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Chicka B
08-25-2005, 02:40 PM
Not that I'm looking...But other kids noticed it too. He's a pretty short guy, he can only be about 5 foot 6 maaaybe 7 and he's not old. But it's funny, cuz it makes him walk funny and I couldn't help but notice, it's not my fault!!! But theres this HUGE bulge in his pants and it hangs low. Is that what that is? That's freakish. :eek: But it's not his fault I guess. :p Sorry I just thought it was weird. And I know it's beastie free but he reminds me of Adrock.
cookiepuss
08-25-2005, 02:44 PM
he's got the biggest balls of them all.
Matt
08-25-2005, 02:46 PM
the is the stuff of porno movies.

bow-chick-wow.
Chicka B
08-25-2005, 02:48 PM
he's got the biggest balls of them all.

ooooohhhh, you're right. Maybe, how do you know though? It looks...pointy?
CrankItUp!
08-25-2005, 02:48 PM
So when do the after class sessions begin for you to pass his class ? :D
monkey
08-25-2005, 02:48 PM
it's called a penis. please use correct terminology when describing the genitalia of your teachers.
jabumbo
08-25-2005, 02:50 PM
does he like hemingway?
Chicka B
08-25-2005, 02:54 PM
it's called a penis. please use correct terminology when describing the genitalia of your teachers.

Haha yeah, he's an English teacher. But I think he's cute. Not cuz his thingy, cuz he reminds me of Adrock. :D What's hemingway?
Chicka B
08-25-2005, 03:12 PM
So when do the after class sessions begin for you to pass his class ? :D

Haww sick! Wait, no it's not he reminds me of Adrock. K I have do my homework, that bastard gave me fucking homework. :mad:
Matt
08-25-2005, 03:13 PM
he probably rubs his big weenie all over your homework after you turn it in.
Chicka B
08-25-2005, 03:18 PM
he probably rubs his big weenie all over your homework after you turn it in.

Word? Why would he do that? :confused: :p
CrankItUp!
08-25-2005, 04:04 PM
Haww sick! Wait, no it's not he reminds me of Adrock. K I have do my homework, that bastard gave me fucking homework. :mad:
You're dying to check out the hog that the teach is packing - just admit it. :D
Abe Froman
08-25-2005, 04:12 PM
whats hemingway. mm mmm.
TAL
08-25-2005, 04:30 PM
So Abe is back when there's talk about wieners?
Abe Froman
08-25-2005, 04:50 PM
no, when we are discussing literature.
Documad
08-25-2005, 08:38 PM
It's sad, but my most vivid memory from junior high school classes is that my health teacher had the largest bulge in his polyester pants, and my desk was in the front row and he walked back and forth with that bulge and it was difficult not to look. AND IT WAS HEALTH CLASS! So we were talking about sex and stuff. And it was the 70s. Ewww.
CrankItUp!
08-25-2005, 08:59 PM
All my female teachers didn't have a fucking thing to be attracted to whatsoever ! But all the female bus drivers were mainly hot slut mama floozies in highschool. (y) I totally went for a couple of them - all the way. (y) I got to drive the bus ( so to speak ! ) in the backseat.
alruggs
08-25-2005, 09:01 PM
large weeny almost sounds like an oxymoron. if it's over a certain size I think it's a cock. if it's wittle, then it's a weeny.
Documad
08-25-2005, 09:31 PM
You know, I didn't say "cock" when I was in my first year of high school. You people grew up too fast. :)