could you imagine if I was an admin/mod?

[Qdrop]

jesus....would anyone stay on my board?

i'd probably get so fuckin drunk with power.

i'd have a "required debate" rule....where no thread could go more than 1 page without someone debating or arguing...or else i delete it.

"mandatory insult/brow beating hour"

everyone must at use least 2 multi-quotes per post...or i ban them.

it probably turn into an online message board version of ancient Rome with the gladiator ampitheaters....
force 2 members to argue....then, at the end...everyone starts voting which one should be banned..thumbs up, thumbs down.


i don't know why this occurred to me.

[Nuzzolese]

get over yourself

[TAL]

Why don't you create a message board and find out?

[kll]

well, i guess it's a good thing that the "nicer" people such as myself, mbg, heiress, psy, dr. deaf, bitcha, etc. were all mods instead...

[tracky]

Technically I'm an admin of these boards (http://boodizm.net/forums), being my website and all, but I rarely even visit it these days. let me know if you see anything untowards there.

[Qdrop]

get over yourself

that's what i keep tellin myself...

[DroppinScience]

well, i guess it's a good thing that the "nicer" people such as myself, mbg, heiress, psy, dr. deaf, bitcha, etc. were all mods instead...

I miss them as mods. :(

[Bob]

i'd stick around, but i'd do alot of complaining about how much the board sucks

[cosmo105]

well, i guess it's a good thing that the "nicer" people such as myself, mbg, heiress, psy, dr. deaf, bitcha, etc. were all mods instead...
you and steger..."nice"? HAHAHAHA

[DipDipDive]

You'd promptly ban me, I'm sure.

[cosmo105]

You'd promptly ban me, I'm sure.
yeah same here probably. whatever, we'd start our own board. no boys allowed, unless they give good massages.

[Freebasser]

Shit, I'd be the first to be banned, and I give really bad massages too :(

[DipDipDive]

yeah same here probably. whatever, we'd start our own board. no boys allowed, unless they give good massages.

And if a person talked shit about a certain forum on our board and denounced the cliquey shit and then participated in it a few months later, we'd kick them in the shins and fart on them when they're down.

[roosta]

meh, lifes too short to imagine a hypothetical message board situation

[DipDipDive]

meh, lifes too short to imagine a hypothetical message board situation

But do you give good massages?

[cosmo105]

And if a person talked shit about a certain forum on our board and denounced the cliquey shit and then participated in it a few months later, we'd kick them in the shins and fart on them when they're down.
can we give titty twisters?

[DipDipDive]

can we give titty twisters?

Naturally.

[Freebasser]

but youre cute, so you would stay just for fixture reasons.

Danke :D

[roosta]

But do you give good massages?

im the foot fuckin' master....

[cosmo105]

yeah, you could stay, Aid. but you'd have to wear a french maid costume and serve us drinks and candy.

[DipDipDive]

im the foot fuckin' master....

hahaha (y)

[Freebasser]

Who wants pear drops?

[cosmo105]

footrubs? you're in for life.

i'll take a cherry cigar. thanks. *ass slap*

[Qdrop]

i wouldn't outright ban anyone.

i would just force you to fight for SURVIVAL! MWAAHAAHHAHAAH!

freebasser wants to stay....and so does DDD?

then you must debate to the death on a topic of my choosing!!

[Freebasser]

That's fookin' kinky fer sure.

EDIT - What Cosmo said, not Qdrop :/

[DipDipDive]

then you must debate to the death on a topic of my choosing!!

Let's do this.

*gives Freebasser the greasy eyeball*

[Qdrop]

And if a person talked shit about a certain forum on our board and denounced the cliquey shit and then participated in it a few months later, we'd kick them in the shins and fart on them when they're down.

what are you alluding to, you little midget....

[cosmo105]

i'll take the Pro side of the Slip-N-Slide debate.

[DipDipDive]

what are you alluding to, you little midget....

You, puffy jowls.

Oh, and farting on the defenseless.

[Nuzzolese]

what are you alluding to, you little midget....

You've become what you hate?

[Qdrop]

Let's do this.

*gives Freebasser the greasy eyeball*

seriously?

BANK!


okay.....whenever Freebasser is ready...

[DipDipDive]

seriously?

BANK!


okay.....whenever Freebasser is ready...

He's fetching that pear drop for cosmo. He'll be back in a minute.

[cosmo105]

"pear drop" = code for "lap dance"

[Freebasser]

Ok I'm done lapdancing.

Let the debate commence.

[ToucanSpam]

If QDrop was an admin, I would not exist. Simple as that.


Point in favor of Q.

[Qdrop]

You, puffy jowls.



"i'll make you an offer you can't refuse..."



i've been practicing.

[synch]

Pffff, you couldn't handle being a mod.

[Qdrop]

You've become what you hate?
where have i heard that before?

[cosmo105]

your nightmares?

[Qdrop]

Ok I'm done lapdancing.

Let the debate commence.

okay.

DDD vs. Freebasser

topic: egotistical nationalism

DDD: must defend stance that Brits are way more fuckin snotty then americans

Freebasser: not true, you can't GET anymore egotistical and emotionally masturbitory then Americans and their jingoism.

[Qdrop]

*yawn*

whatsa matter?

not enough attention thrown your way?

wanna play too?

[cosmo105]

like DDD would ever debate for the American side. duh.

[DipDipDive]

Hmmmm...

I can't really debate this matter informatively because I've only met 2 British people in my life and have never actually been to Britain, but for fear that I'll get banned, I'll give it a whirl anyways.

You think you get the "get out of being a tool" free card just because you have pleasant sounding accents and tall buses? HA! FOOLS! You suck just as much as we do but your dental hygiene is exponentially worse. Bite on that, Brits!!!!!!

I did my best. :o

[DipDipDive]

like DDD would ever debate for the American side. duh.

haha yeah.

[Qdrop]

like DDD would ever debate for the American side. duh.

sigh*

fine.

topic: men vs. women. who uses who more?

i want jaded, catty, personal attacks!

GO!

[cosmo105]

we do. next topic.

[Qdrop]

shut up unibrow


prove it.



as least i'm not ashamed of my appearance.


"cankles"...

[Qdrop]

we do. next topic.

HAHAHAH!!!


yeah.

[cosmo105]

chackles? uh, he was talking about cankles.

[DipDipDive]

*chackles back*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh man. I bet your hair is pretty wind blown right now seeing as how Q's comment flew right over your head at a pretty rapid speed.

[Freebasser]

i too, have yet to visit your fair country.

Sorry, sorry... did I say fair? I meant Unfair. Biased. Predjudiced. Opinionated. *opens thesaurus*

Bigoted, discriminatory... blameworthy... is that even a word?

Anyway, yeah. You didn't have the battle of Hamburger Hill because the hill looked like a Hamburger. The truth is that even during the Vietnam War, all your country could think about was McfuckingDonalds. Isn't that right America, or should I say FATmerica?

You people should be ashamed.
















Oreos are ok though.

[DipDipDive]

REBUTTAL:

Simon Cowell represents you Brits pretty well. He possesses a massive superiority complex which he packed away in his carry on and brought with him across the pond to make a buck.

[cosmo105]

i'll never forget the first time i saw a pair of cankles. it was seriously like her calves just connected to her feet. *shudder*

[Freebasser]

Hey at least we thought of Simon Cowell first.

*burn*

[Qdrop]

you're debating for me!!!



I LOVE YOU ALL!


I WAS WRONG ABOUT ALL OF YOU!












buuuuut....i still hate you fuckers.
*kisses*

[DipDipDive]

I want to change my username to crusty cankles.

[cosmo105]

what a freakin chick

[Qdrop]

i'll never forget the first time i saw a pair of cankles. it was seriously like her calves just connected to her feet. *shudder*

it's not natural.

i swear....it's not.

[DroppinScience]

buuuuut....i still hate you fuckers.


So, you're TurdBerglar??

[dave790]

get over yourself