I HATE WISKEY

[Humiliation]

Well being home alone i raided the liquor cabinet and decided to try some irish wiskey. I had the equivalent of roundabout a standard drink and drank it. Within 5 minutes i was throwing up because it tasted so shit.

Also is it dangerous for me to drink milk now? I need to get the taste out of my mouth and milk is all we got

[Calimero jr.]

Ok for the milk. Could also help stopping/preventing stomach acidity.
Good whisky should be tasted slowly and in small quantity at a time. Of course that if you drink a 2 dl glass in 5 mins you won't feel alright ;)

[Loppfessor]

Yeah I'm not a big wiskey fan either....that's why I'd never make it in the old west. Every time those dude walk in the bar they're like "Wiskey..." and just down a shot, then talk whoever then another shot and so on and so on....yuck

[tracky]

I've only ever done shots once in my life, and I ralphed, so I never did it again. Tequilla with the lemon and salt thing, it was. I think I did a few too many. I'm beer or bourban & coke man now, when I do drink.

[Tzar]

AHAHAH! what a noob.

[tracky]

:p

It probably would've been a good idea to have the milk before the whiskey, that lines your stomach and stops the alchohol being absorbed so quick

[Mcmac]

i didnt know that

[Humiliation]

AHAHAH! what a noob.
yeah i know :p

I could always poke fun at the fact you're a virgin

[Rancid_Beasties]

In Australia drinking ability is just about as important as picking up ability. And seeing as you would seem to have neither drinking ability, nor picking up ability, you're pretty much fucked ;)

Scotch is great straight, you have to get used to it though. Bourbon is really only good for mixing, unless you get some bakers beam or something, but then you may aswell just get some chivas regal 12 year old or a single malt 8 year old scotch. Anyway its all an acquired taste and I am only just acquiring it myself.

I only do shots of tequila and vodka. Doing shots of scotch is a waste because it can actually have a very good taste (once acquired), and doing shots is really only gonna get you wasted.

[Rock]

Scotch is great straight.
You're damn skippy. Talisker, Balvenie, and Laphroaig. Respek. Some prefer it with a drop of water or an ice cube, but I say give it to me neat.
Slow and steady sipping is the way to go.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You're damn skippy. Talisker, Balvenie, and Laphroaig. Respek. Some prefer it with a drop of water or an ice cube, but I say give it to me neat.
Slow and steady sipping is the way to go.
When I say straight, yeah i generally mean with ice. And occasionally some water/soda water.

[ms.peachy]

In the future, avoid drinking things you can't spell.

[Freebasser]

Maybe he/she is too drunk to spell?

[ms.peachy]

I should imagine it's probably written on the bottle.

Unless maybe it's really really cheap stuff and they couldn't afford the extra letter.

[ms.peachy]

I've only ever done shots once in my life, and I ralphed, so I never did it again. Tequilla with the lemon and salt thing, it was. I think I did a few too many. I'm beer or bourban & coke man now, when I do drink.
I'm guessing no one's ever told you before that whiskey and bourbon are actually the same thing, just from different places.

[Nuzzolese]

God, I love Bourbon. Maker's Mark is good. Southern Comfort is good. It just depends on how it's made, that determines if it is a Bourbon whiskey, correct? Although it started in Bourbon County, Kentucky, any whiskey made with 51% corn or something like that, is bourbon. Most Bourbons are made in Kentucky. So not all whiskey is bourbon whiskey.

For example, Jack Daniels is technically not Bourbon.

[Rock]

Southern Comfort, vomit, and a taco bell bathroom have totally ruined most bourbons for me.

[Nuzzolese]

At some point I have vomited up every kind of drink I've ever had, if you classify type as beer or the kinds of liquor. But I still go back. Give it time and it will soon be good again.

[Rock]

At some point I have vomited up every kind of drink I've ever had, if you classify type as beer or the kinds of liquor. But I still go back. Give it time and it will soon be good again.
Its been 12 years and I still feel a little ill when I smell it. But I've never had that problem with any other liquors.
Maybe since it was the first time I ralphed from drinking has something to do with it...

[wanton wench]

i have not been able to drink rum for 7 years!
or my favorite wine (mark west pinot noir) for 3 years!

[abcdefz]

I was always a whiskey man.


Old Bushmill's is good stuff.

Have any of you ever had Black Bush? Holy smokes -- that stuff is amazing.





























































....dang. It's been a long time.

[abcdefz]

For what it's worth: cheap liquor is always best in mixed drinks. If all you've got is Old kentucky, put it in some cola, for pete's sake.

[Rock]

I haven't had Black Bush, but I did try some Fighting Cock Bourbon. Where do they come up with these names??

[Nuzzolese]

Kentucky and Ireland.

[synch]

You're damn skippy. Talisker, Balvenie, and Laphroaig. Respek. Some prefer it with a drop of water or an ice cube, but I say give it to me neat.
Slow and steady sipping is the way to go.
Laphroaig is an aquired taste.

I aquired it ;)

I usually drink it with a glass of water next to it.

Black Bush has been my favourite for a long time.

edit: I hadn't read atoz's post when I posted this, heh.

[ToucanSpam]

Fireball is gross.

[paul jones]

In the future, avoid drinking things you can't spell.


that's the first thing I noticed (y)

[synch]

What is fireball?

[ToucanSpam]

What is fireball?
Fireball Brand Whisky.

[Lindsey_1535]

You all need to have a prairie fire.

[ToucanSpam]

You all need to have a prairie fire.
Those are gay.

[Lindsey_1535]

You face is gay!!! :mad: :(

[ToucanSpam]

You face is gay!!! :mad: :(
Whatever tramp.

[voltanapricot]

I enjoy Southern Comfort whiskey and lemonade.

[Freebasser]

Spirits schmirits.

[ToucanSpam]

I enjoy Southern Comfort whiskey and lemonade.
wikkid.

Soco is great.

[synch]

Southern Comfort doesn't belong in a whiskey thread.

No seriously.

[Freebasser]

Thread schmead.

[synch]

Freebasser freeschmasser.

[ToucanSpam]

Southern Comfort doesn't belong in a whiskey thread.

No seriously.
My ass and your face is what belongs.

[Freebasser]

*raises finger*

*draws breath*

bah :(

[voltanapricot]

Southern Comfort doesn't belong in a whiskey thread.

:(

[ToucanSpam]

It's all aces in my book.

Except beer from North America..it's pants....did I use that right Freebasser?

[Freebasser]

Yeah, but you spelled Freebasser incorrectly :/

[voltanapricot]

I'd say "naff" is better fitting the context.

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah, but you spelled Freebasser incorrectly :/
I corrected it, puffin junk.

[ToucanSpam]

I'd say "naff" is better fitting the context.
....I forgot you were British too. For some reason I think you are from Wales....

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Rye and Cokes are my drink.

Mmmm, Friday's here, better make it a double!

[Freebasser]

I'd say "naff" is better fitting the context.

Seriously, who says naff any more anyway? That's so unhip, Daddy-o.

[Nuzzolese]

we would so let you into our country for a month of freeloading so don't badmouth our cheap beer.

[voltanapricot]

....I forgot you were British too. For some reason I think you are from Wales....
You do know Wales is part of Britain?

[Freebasser]

....I forgot you were British too. For some reason I think you are from Wales....

*cough* Wales is part of Britain *cough*

[ToucanSpam]

we would so let you into our country for a month of freeloading so don't badmouth our cheap beer.
I would piss in a glass and provide a more satisfying drink.

[voltanapricot]

Seriously, who says naff any more anyway? That's so unhip, Daddy-o.
I do! Alright, how about "some beers are so proper un-bo".

[ToucanSpam]

*cough* Wales is part of Britain *cough*

You do know Wales is part of Britain?

Well.


*sits down, shuts up*

[Freebasser]

I do! Alright, how about "some beers are so proper un-bo".

Bodacious!

[Nuzzolese]

I would piss in a glass and provide a more satisfying drink.

and entertainment for us

[Freebasser]

Well.


*sits down, shuts up*

I swear I've told you this before, but I digress...

England + Scotland + Wales = Britain
Britain + Northern Ireland = UK

Capische?

[voltanapricot]

I prefer English, although being half Irish I suppose I am British. Eitherway...

[ToucanSpam]

I swear I've told you this before, but I digress...

England + Scotland + Wales = Britain
Britain + Northern Ireland = UK

Capische?
This is in fact the second time youve explained the confusery of your 'country'. My bad.


Anyways, how is Beck?

[Freebasser]

Buggered if I know.

She's sleeping in a tent at Stupid's house or something.

[ToucanSpam]

Buggered if I know.

She's sleeping in a tent at Stupid's house or something.
Sounds fun. Why arent you there?

[Freebasser]

Lesbo-nite.

No boys allowed.

[synch]

:(
Oh no offence, to each their own, but it's horrible :D

Kidding aside, it's more of a liqueur in my opinion :)

[ToucanSpam]

HLA twice a day.


So, I made a stupid mistake in my Premiership team Aidan....Im embarrassed to say that I did not wait until the end of the week to change my team, so I earned like NOTHING after one day.... :o

[synch]

My ass and your face is what belongs.
In separate posts though.

[Freebasser]

Pfffft... Canadians.

[ToucanSpam]

Pfffft... Canadians.
CANADIENS


only fruity people from the praries spell it with an 'a'. We true Canucks spell it with an 'e'.

[SobaViolence]

AHAHAH! what a noob.

[Freebasser]

CANADIENS


only fruity people from the praries spell it with an 'a'. We true Canucks spell it with an 'e'.

Who invented your language? :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

Who invented your language? :mad:
The French and English when they decided to stop shooting eachother and make babies.

[SobaViolence]

he got confused


he thought he was french-canadian...

[ToucanSpam]

he got confused


he thought he was french-canadian...
I'm actually more French than french-canadian.

[Lindsey_1535]

HEY IM FROM THE PRAIRIES!! :mad:

[Freebasser]

So at least someone here is Candian.

[ToucanSpam]

HEY IM FROM THE PRAIRIES!! :mad:
You know the praries are gay. You know it.

[ToucanSpam]

So at least someone here is Candian.

NO.

There are 'Canadians' though. ;)

[Lindsey_1535]

OK WAIT!!
At least I know how to spell colour correctly. Even if I can't spell all the other words at least I got that one Mr. Color.
U!! A U!! silly east coast.

[ToucanSpam]

OK WAIT!!
At least I know how to spell colour correctly. Even if I can't spell all the other words at least I got that one Mr. Color.
U!! A U!! silly east coast.

C-O-L-O-U-R.


It just sounds gayer....sorry, but you're ghey.

[Freebasser]

Oh you.

Get it? ;)

[ToucanSpam]

FINE


IT'S C-O-L-O-U-R.


But the praries are STILL gay.

[Freebasser]

Agreed. Especially that little house.

God that show was soul destroying.

[SobaViolence]

in some other thread you said you were technically english


moron...

[ToucanSpam]

in some other thread you said you were technically english


moron...
loosen up shithead this is a joke thread.

[ToucanSpam]

Agreed. Especially that little house.

God that show was soul destroying.
:mad: :mad: :mad:

You have re-opened a channel of anger in me. Fuck that show was pants.

[Lindsey_1535]

The praries are cool. SHhhhh :mad:

:(

[ToucanSpam]

The praries are cool. SHhhhh :mad:

:(
They suck.


But it's ok. You still rock my world. :o

[Freebasser]

wold?

[ToucanSpam]

cock me arse.

[cookiepuss]

I think whiskey is an aquired taste. I love burbons and ryes. Manhattans use to be my drink of choice when ever i went out because I could get a nice buzz off just one.

however, I went through a difficult break up once (ok well there have been a few) and was drinking recklessly so before I knew it I had drank half a bottle of Old Overholt Rye, and suddenly I was puking all over my bedroom floor. luckily a friend was at my house with me and took care of me, cause I completely lost all ability to function. the hangover lasted a day and a half.

since then my whiskey consumption has dwindled a bit. a lot actually.

still love a quality manhattan though. (y)

[voltanapricot]

I'm actually more French than french-canadian.
In Anouks thread you said you were practically English. It's okay to be Canadian you know, oops, I mean Canadien.

[ms.peachy]

God, I love Bourbon. Maker's Mark is good. Southern Comfort is good. It just depends on how it's made, that determines if it is a Bourbon whiskey, correct? Although it started in Bourbon County, Kentucky, any whiskey made with 51% corn or something like that, is bourbon. Most Bourbons are made in Kentucky. So not all whiskey is bourbon whiskey.

For example, Jack Daniels is technically not Bourbon.
All bourbons are a form of whiskey.

Not all whiskeys are bourbon.

All ryes are whiskey.

Not all whiskeys are ryes.

Basically, it's about the distillation process and the extracted product: those are all essentially the same. What differs is the grain used to create the 'sourmash.'

[CrankItUp!]

Anyone who can tolerate the taste of whiskey - can acquire a taste for some fine malt liquor . At least with beer , you can keep count of how many you've had - while drinking whiskey can get out of control eventually. And if your head starts to spin - you're fucked ! If at a party and you need to throw up and can't make it outside or to a bathroom quick - just let it rip on somebody near you who deserves it most ! (y)

[synch]

If you are in a bar you can't get out of control with whiskey. You are broke before becoming anywhere near properly drunk.

Or is that just me? :(

[Sarky Devotchka]

when I'm on a plane, I drink scotch on the rocks. it's classy.

[CrankItUp!]

If you are in a bar you can't get out of control with whiskey. You are broke before becoming anywhere near properly drunk.

Or is that just me? :(
Yeah and the first broad who flirts with you wanting you to buy her a drink has a husband there who is too busy shooting pool to notice at first. I wised up with how to handle that scenario a long time ago , " You wan't me to buy you a drink ? Why don't YOU buy ME a fucking drink instead ? " That gets rid of the whore and you getting your ass kicked other wise real fast ! ;)

[Rancid_Beasties]

If you are in a bar you can't get out of control with whiskey. You are broke before becoming anywhere near properly drunk.

Or is that just me? :(
Its true, basic spirits are usually 7 bucks, with or without coke/other soft drinks. So after 10, you are like 50% drunk, and yet you've burnt through 70 bucks :eek: (australian dollars, about 50 US)

And also, I totally agree with you on the southern comfort...it really is just a liquer, much like Wild Turkey Honey Liquer. I find both sickly sweet. Anyway, why would you need a sweeter whiskey than bourbon? Whats the point, you may aswell just buy some kahlua or something.

[Mcmac]

:confused: