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Lex Diamonds
08-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Just thought I'd warn all the Maples on the boards that I'm going to be rocking your country with my hotness from tomorrow until the 29th.

So if you're single and fine, come find me. I'll be in Vancouver somewhere. (y)



ps
Oi! For my trip to Japan this thread is! Your own Canada thread make! Or Mothra I will summon!
Happy now bizzatch?!

paul jones
08-16-2005, 05:28 PM
lock up your daughters Vancouver!

voltanapricot
08-16-2005, 05:30 PM

hpdrifter
08-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Do you get along with mickill? I can never keep the board rivalries straight (except for Tone Capone/Lopfessor vs. Robmoney/cj hood, that one's always ragin'). If so, you should look him up, he lives in Vancouver.

Parkey
08-16-2005, 05:40 PM
When I visited Canada I was tickled pink to dicover they had Benylin ice-pops. Canada; I salute you!

Lex Diamonds
08-16-2005, 05:49 PM
Do you get along with mickill? I can never keep the board rivalries straight (except for Tone Capone/Lopfessor vs. Robmoney/cj hood, that one's always ragin'). If so, you should look him up, he lives in Vancouver.
I don't have a problem with him but in real life I wouldn't hang around with someone twice my age.

Lindsey_1535
08-16-2005, 06:02 PM
Warning: Vancouvers china town is crazy.

Lex Diamonds
08-16-2005, 07:19 PM
Hear that, ToucanSpam? Better wash behind your ears!
Hey, why did you edit that post? It was cool.

HEIRESS
08-16-2005, 08:35 PM
I was just there, Ill be there again on thursday night but then we are jetting off to the east side of vancouver island for the next 4 days

was this a trip purely to buy weed paddy???

mickill
08-16-2005, 10:46 PM
I don't have a problem with him but in real life I wouldn't hang around with someone twice my age.
You're 15? Are you traveling alone or with a parent/guardian?

You might wanna check out the PNE (Pacific National Exibition) while you're in town. It's an annual "fun for the whole family" type of fair thing with rides and scantily clad drunken wimmins dancing on tables, parading around in their underwear and pouring cold beverages all over themselves, man.

HEIRESS
08-16-2005, 11:35 PM
fuck your PNE mickill ARMSTRONG FAIR ALL THE WAY

down home country ass no lineups and ukranian fried sausage type affair
you should check it out sometime
totally more young bebbe friendly in my opinion

mickill
08-17-2005, 12:39 AM
Yeah, but there's no dancing scantily clad wimmins, I'll bet. Is there?

Is this that agriculture fair? Is there even rides? I don't even know where this takes place, Heiress.

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 08:55 AM
Actually Mike I'm 16 and yes, I am travelling with my mommykins. We got family out there, you see.

And no this aint a trip to buy weed but my 24 year old cousin assured me that he would hook me up with some real sticky icky while I'm out there, so I should be sampling the local harvest anyway. (y)

Tzar
08-17-2005, 08:57 AM
Actually Mike I'm 16 and yes, I am travelling with my mommykins. We got family out there, you see.

And no this aint a trip to buy weed but my 24 year old cousin assured me that he would hook me up with some real sticky icky while I'm out there, so I should be sampling the local harvest anyway. (y)

you're 16!?

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:07 AM
you're 16!?
Yep, how old did you think I was?

Tzar
08-17-2005, 09:12 AM
Yep, how old did you think I was?

like my age or 19/20.

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:14 AM
*tzar in old woman's voice*
Awww, they grow up so quick these days. :o

Tzar
08-17-2005, 09:23 AM
well i'm 18 in three days so... i can't act all ole' and shit.

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:26 AM
well i'm 18 in three days so... i can't act all ole' and shit.
Are the legal ages in Aus the same as over here?

Smoking: 16
Fucking: 16
Driving: 17
Drinking: 18

Hopefully I'll drive before January and break 'em all. (y)

Tzar
08-17-2005, 09:28 AM
Are the legal ages in Aus the same as over here?

Smoking: 16
Fucking: 16
Driving: 17
Drinking: 18

Hopefully I'll drive before January and break 'em all. (y)
yeah that's the same.

ms.peachy
08-17-2005, 09:29 AM
ps

Happy now bizzatch?!
Spared the wrath of Mothra you have been!

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:29 AM
Not being able to drink until you are 21 in the US is about the stupidest law ever in the history of the world. And who is going to wait till they are 18 to have sex? :confused:

Tzar
08-17-2005, 09:31 AM
americans can drive at 16 too 'ey? that's stupid.

so yankees can't get into clubs and pubs unless they're 18. man that eats dick.

ms.peachy
08-17-2005, 09:32 AM
Not being able to drink until you are 21 in the US is about the stupidest law ever in the history of the world.
Says the guy from the country with the stupidest liscensing laws in the world :rolleyes:

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:35 AM
Says the guy from the country with the stupidest liscensing laws in the world :rolleyes:
I can walk into any newsagent on the street and walk out with a crate of beer, because I look 18. I don't see what's stupid about that?

Waiting until you're in your twenties just to be able to drink, now that's stupid. (n)

Dr Deaf
08-17-2005, 09:37 AM
have a blast The Padster.

you're going to the very best province in all the country. the weed will find you.

how long you going for? first time there / canada?

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:39 AM
have a blast The Padster.

you're going to the very best province in all the country. the weed will find you.

how long you going for? first time there / canada?
First time in Canada. I went to Rhode Island when I was 10 but apart from that, never gone west for my holidays. Should be a blast, especially from what I'm hearing about the bud out there. (y)

Dr Deaf
08-17-2005, 09:43 AM
First time in Canada. I went to Rhode Island when I was 10 but apart from that, never gone west for my holidays. Should be a blast, especially from what I'm hearing about the bud out there. (y)


fucking eh.

i've only ever been out west in the winter months and the weather is still fucking awesome. see if your cousin will take you out to tofino. it's like canada's california. safe travels. (y)

ms.peachy
08-17-2005, 09:49 AM
Waiting until you're in your twenties just to be able to drink, now that's stupid. (n)
Having to leave the pub at 11, because of some WW1 munitions workers, now that's stupid (n)

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:50 AM
Having to leave the pub at 11, because of some WW1 munitions workers, now that's stupid (n)
Actually it's 11.30, and most pubs stay open after then anyway, or have "lock-ins" (where they close the curtains and lock the door and carry on serving). But who wants to stay at the pub till past midnight anyway?

ms.peachy
08-17-2005, 09:51 AM
But who wants to stay at the pub till past midnight anyway?
The rest of the world?

Calimero jr.
08-17-2005, 09:52 AM
Actually it's 11.30, and most pubs stay open after then anyway, or have "lock-ins" (where they close the curtains and lock the door and carry on serving). But who wants to stay at the pub till past midnight anyway?

Who wants to go home at midnight anyway, may I ask ??

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:53 AM
The rest of the world?
Fair enough. Call me old fashioned then, but for me, 8 till 11.30 is long enough to drink a few pints and have a good chat with your friends, without having to get home in the early hours of the morning, and it suits me fine. (y)

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 09:54 AM
Who wants to go home at midnight anyway, may I ask ??
It depends who you are with. For example the other night I left a pub at about 10.30 to take an extremely fine girl home with me. (y)

Tzar
08-17-2005, 09:55 AM
Who wants to go home at midnight anyway, may I ask ??
werd.

mickill
08-17-2005, 10:14 AM
Actually Mike I'm 16 and yes, I am travelling with my mommykins. We got family out there, you see.

Whoa. I thought you were about 18. You Brit kids seem so much more articulate and mature than the youth in Canada and the U.S. Except for Sercomdj, that kid's a moron.

Dr Deaf
08-17-2005, 10:22 AM
Whoa. I thought you were about 18. You Brit kids seem so much more articulate and mature than the youth in Canada and the U.S. Except for Sercomdj, that kid's a moron.


it's probably his posh english accent.

Lex Diamonds
08-17-2005, 10:23 AM
it's probably his posh english accent.
Oh fo' sho', straight up n down, dawg.

instigator7022
08-17-2005, 11:38 AM
what does a yankee accent sound like to australians?

voltanapricot
08-17-2005, 05:48 PM
Actually it's 11.30, and most pubs stay open after then anyway, or have "lock-ins" (where they close the curtains and lock the door and carry on serving). But who wants to stay at the pub till past midnight anyway?
I would rather prefer to stay at the pun after midnight rather than the club [that closes 3.30am], because my haunt is a hole.

I want to go to Cananda, fingers crossed for next year, EH?

Tzar
08-17-2005, 07:48 PM
what does a yankee accent sound like to australians?
the people on E! news. i hate them with a passion.

HEIRESS
08-17-2005, 07:55 PM
IM GOING TO TOFINOOO TOMORROWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Imma try surfing, I may die, but ill try

like2_drink
08-18-2005, 01:12 AM
especially from what I'm hearing about the bud out there. (y)

believe me, what ever you've heard, it's true. haha (y)