i have this question maybe you ladies can help me answer

[TurdBerglar]

every once in a while a random girl comes along that i have absolutely no interest in. she'll try to flirt with me and all but i just kind of give her the cold shoulder. but she doesn't seem to take the hint and flirts harder and more forcefull. then i start avoiding the girl. i wouldn't be bothered by anything if the girl didn't flirt with me like i could easily have a casual coversation with her and enjoy it. but when all she does is flirt with me and im not interested at all and have shown disinterest, it gets really annoying. i kinda get disgusted. then she gets all pissed at me becuase im avoiding her at all times and don't initiate any coversations. and when she gets all pissed at me she just doesn't ignore me like she should. she gives me shit and tells everyone im an asshole.



listen nut case. i don't want to fuck you. i'll talk to you like a normal person and that's it. i don't flirt with things i don't want to fuck. now if you didn't get all weird around me maybe i would continue talking to you like a normal person. but now you've pissed me off and continue to. you have no right to be pissed at me becuase you got shot down. that doesn't make me an asshole you fuckn' cunt.


this happens a good two to three times a year


what the hell is she thinking? and it's always the same type of girls. the type of girls who have lots of guy "friends".

[miss soul fire]

All hints didn't work, huh?!

Steal her food or something.:p

[Audio.]

she just doesn't want to be ignored. Just tell her you are not intrested and she'll get it and will respect and leave.

[TurdBerglar]

she just doesn't want to be ignored. Just tell her you are not intrested and she'll get it and will respect and leave.


i should be able to ignore who ever the fuck i want

[Audio.]

tell her FUCK OFF!! I HAVE HERPIES!!!!
what ever the fuck you guys spell it.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that'll work real well

[GetYourWarOn]

have sex with her and then don't call, talk, or look in her direction for like a week to 10 days.

[TurdBerglar]

i couldn't even imagine haveing sex with her. she's skinny and has no ass

[Rancid_Beasties]

All hints didn't work, huh?!

Steal her food or something.:p
Hahaha...what? :D

[miss soul fire]

Hahaha...what? :D
By stealing her food she may think he's calling her fat! Which is an awesome way to turn someone like that down.:D

Ok, maybe not for a normal person, but Turd can do it.:p

[TurdBerglar]

girl needs to gain some weight

[miss soul fire]

girl needs to gain some weight
Then exchange her healthy food for fast food or sweets!:p

[TurdBerglar]

or how about we exchange her for you

[miss soul fire]

or how about we exchange her for you
Is that possible?:D
Maybe she would wanna hurt me! Cat fight?!:p

[Kid Presentable]

and has no ass

Negates any 'Wrong Hole' misdemeanours, go for it!

[TurdBerglar]

Is that possible?:D
Maybe she would wanna hurt me! Cat fight?!:p


you could take her robby. she's all skin and bones and seems very fragile

[miss soul fire]

you could take her robby. she's all skin and bones and seems very fragile
I thought guys liked girls that! Hmmm...

I hope I don't break her though.:o

[TurdBerglar]

just break her spirit

[QweenOfBoggle]

many women are into playing games and such with the opposite sex. she probably just likes a challenge and thinks that's what you're doing.

[TurdBerglar]

many women are into playing games and such with the opposite sex.


you don't say




so she's trying to get me to submit?

[enree erzweglle]

It depends on the nature of the relationship going in.
With some guys who flirt with me and talk in suggestive
ways, I'll be direct if I don't have to deal with them and
am not interested in their friendship.

But when it's a friendship that's turning like that, I
don't usually take that direct approach and just ignore
it or discourage it instead. (I'm a big fan of being direct,
but I've found that in these weird situations, directness
often kills the relationship/friendship. Sometimes,
though, no matter what you do, they continue and
maybe even ramp it up. Which grosses me out,
especially if I'm seeing someone and they know it.
It makes me feel uncomforable and when it starts
going like that, then the friendship is on its way out,
I think.)

[TurdBerglar]

It depends on the nature of the relationship going in.
With some guys who flirt with me and talk in suggestive
ways, I'll be direct if I don't have to deal with them and
am not interested in their friendship.

But when it's a friendship that's turning like that, I
don't usually take that direct approach and just ignore
it or discourage it instead. (I'm a big fan of being direct,
but I've found that in these weird situations, directness
often kills the relationship/friendship. Sometimes,
though, no matter what you do, they continue and
maybe even ramp it up. Which grosses me out,
especially if I'm seeing someone and they know it.
It makes me feel uncomforable and when it starts
going like that, then the friendship is on its way out,
I think.)


there is no relationship between us


she's just a new chick at work

[TurdBerglar]

ask her if she has any good looking mates with big booties! she'll get the hint that you're not interested in her then :p


shit! me and a buddy of mine at work where in the break room on lunch break and she was up there while we were talking about asses. she heard everything i had to say. she even commented.

[HEIRESS]

I adore it when turd hates on skinny girls

sorry but I do.

[miss soul fire]

Stop being sexy, then!:p

I would start being nice. Especially to cops.:D

[TurdBerglar]

I adore it when turd hates on skinny girls

sorry but I do.


what's the point of haveing a girlfriend if you can't get up behind when she's like doing the dishes or something and press up real close and get a crotch full of ass?

[TurdBerglar]

but did you tell her what you thought of her arse?


she has to know she has an anti-ass

[TurdBerglar]

Stop being sexy, then!:p


i've been stricken with this. GOD MAKE IT STOP!

[miss soul fire]

I adore it when turd hates on skinny girls

sorry but I do.
Ya ya! Who doesn't?!:p

Skinny is slender? Fit?

What's fat? And chubby? Just a bit fat?

The dictionaries aren't very good these days.

I wish I had fat in the right places. I've gained some (not much though) weight recently and I like the way my b...reats look, not big but the shape of them got much better and I feel great about them, but I'm still trying to lose a bit of weight because my stomach is quite large, meaning very very very large and I'm not exaggerating here. Just working out won't solve it. Also my thigs are quite fat. I lose more weight up than down, which sucks hell, but I sure hate when I have no breasts at all. Having a weird body is quite sad, but always hihihi. I am so undecided of what I really want. I was even gonna start a thread about it. I hope I didn't ruin Turd's thread.:o

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[enree erzweglle]

there is no relationship between us


she's just a new chick at work
When guys do that, I give them a bit of coldness, then
I shun them a bit, and then, if I have to, I just come
right out and tell them. If none of that works, then I
shun them amish style. :)

(I always think that if you can't pick up on these subtle
little things as they escalate into the not-so-subtle, any
relationship we might have had would have been
doomed anyway. You've got to be able to communicate
in ways other than verbally. Not that I want to rely
strictly on body language, but it's a big part of it all.)

[zorra_chiflada]

have you made her cry yet?

[TurdBerglar]

she probably cries herself to sleep every night. crazy fuckn' bitch