Vote for your BBMB class president here!

[DandyFop]

And vice prez!

I figured, if we are going to have all these popularity contests, we might as well have a real popularity contest!

So, vote for your favorite pair. They can go ahead and make campaign speaches if they so choose. If you want to write-in a candidate, go ahead.

[cookiepuss]

I vote Paul Jones for pres! ;)

[DandyFop]

Paul Jones, dammit. I knew i was gonna leave people out. Sorry Pauly :(

[Abe Froman]

I'm too oversaturated at the moment. I'll always have the pope vote.

[zippo]

what! you cant see who voted for who? fuck

[BionicEye]

whats the point if no one can see who you voted for? ESPECIALLY if the person you voted for can't see how far up their balloon knot you are.... Sheesh!

It there a way to post an absentee ballot?

[LongDuckDong]

NUZZO and MOA would bake beautiful children.

[mickill]

what! you cant see who voted for who? fuck
Yes.

This is a toughie. I'll need to think about it.

[alruggs]

I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to a Canadian message board.

[Knuckles]

I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to a Canadian message board.
Well I'm gonna overthrow the mb president in Peru!

Viva' Knuckles (!)

[DipDipDive]

NUZZO and MOA would bake beautiful children.

Fucking Nazis.

[paul jones]

FREE DRUGS AND NO MORE WORK FOR EVERYONE!

[zippo]

Well I'm gonna overthrow the mb president in Peru!

THEYLL LOVE YOU

[monkey]

PAUL JONES PAUL JONES PAUL JONES


you know he'd make the bestest prezzz ever

[QueenAdrock]

Droppin' Science and Documad, cuz I'd like to see some smart liberals in office. :)

[CJM]

you can't go wrong with hot moms...

[Tzar]

you can't go wrong with hot moms...
werd

[DroppinScience]

Droppin' Science and Documad, cuz I'd like to see some smart liberals in office. :)

Hell yeahs, and it looks like we're not far behind mickill and afronaut, as of press time. :cool:

Vote DroppinScience/Documad. It's the post count, stupid. :D

[Documad]

Thank you for the nomination. I was hoping that DS would speak for our ticket. He's apparently too busy "mentoring" our young, mostly-female campaign staff.

As befits the progressive ricemaker party, I would like to point out the not-so-subtle sexism in the BBMB political process, in that on every male/female ticket except the Cosmo/Boomin ticket, the female is the VP candidate. What does that say about Cosmo? or Boomin? Hmm! (I am probably the more qualified candidate on our ticket, but he's probably the more likely to get elected. ;))

Having said that, I'd be honored to serve with DS. I'm not sure what our platform is. But I'm hoping that our theme song will be something by The Clash.

[ToucanSpam]

I am honoured by the nomination, and I stress that you vote for our party, for the sake of humanity. :D

[icy manipulator]

what about tzar and rancid, the oz clique party

[Documad]

Man! He posted right before me! :o

[DroppinScience]

Thank you for the nomination. I was hoping that DS would speak for our ticket. He's apparently too busy "mentoring" our young, mostly-female campaign staff.

As befits the progressive ricemaker party, I would like to point out the not-so-subtle sexism in the BBMB political process, in that on every male/female ticket except the Cosmo/Boomin ticket, the female is the VP candidate. What does that say about Cosmo? or Boomin? Hmm!

Having said that, I'd be honored to serve with DS. I'm not sure what our platform is. But I'm hoping that our theme song will be something by The Clash.

Documad,

Together we shall take back our country(ies???) and instill a new confidence with our voters. The minton/tpk administration has run amok with power and squandered the goodwill and taxpayer dollars on their misguided Starbucks Missile Defense Shield (y'know, to protect us from the Slipknot Message Board).

The time for change is NOW! Together we will leave no alias behind! We will not rest until every "Beastiegurrrrl1327" and "Beastied00d8723" has a kick-ass avatar.

Oh yes, our campaign song will be "Career Opportunities" by The Clash. :D

VOTE DROPPINSCIENCE/DOCUMAD 2005!

[ToucanSpam]

Fact: Documad/DS are in fact supported of Bush as well as Tony Blair.

[DroppinScience]

Fact: Documad/DS are in fact supported of Bush as well as Tony Blair.

Ooh! Looks like the attack ads are coming in. :rolleyes:

[Documad]

Fact: Documad/DS are in fact supported of Bush as well as Tony Blair.
Nice try! Your dirty smear tactics will not work sir! We have a well-documented history of progressive causes.


And I heard that Freebasser is a card-carrying Celine Dion fan club member! :eek:

[ToucanSpam]

Ooh! Looks like the attack ads are coming in. :rolleyes:

Fact: Documad uses baby seal penises to remain looking youthful.
Fact: DS doesn't even have a brother. It's an alias. (lb)

[Documad]

ToucanSpam is really a 55-year-old with a club foot. He's posting from prison. He's using photos of his grandson as a front. :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

These aren't facts........you are lying. Are you going to vote for someone who lies? Misleds? Leaves broken promises? :p

[DroppinScience]

Fact: Documad uses baby seal penises to remain looking youthful.
Fact: DS doesn't even have a brother. It's an alias. (lb)

Your unfounded smear tactics are a transparent attempt to deflect attention away from the fact that your candidacy has no true platform and does not bring anything new to the table.

I am confident that in time we will be exonerated by our voters. Leave it up to the electorate to decide. :cool:

[CrankItUp!]

Class president meaning valedicktorian.

[Documad]

DS, I wish you had told me that we were taking the high road. :o

That's why I'm your VP candidate. :)

[DroppinScience]

DS, I wish you had told me that we were taking the high road. :o

That's why I'm your VP candidate. :)

Don't worry, Docu. :)

So who are we gonna appoint in our cabinet? :D

[Documad]

I'm a control freak who can't delegate. :(


BTW -- It's amusing that I was paired with DS because I am actually involved in politics and I have thought that if I were hiring someone from this board, it would probably be him. :)

[beastieangel01]

VOTE HOT MOMS!

[DroppinScience]

I'm a control freak who can't delegate. :(


BTW -- It's amusing that I was paired with DS because I am actually involved in politics and I have thought that if I were hiring someone from this board, it would probably be him. :)

Thanks. :D

I say we should appoint Knuckles to Secretary of State. Maybe Norcen would make a bitchin' Secretary of the Interior. Beth for Secretary of Education. For Secretary of Defense, I'm gonna appoint Qdrop. That mutha will kick anyone's ass. :p

This administration will ROCK.

[alruggs]

I voted Dancing Faggot.

Chicks with dicks in '06

[Medellia]

Thanks. :D

I say we should appoint Knuckles to Secretary of State. Maybe Norcen would make a bitchin' Secretary of the Interior. Beth for Secretary of Education. For Secretary of Defense, I'm gonna appoint Qdrop. That mutha will kick anyone's ass. :p

This administration will ROCK.
Dude, I voted for you, so I best be appointed to something. :mad:

[Tzar]

i'll bust a lee harvey oswald on who ever gets elected. (y)

[cosmo105]

all our opponents rape puppies.

when we come into office, free vibrators for all.

[Documad]

when we come into office, free vibrators for all.
tempting . . . .

[cosmo105]

you'll get three. you like ponies? you got a pony.

[DroppinScience]

Dude, I voted for you, so I best be appointed to something. :mad:

You're gonna be Secretary of the Treasury. :cool:

[Medellia]

You're gonna be Secretary of the Treasury. :cool:
Hrmm...well it's something I guess.

[DroppinScience]

Hrmm...well it's something I guess.

You handle all our money! C'mon, nothing better than that!

[Medellia]

You handle all our money! C'mon, nothing better than that!
*laughs maniacly*

[synch]

Who do we have to vote for in order not to let the terrorists win?

[ms.peachy]

I vote Paul Jones for pres! ;)
Paul would be much better as, say, Secretary of State, or UN ambassador, or something like that where he would really get to schmooze more and use his god-given talent of being charming.

[Bitchamachacha]

I'd make a terrible President.

Venus and I would spend our days hitting up pubs and kissing babies while smiling at the cameras.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
VOTE HOT MOMS!

your mom would be a shoo-in

[adam_f]

I'm not going to get all pissy, but I should be Freebasser's running mate.

[Freebasser]

You can run and get me some coffee if you like?

Quicksharp! :mad:

[Qdrop]

all our opponents rape puppies.



and if elected, we will make it legal once again!


and you can marry your cousins!

[mickill]

Our campaign slogan:

"We Ain't Doin A Damn Thang, Bitch!"

[avignon]

I cannot believe that people actually voted for us. It has to be because Knuckles is our advert manager. I must say that is a dishonor to run with Qdrop and to be associated with the grouchy Poodrop party. Nice to know that that is how I'm viewed here though. :(

[TAL]

I didn't understand that either, so that's why I'm boycotting this election.

[avignon]

yeah, I'm not voting either.

[venusvenus123]

VOTE HOT MOMS!
yay! :D

wow, i made it into a poll, even though i hardly ever come here anymore. thanks dandy... me and bitcha would be err, bitchin! we'd distribute loads of helium balloons and party cakes -- the kind the echewta likes to eat in amsterdam. (y)

[So Ruff]

Somebody messed up real bad. There's no minimum voting age!

I'm expressing my freedom to vote while I can, suckas.

[Ferdinand_2]

The Dancing faggots

[Nuzzolese]

Strange ladies, lying around in salt lakes, distributing arbitrary polls is no basis for a system of government.

[Abe Froman]

the kind the echewta likes to eat in amsterdam. (y)
I didn't inhale my cake. I just looked at it. If you know what "it" means.

I don't need to be elected or get any votes. I'm the man behind the curtain so it doesn't mean anything to me.

*pulls strings*

[miss soul fire]

I'm not voting for anyone because I'm sick of voting. It's all I have to do since I was 16 and it ain't pleasant! Either I vote or I can't live, which sucks huge bollocks! :mad:

I vote for anarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[DandyFop]

I cannot believe that people actually voted for us. It has to be because Knuckles is our advert manager. I must say that is a dishonor to run with Qdrop and to be associated with the grouchy Poodrop party. Nice to know that that is how I'm viewed here though. :(

I just asked Q who he wanted his running mate to be. He couldn't decide, and I said, well who's someone that doesn't take any shit. He said you. So you should be flattered perhaps.

[DroppinScience]

To all those who refuse to vote...

If you don't turn onto politics, politics will turn onto YOU! ;)

Yeah, that's right. Rock tha BBMB vote, y'all!

P.S. - Peachy, in my administration, I will appoint Paul Jones as as ambassador to the UN. If any of you start blocking his nomination, I'll so do a recess appointment on your asses. :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

I find this to be kind of fun. :D

[Sandinista!]

Tell me when fascism comes back into vogue... at that point, I'll assume command :cool:

[avignon]

I just asked Q who he wanted his running mate to be. He couldn't decide, and I said, well who's someone that doesn't take any shit. He said you. So you should be flattered perhaps.
Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I was just kinda taking the piss. S'all good. ;)

[ToucanSpam]

Vote for Us!! We don't hate!!


Fact: when asked his opinion of all things Star Wars, DS said 'that shit is for the gays'.


Do YOU want a president who doesn't like stuff? I thinkkkkkkkk not. :p

[TurdBerglar]

I WILL LEAD THE REVOLT!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Vote for Us!! We don't hate!!


Fact: when asked his opinion of all things Star Wars, DS said 'that shit is for the gays'.


Do YOU want a president who doesn't like stuff? I thinkkkkkkkk not. :p
How many different aliases did you sign up to vote for yourself? ;)

[ToucanSpam]

How many different aliases did you sign up to vote for yourself? ;)
none, its Freebasser who gets teh votes, Im riding the coattails to victory. :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

none, its Freebasser who gets teh votes, Im riding the coattails to victory. :D
Hmmmmm so he's making aliases to vote for himself eh...

[Spanishbomb808]

Tell me when fascism comes back into vogue... at that point, I'll assume command :cool:

Damn straight.

[Documad]

Damn straight.
This is perhaps the 3rd thread where you're talking to yourself.

[Rancid_Beasties]

This is perhaps the 3rd thread where you're talking to yourself.
Its his attempt at making himself feel better, you know, patting himself on the back, following his alias being banned.

[Documad]

Its his attempt at making himself feel better, you know, patting himself on the back, following his alias being banned.
It's creepy though. I think he's losing it. He posted that he has a crush on himself in one thread. And I forget what he said to himself last night.

[Rancid_Beasties]

It's creepy though. I think he's losing it. He posted that he has a crush on himself in one thread. And I forget what he said to himself last night.
Hes always been like that, can't you remember how he always used to fantacize over his own hair and say how great it is and that if it was longer he could mistake himself for a hot girl or something.

[Documad]

Hes always been like that, can't you remember how he always used to fantacize over his own hair and say how great it is and that if it was longer he could mistake himself for a hot girl or something.
No!

[Spanishbomb808]

Fame makes a man take things over.

Fame, fame, fame, fame...

...insanity.

[Rancid_Beasties]

No!
It kinda went on for a long time till he got his haircut, about the same time he became sandinista!, he seemed to lose his power over himself, but now that he has aliases he can compliment himself without the need of hair that acts as a separate being to himself. (ie complimenting his own hair is a roundabout way of complimenting himself without actually saying "I'm so hot", and now that he doesnt have that he compliments himself with the use of an alias for the same reason)

[afronaut]

Hey! Does this mean me and uhhh, uhhh, whoozits can ban people? Mike, thats the guy. Mike. Can we ban people? There are some people i'ma itchin to ban.

[mickill]

I didn't even know I won! Honestly. This has all just come as a great surprise to me! Wow. I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless!

[ToucanSpam]

did the poll close?

[mickill]

My speech is almost ready.

[mickill]

Vice President afronaut, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Chief Justice, DandyFop, reverend clergy, fellow citizens, we observe today not a victory of party, but a celebration of freedom—symbolizing an end, as well as a beginning—signifying renewal, as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty God the same solemn oath our forebears prescribed nearly a century and three quarters ago.

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life. And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.
We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans—born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage—and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
This much we pledge—and more.
To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United, there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided, there is little we can do—for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.
To those new States whom we welcome to the ranks of the free, we pledge our word that one form of colonial control shall not have passed away merely to be replaced by a far more iron tyranny. We shall not always expect to find them supporting our view. But we shall always hope to find them strongly supporting their own freedom—and to remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.
To those peoples in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required—not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
To our sister republics south of our border, we offer a special pledge—to convert our good words into good deeds—in a new alliance for progress—to assist free men and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty. But this peaceful revolution of hope cannot become the prey of hostile powers. Let all our neighbors know that we shall join with them to oppose aggression or subversion anywhere in the Americas. And let every other power know that this Hemisphere intends to remain the master of its own house.
To that world assembly of sovereign states, the United Nations, our last best hope in an age where the instruments of war have far outpaced the instruments of peace, we renew our pledge of support—to prevent it from becoming merely a forum for invective—to strengthen its shield of the new and the weak—and to enlarge the area in which its writ may run.
Finally, to those nations who would make themselves our adversary, we offer not a pledge but a request: that both sides begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destruction unleashed by science engulf all humanity in planned or accidental self-destruction.
We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.
But neither can two great and powerful groups of nations take comfort from our present course—both sides overburdened by the cost of modern weapons, both rightly alarmed by the steady spread of the deadly atom, yet both racing to alter that uncertain balance of terror that stays the hand of mankind's final war.
So let us begin anew—remembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof. Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
Let both sides explore what problems unite us instead of belaboring those problems which divide us.
Let both sides, for the first time, formulate serious and precise proposals for the inspection and control of arms—and bring the absolute power to destroy other nations under the absolute control of all nations.
Let both sides seek to invoke the wonders of science instead of its terrors. Together let us explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths, and encourage the arts and commerce.
Let both sides unite to heed in all corners of the earth the command of Isaiah—to "undo the heavy burdens ... and to let the oppressed go free."
And if a beachhead of cooperation may push back the jungle of suspicion, let both sides join in creating a new endeavor, not a new balance of power, but a new world of law, where the strong are just and the weak secure and the peace preserved.
All this will not be finished in the first 100 days. Nor will it be finished in the first 1,000 days, nor in the life of this Administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin.
In your hands, my fellow citizens, more than in mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this country was founded, each generation of Americans has been summoned to give testimony to its national loyalty. The graves of young Americans who answered the call to service surround the globe.
Now the trumpet summons us again—not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we are—but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation"—a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself.
Can we forge against these enemies a grand and global alliance, North and South, East and West, that can assure a more fruitful life for all mankind? Will you join in that historic effort?

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility—I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it—and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own. Holla at ya boy!

[ToucanSpam]

Ack, it's not my fault Freebasser flip-flopped on the major issues....

[guerillaGardner]

What is it with you people and popularity contests? Grow up.

[QueenAdrock]

So, ah, do these people have more than one year as president or is it more like the SGA and we have to hold new elections every year?

[skra75]

I think it's a little sketchy that as one of the most senior members of this sorry message board I'm not even mentioned in the poll. what is that?

[Drederick Tatum]

yeah, this is bullshit. the gothic pegboy gets to be VP?! fuck that.

[befsquire]

Beth for Secretary of Education.
what. the. fuck.? ATTORNEY GENERAL, BITCHES!

nah. imma write in bethandbobby. should we lose, then i'll be attorney general for whoever wins.

[QueenAdrock]

I wanna be in charge of Beastieland Security. :cool: </nerd>

[b i o n i c]

i want to be in charge of building a useless wall around this thread. marines and tanks on patrol redd to buss a cap up in y'ass

[QueenAdrock]

As long as it keeps stinky Canadians out.

[ToucanSpam]

As long as it keeps stinky Canadians out.
:mad:

[Bitchamachacha]

HAHA!!

Now I feel like I have to come up with a lame campaign slogan:


VOTE FOR ME AND VENUS!


FREE BEER AND FISH PIE, YO!!

:confused:

[Bob]

As long as it keeps stinky Canadians out.

hey come on, that's rude. i've met lots of very nice people who happened to be stinky

[HOTWIFE]

Can I be the Marilyn Monroe or something...SOMETHING? Sorry that just wasn't funny.

[mickill]

I...I mean "we" got another vote? Who's voting here?

[ToucanSpam]

I...I mean "we" got another vote? Who's voting here?
Probably you. Congrats on your 'victory'.


This vote should have been made public. I want to expose the voting scandal.

[hpdrifter]

I'll vote for you, Mikey, if you appoint me to your cabinet. Any department, really. Except not the lame ones. I wanna be Secretary of Defense or something. That'd be cool. Or Secretary of State. But not like, Secretary of Education or the Interior or something dumb.

[Drederick Tatum]

with that kind of cocksucking you can be his straight secretary. no dept, just sucking.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^^lol

where's me and my 'hot amateur' steez?