Team Name?

[beastiegirrl101]

So my freinds convinced me to join this bowling league through this Chicago Sports thing for one of my other friends who is going through a divorce right now and is really trying to put herself out there to meet new people. Bowling is not my thing...but they needed a 6th person and I'm a good friend so I said sure. Somehow I have already been made team caption and have to come up with our team name. I need something cleaver / funny / original. Any thoughts...suggestions?

Thanks!

[ms.peachy]

How about the Hot Sluts?

Catchy, no?

[Dr Deaf]

The 6 sick-sixes.

[Nuzzolese]

I think that's awesome. Will you get embroidered satin jackets? Do you have your own ball and shoes in a cool bag? I've been tempted to buy a bag with a ball and shoes, not because I bowl, but just because I like matching sets and accessories.

Here are some suggestions

The High Ballers
Gutter Bumper Babes
Sweep the Leg Johnnys
The XXX Strikers
Spare THIS!

[tracky]

"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday"

[Nuzzolese]

Pins of Fury
Thunderballers

[beastiegirrl101]

Wow, thanks Nuzzo. I Like Spare THIS and those last two. I should mention it's a group of guys and girls so the hot sluts thing won't work. No matching satin jackets but we will have bowling shirts or t-shirts made. My P's are big on bowling and my mom has her own baby blue ball with white shoes so I may borrow hers. Keem 'em coming guys...thanks!

[ms.peachy]

I should mention it's a group of guys and girls so the hot sluts thing won't work.
But other than that, you'd use it, right? Cuz it's a great name, right? (y)

[tracky]

Spare THIS! got my vote

or a variation with "me" and some other words maybe? i'm hopeless at being creative like this. best i can do is an aqua teens reference ;)

[adam_f]

How about the 'I'ma stick my foot so far up your ass yo breath gon' smell like shoe polish.'

You can add 'haters' somewhere in there.

[beastiegirrl101]

But other than that, you'd use it, right? Cuz it's a great name, right? (y)


Maybe if we were sluts, but we're not.

[Echewta]

The Pickups
The Cleaners
The Splits
Strike Force (omg Chuck Norris!)
Bowlanenies
XXX
Turkey Shooters
Spare Us
The 300s
Pin-Pals

[ms.peachy]

Maybe if we were sluts, but we're not.
Suuuuuuure. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

[beastiegirrl101]

Suuuuuuure. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Are you speaking from experience?

[Nuzzolese]

You're not sluts YET.


What are turkey shooters? Is that bowling lingo?

[Echewta]

three strikes in a row is called a turkey.

I got the bowling trophey packed away somewhere to prove it :(

[beastiegirrl101]

My dad bowled a perfect game once and won all this HUGE trophy. The whole bolwing alley was watching him...it was his 15 minutes...it was cute.

[Dr Deaf]

does he still talk about 2-3 times a year at family functions?

[beastiegirrl101]

^ yes, and a fish he caught once that was "this big" *spreads hands wide*

[Echewta]

Bowling and fishing. Except for the fishing part, I can't wait to retire.

[ms.peachy]

Are you speaking from experience?
Everyone knows girls who bowl are sluts. Look it up.

[Nuzzolese]

Bowling and fishing. Except for the fishing part, I can't wait to retire.

Golf

[Echewta]

I find golf as boring as bingo.

[beastiegirrl101]

Everyone knows girls who bowl are sluts. Look it up.


Will your name be there when I look it up?

[ms.peachy]

Will your name be there when I look it up?
No, probably not.

I was always more of a hockey whore.

[beastiegirrl101]

No, probably not.

I was always more of a hockey whore.

Well since you put it that way I am more of a football whore.

[wanton wench]

the strikers
the beastie bowlers
the pin keepers
the pinners
the smokin bowlers

[instigator7022]

i do like "Spare THIS!"
perhaps turkey sandwich?
The Joe Mammas
Pineapplea and company?

also there's this weird website here

http://bowlingtipsandtricks.com/bowling-team-names

[skinnybutphat]

3-fingers in
Alley Cats








Is your friend hot, and or slutty?

[beastiegirrl101]

3-fingers in
Alley Cats








Is your friend hot, and or slutty?

Chris you are supposed to hook me up if anything...and you know I'm one of the 2.

[Nuzzolese]

Going through a divorce and trying to get ourselves out there.

It's long, I know.

[skinnybutphat]

*sighs

pass

[Freebasser]

The Pin Heads

*throws shapes*

[Nuzzolese]

'bow throwers

[Freebasser]

The Guys With Really Big And Heavy Balls

^ needs fine tuning.

[Nuzzolese]

The Guys With Really Big And Heavy Balls

^ needs fine tuning.

The Bohemoth Ballers

[beastiegirrl101]

I like that last one Nuzz.

[mickill]

The Bowling Balls

[beastiegirrl101]

The Bowling Balls

how about the bowling broads?

[Nuzzolese]

The Bowling Balls

You're a genius in ways I'm not sure the bowling community is prepared to understand.

[Bob]

the pro-stars

[CrankItUp!]

Great Balls Of Fire :cool:

[ToucanSpam]

The XXX Strikers
Three strikes in bowling is called a 'turkey'.


The Turkeys.....

[TAL]

three strikes in a row is called a turkey.

I got the bowling trophey packed away somewhere to prove it :(

[Nuzzolese]

Three strikes in bowling is called a 'turkey'.


The Turkeys.....

I was unaware of that. Spanks, mang. :)

[ToucanSpam]

I was unaware of that. Spanks, mang. :)
No one is allowed to spank me. Except my softball coach when I do well in a game and he says 'hit the showers ladies.'

[g-mile7]

Tha Chi-Town Hustlaz or the DefStarz


or PMS:Pins Might Shatter or Princesses Makin' Strikes

[Nuzzolese]

No one is allowed to spank me. Except my softball coach when I do well in a game and he says 'hit the showers ladies.'

Does he really?! (http://www.damox.com/entertainment/dazed_and_confused/assistant_coach.JPG)

[Nuzzolese]

The Urinators
The John Cougars

[mickill]

The Bowlings

[beastiegirrl101]

So the team decided to go with Thunderballers...after all my efforts to go with Spare THIS. So thanks to all.

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe Spare THIS can be your team slogan or something.