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Elusive
08-29-2005, 05:00 PM
your mom has a gas powered dildo

your mom arm wrestles tyrannosaurus rex's
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 05:02 PM
i don't even know what the fuck that means
CrankItUp!
08-29-2005, 05:08 PM
Me either. But - your mom has boogers the size of bowling balls.
Elusive
08-29-2005, 05:21 PM
i don't even know what the fuck that means

what is there not to understand?
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 05:40 PM
sounds like kick ass mom to me. is it suppose to be an insult?
Elusive
08-29-2005, 06:18 PM
yes, a mom that arm wrestles dinosaurs
and
has a gas powered dildo

could probably kick your ass.
CrankItUp!
08-29-2005, 06:35 PM
and dont forget that boogers the size of bowling balls could injure/kill a person.
Lindsey_1535
08-29-2005, 06:36 PM
My mom shops at safeway.
Elusive
08-29-2005, 06:46 PM
and dont forget that boogers the size of bowling balls could injure/kill a person.

those are dangerous boogers.
thats like slimer from ghostbusters just dropping out of her nose at random.
Elusive
08-29-2005, 06:47 PM
My mom shops at safeway.

aren't you canadian?
I dunno what safeway is, I'm guessing its equivalent to america's own
wal-mart... or maybe k-mart.

thats funny how you directed the mom joke towards yourself.
Lindsey_1535
08-29-2005, 06:53 PM
I never thought Safeway was Canadian, the yanks have to have it. Though its not that good and kinda lots o money.
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 06:54 PM
i have heard of safeway but have never seen one
DipDipDive
08-29-2005, 06:56 PM
Your mom loves it when I smear peanut butter on her thighs and call her Phyllis.
Elusive
08-29-2005, 06:57 PM
oh... do they sell lots of furniture, and crystaline figures, and bullshit like that? or just 40 dollar towels..?
Elusive
08-29-2005, 06:58 PM
Your mom loves it when I smear peanut butter on her thighs and call her Phyllis.

thats because her name is phyllis. don't you be callin out the wrong name
when your getting all pbj with my mom.
zorra_chiflada
08-29-2005, 07:03 PM
oh... do they sell lots of furniture, and crystaline figures, and bullshit like that? or just 40 dollar towels..?

we have safeways in australia. they're just an ordinary supermarket
Lindsey_1535
08-29-2005, 07:13 PM
Safeway is more money then any other store though. Its cheeper at Superstore or IGA.
Elusive
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
none of those stores exist in g boro also, no jack in the boxes, no white castle, we did have zare's and best for a while