Why is it that...

[Trimm Trabb]

... when you need to buy embarrassing stuff, you always find out that they've put it in the front of the shop and you have to have to get it in front of everyone, or worse, ask the lady behind the counter, so you then decide not to get it at all...

Or is this a dutch thing? maybe dutch people like to see embarassment in shops.

[beastiegirrl101]

like what? Condoms? Tampons? Lube? Yeast Infection cream?

[Lindsey_1535]

I dunno Ill ask my dutch friend.

[ToucanSpam]

"Price check on the MEN'S UNDERWEAR EXTRA TIGHT FIT."


Yesh, its happened.

[Trimm Trabb]

Reminds me of an old German commercial.... Geek standing in line, being embarrased... checkout lady:

TINAAAAAAAAAA, WAS KOSTEN DIE CONDOMEEEE?!

but there arnt any big german checkout ladies in holland.

[franscar]

I've never understood why buying condoms is embarassing, all you're doing is advertising that you're going to get laid. Or try to get laid.

[Trimm Trabb]

well eh, maybe, but I have issues. So it IS embarassing and they shouldnt make it more so than it already is.

[paul jones]

I had to buy a Ronan Keating CD for my sister at xmas two years ago


I broke out in a cold sweat,fearing the trendy Strokes haircut store assistant would think that I was mad

But hopefully he realised it twas the season for people to not buy the sort of things you would think they might buy type of commotion innit an ting

[ToucanSpam]

I find it particulary funny that an old flame works at a drugstore, so I wonder how fun it would be if I went in and bought like 50 boxes of condoms and said 'Oh, these? Only for the weekend."

or maybe "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THOSE COULD HAVE BEEN INSIDE YOU!!! FACED!!!"


I think I have officially blown my last BBMB fuse.

[Trimm Trabb]

I had to buy a Ronan Keating CD for my sister at xmas two years ago


Paul, you evil man. Why would you do that to your sister?! Poisoning her mind like that :(

[TurdBerglar]

the last time i tried to buy condoms i almost passed out. i threw the money at the girl with me and ran out of the wall mart. she came back to the car laughing at me. i was humiliated

[Lex Diamonds]

I think I have officially blown my last BBMB fuse.
Early, as usual.

[ToucanSpam]

Early, as usual.
That's what SHE said.......

[Lindsey_1535]

the last time i tried to buy condoms i almost passed out. i threw the money at the girl with me and ran out of the wall mart. she came back to the car laughing at me. i was humiliated
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA :D

[Lex Diamonds]

That's what he said.......
Your old flame is a guy?

[wanton wench]

the last time i tried to buy condoms i almost passed out. i threw the money at the girl with me and ran out of the wall mart. she came back to the car laughing at me. i was humiliated
did you at least still get lucky?

[ToucanSpam]

well, Im an idiot. Goodnight moon.

[TurdBerglar]

did you at least still get lucky?


of course

[wanton wench]

no harm done!
did she think your embare-assment was cute!

[TurdBerglar]

well when she looked down at her hands after i ran out and saw a box of magnums im sure she thought it was more than cute

[Trimm Trabb]

well when she looked down at her hands after i ran out and saw a box of magnums im sure she thought it was more than cute

Magnums as in the icecreams?

:confused:

[TurdBerglar]

no bullets


ahahahaha

[franscar]

I had to buy a Ronan Keating CD for my sister at xmas two years ago

When I worked at HMV it was always fun to pass the time smirking at ordinary looking people buying crappy cd's.

[TAL]

Magnums as in the icecreams?

:confused:
No, as in Trojans.

[Echewta]

Magnum is an ice cream bar in europe and a condom in america.

The 100 pack of condoms I bought earlier this year sure isn't going as quickly as I would have hoped. Looks like yard sale time.

[ms.peachy]

I've never understood why buying condoms is embarassing, all you're doing is advertising that you're going to get laid. Or try to get laid.
Well I kind of embarrassed myself buying them once.

I'd been to the pub after work with some friends and had a few. Was on my way to go meet mr.peachy and some other friends and stopped at the chemist's. I was buying a 10-pack of condoms and saw that they were on sale and said to the guy "Hey, let me get another pack of those!" all maybe a little too-enthusiastic like.

He looks at me a little funny and then (don't ask me why) I say "Cuz, hey, it's Friday night, and you never know, right?" and give him two thumbs up.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

[Trimm Trabb]

Magnum is an ice cream bar in europe and a condom in america.


OMG, icecream flavoured condoms, that would be the greatest invention ever. But then again, if it tasted too much like the real thing the laydee might try to bite it so eh... better not then.

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck bites icecream?

[Trimm Trabb]

who the fuck bites icecream?

magnums have chocolate covers dude, so you have to bite them.

[TurdBerglar]

then just don't suck a black dick and your safe

[Trimm Trabb]

then just don't suck a black dick and your safe

But they also have them with white chocolate. :(
Does this mean I can only suck asian dick?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know. do they come in caramel covered too?

[Trimm Trabb]

No... but there are ones with nuts in em. But I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

[TurdBerglar]

probably gay dudes

[Sarky Devotchka]

buying condoms is only embarassing when you have to get them from 7 Eleven in the middle of the night and you're with the person you're going to do it with. especially when you're also buying a case of budweiser. :o

we's gon get wasted and hump!

[b-grrrlie]

I used to have to buy condoms to my workmate. Well she was cheating her husband/boyfriend and didnt' want the others in the store to know (as we worked in that same store I bought them in).
Also I bought condoms to a friend of mine for his 15th birthday. Others thought I was mad, I thought I was thoughtful. The aids-scare had just started and I didn't want him to catch anything.
And condoms are kept near the counter because otherwise they'd just be nicked (same with razors, lighters, instant coffee in some places).

[CrankItUp!]

Why the hell is buying condoms fucking embarassing ? It's not like being sent to the store by your grandfather to buy an enema bag for him ! That happened to me 14 yrs ago - right before he died and the lady at the store was so fucking hard of hearing ! I had to repetitively ask her , " Maam, excuse me - which aisle are the enema bags on ? " I asked her like five times and she still didn't understand the question. Finally , I thought to myself "fuck-it!" and I asked her LOUDLY, "Where the hell are the poop bags at ?" She shouted and told me "AISLE FIVE SONNY!" Everyone in there fucking busted out laughing! I told my grandfather afterwards , " I hope you have a hell of a good dump grandpa !" He laughed also and it was the most humiliating in store experience ever.

[CrankItUp!]

My grandfather was a cool dude for an old man and I miss him and use to do anything for him. :)