This Charming Man

[Sandinista!]

Almost unrecognizable now, innit?

[Mcmac]

nup still a loser that everyone hates

[Ferdinand_2]

I love that song (y)

[Sandinista!]

nup still a loser that everyone hates

"Nup" isn't a word.

[Mcmac]

nice observation there

[boys_beastie]

i would go out tonight, but i havnt got a stitch to wear. lol. i dont think thats this charming man but nevermind, theres more to life than song recognition you know but not much more. not much more

[Mcmac]

innit

"innit" isn't a real word you fuck

[Sandinista!]

"innit" isn't a real word you fuck

It's a contraction common in various Cockney-like vernaculars. As for "nup"... only a retarded flamingo might make such a squack.

i would go out tonight, but i havnt got a stitch to wear. lol. i dont think thats this charming man but nevermind, theres more to life than song recognition you know but not much more. not much more

Actually, you nailed it right on the head (y)

[Mcmac]

you still didn't prove that innit is a word you just said its better than the other one you fuck

[Medellia]

nup still a loser that everyone hates
I don't hate Sandy.

"Innit" is slang whereas "nup" seems to be more of an utterance.

[Mcmac]

seems to be?

nup is slang

[Sandinista!]

seems to be?

nup is slang

A speech impediment doesn't qualify as slang, you cunt.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Nup/nar are both slang for no in Australia, Sandinista!

And its not a speech impediment because even the most educated people say it, just like "mate", or "she'll be right".

[Sandinista!]

Nup/nar are both slang for no in Australia, Sandinista!

And its not a speech impediment because even the most educated people say it, just like "mate", or "she'll be right".

A dingo ate his baby.

[Rancid_Beasties]

How original :rolleyes:

Just because its Australian slang doesnt make it not slang. What about stupid Americanisms like "y'all", and "color" ;)

[Mcmac]

i hate "y'all"

[Documad]

How original :rolleyes:
Yeah, when people heard I was going to Australia, a good third of them did the "dingo ate my baby" thing. And they know it from Seinfeld rather than from the movie itself. :p

[Medellia]

seems to be?

nup is slang
Umm, look at my location. Last I checked Oklahoma wasn't in Australia. :rolleyes:

PS-I don't say "ya'll". That's hella redneck, fool.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Umm, look at my location. Last I checked Oklahoma wasn't in Australia. :rolleyes:

PS-I don't say "ya'll". That's hella redneck, fool.
Innit is a british slang word and yet oklahoma isnt in britain either.

And Hella?? Well thats just as bad as Y'all :p

[Medellia]

Innit is a british slang word and yet oklahoma isnt in britain either.

And Hella?? Well thats just as bad as Y'all :p
But I'm quite an Anglo-phile (No offense meant. I love all you ozzies!) so I tend to use British slang a bit. And as for "hella" I don't say that word in seriousness. It's so supremely stupid. I very rarely say it in real life, and when I do, it's always with a bit of a cheeky (see?) grin. Besides, I meant to add Droppin's favorite smilie: :p . I didn't realise I had forgotten that. :o

[Rancid_Beasties]

Okay I thought you were "dissing" me ;)

[Sandinista!]

Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt.

[Medellia]

No way! I like all of you Aussies! Well at least the ones I know on here. :o

McMac's the only one that really gets on my nerves, but I've got no problems with him now that his buddy has left. :p

[Medellia]

Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt.
*shakes head sadly*

That's trying a smidge too hard now, Walter.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt.
How'd you know?? :eek:

Seriously my uncle's name is Robert :D

[Sandinista!]

*shakes head sadly*

That's trying a smidge too hard now, Walter.

Blimey, old china... how'd you swipe me tag so quickly?

[Medellia]

:rolleyes: . Just :rolleyes: .

[Rancid_Beasties]

Nobody says blimey. Maybe some stupid words like "hoo roo" are still in use but that means goodbye.

[Sandinista!]

Nobody says blimey. Maybe some stupid words like "hoo roo" are still in use but that means goodbye.

What a canny fact, old boy.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Do you like safety dance? Now theres a piece of pre 1989 gold that beats just about anything in musical history.

[Sandinista!]

Do you like safety dance? Now theres a piece of pre 1989 gold that beats just about anything in musical history.

You have no idea how many times I've broken into that song while sitting in some random quiet room at the education complex.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You have no idea how many times I've broken into that song while sitting in some random quiet room at the education complex.
Its sad that everybody I know goes "ohh the 'you can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants' simpsons song"

I'm like "No you fools its: We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands" :mad:

[Mcmac]

Umm, look at my location. Last I checked Oklahoma wasn't in Australia. :rolleyes: .

ummmmm look what i said u slut. last time i checked i didnt say you were and i dont think when i say "nup is slang" i have to add "in australia" ive herd plenta americans say nup.

[Sandinista!]

ummmmm look what i said u slut. last time i checked i didnt say you were and i dont think when i say "nup is slang" i have to add "in australia" ive herd plenta americans say nup.

Leave the lady alone, you kangaroo-sodomizing prick. Work on your grammar before attempting to "dish out" anything, too. And lastly, the imaginary Americans brought on by Foster's-binging don't count as people.

[Medellia]

ummmmm look what i said u slut. last time i checked i didnt say you were and i dont think when i say "nup is slang" i have to add "in australia" ive herd plenta americans say nup.
Well I haven't heard Americans say "nup" in the way that you use it, and since I live here I think I know the idiots around me a little better than you do. You seemed offended when I didn't know it was Australian slang, then when I point out that I'm not Australian and therefore would not necessarily know every bit of slang from places that are foreign to me, you pitch an even bigger fit. Yeah, that makes sense to me.

[Mcmac]

directed at sandinista:

hey mate all me when you find a person that doesn't just laugh in your hideous face when they see you. i seriously hope for your parents sake that your not like this in real life...


whats that? your next post will be about my grammar/speeeling

[Mcmac]

You seemed offended when I didn't know it was Australian slang, then when I point out that I'm not Australian and therefore would not necessarily know every bit of slang from places that are foreign to me, you pitch an even bigger fit. Yeah, that makes sense to me.

you dont get the point...when was i offended that u didnt know it was australian? show me the post? then you say im not australian then i say what the fuck are u talking about i never sed you were nor did i say that it was australian rancid beasties did

read last page again.. you have got it all wrong

[Medellia]

you dont get the point...when was i offended that u didnt know it was australian? show me the post? then you say im not australian then i say what the fuck are u talking about i never sed you were nor did i say that it was australian rancid beasties did
I don't quite understand what you mean here, but I'll give it a go:

when was i offended that u didnt know it was australian? show me the post?
I never said you WERE offended. I said you SEEMED offended:
seems to be?

nup is slang
That sounded a bit defensive and angry to me, so I just thought it offended you for some reason. I guess you weren't, so end of argument.

then you say im not australian then i say what the fuck are u talking about i never sed you were
This part is what confuses me the most. I think you are talking about when I said that I'm not Australian, but since it's not in quotations I'm not entirely sure. I said that I'm not Australian, so how would I know most Australian slang? I know you didn't say I was Aussie, I was just pointing out the obvious. Because you didn't add quotations, it sounds like you are saying that I said you weren't, which I never did. I very much doubt that's what you meant, but I figured I would clear that up so that in the very unlikely event that that is what you meant, you wouldn't call me out on my presumptuousness. I'm also not criticizing your spelling or grammer, I'll leave that to Sandy, because that seems to be his forte.

nor did i say that it was australian rancid beasties did
You didn't have to say it. I knew what you meant.

[Mcmac]

I don't quite understand what you mean here, but I'll give it a go:


I never said you WERE offended. I said you SEEMED offended:

That sounded a bit defensive and angry to me, so I just thought it offended you for some reason. I guess you weren't, so end of argument.


This part is what confuses me the most. I think you are talking about when I said that I'm not Australian, but since it's not in quotations I'm not entirely sure. I said that I'm not Australian, so how would I know most Australian slang? I know you didn't say I was Aussie, I was just pointing out the obvious. Because you didn't add quotations, it sounds like you are saying that I said you weren't, which I never did. I very much doubt that's what you meant, but I figured I would clear that up so that in the very unlikely event that that is what you meant, you wouldn't call me out on my presumptuousness. I'm also not criticizing your spelling or grammer, I'll leave that to Sandy, because that seems to be his forte.


You didn't have to say it. I knew what you meant.


i hate quotations

in the bit where i sed "seems to be? nup is slang" i was like fuck off stay out of this..
and
You didn't have to say it. I knew what you meant.

i ment in know way that it was australian..i never said it nor ment it..your wrong bout that one..ahh who cares dw bout it mate (y)

[Medellia]

i hate quotations

in the bit where i sed "seems to be? nup is slang" i was like fuck off stay out of this..
and


i ment in know way that it was australian..i never said it nor ment it..your wrong bout that one..ahh who cares dw bout it mate (y)
Why fuck off and stay out? Oh, you were already arguing with Sandy then, right? I get it now.

Okay, so you didn't mean it was Australin slang specifically. But, I did know that's what it was when you said it's slang. Ah well, whatever. We've alredy got this thing settled. :D

[Mcmac]

:D (y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Leave the lady alone, you kangaroo-sodomizing prick. Work on your grammar before attempting to "dish out" anything, too. And lastly, the imaginary Americans brought on by Foster's-binging don't count as people.
For the last time the only people that drink fosters are hobos and ex-pats who can't find a proper Australian beer like coopers, boags, cascade, james squires or little creatures. Nobody in Australia actually drinks that shite (!)

[Mcmac]

fosters is crown though

[Rancid_Beasties]

fosters is crown though
I'm pretty sure I told you that

[Medellia]

Foster's is to Australian beer as Budweiser is to American beer, right?


Ah hell, beer in general. Bud is awful.

[Mcmac]

no i told u that..my mums friend used to work at fosters...and aprently fosters comes from the same barrell as crown lager and they put crown in a pretty bottle..and crown is awesome...but ive also herd that it all depends on where it comes from the barrell..like fosters bottom and corwn top of barrell...and ive also herd that vb and all coldys and shit go in the same barrell heaps and vb is from the bottom of the barrell and coldys from the top or sumtin

[Rancid_Beasties]

no i told u that..my mums friend used to work at fosters...and aprently fosters comes from the same barrell as crown lager and they put crown in a pretty bottle..and crown is awesome...but ive also herd that it all depends on where it comes from the barrell..like fosters bottom and corwn top of barrell...and ive also herd that vb and all coldys and shit go in the same barrell heaps and vb is from the bottom of the barrell and coldys from the top or sumtin
Yeah I heard all this from my boss long ago. But yeah we've definitely talked about this before. And crown is not awesome. Its pretty yuck actually. A dirty mucky lager that poses as a premium beer.

And Medellia, spot on (y)

[Mcmac]

corona is better than crown but crown still good

[Rancid_Beasties]

Corona and crown aren't even the same type of beer. Anyway, to compare them is an enormous disrespect to corona.

[boys_beastie]

XXXX is the best australian beer cause i can get 8 cans for a fiver!

[Rancid_Beasties]

XXXX is the best australian beer cause i can get 8 cans for a fiver!
Ohh dear god (n) (n) :(

[Mcmac]

haha yeah xxxx is so shit...but other people are aloud to have òpinions uno

[boys_beastie]

lol i tried a can of 2% tesco value lager once lol. *shudders* apparently theyre like 88p for 4

ps. i didnt say i liked XXXX, just said its cheap, and im a student...lol

[Sandinista!]

directed at sandinista:

hey mate all me when you find a person that doesn't just laugh in your hideous face when they see you. i seriously hope for your parents sake that your not like this in real life...


whats that? your next post will be about my grammar/speeeling

I've gotten more chicks this summer than you'll ever get in your entire lifetime, you impotent, impudent snotball.

Take a good look in the mirror and weep, boyo, because you're relegated to a life of wanking and/or hookers.

[Mcmac]

are u kidding? as if a chick would even touch you with a ten foot pole...

[Rancid_Beasties]

lol i tried a can of 2% tesco value lager once lol. *shudders* apparently theyre like 88p for 4

ps. i didnt say i liked XXXX, just said its cheap, and im a student...lol
I'm a student too. But Tooheys and XXXX are so horrible and yet they cost about the same as VB, boags draught, cascade draught and carlton draught here. Which is why I dont understand why anyone would drink that shit...unless you aren't in Australia...like you. So I guess if they are cheaper in Britain its acceptable :)

[Mcmac]

yeah coldies! rancid go suck a cock mr. i know everything about alchohole ;)

[Rancid_Beasties]

yeah coldies! rancid go suck a cock mr. i know everything about alchohole ;)
Its my job to know that shit. And coldies are dodgy.

I got a slab of becks for 39.99, which is only 3-5 bucks more than a slab of vb/draught/melbourne/coldies

[Mcmac]

rancid what would you say is the best?

and vb is 30 bucks a slab

[Rancid_Beasties]

rancid what would you say is the best?

and vb is 30 bucks a slab
No its not, thats like a super special. Most places their special price is like 33. But their usual price is 36.99 (which makes me wonder why people dont get the block of 30 cans for 40...3 bucks more for 6 more cans (y))

What would I say is the best what? Beer overall? Australian beer? Cheap beer?

[Mcmac]

answer all those questions u just sed

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm pretty sure there is a thread for this but anyway.

Best Australian beer: grand ridge anything (but you pay fuckin shitloads for it), or a pale ale like little creatures or something.
Best Beer overall: Probably leffe blonde, delerium tremens, well it really depends on what type of beer your after because its hard to compare different styles like lagers and stouts and pale ales and altbier and all that crap.
Best Cheap beer: Coopers Pale ale, if you can get it cheap, or becks.

[Mcmac]

I'm pretty sure there is a thread for this but anyway.

Best Australian beer: grand ridge anything (but you pay fuckin shitloads for it), or a pale ale like little creatures or something.
Best Beer overall: Probably leffe blonde, delerium tremens, well it really depends on what type of beer your after because its hard to compare different styles like lagers and stouts and pale ales and altbier and all that crap.
Best Cheap beer: Coopers Pale ale, if you can get it cheap, or becks.

how about a beer we have herd of mate? seriously i dont think i like what u do coz u say coppers is best cheap beer but i rekon coopers taste like shit i hate it.

[Rancid_Beasties]

how about a beer we have herd of mate? seriously i dont think i like what u do coz u say coppers is best cheap beer but i rekon coopers taste like shit i hate it.
You're too young to be drinking anyway ;)

[Mcmac]

shutup you faggot :mad:

[hitmonlee]

For the last time the only people that drink fosters are hobos and ex-pats who can't find a proper Australian beer like coopers, boags, cascade, james squires or little creatures. Nobody in Australia actually drinks that shite (!)

not true, i know plenty that drink that shite :)

i either drinks becks, or a nice local beer, anything pale.

or those low-cal premium blondes. they are good.

[Mcmac]

yeah plenty of gay western australians that you know drink it..they dont count..!

[Humiliation]

your cousins and sisters dont count as chicks mate
another i've heard a lot today. Still funny though :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

not true, i know plenty that drink that shite :)

i either drinks becks, or a nice local beer, anything pale.

or those low-cal premium blondes. they are good.
By low-cal premium blondes you mean "pure blonde" right? Yeah I know alot of people that like that but I prefer proper blondes like cascade summer blonde, or leffe.

Seriously, nobody i know would dare put a fosters to there mouth. I work in a bottleshop and only tourists and old people buy fosters.

But (y) on the becks and the pale :)

[hitmonlee]

By low-cal premium blondes you mean "pure blonde" right? Yeah I know alot of people that like that but I prefer proper blondes like cascade summer blonde, or leffe.

Seriously, nobody i know would dare put a fosters to there mouth. I work in a bottleshop and only tourists and old people buy fosters.

But (y) on the becks and the pale :)

oh yeah pure blondes :) sometimes they are on special and i get them. hey i have one in the fridge. good times.

when people (guys) i know drink on the cheap, they usually go vb or fosters. i have a strong hate of vb, as when i was young, my friends and i would drink warm vb stolen from one girl's dad.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Any warm dirty aussie lager is just wrong. That includes vb, carlton, melbourne, XXXX or fosters. You need to have ice ice baby (ice cold that is) :)

[boys_beastie]

beck is expensive in tha uk. but its quality so i dont mind paying that. i also like lowenbrau, and holsten pils-theyre all german i guess i like german beer.

[beastieangel01]

I like the song a lot. Lalala.

[Sandinista!]

are u kidding? as if a chick would even touch you with a ten foot pole...

You denial of the obvious is heartbreaking.

"No twat for twits" is what they'll all tell you.