force man I'm in the Air Force...I did fuck this army girl though so I guess you can call me an army fucker.

sjp

08-15-2005, 10:34 AM

i'm back to

icy manipulator

08-15-2005, 10:36 AM

Air Force man I'm in the Air Force...I did fuck this army girl though so I guess you can call me an army fucker.
hahaha, you best

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 10:38 AM

aren't you an alias?

tone said you went insane and had a mental breakdown...had to get hospitalized and shit.

maybe a hostile, vindictive message board isn't the best place for you....

Echewta

08-15-2005, 10:38 AM

I'll just read this thread and make it easy on myself.

icy manipulator

08-15-2005, 10:40 AM

I'll just read this thread and make it easy on myself.
you best too

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 10:44 AM

you best too

we all best.

Echewta

08-15-2005, 10:48 AM

The best is full of life.

Tone Capone

08-15-2005, 11:37 AM

Glad you are better man! (y)

Loppfessor

08-15-2005, 11:57 AM

Glad you are better man! (y)

That's what I said! I hope you got all the care packages we sent

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 12:00 PM

you guys do a shitty job of covering your aliases....

you just don't sell it well.

you need to stay in YOUR own character when talking to "him"....

Loppfessor

08-15-2005, 12:01 PM

you guys do a shitty job of covering your aliases....

you just don't sell it well.

you need to stay in YOUR own character when talking to "him"....

Umm first off you're wrong...Lots of people on here besides Tone and I know Jay but that all dates back to the pre-Qdrop time

Tone Capone

08-15-2005, 12:03 PM

you guys do a shitty job of covering your aliases....

you just don't sell it well.

you need to stay in YOUR own character when talking to "him"....

When you speak about things that you obviously know nothing about... a kitten is raped... :(

Nuzzolese

08-15-2005, 12:07 PM

Umm first off you're wrong...Lots of people on here besides Tone and I know Jay but that all dates back to the pre-Qdrop time

Silly, nothing existed pre-Qdrop!

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 12:51 PM

jayrock...
post a pic of you in front of your computer with a current screen of BBMB (like today)...

that ain't foolproof....but it's something...

TurdBerglar

08-15-2005, 01:16 PM

im pretty sure he's real, qdrop. unless they got into his account. anyways it's the original jayrock account. look at the join date

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 01:28 PM

im pretty sure he's real, qdrop. unless they got into his account. anyways it's the original jayrock account. look at the join date

and there's no chance that he's just an old alias account too?

i don't really give a shit.

if he's not an alias....then i must say he comes off as very generic and simple.
and i find it odd how tone and lopp suddenly get very friendly and "chick-like" when they talk to him, like they're about to ask him out on a date.

that's not how i talk to my guy friends.

just seems like the writing is on the wall....as far as an alias...
but if he's not....he's not.

TurdBerglar

08-15-2005, 01:32 PM

then shut the fuck up

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 01:37 PM

then shut the fuck up
you wanna fight?

Nuzzolese

08-15-2005, 02:18 PM

I used to have a huge crush on a guy we called jayrock. I still do I guess, but he's engaged to be married so it wouldn't work out.

Bob

08-15-2005, 02:26 PM

yeah, if jayrock's an alias he certainly has me fooled, and i'm usually pretty sharp about these things. i have a list

it would seem like an awful lot of work for an alias that really doesn't have a gimmick anyway

TurdBerglar

08-15-2005, 02:27 PM

who's on this list, bob?

Bob

08-15-2005, 02:33 PM

forget it, i've said too much already

TurdBerglar

08-15-2005, 02:34 PM

you're such a pussy sometimes

Loppfessor

08-15-2005, 03:17 PM

It's almost comical how clever Q thinks he is. Jay is a real person; we used to work together in Korea.

Qdrop

08-15-2005, 03:19 PM

It's almost comical how clever Q thinks he is. Jay is a real person; we used to work together in Korea.

if he's not an alias....then i must say he comes off as very generic and simple.
and i find it odd how tone and lopp suddenly get very friendly and "chick-like" when they talk to him, like they're about to ask him out on a date.

that's not how i talk to my guy friends.

Nuzzolese

08-15-2005, 03:25 PM

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 07:21 PM

aren't you an alias?

tone said you went insane and had a mental breakdown...had to get hospitalized and shit.

maybe a hostile, vindictive message board isn't the best place for you....

WTF???

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 07:24 PM

im pretty sure he's real, qdrop. unless they got into his account. anyways it's the original jayrock account. look at the join date

Yes i'm the orginal and yes someone (cough Tone) had my password. WTF is this mental institute crap?

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 07:26 PM

That's because you're not in the military, Q. The Air force is like a big fraternity, so I hear, which basically means they talk like chicks to one another, chicks who want to ask each other out, for shopping and Starbucks, only it's more like arm wrestling and cigars - or whatever duders do alone together.

you've only been a member since March of this year and you have over 4000 post :eek: you really need to get out of the house or read a book or something.

Jayrock5054

08-15-2005, 07:49 PM

jayrock...
post a pic of you in front of your computer with a current screen of BBMB (like today)...

that ain't foolproof....but it's something...

I set a recent picture of me (like February) since I don't have a digital camera that is all you get.

Loppfessor

08-16-2005, 12:27 AM

That's because you're not in the military, Q. The Air force is like a big fraternity, so I hear, which basically means they talk like chicks to one another, chicks who want to ask each other out, for shopping and Starbucks, only it's more like arm wrestling and cigars - or whatever duders do alone together.

Oooor maybe we were just being extra nice to Jay cus he's had a rough go of it lately and we're glad he's back and doing well!!

RobMoney

08-16-2005, 12:46 AM

Yes i'm the orginal and yes someone (cough Tone) had my password.

Your boy was using your screenname to pull some under-handed bullshit.
Your screenname was being used as an alias by your boy Tone. So YES, you are real, but your account was being used as an alias. I suggest changing your password.

P.S. check your PM's.

Tone Capone

08-16-2005, 03:29 AM

Your boy was using your screenname to pull some under-handed bullshit.
Your screenname was being used as an alias by your boy Tone. So YES, you are real, but your account was being used as an alias. I suggest changing your password.

P.S. check your PM's.

Yeah robby is still butt hurt from when you showed me those pics of his bitch.
Ever since this it's been "slur this and slur that".

Lex Diamonds

08-16-2005, 07:39 AM

It's just too bad Jay's coming back thread had to be ruined by a load of crazy conspiracy theories and childish insults.

Welcome back man. (y)

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 07:46 AM

you've only been a member since March of this year and you have over 4000 post :eek: you really need to get out of the house or read a book or something.

whateva whateva! yall don't know me! whateva!

Actually I don't have internet at home, so staying out of the house is what got me this vicious post count.

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 07:48 AM

Oooor maybe we were just being extra nice to Jay cus he's had a rough go of it lately and we're glad he's back and doing well!!

That's cool, is he part of your entourage?

Loppfessor

08-16-2005, 07:48 AM

It's just too bad Jay's coming back thread had to be ruined by a load of crazy conspiracy theories and childish insults.

Welcome back man. (y)

Good call

Jayrock5054

08-16-2005, 08:19 AM

It's just too bad Jay's coming back thread had to be ruined by a load of crazy conspiracy theories and childish insults.

Welcome back man. (y)

Thanks man

Jayrock5054

08-16-2005, 08:20 AM

whateva whateva! yall don't know me! whateva!

Actually I don't have internet at home, so staying out of the house is what got me this vicious post count.

you don't know me YOU DON'T KNOW ME.....I watch too much Tyler Perry.

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 08:41 AM

Hey, Bob goes to Uconn. He's never mentioned the huskies. Is that basketball?

Jayrock5054

08-16-2005, 08:45 AM

That's pretty much all their sports teams.

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 08:50 AM

That's pretty much all their sports teams.

But when you talk about them are you talking about their basketball team?

tracky

08-16-2005, 08:59 AM

Welcome back :) He's real u nubs

Loppfessor

08-16-2005, 09:01 AM

Hey, Bob goes to Uconn. He's never mentioned the huskies. Is that basketball?

Who the crap is Bob??.....no wait I just remembered as I was typing this

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 09:28 AM

Welcome back :) He's real u nubs

there's only one nub who called alias shenanigans.

tracky

08-16-2005, 09:31 AM

nub

i stand corrected

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 09:38 AM

nub

i stand corrected

Not that it's a big deal. I just wanted to make sure we singled out Qdrop as the nub of whom the pwning was evident.

Qdrop

08-16-2005, 10:30 AM

Yes i'm the orginal and yes someone (cough Tone) had my password. WTF is this mental institute crap?

talk to lopp. he said it.
tone too...

Qdrop

08-16-2005, 10:31 AM

Not that it's a big deal. I just wanted to make sure we singled out Qdrop as the nub of whom the pwning was evident.

and i had a basis for it...

Your boy was using your screenname to pull some under-handed bullshit.
Your screenname was being used as an alias by your boy Tone. So YES, you are real, but your account was being used as an alias. I suggest changing your password.

P.S. check your PM's.

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 10:34 AM

Young Sherlock Holmes of the meaningless mysteries.

tracky

08-16-2005, 10:36 AM

ROFL!

I'm going to bed on that note

Echewta

08-16-2005, 10:36 AM

leather and lace.
black panties with an angels face.

Loppfessor

08-16-2005, 01:22 PM

Young Sherlock Holmes of the meaningless mysteries.

LOL that's the funniest post in a very long time

Nuzzolese

08-16-2005, 02:02 PM

pssshhh it's not THAT funny. I bet Qdrop didn't even crack a smile.

RobMoney

08-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Yeah robby is still butt hurt from when you showed me those pics of his bitch.
Ever since this it's been "slur this and slur that".

Your C.O. calls you "Private Snowball" doesn't he

Tone Capone

08-17-2005, 01:22 AM

Your C.O. calls you "Private Snowball" doesn't he

YOur daddy still calls you Raw Butt doesn't he?

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 03:55 AM

Your C.O. calls you "Private Snowball" doesn't he

How orginal of you Rob

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 04:07 AM

Your boy was using your screenname to pull some under-handed bullshit.
Your screenname was being used as an alias by your boy Tone. So YES, you are real, but your account was being used as an alias. I suggest changing your password.

P.S. check your PM's.

I read back alittle and nothing he did was THAT bad it's the fucking internet for Pete's sake!!!!! Stop being such a whiny baby.

voltanapricot

08-17-2005, 04:39 AM

Apparently some well known members have been banned lately...
And, yeah, Mary-Kate's back !!! :D
Nice to have you back, is Switzerland still fabbo?

Hello Jayrock5054, I am glad to hear you are better, because you were a bit of a wally I must say.

Freebasser

08-17-2005, 04:42 AM

Hello.

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 04:47 AM

Nice to have you back, is Switzerland still fabbo?

Hello Jayrock5054, I am glad to hear you are better, because you were a bit of a wally I must say.

Damn it i was setup and I have papers to prove it they say "NOT CRAZY anymore"

thanks it's nice to be back for the most part.

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 05:13 AM

Does "bit of a wally" even mean crazy??

voltanapricot

08-17-2005, 05:18 AM

You know, a bit of a dipstick?

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 05:19 AM

Yeah but now he's bigger, stronger, faster, more aerodynamic....

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 05:22 AM

Yeah but now he's bigger, stronger, faster, more aerodynamic....

Oh yeah shaved the head (y)

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 05:25 AM

Oh yeah shaved the head (y)

a knack for redundancy?

ppssssttt. that's what aerodynamic means

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 05:34 AM

^ You really should just stick to posting punctuation marks...

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 05:36 AM

now now leave him alone after all he is just an eye.

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 05:37 AM

Let me make that edit for you save you the trouble...

> i really should just stick to posting punctuation marks...

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 05:38 AM

now now leave him alone after all he is just an eye.

phew! yeah, you're right - after all.

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 05:38 AM

Let me make that edit for you save you the trouble...

^wow you are sooooo clever

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 05:40 AM

Let me make that edit for you too ...

> wow i'm sooooo clever

(clever is nearly impossible to misspell so I left that one alone for you.)

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 05:51 AM

Let me make that edit for you too ...

(clever is nearly impossible to misspell so I left that one alone for you.)

a knack for redundancy?

ppssssttt. that's what aerodynamic means

Aerodynamic (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aerodynamic)

Clever (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=clever)

Guess that's why it's Bionic Eye and not brain huh?

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 05:52 AM

^ Dude you're rapidly turning into one of those really annoying new people who doesn't quite realize that they're not that interesting.

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 05:54 AM

^ Dude you're rapidly turning into one of those really annoying new people who doesn't quite realize that they're not that interesting.

I dunno I kinda like him he makes smartassed comments and he is Bionic....come on man BIONIC he could even be related the the BIONIC woman :eek: or he could be her eye the only part to survive the accident!!!

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 06:02 AM

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 06:12 AM

Hey smarty-tits, I know what the words mean - I'm a fucking robot for shit's sake! you missed the context.

two points for effort. you are however good at looking shit up on dictionary-reference.com

Lopp - I was responding to JayRock before. Don't get a sandy pussy over it!

Don't get your asshole all in a knot over it man....and come one "smarty-tits"? "Sandy pussy" I can let go but "smarty-tits"? I'm very dissappointed.

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 06:16 AM

Don't get your asshole all in a knot over it man....

That was very 'Bart Simpson Uncensored circa 1994' of you. I'm not sure if I can top that one. you win. i know you wanted that big pink teddy bear prize. :D

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 06:19 AM

BE you're totally ruining Jay's welcome back party....I mean it's cool if you stay and all (even though you didn't bring a gift cheap ass) but please try and play nice with everyone...

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 06:22 AM

OK - i guess you're right. But I did let him win the big pink bear prize that he wanted! Besides you're the one who told JR that he's rapidly turning into one of those really annoying people who doesn't quite realize that they're not that interesting, not me! I don't think he's annoying at all. And I also think he's one of the smartest, most interesting people on here.

I think my house just got struck by lightning.

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 07:53 AM

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 09:18 AM

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 09:21 AM

jesus.

now we got a THIRD arrogant army asshole to deal with on here?

you guys are like clones: average intelligence, below average wit, redundant/canned retorts during arguments....
and relentless circle jerking whenever the 3 of you get on a thread....

oh joy.
Actually I'm just bored and stuck in Korea the board gives me something to do to waste time and annoy civilians like yourself So who are the 3 army guys...you know since none of us are in the army

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 09:27 AM

Do you have call signs or handles or whatever when you are in the planes?

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 09:27 AM

Actually I'm just bored and stuck in Korea the board gives me something to do to waste time and annoy civilians like yourself So who are the 3 army guys...you know since none of us are in the army

army, airforce...whatever...

armed forces.

happy?

actually, you seem less caustic than lopp or tone....
time will tell...eh?

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 09:37 AM

Do you have call signs or handles or whatever when you are in the planes?

If you are a flier or work in a planning shop you usually have a call sign. I'm not a flier so I don't have one.

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 09:39 AM

What do you do?

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 09:40 AM

army, airforce...whatever...

armed forces.

happy?

actually, you seem less caustic than lopp or tone....
time will tell...eh?

I'll be happy when I get outta Korea....I'm meaner than lopp and tone but I was told if I don't behave I'll have to go back to the home

BionicEye

08-17-2005, 12:03 PM

He was talking about you. And what is with the flattery and offering me a pink teddy bear? no offense but your a guy (I think) and I don't swing that way.

Well I hope you're not into beastiality but there's no need to hide your love of all things pink in such a homophobic way. I won't ask so you don't have to tell. I can call it a 'salmon' colered teddy bear you're so flustered by the word pink?

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 12:49 PM

I think you duders are a bunch of wienermobiles.

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 12:57 PM

I think you duders are a bunch of wienermobiles.

footlong!

oscar meyer, even!!

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 01:00 PM

So what, Qdrop, you run like a duck.

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 01:16 PM

So what, Qdrop, you run like a duck.
K K...

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 01:52 PM

I love those kids so much!!! :D :D

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 01:56 PM

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 02:03 PM

You're starting to sound a lot like Rob only lamer....

average intelligence, below average wit, redundant/canned retorts during arguments....

TAL

08-17-2005, 02:07 PM

So what, Qdrop, you run like a duck.
Is it because he's wearing duckpants?

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 02:15 PM

extremely clever Q almost as clever as the first 300 or so times you did that....seriously it's not even fun anymore

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 02:35 PM

extremely clever Q almost as clever as the first 300 or so times you did that....seriously it's not even fun anymore

and onward the "redundant retort dance" goes...

you are fuckin boring as spit to argue/debate with....

it's like arguing with a head trauma victim....

Loppfessor

08-17-2005, 02:41 PM

^ whatever dude normally I would probably go back and forth with you but I got too much other shit to do tonight

but don't worry I still hate you

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 02:47 PM

and onward the "redundant retort dance" goes...

you are fuckin boring as spit to argue/debate with....

it's like arguing with head trauma victim....

Sometimes people have headaches, and they're not in the mood for brain sex.

Qdrop

08-17-2005, 03:40 PM

Sometimes people have headaches, and they're not in the mood for brain sex.

is that a nice way of saying "he can't get it up"?

Nuzzolese

08-17-2005, 03:53 PM

is that a nice way of saying "he can't get it up"?

you're not lubricating his medulla before plunging your frontal lobe into his...hoo hoo

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 07:47 PM

Well I hope you're not into beastiality but there's no need to hide your love of all things pink in such a homophobic way. I won't ask so you don't have to tell. I can call it a 'salmon' colered teddy bear you're so flustered by the word pink?

Dude I can't pass a color vision test if I cheat. If it isn't black, white, or grey I probably don't like it.

Jayrock5054

08-17-2005, 07:49 PM

extremely clever Q almost as clever as the first 300 or so times you did that....seriously it's not even fun anymore

Don't lie he isn't clever. Remember that time you told that kid he looked like he'd bounce if he jumped off that bridge? Have you learned nothing from that mess?

RobMoney

08-18-2005, 01:20 AM

^ whatever dude normally I would probably go back and forth with you but I got too much other shit to do tonight

Rich has more important things to do? HAHAHAHAHAA

I call BULLSHIT.
DO you ever log the fuck off of this site?

BionicEye

08-18-2005, 01:22 AM

Rich has more important things to do? HAHAHAHAHAA

I call BULLSHIT.
DO you ever log the fuck off of this site?

Shut Up.

Loppfessor

08-18-2005, 01:35 AM

Whatever dude your whole life has revolved around this place for like the past year. The only reason most people tolerated your dumb ass was because they liked your woman. Now that she's gone they don't have much reason to and that's why you've been away so much lately