View Full Version : yeah, i tried to watch the MTV VMA's last night...
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 09:52 AM
couldn't do it....
i made through the first hour...barely....
what a disgusting display of self-indulgance for ego-obsessed celebrities.....
they basically have like 2 awards....but they rename it 40 times so they can give away 40 more awards and have 40 more guest celebrity appearances...
fuck, i could rant forever about this shit....
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 09:55 AM
i remember i use to watch if for the muscial performances
beastieangel01
08-29-2005, 09:55 AM
I caught pieces. It was super-indulgent. I am sure that "Diddy" put up his own money to do all the extra ish.
The set/water/fire stuff was pretty cool looking, I'll admit that. Otherwise, ZZZZZZ
miss soul fire
08-29-2005, 09:57 AM
I saw less than 1 minute. Coldplay was playing. And that was itttt!
roosta
08-29-2005, 09:59 AM
they have a best rap AND a best hip-hop video.
what. the. fuck?
i saw a funny clip of lil jon getting playing by some girl on stage. he tried putting his arm round her and she shrugged him off. hohoho.
oh and 50 called fat joe "fat". gangsta.
ToucanSpam
08-29-2005, 09:59 AM
boring
I read about my school insted.
miss soul fire
08-29-2005, 10:00 AM
Oh, I've seen Pharrell trying to look cool too...
synch
08-29-2005, 10:05 AM
I saw about 15 seconds of footage and shrugged at puff the magic dragon. My god I didn't know it was possible to be that annoyed at a "performer".
The fact that Greenday won lots of awards made the news here. Heh.
Lindsey_1535
08-29-2005, 10:14 AM
R Kelly. Wow. Gay.
g-mile7
08-29-2005, 10:22 AM
Jamie Foxx looked like he was on something made me laugh with his "yea nigga!!" yell at the end of Gold Digger, but enough bashin' the VMAz (cuz everyone already knows they mostly suck) Ludacris had a good showing as well as Kanye's performance, he did real good. G-Units was dumb but props to 50 on having Yayo do his thing, good business move. Anyone have the unedited clip of him calling out people? I was even impressed by the so emo My Chemical Romance, even though I stand by the thought that the lead singer sucks live, but that band something else
cosmo105
08-29-2005, 10:23 AM
i can't stomach any awards show. it's always just the industry masturbating itself to the point of a 3-hour long orgasm that we all have to sit there and watch without being able to actually be there.
adam_f
08-29-2005, 11:09 AM
John Norris looked more uber-gay than usual during the preshow talking to Jamie Foxx.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 11:16 AM
i can't stomach any awards show. it's always just the industry masturbating itself to the point of a 3-hour long orgasm that we all have to sit there and watch without being able to actually be there.
yep...
the grammy's are just as bad....
virtually all award shows are just excersices in industry/celebrity self masturbation....
the only award shows i actually have respect for are the Oscars, the SAG's, a few other film award entities (sundance, cannes, etc...)
and somewhat to the emmy's....
fuck, anytime an award goes to someone who ISN'T the most popular.
record/boxoffice sales don't equal talent.
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 11:17 AM
Why do you watch it and talk about it if you think it's so meaningless? Aren't you just perpetuating the celebrity worship?
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Why do you watch it and talk about it if you think it's so meaningless? Aren't you just perpetuating the celebrity worship?
it wasn't MY decision to watch them.
i live with another person....
it's called "comprimise"..
adam_f
08-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Nuzzolese
Why do watch it and talk about it if you think it's so meaningless? Aren't you just perpetuating the celebrity worship?
Kelly Clarkson looked fat.
ToucanSpam
08-29-2005, 11:21 AM
it wasn't MY decision to watch them.
i live with another person....
it's called "comprimise"..
hahahaha pussy whipped.:D
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 11:22 AM
did anyone notice lyndsey lohan trying to hide her anorexia with that putrid long sleeve, turtle neck, flesh colored dress?
pathetic and tragic.
Abe Froman
08-29-2005, 11:22 AM
I ran a long power cord out to the front yard, plugged in my amp then bass and microphone and gave the neighbors my own 3 hour concert to give them something else to enjoy besides the VMAs. I sang such classis as "Puttin On The Ritz" by Taco and pretty much the entire Miami Sound Machine catalog. I earned $2.33 and some buttons when the night was through.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 11:23 AM
hahahaha pussy whipped.:D
someday...when you find a woman who likes you enough to spend time with you....
you will understand.
till then, the same hand that sexually pleases you will... be the only hand on the remote control.
ToucanSpam
08-29-2005, 11:25 AM
someday...when you find a woman who likes you enough to spend time with you....
you will understand.
till then, the same hand that sexually pleases you will be the only hand on the remote control.
Wow, I teased you once. And you cry.
No comment about the first 'insult', obviously you are a bit behind the times Pops.
Second.....well the second one was just good.
cosmo105
08-29-2005, 11:25 AM
isn't "self masturbation" more than a little redundant?
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 11:56 AM
did anyone notice lyndsey lohan trying to hide her anorexia with that putrid long sleeve, turtle neck, flesh colored dress?
pathetic and tragic.
You girl!
synch
08-29-2005, 12:07 PM
Heh, yeah, I wanted to say something like that but forgot.
Damn my short attention span.
synch
08-29-2005, 12:08 PM
till then, the same hand that sexually pleases you will... be the only hand on the remote control.
Unless he's watching a porn dvd.
cookiepuss
08-29-2005, 12:11 PM
i can't stomach any awards show. it's always just the industry masturbating itself to the point of a 3-hour long orgasm that we all have to sit there and watch without being able to actually be there.
yes indeedy. All award shows in the history of award shows from the Oscars to the Grammys, have been and always will be about publicity and advertising dollars. They have absolutely nothing to do with recognizing talent.
I'm not sure if the academy awards were the first awards show, but I do know they were created because, with the invention of television and what not, theater audiences were starting to dwindle and so they said: hey, lets create an "awards show" where we can show off our glamours stars and generate more interest in the movies. it had nothing to do with great actors or great movies.
FunkyHiFi
08-29-2005, 12:41 PM
Whenever I hear the word "MTV", the word decadence alway pops up in my head.
And you'll be glad to know that to some people, supposedly a lot of you guys are mooks.
To find out what that is, go here:
The Merchants Of Cool (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/cool/view/)
......and watch the part labeled "the MTV machine".
I didn't know Viacom (http://viacom.com/) owned so many media outlets: MTV, Comedy Central (part of MTV), Infinity Broadcasting (radio), Paramount Pictures, Spike TV, Nickelodian, Viacom Outdoor (billboards), Simon & Schuster (book publishing), the CBS television network, and more. So if they want to sell something to you............
This is another reason we're very lucky to have PBS around to show us things like this. Unfortunately, lately many people in our government have been trying to chip away at PBS' funding. :mad:
I watched the whole show.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 12:49 PM
Wow, I teased you once. And you cry. you equate a rebuttle with "crying"?
don't flatter yourself, fruitcake.
you cause me as much emotional agitation as a fly landing on my hand.
No comment about the first 'insult', obviously you are a bit behind the times Pops. yeah, i'm sure "she's" beautiful....
bigblu89
08-29-2005, 12:59 PM
Other than "Breakthrough Video" where they actually give the award to the best Video, all the rest is just crap.
But Hammer was there, and you can never go wrong with M.C. Hammer.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 01:22 PM
isn't "self masturbation" more than a little redundant?
no.
when someone else gives you a handjob, etc.
fuck it, no one likes a semantics argument...
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 01:23 PM
You girl!
and her hair looked awful too.....
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 01:27 PM
no.
when someone else gives you a handjob, etc.
fuck it, no one likes a semantics argument...
just say onanism
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 01:37 PM
just say onanism
no. that's hurts my tongue.
just say "hand-job".
synch
08-29-2005, 01:39 PM
Or self inflicted handjob, depending on the context.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 01:40 PM
Or self inflicted handjob depending on the context.
ahem....
no one likes a semantic debate...
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 01:44 PM
no. that's hurts my tongue.
just say "hand-job".
cunnilingus joke
synch
08-29-2005, 01:45 PM
It was a reply to Nuzz's post, not yours.
Foiled by my attention span twice on one page :(
synch
08-29-2005, 01:46 PM
cunnilingus joke
I think "cunnilingus" hurts his tongue as well.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 01:53 PM
cunnilingus joke
just say "oral sex"...
dave790
08-29-2005, 01:55 PM
couldn't do it....
i made through the first hour...barely....
what a disgusting display of self-indulgance for ego-obsessed celebrities.....
they basically have like 2 awards....but they rename it 40 times so they can give away 40 more awards and have 40 more guest celebrity appearances...
fuck, i could rant forever about this shit....
Agreed.
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 01:55 PM
I think "cunnilingus" hurts his tongue as well.
Most likely. You, however, have got quite the dexterous double entendre tongue going in this post. (y)
synch
08-29-2005, 01:56 PM
I felt like a " ;) " would ruin the post but the pun was intended!
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 01:57 PM
I felt like a " ;) " would ruin the post but the pun was intended!
A good artist knows when to lay down the brush.
synch
08-29-2005, 01:58 PM
Is this a "less is more" kind of thing? :(
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 02:03 PM
Is this a "less is more" kind of thing? :(
You were adequate, don't frown face.
CrankItUp!
08-29-2005, 02:07 PM
Kelly Clarkson looked fat.
Is she pregnant ? And I could've sworn I wore protection. And she told me her name was Britney. :confused:
synch
08-29-2005, 02:08 PM
"Adequate".
I can live with that.
For now...
enree erzweglle
08-29-2005, 02:13 PM
Kelly Clarkson looked fat.
If she's fat in this photo (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/entertainment/0508/gallery.vma.fashion/03.kelly.fergie.ap.jpg), then a lot of us are in morbidly obese.
Abe Froman
08-29-2005, 02:14 PM
One of the worst sex talk threads ever in the history of the internet. TM
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 02:16 PM
If she's fat in this photo (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/entertainment/0508/gallery.vma.fashion/03.kelly.fergie.ap.jpg), then a lot of us are in morbidly obese.
Are those women supposed to be attractive?
Abe this isn't a sex talk thread, you're posting in your sleep again. Someone walk him back to his room, please.
Abe Froman
08-29-2005, 02:18 PM
So I'm not getting an "onanism?" :confused:
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 02:22 PM
yeah....kelly clarkson ain't fat.
bigblu89
08-29-2005, 02:23 PM
Are those women supposed to be attractive?
I find Kelly Clarkson and Fergie to be very attractive, those were just bad pics.
Clarkson (http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_1_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_medium.6879583.jpg)
Fergie (http://www.rockthevote.com/photos/2004/rtva04/images/Fergie.jpg)
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 02:23 PM
So I'm not getting an "onanism?" :confused:
And your tongue will be just fine.
Abe Froman
08-29-2005, 02:24 PM
:confused:
Nuzzolese
08-29-2005, 02:25 PM
I find Fergie to be quite freakish.
CrankItUp!
08-29-2005, 02:26 PM
yeah....kelly clarkson ain't fat.
She does have a caboose behind her though. (y)
Parkey
08-29-2005, 02:26 PM
There was a good article on the VMA's in today's Stylus Magazine (http://www.stylusmagazine.com/feature.php?ID=1821).
roosta
08-29-2005, 02:28 PM
I find Kelly Clarkson and Fergie to be very attractive, those were just bad pics.
Clarkson (http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_1_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_medium.6879583.jpg)
Fergie (http://www.rockthevote.com/photos/2004/rtva04/images/Fergie.jpg)
Clarkson is hot, for sure
no comment on that shemale fergie....
CrankItUp!
08-29-2005, 02:32 PM
Yeah - she does kinda have that transvestite-ish look to her ...I mean him.
Qdrop
08-29-2005, 02:42 PM
I find Fergie to be quite freakish.
agreed.
adam_f
08-29-2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by enree erzweggle
If she's fat in this photo, then a lot of us are in morbidly obese.
I was kidding about that.
enree erzweglle
08-29-2005, 02:46 PM
Are those women supposed to be attractive?
Abe this isn't a sex talk thread, you're posting in your sleep again. Someone walk him back to his room, please.I don't think either one is attractive generally, but they're both in good shape. At least in this photo they are.
enree erzweglle
08-29-2005, 02:47 PM
I find Kelly Clarkson and Fergie to be very attractive, those were just bad pics.
Clarkson (http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_1_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_medium.6879583.jpg)
Fergie (http://www.rockthevote.com/photos/2004/rtva04/images/Fergie.jpg)
Agreed about Clarkson--but she's still young. Fergie--I don't think I've ever seen a photo where I thought she looked beautiful. She has good abs and dances well.
yeahwho
08-29-2005, 02:47 PM
Do you think they'll do some sort of a rerun? I know it's unlikely but, I missed "Hammertime". :mad: :(
enree erzweglle
08-29-2005, 02:49 PM
I was kidding about that.
Good...because I thought she looked svelte (again, at least in that photo). She's looked more chunky in the past...she looked slender and comfortable with herself last night.
Do you think they'll do some sort of a rerun? I know it's unlikely but, I missed "Hammertime". :mad: :(
I haven't seen a show with more reruns than the VMA's.
Abe Froman
08-29-2005, 02:51 PM
I haven't seen a show with more reruns than the VMA's.
miss soul fire
08-29-2005, 03:58 PM
When I used to watch the VMA's I liked more the reruns because since it wasn't live anymore, they would put the subtitles there and I wouldn't have to listen to those damn bad interpreters voices.:pPlus, I would know by the MTV news after the live show if nothing embarrassing had happened.:p
zippo
08-29-2005, 04:03 PM
the white people sure looked whiter than ever this year, my god
how about when Coldplay performed? how skinny, pale and silly did that whole contrast suddenly look? its like "Hi, we´ll be the white part of the show tonite. Were clumsy and tall and skinny and we wear pastel colored clothing and our eyes are an exotic blue".
the same thing sort of happened when Green day got another award at the end, except the black eyeliner and billy joes´s "do what you fuckin want" slickened them up a bit, looking not so ridiculous next to 50 cent and the like.
not criticizing, just an observation.
Monsieur Decuts
08-29-2005, 04:54 PM
come on people
R. Kelly serves up a hanging curve and no one swats at it?
That was the worst "performance" i've ever seen.
How can that guy respect himself after that...he didn't even try to hide the fact that all he did was reach his hands out and pull them back for 5 minutes.
come on people
That was the worst "performance" i've ever seen.
How can that guy respect himself after that...he didn't even try to hide the fact that all he did was reach his hands out and pull them back for 5 minutes.
Haha! I can't believe that MTV allowed him that much airtime. His performance lasted for DAYS! This coming from a network that plays his bullshit 1/2 hour "video" that plays on both networks... what a waste of air.
alruggs
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
The VMAs are like wedding cake. It always looks good but it's just too much and makes me sick.
Documad
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
The Merchants Of Cool (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/cool/view/)
......and watch the part labeled "the MTV machine".
I didn't know Viacom (http://viacom.com/) owned so many media outlets: MTV, Comedy Central (part of MTV), Infinity Broadcasting (radio), Paramount Pictures, Spike TV, Nickelodian, Viacom Outdoor (billboards), Simon & Schuster (book publishing), the CBS television network, and more. So if they want to sell something to you............
This is another reason we're very lucky to have PBS around to show us things like this. Unfortunately, lately many people in our government have been trying to chip away at PBS' funding. :mad:
That whole episode should be required viewing at every junior high school. It shows how little corporations care about kids and what fools most kids are.
Now, everybody, you can get back to talking about sex and how bad famous women look.
buddylee
08-29-2005, 10:30 PM
What is up with white bands they all look kinda the same .
and what was up with the gay dancing by P'Diddy and his little drum stick.
I only saw a few mins. and changed it . I MISSED HAMMER. please do hurt me hammer. I gota sit and watch 3 hour of crap to see my man Hammer . Thank god for TeeVOO
enree erzweglle
08-30-2005, 05:45 AM
A friend of mine tivo'd the VMAs. I asked him if he watched it and he said something like, "I watched it in fast-forward and stopped it whenever I saw a guitar. I stopped it twice." :D
Kid Presentable
08-30-2005, 06:14 AM
Chris Martin looks a lot like me, I dress better though. :I
enree erzweglle
08-30-2005, 06:24 AM
Chris Martin looks a lot like me, I dress better though. :I
He's a good-looking guy. I don't like all the weird rubbery stuff he's wearing on the cover of a recent Rolling Stone.
I like his voice more when uses a lower register. The way he sings at the beginning of Fix You sounds too high & squeaky. (I know it's supposed to be a reflection of vulnerability and a gentle attitude given the lyrics--it still grates on my ears. He sounds so much better in the last 1/4 of the song.)
Abe Froman
08-30-2005, 09:50 AM
I can't wait to see how MTV is going to top this years VMA next year!!!
Qdrop
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
I can't wait to see how MTV is going to top this years VMA next year!!!
i can't wait to see how they dramatize the whole "behind the scenes of the 2005 VMA's" next year.
"puffy wanted a water fountain in the middle of the stage...and it was nightmare....right before airtime, we didn't know if it would work....the show started, it came on...and we all sighed relief."
they air those "behing the scenes of the 200[] VMA's"...and all it succeeds in doing is showing how, year in and year out, the personel behind MTV are completely incompetent...
Abe Froman
08-30-2005, 10:07 AM
I hope he goes for a hot lava fountain next year. Not like a hot chocolate lava fountain dessert thing that you find on a lot of middle of the road restaurants where guys will take girls on dates and think they did a good job picking the restaurant and that the lady is impressed where as she probably went to the same place the previous weekend with her family and her father made a fool of himself by wearing the lobster bib while he was eating his soup.
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