Afternoon Boner attacks

[paul jones]

you know you just gotta let it pass,otherwise it will be difficult to sleep later in the night

[DipDipDive]

Boners are so rad.

[beastiegirrl101]

I would love to have a penis for a day.

[Echewta]

When mine attacks me I usually beat it back down.

[instigator7022]

if u ever heard dane cook he says he flicks cashews off his penis when he has this sort of problem

[adam_f]

I like getting them in the car so I can steer and shoot up at the same time. (y)

[Beth]

thank you, echewta.

best thing i've heard so far today.

[Echewta]

you haven't gotten out today?

[Kenny Blewblood]

I would love to have a penis for a day.
I'll share mine with you.

[Beth]

i've gotten out today, but only to work. my clients have no sense of humor.

[paul jones]

i've gotten out today, but only to work. my clients have no sense of humor.


haha! (y)

[cosmo105]

boner attacks are great regardless of the time of day.

[Qdrop]

boner attacks are great regardless of the time of day.
eh...not when you're stuck in a hour long ISO meeting with 10 other people.


there is also a rampant misconception that boners are always sexual in nature when they happen.
not true.

[cosmo105]

but when i get attacked by a boner, it's always :cool:.

[paul jones]

eh...not when you're stuck in a hour long ISO meeting with 10 other people.


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probably worse would be if it's your turn to demonstrate some ideas on the flip chart.You'd have to cover it up with a clip board I suppose

[Qdrop]

but when i get attacked by a boner, it's always :cool:.
except what if that boner didn't belong to Steger?

then, not so good...right?

[Qdrop]

probably worse would be if it's your turn to demonstrate some ideas on the flip chart.You'd have to cover it up with a clip board I suppose

it's fuckin hell.

[cosmo105]

if it didn't, that wouldn't be so :cool:. but i'm saying, when i do get attacked by one, it is.

[paul jones]

it's fuckin hell.

That's why I say BAN SUITS,Shirts and Ties and stuff in the workplace.If everyone wore whatever they liked it would be less stressful

[beastiegirrl101]

So you can just be sitting there and like OMG boner? Dont you need to be turned on?

[Qdrop]

So you can just be sitting there and like OMG boner? Dont you need to be turned on?

nope.

just a random rush of blood.
and those ones suck....they last forever and serve NO purpose other than to bother you.

[wanton wench]

[QUOTE=Qdrop]
just a random rush of blood.
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why cant that ever happen at "the right" time? :(

[JBernas]

That's why I say BAN SUITS,Shirts and Ties and stuff in the workplace.If everyone wore whatever they liked it would be less stressful

And SWEATPANTS (n)

[DipDipDive]

nope.

just a random rush of blood.
and those ones suck....they last forever and serve NO purpose other than to bother you.

I would think a random boner would add a certain element of novelty and entertainment to an otherwise boring work day.

[synch]

So would a sexual harassment lawsuit.

[Qdrop]

I would think a random boner would add a certain element of novelty and entertainment to an otherwise boring work day.

not when you have slacks and belt on.

and reaching down to "adjust" could signify "a vulgar public act" in the conferance room.

[CrankItUp!]

The morning boner is ALWAYS the stiffest and best ! Its the greatest feeling to awaken with a stiff rod poking out of your shorts and going outside barefoot on the fresh grass ! Using you thumb to press down your love muscle just enough and having a good long 5 minute piss -aaaaaaahhhhhhh !That is the greatest feeling in the world except maybe some good tight pussy to get back in bed with ! Combine both together and its pure heaven. :cool: