Szwajkowski

[TurdBerglar]

USA - NORTHAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS (AP) - Police arrest a man accused of beating his ex-girlfriend with a fishing pole and oar and throwing her in the Connecticut River.The woman was treated at a local hospital after a boater pulled her from the water. 33-year-old John Szwajkowski, of Northampton, was ordered held on $5,000 bail following his arraignment Friday on an assault charge.



what the fuck kind of name is that?

[synch]

Polish perhaps, mr TurdBerglar :rolleyes:

[beastie fresh]

Dang Turd, all you do is read the news huh?

[Lindsey_1535]

I tought you were just talkin jibberjabber and the slkdhaksjhflksa and all.

[Jayrock5054]

Why did he have to throw her in the Connecticut River?

[TurdBerglar]

to learn that bitch good :mad:

[Jayrock5054]

He should come her to Korea and throw her in a binjo ditch. It's kind of like an open sewer that just runs along the street. That'll teach her to keep her mouth shut.

[Loppfessor]

The last name is the only thing you found bizarre about this story?

[Mcmac]

only 5000 bail?

[TurdBerglar]

The last name is the only thing you found bizarre about this story?


well yeah. shit like that happens all the time around here. the name was the only thing that really stuck out

[Bob]

i once met a guy named snrk

[b-grrrlie]

Here there's a guy called Z. I've seen his ID. Just Z.

[Jayrock5054]

Weirdest last name I've seen here is Arp. Weirdest first name is Ever. Who names their kid "Ever"?

[CrankItUp!]

I was in a class once where a dude had the name Gentle Raines - what the hell was his mother thinking ?

[Loppfessor]

well yeah. shit like that happens all the time around here. the name was the only thing that really stuck out


Damn rough neighborhood

[Elusive]

I was in a class once where a dude had the name Gentle Raines - what the hell was his mother thinking ?

his mother had a dream of making her own shampoo company,
this shampoo would revolutionise the shampoo industry,
it would be made out of pure organic ingredients and rain forest rain.
but only when it was raining slightly, as that is the best kind of rainforest rain. but then, on a buisness trip, she got pregnant and had to give up her dream to raise the child. she named him "gentle raines" because that was what she was going to name her shampoo company. now, everytime she calls his name, she can silently hate him.