I have the blues today.

[DipDipDive]

Say funny shit to cheer me up, please.

[g-mile7]

Say funny shit to cheer me up, please.

I love u in me

[ToucanSpam]

Today at work whilst surfing on a pallet jack someone else was driving, I fell off and hit a pallet of books.

[bigblu89]

Don't worry, the Sox are only in a minor slump. They'll snap out of it.

[DipDipDive]

Don't worry, the Sox are only in a minor slump. They'll snap out of it.

Goddamn Red Sox. :(

[SobaViolence]

i've got a prescription for your blues and it's more cowbell...

[g-mile7]

i've got a prescription for your blues and it's more cowbell...


hahahaa

[Beckalina]

Have a wank.

[g-mile7]

Goddamn Red Sox. :(



You 3 words: Might~Tee~Fine




chuckle at that ;)

[DipDipDive]

Have a wank.

Stupid monthly cycle. :( :( :(

[g-mile7]

Stupid monthly cycle. :( :( :(


damn :( We still love you though

[Beckalina]

Stupid monthly cycle. :( :( :(
Wear a glove.

[adam_f]

I took a Midol earlier and I think I'm growing a vagina. :(

[DipDipDive]

I took a Midol earlier and I think I'm growing a vagina. :(

That should make your tits a little less confused.

[adam_f]

hahahaha (y)

:mad:

[hpdrifter]

May not cheer you up, but its makin me all giddy. I think I fell in love last night!

:o

[Echewta]

I'm going to pick up some tea and bring over board games. See you in 10 hours.

[DipDipDive]

I'm going to pick up some tea and bring over board games. See you in 10 hours.

Bring the Balderdash and prepare to have your ass handed to you.

[Echewta]

Keep your hands off my ass young lady and our afternoon will go just fine.

I'm bringing Sorry too so prepare to cry.

[TAL]

May not cheer you up, but its makin me all giddy. I think I fell in love last night!

:o
AWWWWWWWWW

[monkey]

im at the school lab, and there's a terribly looking old lady sitting next to me. she smells gross, like early morning bad breath, she's wearing a sundress (??? act your age!), she's got ugly ass yellow flip flops with big daisies on top, and very dry yellow hair.
made me laugh when she sat down. now i kinda wanna cry and throw her out.

[ToucanSpam]

im at the school lab, and there's a terribly looking old lady sitting next to me. she smells gross, like early morning bad breath, she's wearing a sundress (??? act your age!), she's got ugly ass yellow flip flops with big daisies on top, and very dry yellow hair.
made me laugh when she sat down. now i kinda wanna cry and throw her out.
Does this ugly old lady happen to be YOUR MOM????? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

Does this ugly old lady happen to be YOUR MOM????? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Looks like Spermy's turned tough. Good for him. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Dear Diary,


My balls dropped today!! FINALLY!! Best day ever!!! SoOn SiMpLe PlAn'S nEw AlBuM wIlL bE oUt!!! IM sooooooooo happy!!!!!!!1 Maybe I'll get a date to Makeout PEak!!!!!!!!11 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1111111111


Love,


PaTtYwHaCkS


</making fun of myself>

[Lex Diamonds]

</making fun of myself>
^ The funniest bit of that post.

[Trimm Trabb]

Here's a bluesy song to cheer y'all up:

Lisa Simpson - Moaning Lisa Blues (http://dl4.rapidshare.de/files/4053710/38663832/The_Simpsons_-_04_-_Moanin_Lisa_Blues.mp3)

[monkey]

Does this ugly old lady happen to be YOUR MOM????? :mad: :mad: :mad:

no, your dad.

[ToucanSpam]

no, yours.
:(

[paul jones]

woke up dis mornin
der ner ner ner
had to go to work
der ner ner ner
Boss man told me
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take off the baseball cap
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I was only wearin it
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cos it was sticky up bad hair day
der ner ner ner
after work I went to
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Aldi to buy Cat biscuits
der ner ner ner
Went to tha post office
der ner ner ner
Mr Shah still recognizes me
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I said I gotta post dis package to the states
der ner ner ner
he said two pounds please
der ner ner ner
got home and had fory winks
der ner ner ner
then got woke up
der ner ner ner
had to drive my sista home
der ner ner ner
cos she had been to hospital
der ner ner ner
she had some eye drops,see
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so she could not see
der ner ner ner
if you see what I mean
der ner ner ner
then I got home again
der ner ner ner
my brother's tryin to
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get a tree stump outta the ground
der ner ner ner
but those roots
der ner ner ner
are proving a bit tricky
der ner ner ner
then a bit later
der ner ner ner
had to put together
der ner ner ner
an executive office chair
der ner ner ner
bought from Morrisons
der ner ner ner
cos it was on sale
der ner ner ner
for 25 pounds

[skinnybutphat]

Dustin Hermanson (http://www.bootie.org/~dreame24/BJ/Dustin.Hermanson2.jpg) kinda looks likes the devil.

[instigator7022]

Today at work whilst surfing on a pallet jack someone else was driving, I fell off and hit a pallet of books.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! thats really really funny! B.T.W. noice username hahaha

[DipDipDive]

Dustin Hermanson (http://www.bootie.org/~dreame24/BJ/Dustin.Hermanson2.jpg) kinda looks likes the devil.

But not as much as Billy Koch (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/841355.jpg). Just look in his eyes. It's like staring at evil itself. *shivers*

[cosmo105]

last night i tooted on steger about 5 times. he went "eww" like a girl and swatted me away.

[skinnybutphat]

I have been with my wife for almost a decade and I still haven't heard her fart.

[beastiegirrl101]

I have been with my wife for almost a decade and I still haven't heard her fart.

how is this possible?

[cosmo105]

i can't imagine holding it for that long.

[beastiegirrl101]

i can't imagine holding it for that long.

or excusing yourself to the bathroom every time you need to toot.

Skinny..she doesnt fart in her sleep?

[skinnybutphat]

Oh she farts while I'm work because our place stinks when I get home. She's one of these girls shouldn't fart in front of their man chicks.