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[The Notorious LOL]

when Id glimpse at posts and see Qdrops avatar, I assumed it was Precious Roy from the Sifl and Olly show. I just now realized its an 8 ball. Coincedentally, I am going to an eye exam in about 10 minutes.

[Nuzzolese]

With some people I look forward to their pointless threads because they disguise them a little with a funny story or something revealing about themselves - Sarky for example, or Turd. But you don't really try to pretend your thread isn't pointless and it is so pointless. We should turn this thread into the pointless announcements thread.

[Qdrop]

okay.


my girlfriend hates the new Mac i just bought her.


le sigh....

[Nuzzolese]

I'm invited to a wedding next next weekend and I'm worried that I'll be expected to sleep in the same room with my date overnight. We've barely been on a single date before. We hardly ever see each other. How awkward.

[Qdrop]

I'm invited to a wedding next next weekend and I'm worried that I'll be expected to sleep in the same room with my date overnight. We've barely been on a single date before. We hardly ever see each other. How awkward.

i'm IN a wedding this saturday...

and i'm gonna get so drunk....i won't care WHO i sleep next to in my room.

even the priest.




you don't think he'd try anything, do you?

[Nuzzolese]

Don't pander to me with your bullshit questions.



Today is the potluck at work. I was roasting an eggplant last night in the broiler but fell asleep and so I never made anything. I brought store-bought hummus, pita and carrots. I love this, a couple of hours today no work, everyone just having fun and eating.

Tomorrow is jeans day. I recently bought new jeans - Levis 518s.

I'm lame-o for getting happy about office potlucks and denim days. I never thought I'd be like that.

[Kid Presentable]

Drove around drunk the other night... (n)

[Matt]

7-11 Dark Mountian Roast tastes like 15 horses rectums in the skull of a pig.

[Nuzzolese]

7-11 Dark Mountian Roast tastes like 15 horses rectums in the skull of a pig.

that's mountain for you

[Matt]

that's mountain for you

It said it had a full, rich, bold taste. not horse's ass :( Fuckin mountians.

[Qdrop]

Don't pander to me with your bullshit questions.


HA....there's the bi-polar nuzz...

[Matt]

I need to go out and buy computer paper so I can make a copy of a form so I can go to college on the state's dime. or several dimes.

[wanton wench]

i hate the weak-ass coffee at work!

[TurdBerglar]

i know my threads are pointless.

[Echewta]

I would never marry Notorious LOL. Being a child of the 80s, when I read his name, I think of that horrible Duran Duran song. :(

[QweenOfBoggle]

i had no intention of getting drunk last night and now i'm pretty hungover. i think that's really weird. i need to get ready to capture the day and shower and stuff. i still haven't. i'm a scumbag.

[Kid Presentable]

i had no intention of getting drunk last night and now i'm pretty hungover. i think that's really weird. i need to get ready to capture the day and shower and stuff. i still haven't. i'm a scumbag.

You might be a woman, so we have different ideas of filthy, but haven't you ever felt glad to be dirty?

And clean is stripping yourself of your shell?

[cosmo105]

jesus nick. your vision is that bad?

BUY MY HOOKERS!


SUCKERS!!!!

[Nuzzolese]

How Sad. No one cares. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=971812&postcount=1)

[Bob]

sometimes you want whiskey, and sometimes you want a cake...i find that you rarely want both things at the same time, much less in the same food product.

[miss soul fire]

I start lots of pointless threads, but then I regret and think "why didn't I just write this in another pointless thread?? That would be a lot easier! And better!":D

[SobaViolence]

today i got screwed over by my university and my government. and i had to shave my nice beard off. so work, too, screwed me.

at least i have a nice 6 pack of budweiser and my b.b. king CD...

[Nuzzolese]

Saturday night I went home from the club with a construction worker foreman and I didn't kiss him or anything, I just had a drink and some conversation in his apartment then went home - and by today all the construction workers are talking about it. Saying what, I don't know, but they're talking about me. They all gossip about the women who work here. I had no idea. I hope he didn't make anything up. Then again, I guess it wouldn't matter. What do I care? Construction workers. Pfft.

[Rock]

I've managed to avoid doing any work today. I came in an hour late. I took a 2 hour lunch. Took another 30 minute break to take a dumper at home 20 minutes after getting back from lunch. Have had a 15 minute cigarette break at the top of every hour. And have convinced my boss that we need to leave early today for happy hour. and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee.

[Bob]

I've managed to avoid doing any work today. I came in an hour late. I took a 2 hour lunch. Took another 30 minute break to take a dumper at home 20 minutes after getting back from lunch. Have had a 15 minute cigarette break at the top of every hour. And have convinced my boss that we need to leave early today for happy hour. and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee.

what's your job?

[Rock]

I basically find a bunch of numbers and play with them to figure out how many people we need to do this and do that at a certain time to get to a certain goal without over working people. Its only temporary until my better half makes enough money to let me become a Mr. Mom.

[hardnox71]

I've managed to avoid doing any work today. I came in an hour late. I took a 2 hour lunch. Took another 30 minute break to take a dumper at home 20 minutes after getting back from lunch. Have had a 15 minute cigarette break at the top of every hour. And have convinced my boss that we need to leave early today for happy hour. and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee.
I have found my hero. Teach me, guide me, show me the way, oh, Great One.