I've been walking around all day...

[Freebasser]

...with a sizeable shard of glass buried in my toe.

Neat (y)

Ok... when's my toe gonna drop off from infection? Taking all bets!

[Matt]

do you need me to suck out the infection?

wink.

[Stupid]

You shall be cutting it off today.

[adam_f]

Yeah, well, I bet, yeah, that you get infections from KISSING! COOTIES!

[Freebasser]

I've never kissed a coyote in my life! :mad:

[wanton wench]

i'll bet you a guinness that it is infected by tomorrow night

and then i'll bet you another guinness that you end up chopping if off cause your in so much pain and sick to death of not being able to walk, this will happen by the end of the weekend. (sunday night)

[Freebasser]

I don't even want to lose my toe, so why would I want to get legless? :p

[TonsOfFun]

^Les Dennis joke book never fails (y)

[wanton wench]

get legless? :confused:
i was talking about cutting your toe off.

or is that a term for getting drunk!
if it is
and two guinnesses get you drunk, then i dont think we need to be drinking together :p

[Freebasser]

Legless is indeed a term for being pissed out of your noggin.

Oh, and one time I had 8 Guinnesses and I still got home.

I'm that good (y)

[wanton wench]

ok your :cool:

you can sit at my table!