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bopst
08-16-2005, 08:50 AM
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers -- often shipping heroin from Afghanistan -- for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burnt.

tracky
08-16-2005, 08:54 AM
Visit fark much?

WillMac
08-16-2005, 09:04 AM
instead of craving milk to go with their cookies all the kids will be craving cookies with their milk.

wanton wench
08-16-2005, 09:16 AM
wtf is animal husbandry??? :confused:

tracky
08-16-2005, 09:29 AM
dodgy as it sounds, I'm pretty sure that's just a fancy term for "someone who looks after animals"

WillMac
08-16-2005, 09:37 AM
^correct

animal husbandry
n.
The branch of agriculture concerned with the care and breeding of domestic animals such as cattle, hogs, sheep, and horses.



the phrase itself still makes me think of a farmer standing next to a cow in a wedding dress

wanton wench
08-16-2005, 09:55 AM
the phrase itself still makes me think of a farmer standing next to a cow in a wedding dress
it sounds like a fancy term for beastieality (sp?) or something!