Tone Capone
08-26-2005, 01:22 AM
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" One man replied, "We don't
have any money for food. We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can
come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir, I
have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that
tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful
voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the
car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine
was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; The
grass is almost a foot high."
:D :D :D :D :D
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" One man replied, "We don't
have any money for food. We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can
come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir, I
have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that
tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful
voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the
car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine
was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; The
grass is almost a foot high."
:D :D :D :D :D