Lost in Translation (not the movie)

[Nuzzolese]

You guys post a small anecdote, limerick, joke, whateverthefuck

I'll translate it into various languages and then re-translate it into English and post it...

[adam_f]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

[Nuzzolese]

English - Italian - English

Mama di Yo therefore stupid that its mind hardly puts the lipstick on its head to trick.

[voltanapricot]

Your face looks like a pig that's just eaten a bunch of pissed on nettles.

[Nuzzolese]

English - Japanese - English

Your surface bee bundle cover that' where you can eat the pissed* with the Like S it is visible.

*"pissed" never translated

[voltanapricot]

Golly that's a mouthful.

[Nuzzolese]

English - German - English

Golly, which is a mouthful

[ms.peachy]

A Jewish grandmother is standing on the beach, watching her young grandchild play at the edge of the water.

Suddenly, a big wave washes up and sweeps the child out to sea.

The grandmother starts wailing "Oh Gott in himmel, how can you do this to me, my only grandchild and me an old woman who has suffered so much, oy vey, how can you do this, what have I done" and carries on like so for several minutes.

Finally God says "All right! Enough with the whining already!" and another huge wave washes the child back ashore, dazed and spluttering, but essentially unharmed.

God says to the grandmother, "Happy now?"

She rolls her eyes, points to the child's head and says "He had a hat."

[voltanapricot]

This is like the Shadow game where you really can't say a thing without it being repeated. :(

[Matt]

your face is so ugly, it makes me want to shout "Dear God, you're ugly!"

[rirv]

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, for y'all have knocked her up.

[Matt]

This is like the Shadow game where you really can't say a thing without it being repeated. :(

or like playing telephone.

[Nuzzolese]

A Jewish grandmother is standing on the beach, watching her young grandchild play at the edge of the water.

Suddenly, a big wave washes up and sweeps the child out to sea.

The grandmother starts wailing "Oh Gott in himmel, how can you do this to me, my only grandchild and me an old woman who has suffered so much, oy vey, how can you do this, what have I done" and carries on like so for several minutes.

Finally God says "All right! Enough with the whining already!" and another huge wave washes the child back ashore, dazed and spluttering, but essentially unharmed.

God says to the grandmother, "Happy now?"

She rolls her eyes, points to the child's head and says "He had a hat."


English - Portuguese - English

A grandmother jewish is being in the beach, giving attention its new game of grandchild in the edge of the water.

Suddenly, a great wave is washed above and sweeps it child for is to the sea. Grandmother starts "Oh lamenting Gott in himmel, as they can you make me this, mine only grandchild and I an old woman who suffers thus very, vey oy, as you can make this, what she has done I" and she continues as thus per diverse minutes.

Finally the god says "all for the right! Sufficient with complaining of already " e one another enormous wave washes the back part of the child in land, dazed and spluttering, but essentially unharmed. The god says the grandmother, "happy now" He rolls its eyes, the points to the head of the child and say that "he had a hat."

[Nuzzolese]

This is like the Shadow game where you really can't say a thing without it being repeated. :(

English - Greek - English

This is as the game of shades where you really cannot say a thing without that is repeated: (

[Nuzzolese]

your face is so ugly, it makes me want to shout "Dear God, you're ugly!"

English Korean English

By your mask extremely it is ugly, it " the shoes which is valuable, you it shouts and am ugly in I where becomes the cause! "

[ms.peachy]

English Korean English

By your mask extremely it is ugly, it " the shoes which is valuable, you it shouts and am ugly in I where becomes the cause! "
definitely my favourite so far!

[Nuzzolese]

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, for y'all have knocked her up.

English Spanish English

The Earth of the mother disturbs for the third time, because y'all has pressed it for above.

[monkey]

wow, my eyes are all swelled up and my head is pounding, so im all drugged up and now i cant function my brain.

[Nuzzolese]

wow, my eyes are all swelled up and my head is pounding, so im all drugged up and now i cant function my brain.

English Russian English

Anything to itself, my eyes all everything to upwards and my main strikes; therefore it completely data narcotics upwards and now I decline function my brain.

[wanton wench]

all your lies will cross your eyes!

[Nuzzolese]

all your lies will cross your eyes!


you know, some things are really easy to translate into other languages and it's not that funny. (n)

[wanton wench]

you know, some things are really easy to translate into other languages and it's not that funny. (n)
so are you saying this one translated was not funny? :confused:

if so, how about this one

killing for peace is like screwing for virginity!

[Nuzzolese]

so are you saying this one translated was not funny? :confused:

if so, how about this one

killing for peace is like screwing for virginity!

English - French - English

therefore you say that this one translated were not you you strange? so yes, it as you would say that this one slaughters it for peace is as embraces it for virginity!

[Matt]

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl


All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm


Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable


All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

[Nuzzolese]

Wow. this one got butchered.

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl


All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm


Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable


All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

English German English

Words such as act of violence break the peace come, colliding inside into my small world, which is painful to me, do not perforate to the right by me can not you OH- understand my small girl

Everything, which I wished at all all I at completely necessities, is in my arms of words, it to damage can only much is not here necessary

Vows tons spoken broken feelings acres words acres intensively amusing it tons remain trivially does pain OF words in look for A way acres senseless and forgetable

Everything, which I wished at all all I at completely necessities, is in my arms of words, it to damage can only much is not here necessary

[Matt]

English German English

Words such as act of violence break the peace come, colliding inside into my small world, which is painful to me, do not perforate to the right by me can not you OH- understand my small girl

Everything, which I wished at all all I at completely necessities, is in my arms of words, it to damage can only much is not here necessary

Vows tons spoken broken feelings acres words acres intensively amusing it tons remain trivially does pain OF words in look for A way acres senseless and forgetable

Everything, which I wished at all all I at completely necessities, is in my arms of words, it to damage can only much is not here necessary


Oh how I cannot wait until the next Depeche Mode Karoke night!

[Qdrop]

this thread shows why Global Unity is impossible.....
how saddening...

[Nuzzolese]

this thread shows why Global Unity is impossible.....
how saddening...

English Chinese English

This thread had demonstrated why the global unity isn't not
impossible..... How feels badly...