Who do you have a crush on here?

[DandyFop]

I know this has been done ten billion times. So fuck you!

I have a crush on Nuzz.

[ToucanSpam]

I have zero crushes.

[bigblu89]

Not crushin' on anyone, but I do have a short list of BBMB hotties.

[DandyFop]

Ok bigblu give us that at least.

[Echewta]

I have a crush on someones mind here. Thats about it.

[ToucanSpam]

I have a crush on someones mind here. Thats about it.
I know its me.

[TAL]

Yes I do.

[ToucanSpam]

.........ok I don't have a crush persay, but I might as well say that yeah, there's a girl.

[Echewta]

its not you

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Nuzz and hitmonlee....


...all based purely on the photos I've seen.
Hot (y)

[DandyFop]

names people. Or hints.

[beastieangel01]

you are all homos.

[ToucanSpam]

I dont think you need a hint.

[bigblu89]

Hint #1:

The list is 5 people long.

Hint#2

They are all female.

[CrankItUp!]

I hope your crush isn't on a few then - cause "they" already have the big head as it is ! (n)

[cj hood]

i'm not a player, i just crush a lot!

[kll]

Hint #1:

The list is 5 people long.

Hint#2

They are all female.

chicken shit

[bigblu89]

chicken shit

Nah, just feel like being a prick about things.

[kll]

Nah, just feel like being a prick about things.
chicken prick

[synch]

I kinda like someone on here but it's a secret.

It's not freebasser.

I'm over him :(

[Nuzzolese]

I know this has been done ten billion times. So fuck you!

I have a crush on Nuzz.


:D

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzz and hitmonlee....


...all based purely on the photos I've seen.
Hot (y)

go to hell

[ToucanSpam]

no one wants to ask me........ :(

[bigblu89]

Many girls here are very beatiful, in fact, painfully so. But as always, I am not saying any names because it may make them feel uncomfortable. But hey ladies, I love you all.


Exactly. Except the pain part. That's why I'm leaving my list to myself.

As a married man, telling people you know strictly from the internet that they are good looking is kinda creepy.

[kll]

The thread question asks WHO do you have a crush on here, not DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? don't fuckin' post if you aren't gonna name names... answer the bloody question people. People don't post their photos on the internet if they are afraid of creepy people.

[ToucanSpam]

I have a mammoth sized crush on Lindsey. :o

[TAL]

I'm not telling you.

[Freebasser]

Some tart called Becky :/

[bigblu89]

The thread question asks WHO do you have a crush on here, not DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? don't fuckin' post if you aren't gonna name names... answer the bloody question people. People don't post their photos on the internet if they are afraid of creepy people.

Damn girl, If I add you to my list will you ease up a little?

[Echewta]

too many sweet tarts give me headaches.

[kll]

Damn girl, If I add you to my list will you ease up a little?
no. i don't need any courtesy adds. thanks. :)

[NurfBallJeaneus]

go to hell

wow, go to hell.....do you take all compliments this well?

[beastieangel01]

^maybe if you had a crush on her because of her personality, too, she'd be nicer to you.

[bigblu89]

no. i don't need any courtesy adds. thanks. :)

It's ok, you were already on it. :)

But I'll bump you up a spot if you stop cussing.

[Lindsey_1535]

I have a crush on Patt.
And this feels like we are having a slumber party.

[CrankItUp!]

With a reply like that - they don't fucking deserve the praise. (n)

[NurfBallJeaneus]

^maybe if you had a crush on her because of her personality, too, she'd be nicer to you.

I've never talked with her....so I can only base my selection on her photo. Not to say she doesn't have a great personality....I just don't know her.

[Echewta]

This post isn't going to come out with big suprises or life changing shockers. Nice try dandy :cool:

[NurfBallJeaneus]

With a reply like that - they don't fucking deserve the praise. (n)

Who says go to hell when they're told they're hot?

[Freebasser]

Maybe "hot" is the wrong word?

It suggests an air of stripperyness, don'tcha'think?

[beastieangel01]

This post isn't going to come out with big suprises or life changing shockers. Nice try dandy :cool:

hehehe

[ToucanSpam]

Maybe "hot" is the wrong word?

It suggests an air of stripperyness, don'tcha'think?
If I was gay........

[Echewta]

Are you laughing at me or with me?

[Nuzzolese]

"go to hell" seemed like the most amusing response

[beastieangel01]

Are you laughing at me or with me?

guess (!)

[Freebasser]

"go to hell" seemed like the most amusing response

A stripper would say that...

[Nuzzolese]

mickill, freebasser (SOMEtimes), notorious LOL, that lemmy fag who comes and goes, and Echewta

[Freebasser]

Why only sometimes? :/

[Nuzzolese]

A stripper would say that...

I'm of the feminist belief that a woman doesn't need to be a stripper to empower herself with an air of stripperyness.

[ToucanSpam]

A stripper would say that...
....Aidan, I have a man crush on you. :o


I hope this doesn't affect things, puffin junk.

[Nuzzolese]

Why only sometimes? :/

Because sometimes is better than never.

[Freebasser]

Just watch that the missus doesn't hear you say that ;)

Cheers though :o

[beastieangel01]

amad
sheeris
conner
viedpipdid

damn it, no anagrams for this one: tulla.

[synch]

stripperyness.
*snicker*

[Nuzzolese]

oh and Norcen now that he's back

[NurfBallJeaneus]

I'm of the feminist belief that a woman doesn't need to be a stripper to empower herself with an air of stripperyness.


Crush over.

[ToucanSpam]

amad
sheeris
conner
viedpipdid

damn it, no anagrams for this one: tulla.
I dont see cantous maps there. :mad:

[Nuzzolese]

Crush over.

ha! wait now I like you

[NurfBallJeaneus]

ha! wait now I like you

Typical woman....can never make up their minds.
:confused:

[bigblu89]

amad
sheeris
conner
viedpipdid

damn it, no anagrams for this one: tulla.

I see no 89 in any of those anagrams.

How sad.

[beastieangel01]

haha.

three of the five are women. I think it's the "I wish we lived closer to each other so I can bug them..ooh I mean, be their best friend" kind of thing that's going on there.

And if I were male I'd probably still feel that way but I would also want to make babies with them or something.

[Echewta]

guess (!)

I'm going to guess laughing at me for the minature golf beating I gave to you.

[beastieangel01]

I'm going to guess laughing at me for the minature golf beating I gave to you.

:mad: (!) :mad: (!) :mad:

[synch]

Typical woman....can never make up their minds.
:confused:
Pffff... amateur. She's pulling the strings.

[ToucanSpam]

haha.

three of the five are women. I think it's the "I wish we lived closer to each other so I can bug them..ooh I mean, be their best friend" kind of thing that's going on there.

And if I were male I'd probably still feel that way but I would also want to make babies with them or something.
I want on your list....or.....am I more of a little brother?

[bigblu89]

OK I'm leaving work now. You can all start putting my name in here without being embarassed, as I probably won't read this thread after today.

[DroppinScience]

For me, it's been...

Heiress
beastieangel
adrockmelanie
misssoulfire

But Melanie (from real life) schools them all. :cool:

[ToucanSpam]

For me, it's been...

Heiress
beastieangel
adrockmelanie
misssoulfire

But Melanie (from real life) schools them all. :cool:
You are still gay. :D


Heiress is like the champ of crushes. She has a huge belt, like the WWF or something. :p :p

[Echewta]

ahaha, aleybee.

[HEIRESS]

ET

[mp-seventythree]

Bitcha

[ToucanSpam]

Bitcha is a real woman. Like a mom and stuff. She knows what she is doing, which is crush worthy. A real woman.

[DipDipDive]

I have a pretty serious crush on Echewta's new avatar. :o

I want to get drunk and talk about hot boys and tasty food with ba01, heiress, dandy, and cosmo. I don't know if I'd classify my feelings towards them as crushes, though.

I might say ET if he wasn't such a flamer. Same goes for The Notorious LOL. And adam f. Fags.

[Echewta]

Girls always want me for my avatar.

[ToucanSpam]

Girls always want me for my avatar.
I think it is the grey hair.

[Echewta]

She was an interesting person...
She use to send the most random pictures. I have a file of them somewhere. She was a square indeed.

[enree erzweglle]

I used to in a way and with multiples but then I realized that they were
mostly insane and that killed the mood. :)

[ToucanSpam]

I used to in a way and with multiples but then I realized that they were
mostly insane and that killed the mood. :)
.....I know.

[monkey]

i have like... 3 boy crushes and 4 girl crushes. and one couple crush.

and some of them crushes HAVE been mentioned already. :cool:

[DandyFop]

The Notorious LOL has been on a few ladie's lists...not a bad choice if I say so myself :cool:

[DipDipDive]

I have a little bit of a crush on Bob, too. :o

[cookiepuss]

Heiress is like the champ of crushes. She has a huge belt, like the WWF or something.

yep, even I've got a big old lesbo crush on her. :o She's just so cute and canadian, and I think we should have a pillow fight or somethin'. :o :o

[ToucanSpam]

yep, even I've got a big old lesbo crush on her. :o She's just so cute and canadian, and I think we should have a pillow fight or somethin'. :o :o
awwwwwwwww cookiepussss




On a side note, Pauli you rule. You are my secret board crush.

[kll]

On a side note, Pauli you rule. You are my secret board crush.


you can't post this and have it be a secret, silly

[ToucanSpam]

you can't post this and have it be a secret, silly
bollocks.

[cookiepuss]

you can't post this and have it be a secret, silly

I won't tell if you won't. :p

[kll]

I won't tell if you won't. :p
I never told anyone about that weekend we spent together, did I?

[cookiepuss]

I never told anyone about that weekend we spent together, did I?

no, but the goat went and opened his big trap and now the entire hen house is talking! I knew we shouldn't have used so much whipped cream!

[kll]

no, but the goat went and opened his big trap and now the entire hen house is talking! I knew we shouldn't have used so much whipped cream!

it had nothing to do with the whipped cream - it was YOUR idea to get a goat involved in the first place... :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

I cant believe you did that behind my back Hagatha....

[kll]

I cant believe you did that behind my back Hagatha....
she said that a goat wouldn't constitute "going behind your back"

[ToucanSpam]

she said that a goat wouldn't constitute "going behind your back"
Who is she? Cookiebitch? She is dead now. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[cookiepuss]

it had nothing to do with the whipped cream - it was YOUR idea to get a goat involved in the first place... :mad:

hey I was drunk. and I thought he said his name was Billy Bob Throton not Billy Bob Goat. honestly, anyone could have made the same mistake under the circustances. :rolleyes:

[Beth]

weird. i searched this thread for my name, and here's the response i got:

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

must be some sort of mistake.

[miss soul fire]

weird. i searched this thread for my name, and here's the response i got:



must be some sort of mistake.


You must be in the secret lists.:D

[tracky]

I try not to form crushes on people here, although i must admit some of the girls make that really difficult...

[ToucanSpam]

weird. i searched this thread for my name, and here's the response i got:



must be some sort of mistake.
Think of it this way Beth.

You're too good for anyone to think about crushing on. (lb)

[The Notorious LOL]

The Notorious LOL

[TurdBerglar]

i've hadn't had a crush in fuckn' years

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah. Theres several girls here I would bone though.

[TurdBerglar]

oh definitely

[DipDipDive]

I think that's what the one night stand thread is for.

[cosmo105]

i wouldn't mind getting DDD very drunk and maybe giving her some roofies in hopes of seeing her nakers.

[BionicEye]

Not a crush but I caught a glimpse of the your video Cosmo, and I used to think you not attractive, but you are in fact quite cute - and I don't know why... as in I usually go for blonde/blue (opposites attract). I think it's your mannerisms or something. It's usually the other way around, but you looked better on video than in pics.

I can't stand kiss asses... I'm gonna regret saying it, but whatever. Enjoy or hate the compliment :D

[cosmo105]

thanks i think :(

[BionicEye]

You're welcome - it was a compliment...

very very cute (y) :)

[DandyFop]

i've hadn't had a crush in fuckn' years

crushes are fun!

[Calimero jr.]

No one. Seriously.

[mp-seventythree]

weird. i searched this thread for my name, and here's the response i got:



must be some sort of mistake.


Same here, although I get that in every thread I look at

[Tzar]

i've hadn't had a crush in fuckn' years
yeah. Theres several girls here I would bone though.
agreed

[synch]

Same here, although I get that in every thread I look at
Ahuh.

Damn popularity threads :(

[Tzar]

what are mannerisms?

[synch]

dictionary.com is your friend! (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mannerisms)

[Tzar]

i knew that!
sorta...

i just wanted someone to say it first so i didn't look like a dweeb.

[Bitchamachacha]

I've had several board crushes in the past...

Mythago (lemmy's Liver)

Sprewell (Drederick Tantum)

ET

Dusty Brain

MOA (Or Lobster whatever he is now)

(I'm leaving this one blank, duh)

Echewta

MP

And the list goes on and on.....

But I don't do board crushes anymore. I haven't since 2004, because they just seem pointless and energy consuming. I'm too old for crushes, and since I doubt I will actually meet anyone from here in real life, it's just, as I'd stated, pointless. :(

[adam_f]

ba01 and pauli. yep.

[Matt]

I've had a few. unrequited, I'm sure.

[Qdrop]

Qdrop






edit: shit, MOA beat me to the "crush on myself thing".
dammit.

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop

Don't be coy/humble, I think it's more than just a little crush

[Qdrop]

Don't be coy/humble, I think it's more than just a little crush

yeah, i want to screw me SO hard....

[avignon]

I kinda like someone on here but it's a secret.

It's not freebasser.

I'm over him :(
I warned you about that bitch. Now she must die.

[DandyFop]

I've had several board crushes in the past...

Mythago (lemmy's Liver)

Sprewell (Drederick Tantum)

ET

Dusty Brain

MOA (Or Lobster whatever he is now)

(I'm leaving this one blank, duh)

Echewta

MP


I approve of this list.

Except Echewta. Who would ever have a crush on that guy?

[ToucanSpam]

I approve of this list.

Except Echewta. Who would ever have a crush on that guy?
Some girls happen to like the gray hair, the experience........*swoon*

[Abe Froman]

and don't forget his sausage.

[CrankItUp!]

Some girls happen to like the gray hair, the experience........*swoon*
Gray hair you say ? Don't even get me started again. But I suppose gray is better than none though.

[DandyFop]

Gray hair you say ? Don't even get me started again. But I suppose gray is better than none though.

amen to that

[ToucanSpam]

I know Pauli's secret boy crush.

[monkey]

I know Pauli's secret boy crush.

come on, everyone knows im secretly in love with freebasser. it's obvious!

[ToucanSpam]

come on, everyone knows im secretly in love with freebasser. it's obvious!
Nope, it's not. I know who it is, does anyone want to know?

[DandyFop]

no.

[ToucanSpam]

no.
That's a lie. You are DYING TO KNOW.

[hpdrifter]

I used to have a crush on Pres Zount. He's hot! But I subsequently found out he is with zorra and that rules so I can no longer crush on him.

[enree erzweglle]

Gray hair you say ? Don't even get me started again. But I suppose gray is better than none though.
I like grey hair on most guys and on some guys, I like that no-hair or
partial-hair look.

[QueenAdrock]

Pres Zount = Joseph? Or maybe I'm confusing a bunch of people.

Either way, I can honestly say I've never had an on-line crush. Attractions, but not enough to want to go out and pursue anything. And no attractions from anyone from this board. Sorry. :(

[ToucanSpam]

Either way, I can honestly say I've never had an on-line crush. Attractions, but not enough to want to go out and pursue anything. And no attractions from anyone from this board. Sorry. :(
<hurt>:(

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe I'm underestimating the term "crush" I just think these people are precious and cute, it doesn't mean I want to go find them and corner them under some mistletoe...if it were Christmastime.

Also Bob.

[monkey]

i actually want to crush them. like, put them in a pressure cell, and have the walls cave in.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by DipDipDive
And adam f. Fags.

I'll admit I have i do like Paul Walker, but c'mon, yo.

[jabumbo]

i think nuzzolese totally dig's the beard

[QueenAdrock]

<hurt>:(


Except for you, but I thought that was so obvious I didn't even need to say anything. ;)

[adrockmelanie]

i kind of had a boardcrush on bob.

and sprewell, of course.
but i think just about everyone did back then.

[paul jones]

freebasser's Big Fat Horse Cock

[beastieangel01]

and sprewell, of course.
but i think just about everyone did back then.


I didn't :/ haha.

I always hear about the supposed board crush of all the wimmins. It's never the ones I dig. Oh well!

[zorra_chiflada]

I used to have a crush on Pres Zount. He's hot! But I subsequently found out he is with zorra and that rules so I can no longer crush on him.

someone else recognises the hotness AND the coolness (y)

[miss soul fire]

Sprewell used to break some hearts here. His first pic was like...wow! And he was so damn mean to the old ladies! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! :D

[Sandinista!]

Spanisbomb808 was a fucking hottie. I'd totally hit the sack with her.

[Spanishbomb808]

Spanisbomb808 was a fucking hottie. I'd totally hit the sack with her.

You flatter me, boyo.

[little j]

sprewell looks like a dirty hippie.

i have crushes on lots of people.

[ToucanSpam]

sprewell looks like a dirty hippie.

i have crushes on lots of people.
spill the beans.

[Medellia]

I gotta admit, Norcen's really cute in his pre-spiky hair picture. Don't know him well enough to crush on him though.

[little j]

mp (love baldys)
atoz (i think just cause he's artsy and writes and stuff)
MOA (cause he's black)
sprewell (i love dirty hippies)
BigBlu (cause he's big dude)
fern (hes hot)
and then there are the chicks man.
queenadrock (my favorite libral)
beastieangel (crystal)
heiress (my favorite canadian)

[ToucanSpam]

heiress (my favorite canadian)
owch.

[little j]

she's old school man

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah. I agree though........to an extent.

[Knuckles]

Daisy
Documad
Venus
Peachy
Bitcha
Dandy
Turd

yes indeed that's a fine list :D

[cosmo105]

girls i'd scissor sister it with:

ddd
heiress
dandy
QoB
nuzz
ba01
venus
if beth wasn't my sister, i'd be all up ons
ruggs
clo's cute and a half, pyt
tulla can rub her boobs on me anyday
god i'm such a dyke sometimes.

seriously, i had a crush on steger for like a year before i even talked to him. and now i get to do him! woo!

[Echewta]

Shower before tomorrow please, ok tnx.

[cosmo105]

i don't want to shower now knowing that you're thinking about me showering.

[Echewta]

MY EYES!!! NO!!!!

[GetYourWarOn]

i'm attracted to all the women on this bb because i know they (presumably) dig teh beasties.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm attracted to all the women on this bb because i know they (presumably) dig teh beasties.

how diplomatic of you. even the ugly ones?

[GetYourWarOn]

how diplomatic of you. even the ugly ones?
:rolleyes:




lol. i've never seen a pic of anyone here, so i can't really answer that. all i know is that the women here are pretty cool and i crush on all of them. (y) :o

[Rancid_Beasties]

:rolleyes:




lol. i've never seen a pic of anyone here, so i can't really answer that. all i know is that the women here are pretty cool and i crush on all of them. (y) :o
Errmm sure shots...family album

Or even the new video post thread

[GetYourWarOn]

Errmm sure shots...family album

Or even the new video post thread

brb

[GetYourWarOn]

ok that family album thread is all red x's.

i want my money back.






edit: and it's 500 pages. jesus.

[monkey]

ba01 and pauli. yep.


dear peoplsssss

i have a crushon adamf and ba01.

i think we should get togetahssss and makebeautiful threesomes.

hahahhahahaha


ok, in real, ihave a little crush on adamf cause he's monica in the boy is mine. word.
imdrunkiue.but i stil wanted to adsmitthat.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Pauli
ok, in real, ihave a little crush on adamf cause he's monica in the boy is mine. word.

I'm just waiting for someone to figure out what that means.

[Tzar]

ok that family album thread is all red x's.

i want my money back.






edit: and it's 500 pages. jesus.
ahahah don't start at page 1 you slapper.

[synch]

I'm just waiting for someone to figure out what that means.
The boy is mine is a Brandy and Monica song. Apparently you are Monica.

If you need any further explanation I'm as stumped as you are, although Monica is black.

[miss soul fire]

I had a major crush on Blighty, but he's gone, baby!
I also had a crush on a-z back in the day...

more to come, maybe...:p

[Rancid_Beasties]

ok that family album thread is all red x's.

i want my money back.






edit: and it's 500 pages. jesus.
You obviously aren't looking at the recent pages (ie go to last page). There are plenty of photos, like 2-3 per page at least.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm just waiting for someone to figure out what that means.
Even I don't know, and I am Pauli's creator.

[mickill]

girls i'd scissor sister it with:

ddd
heiress
dandy
QoB
nuzz
ba01
venus
if beth wasn't my sister, i'd be all up ons
ruggs
clo's cute and a half, pyt
tulla can rub her boobs on me anyday
god i'm such a dyke sometimes.

I wonder if the girls on this message board would dig it if the guy members seriously acted like they'd totally gay out with eachother if they had the chance. Would that be a turn on?

Some hypothetical examples:


I'm DEFINATELY putting the wood to g-mile when we meet up! umph! *humps air ect*

Kid P made total sweet love to my wang last night. Uh-huh yeah! That's right, be jealous!

[HEIRESS]

I really need to find my lesbian prrrr because it seems I'd get alotta female actionne if I took the chance

le mew!

[ToucanSpam]

There's nothing wrong with gaying out with a board member! :D

[mickill]

There's nothing wrong with gaying out with a board member! :D
Yeah, but in your case it'd be sincere at least.

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah, but in your case it'd be sincere at least.
I would agree if I didn't already know I'm not gay.

[DandyFop]

Daisy
Documad
Venus
Peachy
Bitcha
Dandy
Turd

yes indeed that's a fine list :D

Made my day
:o

[mickill]

Made my day
:o
You're like second to last on his list, right before turd. Your day must have been really really sucking or something.

[Beckalina]

There's nothing wrong with gaying out with a board member! :D
A big gay gang bang would give rise to some interesting threads.

But Aidan is not allowed to join in :mad:

[alruggs]

But Aidan is not allowed to join in :mad:
What are you talking about? He'll be the caboose!

CHOO CHOO

[Beckalina]

he gets carried away when we talk about man on man action, I don't want him running off with adam.f

[alruggs]

what if they allow you in on the action? adam_f is pretty cute...

[voltanapricot]

clo's cute and a half, pyt
Golly gosh, cheers. :o

Edit:Just read post properly:

girls i'd scissor sister it with:

Pahahah!

My list is too big by the way. That, and I change my mind all the time. There are many here that are habitual hotties, to list anyway.

[Beckalina]

what if they allow you in on the action? adam_f is pretty cute...
hmmmmm

interesting

is Adam.f into bondage?

[alruggs]

is Adam.f into bondage?
according to the graffiti on the message board bathroom stall he is

[Beckalina]

I wrote that :o

[alruggs]

You put the sad in sadist. :(

[Beckalina]

well, well, you put the cheese in chesse strings




yeah, I am shit at this game :(

[jabumbo]

me, allruggs, and a basket of peaches

[CrankItUp!]

Dude - you'll be so up to your neck with the pussy now. :cool:

[alruggs]

Well, I'm a capricorn. I'm 21 and I have 17 kids. After the seventh, I just started calling them by numbers. I live in a tiny trailer in the muddiest section in town. I own three goats, but one hardly gets any food. So it's like two and a half rather than three. I lost my eye while playing pool. Now I have a glass eye. Swatting cockroaches on the wall is a favourite pasttime of mine. I don't brush my teeth because I believe toothpaste is made out of horse semen. I vote straight republican even if I don't know the guy's position on things because I think the republicans are the best and should be in office and not stupid democrats or independent folks because they smell and look funny. Oh, I watch NASCAR all the time. I record it and watch it later just for kicks.

So, wanna hook up?

You had me at NASCAR. You had me at NASCAR.

[cosmo105]

I wonder if the girls on this message board would dig it if the guy members seriously acted like they'd totally gay out with eachother if they had the chance. Would that be a turn on?
i, for one, would think that would be hot as hell.

[Medellia]

Well, I'm a capricorn. I'm 21 and I have 17 kids. After the seventh, I just started calling them by numbers. I live in a tiny trailer in the muddiest section in town. I own three goats, but one hardly gets any food. So it's like two and a half rather than three. I lost my eye while playing pool. Now I have a glass eye. Swatting cockroaches on the wall is a favourite pasttime of mine. I don't brush my teeth because I believe toothpaste is made out of horse semen. I vote straight republican even if I don't know the guy's position on things because I think the republicans are the best and should be in office and not stupid democrats or independent folks because they smell and look funny. Oh, I watch NASCAR all the time. I record it and watch it later just for kicks.

So, wanna hook up?
Oooooooooooooh, glass eye. FOXY!

[cosmo105]

back off, hoes. norcen likes me best.

[Medellia]

LIES!!! :mad: :mad:

[Pres Zount]

I had a bit of a man crush on freebasser, I guess.

That's all old history, though, and I have moved on.





Sorry Freeeb

[GetYourWarOn]

i had a non sexual crush on paul krugman once. i don't think he posts here though.

[Spanishbomb808]

Sandinista!, like many of you, thought I was a girl. Well guess what, buckaroos... I'm not.

[Documad]

Made my day
:o
Oh, me too! :)

[zorra_chiflada]

I had a bit of a man crush on freebasser, I guess.

That's all old history, though, and I have moved on.





Sorry Freeeb

"had"??
"but of a man crush"??
you wanted to leave me for him :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

i haven't read this thread


has anyone mentioned me?

[Documad]

i haven't read this thread


has anyone mentioned me?
Knuckles did! ;)

[TurdBerglar]

knuckle's back?

[Knuckles]

knuckle's back?
That's the word on the street.

[TurdBerglar]

what? did you kill the wife and kids or something. those two deserved it. trying to dictate a man's wishes to fuck around on his pc.

[Knuckles]

what? did you kill the wife and kids or something. those two deserved it. trying to dictate a man's wishes to fuck around on his pc.
Haaa!

my new sig!

[Rancid_Beasties]

"had"??
"but of a man crush"??
you wanted to leave me for him :mad:
lol "but"...nice Freudian slip there (y) (woulda been better if you had've put two T's :mad: )

[zorra_chiflada]

lol "but"...nice Freudian slip there (y) (woulda been better if you had've put two T's :mad: )

:o

[TurdBerglar]

idiot. your wife and kid aren't dead. i abducted them. your wife is strapped to my bed and i've been fuckn' her in the mouth. your son is cleaning my toilet right now. i'll eventually kill your wife when i become board with the novelty of it all. i won't have to kill your son. he'll commit suicide from the years of trauma after i make my dog mount him and analy rape him.

[Knuckles]

idiot. your wife and kid aren't dead. i abducted them. your wife is strapped to my bed and i've been fuckn' her in the mouth. your son is cleaning my toilet right now. i'll eventually kill your wife when i become board with the novelty of it all. i won't have to kill your son. he'll commit suicide from the years of trauma after i make my dog mount him and analy rape him.
quite possibly your best post!

[TurdBerglar]

im going to bed


any last words to the misses and junior?

[Knuckles]

im going to bed


any last words to the misses and junior?
Just tell them them I'm really enjoying my time on the internet :)

[TurdBerglar]

well they see you online



you should see these damn idiots trying to call out to you. it's really pathetic. i think it's time to gag your wife with my cock again to shut her the fuck up. oddly your son seems to go into some weird transe when it he's in the room while this is happening. he's the smart one. he definitely knows when to shut the fuck up and cooperate. i'll tell him how much daddy loves him.


good night

[Knuckles]

sleep tight Turd

[TurdBerglar]

you're wife is tight, asshole

[enree erzweglle]

idiot. your wife and kid aren't dead. i abducted them. your wife is strapped to my bed and i've been fuckn' her in the mouth. your son is cleaning my toilet right now. i'll eventually kill your wife when i become board with the novelty of it all. i won't have to kill your son. he'll commit suicide from the years of trauma after i make my dog mount him and analy rape him.
Did this story start out with "A man goes into a talent agent and says,
'Have I got an act for you!'"? ...And what do you call this act?

[Medellia]

Fightin' for me. Wow...I'm flattered, but I'd be even more flattered if it were mud wrasslin' and a midget was referee. Yeah, that and some moonshine would be nice.
Mud wrestling? How about chocolate pudding instead? Far yummier than mud. ;)

[Medellia]

Hrmm, not sure if that's something you can teach. You might try using your brain. If that doesn't work I don't know what will. :( :(

[Medellia]

Yep, Brian. Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles*

[Medellia]

*groan*

I try to class this thread up with a little Monty Python and you had to trash it with a Larry the Cable Guy impression. Well I am through, through I say!

[roosta]

i would take all the ladies out to an island and i would give them dresses then choose which one i want in an Average Joe/Joe Millionairre/Paradise Hotel type reality tv game show.

[miss soul fire]

i haven't read this thread


has anyone mentioned me?
There are hidden lists, you know?!:p

Do not worry about that!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

And now for something completely different.
We're back to this again are we?

[TurdBerglar]

Did this story start out with "A man goes into a talent agent and says,
'Have I got an act for you!'"? ...And what do you call this act?


so are you interested in some cock gagging? bring a friend

[TurdBerglar]

There are hidden lists, you know?!:p

Do not worry about that!!


i was just wondering who i could lure into my grip

[enree erzweglle]

so are you interested in some cock gagging? bring a friend
If you mime that out and also throw in something about feces...

[paul jones]

everybody's trying to fuck each other up the ass! :eek:

[avignon]

everybody's trying to fuck each other up the ass! :eek:
so it's a fairly typical Sunday on the bbmb then.....

[Trimm Trabb]

I had a crush on danny. Whatever happened to that weird person?

[DroppinScience]

So what's it gonna take for someone to say my name? :p

[Trimm Trabb]

So what\'s it gonna take for someone to say my name? :p

Danny said he fancied you. He said you had shapely breasts.

[DroppinScience]

Danny said he fancied you. He said you had shapely breasts.

So have I ruined your relationship with Danny? Sorry, Trimm, but they're just so perky. :(

[roosta]

I had a crush on danny. Whatever happened to that weird person?

he got his mickey stuck in a glory hole

[DroppinScience]

Droppin, are you really 22? I always thought of you a bit older.

Indeed, I am 22. I will be 23 in November though. Funny you thought I was older. Usually in real life, people think I'm younger. ;)

[TurdBerglar]

If you mime that out and also throw in something about feces...


i can bring a mime and we can fuck that instead

[TurdBerglar]

everybody's trying to fuck each other up the ass! :eek:


no, just my dog

[icy manipulator]

heiress of course. i mean come on, who doesn't think that girl's hot?? :D

[Medellia]

Indeed, I am 22. I will be 23 in November though. Funny you thought I was older. Usually in real life, people think I'm younger. ;)
Ha! I'm older than you, I'll be 23 in OCTOBER. Nyeh, nyeh. :p :p

[ToucanSpam]

Ha! I'm older than you, I'll be 23 in OCTOBER. Nyeh, nyeh. :p :p
I'm going to be 20 in April..... :o

[Medellia]

everybody's trying to fuck each other up the ass! :eek:
I will fuck noone up the ass. :mad:

I'm ill-equipped for that.

[TurdBerglar]

im gonna be 23 in december


jesus christ im getting fuckn' old

[cosmo105]

you're only 22? huh. i thought you were older.

[TurdBerglar]

i feel like im 16

[cosmo105]

and i feel like i'm 38 :\

[ToucanSpam]

You're 19!? You canadians look much older than you truly are.
Have you seen a picture of me? I look friggin 17.

[ToucanSpam]

Whenever you work at a job, and ou get pulled into the 'guess how old we all are' game, always guess a number, then subtract 10-15 years. Everyone will love you.

[miss soul fire]

Discussing about ages, huh?!:p

My Great grandfather died at 102. He was a very cool indian!

[b-grrrlie]

The best age for your partner is half your age + 7 years. That's what they say for older guys at least. And I think that goes for me as well, I've always been together with/had crushes on guys that fit that criteria. So these days I should date 29 year olds....mmmmm.....

Crushes here? Well, maybe I've had sort of... but we're just friends now...and I ain't still recovered from chachamama hitting me 18 months or so ago...

[ToucanSpam]

Susie: Guess my age.
Frank: 24?
Norcen: You're 11.
Frank: The fuck?

Having second thoughts about Toucanspam's suggestion, he turns to look at Toucan in the other side of the room giving Norcen two (y)'s and having a huge :D on his face. Feeling more confident now with his guess, Norcen turns back to Susie and Frank.

Norcen: Yeah, 11. So wanna go out for a movie later?

Thirty minutes later, Norcen was arrested and fired from his job.
OKay, if they look 20-ish, guess 25 as a default. Yeesh.:D