Who do you find the funniest person(s) on the BBMB?

[ToucanSpam]

hey.

shut up.
You two would make a cute couple.


Just saying.

[Matt]

You two would make a cute couple.


Just saying.

my fist and your face would make a cute couple too.



:cool:

[ToucanSpam]

my fist and your face would make a cute couple too.



:cool:
So, you aren't denying that I'm right? Ok.


I'm already taken. :cool: :cool:

[voltanapricot]

You two would make a cute couple.


Just saying.
Oh my, you're just so March '05, even though people said that about him and Freebasser. Ho hum!

[ToucanSpam]

Oh my, you're just so March '05, even though people said that about him and Freebasser. Ho hum!
Um, I was there for that. I wanted Freebasser then. :(

[Matt]

Oh my, you're just so March '05, even though people said that about him and Freebasser. Ho hum!

he's being very retro.

[ToucanSpam]

We have a new pope?

[Matt]

We have a new pope?

yeah, and he looks like satan.

[DroppinScience]

So I go to sleep and wake up... and THIS is what happened to my thread? :confused:

[Qdrop]

So I go to sleep and wake up... and THIS is what happened to my thread? :confused:


yeah.....sorry about that.


people just make me mad sometimes.

i'll clean it up.

where's the broom.

[ToucanSpam]

So I go to sleep and wake up... and THIS is what happened to my thread? :confused:
hey

cool out.

[Freebasser]

yeah.....sorry about that.


people just make me mad sometimes.

i'll clean it up.

where's the broom.

People make you mad? People make you mad?

You came into this thread and started this shit in order to get other people mad, e.g. me. Don't go and blame other people for the mess you made, you thick fuck.

[Qdrop]

People make you mad? People make you mad?

You came into this thread and started this shit in order to get other people mad, e.g. me. Don't go and blame other people for the mess you made, you thick fuck.

did i mention your resemblance to a potato?

wait...yeah, i did...

sorry.

[Freebasser]

Keep creating more shit, beaver teeth.

Real smooth.

P.S. Change the channel. You'll notice I change my insults regularly to keep things fresh, because I'm clever enough to not go stale.

[Qdrop]

Keep creating more shit, beaver teeth.

Real smooth.

P.S. Change the channel. You'll notice I change my insults regularly to keep things fresh, because I'm clever enough to not go stale.


yeah...but....you know...

you look like a....well...

you know....








potato.









(why are you still responding?)

[Freebasser]

Because with each response you call me a potato head.

And with each potato head insult you look more and more like a complete fucking nerd :D

[DandyFop]

Bahahahah! Freebie! He's never going to stop, ya better just quit while you're....somewhere.

And for the record, I wouldn't have put you on my funniest peeps list either. That's all folks!

[Qdrop]

Because with each response you call me a potato head.

And with each potato head insult you look more and more like a complete fucking nerd :D

so what am i up to now?

MEGA nerd?
MEGA super nerd?











wait...one more time:
you look like a potato.

[Freebasser]

Well seeing as you post on a message board to get your kicks, I'd say you're pretty high up the nerd rankings.

And for the last time - Afronaut made that joke 6 MONTHS AGO.

Are you so brain dead that you can't even come up with your own insult? You are possibly the single most boring person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.

I bet Afro is actually embarrassed to be associated with someone who regurgitates his old jokes for him.

Get a sense of individuality, you fucking moron.

[Qdrop]

Well seeing as you post on a message board to get your kicks, I'd say you're pretty high up the nerd rankings.

And for the last time - Afronaut made that joke 6 MONTHS AGO.

Are you so brain dead that you can't even come up with your own insult? You are possibly the single most boring person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.

I bet Afro is actually embarrassed to be associated with someone who regurgitates his old jokes for him.

Get a sense of individuality, you fucking moron.

wait wait...


hold on....let me get this straight....


umm.....


you DON'T like the potato head jokes?


dude, that just blows my mind....


i mean....wow....

[mickill]

An unbiased perspective:

Can't we all just get along, and not ruin this thread? This thread deserves to be respected. I mean, DroppinScience may not contribute a whole lot of good to this messageboard, but this is among the best threads he's ever started. It might even be the best thread ever. But that's not the point. The point is you people are showing very little regard for this fine thread. Please show some consideration. One of you be the bigger man, please.

By the way, this could have been a thread about the rising cost of yarn and I'd have still felt equallly compelled to make this post. Honestly.

[Freebasser]

Alright, dad.

Do you still want me to wash the car later?

[p-branez]

jesus christ this is gay.

i like kittty cats. they're funny.


meow!

[zippo]

apart from the obvious...
wtf happened to lindsey and alruggs on the lists??

come on now.

and tal and yeti should post more

does anyone else feel stupid naming names like this in these kinds of threads? yea.

[miss soul fire]

If I read more posts I would sure find more people funny. But I can say Echewta which is the obvious one, zippo and Turd...among others.:D

[cookiepuss]

By the way, this could have been a thread about the rising cost of yarn and I'd have still felt equallly compelled to make this post. Honestly.

Hey Mickill, speaking of yarn, did you knit those mittens for your balls yet?

[mickill]

Hey Mickill, speaking of yarn, did you knit those mittens for your balls yet?
How do I even respond to something like this?

No, not yet. Still waiting for the price to drop a bit.

[cookiepuss]

How do I even respond to something like this?

No, not yet. Still waiting for the price to drop a bit.

Hey, let's not forget that I told you not to shave them in the first place.

[paul jones]

Ladysmith Black Mambazo

[alruggs]

apart from the obvious...
wtf happened to lindsey and alruggs on the lists??
Not everybody thinks Baldwin brother references are hilarious. :p

[Maisailana]

Echewta

[roosta]

awww....toucanspam loves freebasser !

clo is the funny too.

[Tzar]

clo is voltane right?!

[roosta]

clo is voltane right?!

yup......for this week anway.....

[Tzar]

yup......for this week anway.....
:D (y)

[voltanapricot]

I'm not funny, I'm just a joke.
yup......for this week anway.....
See!?

[Matt]

how many names have you had now? :p

[voltanapricot]

I've had 3 names now, and yer mammy.

[Beckalina]

I think lots of people are funny on here, particularly the Brits, but being British I would say that.

[voltanapricot]

nevermind.

[Beckalina]

erm isn't there a Scottish dude?

[voltanapricot]

Oh I meant regular posters though, nevermind.

Anyway I think Brits would find other Brits funnier, because we realte to them better culturally.

[Beckalina]

Anyway I think Brits would find other Brits funnier, because we realte to them better culturally.
agreed, so yeah I am gunna throw Paul Jones into the arena

[voltanapricot]

As much as I like Paul, I don't think he's the funniest Brit, but that's just my opinion. I still think Freebasser, I said that earlier in the thread so I'm not just saying it because you're posting at the mo'.

[Beckalina]

yeah I suppose that freebasser is kinda funny

[synch]

In no particular order:

Freebasser
Knuckles
Beckalina
Avignon (hardly unbiased but hey)
Mickill
Turd (in a scary way)
Nuzz
Clo
Lindsey

First that came to mind.

[voltanapricot]

It's because I set that dodgy film quote as my ring tone, isn't it?

I agree withthe Avignon vote, once she posted something like "my brother called me a stupid cunt" and I posted back "That was harsh!" and she replied:"Yeah, I hate being called stupid."

Something like that.

[synch]

I found you funny before finding out we share a bizarre fascination with dodgy movies. I still need a new phone, I want that ringtone dammit :(

I was about to post "yeah, she hates being called stupid, that c.....", but it's really not my style to say those things you know.

[avignon]

I prefer intellectually challenged cunt, if you don't mind.

[CrankItUp!]

Hey, let's not forget that I told you not to shave them in the first place.
You mean you actually let a razor go near down there ? Talk about brave ! :eek:

[Matt]

You mean you actually let a razor go near down there ? Talk about brave ! :eek:

ladies like it. you must have a wild, untamed jungle overgrowth down there if you'd never trimed.

[enree erzweglle]

ladies like it. you must have a wild, untamed jungle overgrowth down there if you'd never trimed.
Oh, some do and when I see it, it's the sort of thing that makes
me freeze cold in my tracks. Get that thing away from me.

I see it all the time at the gym. Very strange when it happens and
stranger still when none of it matches what's on top.

[CrankItUp!]

ladies like it. you must have a wild, untamed jungle overgrowth down there if you'd never trimed.
Trim - yes !/ Shave - no ! (n)

[CrankItUp!]

Fuck - I'm scared of nicking my balls ! And what dude wants to risk a possible nick on the dick ? I'm not that hairy scary anyways.

[Matt]

Fuck - I'm scared of nicking my balls ! And what dude wants to risk a possible nick on the dick ? I'm not that hairy scary anyways.

if you're careful, it's not as dangerous as you think. the "nick on the dick" is an almost nonexistant danger if you're doing it right and are using the right razor.

[CrankItUp!]

I drink maltliquor - remember ? So, I'm accident prone to anything. :(

[Matt]

DO IT SOBER

[synch]

if you're careful, it's not as dangerous as you think. the "nick on the dick" is an almost nonexistant danger if you're doing it right and are using the right razor.
Is there a Gilette Sensor for Balls?

[Matt]

Is there a Gilette Sensor for Balls?

yes.

[ToucanSpam]

yes.
How do you know this?

[synch]

Pay attention man, he shaves them apparently.

[ToucanSpam]

There's nothing like feeling like an eleven year old boy again.

[CrankItUp!]

There's plenty of vaginers out there that need some bush whacking too -ya know ?

[Matt]

How do you know this?

because I own the only one in the world. it's in a glass case, and no, you can't touch it.

I don't shave all the way, I trim. why the fuck do you care?

[voltanapricot]

because I own the only one in the world. it's in a glass case, and no, you can't touch it.
I can't work out if you're talking about the razor or the one testicle.

I'm going with testicle.

[CrankItUp!]

I'm scared of getting razor burn on my balls. :eek: Maybe some talc would help ! Powder the 'ol balls and maybe the cue stick too, for good measure. :cool:

[voltanapricot]

It's called TMI, Betty Swallocks.

[CrankItUp!]

Never heard of it.

[synch]

I don't have to explain Betty Swallocks to you... right?

[CrankItUp!]

yes.

[synch]

Hmmm... might be a continental english thing :D

Clo, I'll leave this to you!


Hint: Swap the first letters.

[Sandinista!]

I worship at the altar of the pithy and prudent Spanishbomb808; he always tells it like it is, plus he manages to piss on all the ignorant new-music-loving goons.

[CrankItUp!]

Hmmm... might be a continental english thing :D

Clo, I'll leave this to you!


Hint: Swap the first letters.
Aaah! - a nut-sock , right ?

[voltanapricot]

Yes, clever a boy, a nut-sock. In the morning, ring up your local knitwear store and ask for Betty Swallocks. She'll, er, point you in the right direction to getting the nice sort.

:confused:

[CrankItUp!]

That sounds nice. :) But what if I get jock itch from it ?

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know why people go on and have serious arguments/discussions in these kind of threads. i just quickly read through them and scan them for my name, doesn't anyone else do this?
i only like popularity contests as long as i'm winning them. and i'm not winning this one so its gay

[ToucanSpam]

Goodness me....Betty Swallocks....

[CrankItUp!]

Fuck you ! I'm not gay. Your just fucking vain and a pain.

[ToucanSpam]

Fuck you ! I'm not gay. Your just fucking vain and a pain.
:confused:

[CrankItUp!]

:confused:
Not you ! The fucking gypsy bitch.

[ToucanSpam]

Not you ! The fucking gypsy bitch.
If you are talking about Clo, then wowsers. She is pretty nice, I think that was quite rude of you.

If you are talking about zorra, then you must DIE. :mad:

[CrankItUp!]

Bring it on.

[zorra_chiflada]

gypsy :confused:

[ToucanSpam]

I dont understand, I must be missing something....

[zorra_chiflada]

I dont understand, I must be missing something....

you're not the only one!

[ericlee]

Alright you padookas. All these pages of argument and not gettin' to the point of the thread... Sheesh!

Nobody ever mentioned Knuckles? You cant say his photoshop skills haven't made ya'll piss yourself laughing.

Yeti's posts were down right hilarous as well.

I always thought Freebasser is funny too but definitely funny when he does photoshop as well, I mean the yearbook was the shit.

Rythm Fiction is funny as well and Bobby Digital too.

Ok I said my peace

[mickill]

This thread is much better/less gayer than the "new" one.

[Bob]

This thread is much better/less gayer than the "new" one.

this page started with a toucanspam post though, that's a gay point or two

[mickill]

But some might say that the first 3.2 seconds of The Empire Strikes Back were somewhat uneventful. But it certainly picked up from there. Ya know?

[Kid Presentable]

Was this the one where enree was posting from the Euro keyboard?

And all of her posts
had this type of
layout to them.

[mickill]

I dunno man. All I know is that I was the hands down WINNER in this thread. Back when the board still had some class. Ya dig?

[Kid Presentable]

Snickermaltliquor.

[Lyman Zerga]

i would be easily the funniest person if my english wouldnt be so crap

[befsquire]

Back when the board still had some class.
i must have missed that period.

[Kid Presentable]

i would be easily the funniest person if my english wouldnt be so crap
If your English wasn't so crap, you wouldn't be as funny!

[mikizee]

Change the channel, marge

[befsquire]

earlier this evening, i was told i was hilarious, and then told to think about it.

i'm thinking that wasn't sincere.

[jackrock]

Change the channel, marge
hahaha!

Hey how is old Grimey anyway?
He's dead, you moron.

[Lyman Zerga]

If your English wasn't so crap, you wouldn't be as funny!


so you saying people do not laugh with me?
they just laughing about myself?

[synch]

This thread is much better/less gayer than the "new" one.
Dunno, there seems to be some verbal buggery in the first post.

Plus I got a mention in this one, can't be a good sign.