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little j
08-26-2005, 09:50 PM
they seriously get in the way of my up swing.
Gareth
08-26-2005, 10:03 PM
i'm guessing boobs. and now i'm practising my swing, while thinking about how my boobs would interfere with my swing if i had some. and yeh i can see how it might suck. tough break.
little j
08-26-2005, 10:04 PM
yeah. i totally have to push out my elbow when im swinging.

i can hit a ball though. my short game sucks.
ToucanSpam
08-26-2005, 10:05 PM
i can hit a ball though. my short game sucks.
hahahaha why does this make me think of sex?
little j
08-26-2005, 10:08 PM
haha.
everything i say.
ToucanSpam
08-26-2005, 10:11 PM
I love mini putt.
QweenOfBoggle
08-26-2005, 10:19 PM
join the club lil j. i've been dealing with this problem for the past 5 years. :p
Gareth
08-26-2005, 10:24 PM
michelle wie is so official.
you should quit golf and play tennis.
ToucanSpam
08-26-2005, 10:27 PM
Mike Wier bitches.
little j
08-26-2005, 10:30 PM
michelle wie is so official.
you should quit golf and play tennis.
but golf is fun.
and you can get drunk
and drive little cars
and take out your stress by hitting little white balls with a big stick.
lovely
ToucanSpam
08-26-2005, 10:31 PM
and take out your stress by hitting little white balls with a big stick.
hahahahaha why arent you around more often?
CJM
08-26-2005, 10:32 PM
i've putted, and driven, but i still havn't played golf (the one time i could have, the aussie's i lived with did too much coke the night before, and didn't get out of bed till 3. meh, always some other time.
Rancid_Beasties
08-26-2005, 10:34 PM
they seriously get in the way of my up swing.
Imagine how John Daly feels :D
Gareth
08-26-2005, 10:36 PM
we played late [as late as light permits, i suppose] once and my friends got drunk and peed in the holes.

but yer, as far as i can tell, breasts dont impede tennis players much [serena williams]

post up your best round...mine is 91. i'm really not very good.
little j
08-26-2005, 10:39 PM
oh i suck, like i said i can hit it but my short game sucks ass.

i haven't broken 100, no where near.

seth is really good though
Gareth
08-26-2005, 10:44 PM
just send the ball home
CJM
08-26-2005, 10:52 PM
you can always tape em down if you're really gung-ho
little j
08-26-2005, 10:52 PM
ow!

jeez man.

the girls need to breathe
CJM
08-26-2005, 10:59 PM
you'll never be a female woods with that attitude.
little j
08-26-2005, 11:00 PM
i'd rather be the anna kornikova in golf.
ya know?
or well not as hot of course...but less talented than i am hot? um

its getting late here, im not making sense
Rancid_Beasties
08-26-2005, 11:00 PM
you'll never be a female woods with that attitude.
Heh, female wood
CJM
08-26-2005, 11:01 PM
hehe, i like the way you think
Rancid_Beasties
08-26-2005, 11:04 PM
hehe, i like the way you think
Beavis and Butt-head style.
CJM
08-26-2005, 11:08 PM
i'd rather be the anna kornikova in golf.
ya know?
or well not as hot of course...but less talented than i am hot? um

its getting late here, im not making sense


i kinda get you point. and yes, hot is good.



*side note* it's 2 am (and i have to get up at 5 to watch cranes explode) and i'm still playing poker (trying to get to 5000) me no make a sence either
QweenOfBoggle
08-27-2005, 07:03 PM
I shot a 78 like 3 years ago when I was very serious about it.

Usually, it's in the range of 85-90, though.