remember your first orgasm?

[zorra_chiflada]

shit, i've never started a sex thread. :o

anyway, how old were you? was it by hand, or other? share with the group.

[ToucanSpam]

14


Actually I dont feel comfortable with this.

[zorra_chiflada]

14


Actually I dont feel comfortable with this.

i don't either

fuck, i'm such a prude :(

[TurdBerglar]

i remember it quite fondely. i had woken up during a wet dream when i was like 11. i woke up right dureing climax and i felt the whole thing. i was fuckn amazed. all day long all i could thing about was trying out this jerking off shit all the guys had been talking about. so as soon as i got home i ran into the bathroom and tried to figure out how i could do this. so i grabbed my cock and went to town. i quickly found out something wasn't right. all i was doing was giveing my dick an indian rub. so i hopped in the shower to get some water on my to see if that would make things a bit slippery. it didn't help much at all. so i was like "OH! SOAP!". bingo. i waxed one out in the shower and it completely blew my mind. i wanted to do it again but i soon found out i couldn't. i was quite perplexed on why i couldn't do it again. i just found out i had to give myself a 10 or 15 minutes to build up again.

[zorra_chiflada]

^ good reply

[SobaViolence]

mine coincided with my first viewing of lesbian porn...

[Elusive]

man, turd was lucky.. the wet dream orgasm as a first... using soap thats just about funny as shit.

I remember mine.
I was proud of myself, like "aww yea, I had an orgasm!"

[TurdBerglar]

you mean you knew it was an orgasm


i had no idea what the fuck it was

[DipDipDive]

I was 19. It was orally induced. I enjoyed it. :o

[Elusive]

^^ I don't believe you....
oh wait, are you a girl?
that might make sense....
but still...

[DipDipDive]

^^ I don't believe you.

Why not?

Yes, I'm a girl.

[Elusive]

I edited my post.

I dunno...that just sounds wierd whatever relegion um I mean gender you are. why would you lie though.

[DipDipDive]

I edited my post.

I dunno...that just sounds wierd whatever relegion um I mean gender you are. why would you lie though.

I wouldn't. (y)

[Elusive]

thats wierd I was wondering if anyone here actually had their first
orgasm w/ another person.

[TurdBerglar]

a lot of females aren't even capable of haveing an orgasm till she's like 17/18/19. or so i've read

[zorra_chiflada]

i was 16

[Elusive]

well, I was like 13 or 14....
It took me a while.

and thats about as personal as it gets, mofos. and I'm out....

[TurdBerglar]

when i first started jerking off nothing came out of me. i didn't even expect anything to be released. then one day i was jerking off and some sticky shit came out my dick. i was all like "oh no! what the fuck is this shit!". at the moment it was a huge buzzkill. all of a sudden you're haveing this exquisit orgasm then you think something bad has just happened. then it dawned on me. IT WAS JIZZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!. i felt so proud :cool:

[iceygirl]

i have no idea how old i was

kind of young though

shower massager

[CrankItUp!]

I didn't have a fucking clue about my boy glue either - seriously. All I can remember is being 7 yrs. old and waking up to something that I knew was other than pee on my bed. I had two older bros. - one shared the same room with me and luckily was the one that found out first. He told me not to worry and NOT to tell our mom. So all I can remember other than that was my brothers Lynda Carter poster that made my little pencil hard the day before. :D

[Elusive]

jesus god...7?

were you that kid on my bus who had a full beard at age 13?

[TurdBerglar]

i know, right


what the fuck

[cubsfirstplace]

jesus god...7?

were you that kid on my bus who had a full beard at age 13?

ha!!!!!!!! u just reminded me of ol' tom caprel

[CrankItUp!]

jesus god...7?

were you that kid on my bus who had a full beard at age 13?
Actually, I did have a mustache and beard at 15 and actually started growing chest hair at that same time. I never had to show an I.D. to get into movies or to buy beer. My older brothers and our father all had the same early puberty traits as me.

[TurdBerglar]

that usually means you're gonna die sooner

[Bob]

i was confused by it too, i had like 3 or 4 of them before i figured out exactly what the hell was going on (or how to reliably repeat it)...sex ed classes in school were worthless as far as that whole area goes.

i've gotten better at it since, though

[sam i am]

i have no idea how old i was

kind of young though

shower massager

After a few wet dreams, the shower massager was my first as well (self-induced).

I LOVED taking baths and rubbing the massager up and down my penis - it always made me cum.

This was when I was like 9 or 10.

[hitmonlee]

i don't remember
that sucks

[cosmo105]

i was about 12 or 13 and just happened to brush the area with my hand and WHOA :eek: what the hell was that? i tried it again...oh my! for a few nights i didn't actually orgasm...but then one night i did, and holy crap.

this is kind of embarassing...i don't think i've ever been embarassed on here before :o

[TurdBerglar]

oh man


imagine sitting in the liveing room watching the game while your 7 year old daughter is busy giveing herself orgasms in her bedroom.

"daddy im gonna go play with my barbies"

"ok sweety"


yeah right

[laurie_hammy]

I didn't have a fucking clue about my boy glue either - seriously. All I can remember is being 7 yrs. old and waking up to something that I knew was other than pee on my bed. I had two older bros. - one shared the same room with me and luckily was the one that found out first. He told me not to worry and NOT to tell our mom. So all I can remember other than that was my brothers Lynda Carter poster that made my little pencil hard the day before. :D

7 years old, thats not possible, no matter how early into puberty ya are, 7 is not possible unless your some kind of guiness world record. The lowest doctors get is like 10 years old. And thats like extremely early for men. I remember learnign about this shit in school. Everyon is differant but the basics are

Girls start puberty between 9-17

Boys start puberty between 11-18

[DandyFop]

i remember it quite fondely. i had woken up during a wet dream when i was like 11. i woke up right dureing climax and i felt the whole thing. i was fuckn amazed. all day long all i could thing about was trying out this jerking off shit all the guys had been talking about.

I don't get this. What all the guys at school were like "oh my god you guys, have you yanked on that peeing thing in your pants? It feels tubular!" At this age maybe people were giggling about kissing, but masturbating? I don't know man.

As far as I go, it was last year sometime. Hot tub. So 21 I guess.

Never had one with a person. I thought, thought that I had before untill I actually had one and realized...waaait a minute here...

[DandyFop]

Oh and also wet dreams confuse the hell out of me. I just, don't get how that happens? Why don't they happen to girls?

I've had extremely sexual dreams but never orgasmed, that I know of.

[Mcmac]

in the pool when i was like 12i jaaaaaaaaaaacked off

[Knuckles]

I am so surprised that every other post in this thread is from Turd. :eek:

[Tzar]

I am so surprised that every other post in this thread is from Turd. :eek:
i'm not. :D

[Trimm Trabb]

I can't remember the first, but I was young. About 8 I think.
So after that I spent a lot of time alone in my bedroom.

[QueenAdrock]

I won't get into too many details, but it was when I was 17. With Wayne. I just remember saying "Holy Jesus I think I'm gonna cum," and Wayne thought the way I said it was so funny he almost dropped me from laughing.

Umm, yeah. There were better ones out there than that one. :o

[QueenAdrock]

Oh and also wet dreams confuse the hell out of me. I just, don't get how that happens? Why don't they happen to girls?

They do. I go for months without any action, and all of the sudden, I'll wake myself up in the middle of the night with a wicked orgasm, which is pretty sweet. I heard something like 30% of all women can orgasm without any physical stimulation, just mentally make it happen. (y)

[Rock]

when i first started jerking off nothing came out of me. i didn't even expect anything to be released. then one day i was jerking off and some sticky shit came out my dick. i was all like "oh no! what the fuck is this shit!". at the moment it was a huge buzzkill. all of a sudden you're haveing this exquisit orgasm then you think something bad has just happened. then it dawned on me. IT WAS JIZZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!. i felt so proud :cool:
Same here. But the first time anything came out it was clear. It looked like precum. I did walk a bit taller that day.

[bigblu89]

then one day i was jerking off and some sticky shit came out my dick. i was all like "oh no! what the fuck is this shit!". at the moment it was a huge buzzkill. all of a sudden you're haveing this exquisit orgasm then you think something bad has just happened. then it dawned on me. IT WAS JIZZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!. i felt so proud :cool:

That's more or less how my first orgasm went.

I tried jerking off a few times, but wasn't sucessful. But then it happend, and I panicked, but then realized what it was.

[HEIRESS]

Ive definately been jerking off since I was 7ish

definately

[BionicEye]

when i first started jerking off nothing came out of me. i didn't even expect anything to be released. then one day i was jerking off and some sticky shit came out my dick. i was all like "oh no! what the fuck is this shit!". at the moment it was a huge buzzkill. all of a sudden you're haveing this exquisit orgasm then you think something bad has just happened. then it dawned on me. IT WAS JIZZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!. i felt so proud :cool:


That's more or less how my first orgasm went.

I tried jerking off a few times, but wasn't sucessful. But then it happend, and I panicked, but then realized what it was.


Its a scary thing to think, "Oh No! I broke it! I think I popped my balls!!"





.

[jackrock]

Its a scary thing to think, "Oh No! I broke it! I think I popped my balls!!"
.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one!
yea i think anyone who has cummded (< i dont know!) felt proud

[paul jones]

over a nude sam fox poster(you could even see her bush) in my bathroom



(y)

[avignon]

Oh and also wet dreams confuse the hell out of me. I just, don't get how that happens? Why don't they happen to girls?

I've had extremely sexual dreams but never orgasmed, that I know of.
girls can have wet dreams.


I'm no ttelling you how I know that. :o

[Abe Froman]

Rember it? Ahhh, like it was only yesterday...

[avignon]

I heard something like 30% of all women can orgasm without any physical stimulation, just mentally make it happen. (y)
I don't know about mentally making it happen, but sometimes it doesn't take much physical stimulation.

[cosmo105]

do you still think of it as wrong to do?

[TurdBerglar]

you're going to fuckn' HELL norcen.



i hope you buuuurn

[cosmo105]

i won't pester you about it. your beliefs are your beliefs.

that being said, do you do it anyway?

[Abe Froman]

and if you do still do it anyway, do you wear a wizards hat and stand in front of a mirror?

[cosmo105]

just because you do doesn't mean everyone else does, abe.

[Abe Froman]

Well, I wear a cape to and didn't mention that.

[TurdBerglar]

and if you do still do it anyway, do you wear a wizards hat and stand in front of a mirror?


ok what the fuck is this suppose to mean if it means anything at all?

[avignon]

Which is a bigger sin, reading the Harry Potter books or masturbating?

[TurdBerglar]

not any grosser than myself...

[cosmo105]

not at all, norcen.

[avignon]

People are now going to think I'm gross and everything.
Why do you think that?

My first question was a joke, I wasn't like trying to diss your religious beliefs or anything.

[TurdBerglar]

not at all, norcen.


show your tits

[cosmo105]

they're sleeping. i don't want to wake them.

[TurdBerglar]

they're sleeping. i don't want to wake them.



do they drool?

[cosmo105]

not to my knowledge. they do snore sometimes.

[beastiegirrl101]

They do. I go for months without any action, and all of the sudden, I'll wake myself up in the middle of the night with a wicked orgasm, which is pretty sweet. I heard something like 30% of all women can orgasm without any physical stimulation, just mentally make it happen. (y)


My friend can "O" from kissing.

[beastieangel01]

I honestly don't remember all that well. But I think I was around 12.

[cosmo105]

^you were 13. trust me.



i was there

[Abe Froman]

ok what the fuck is this suppose to mean if it means anything at all?

It means my humor is not funny to you and thats fine. Go back to studying.

[tulla]

i can't recall my first orgasm, but i do know that i started masturbating at a pretty young age.

this thread makes me giggle.

[TurdBerglar]

It means my humor is not funny to you and thats fine. Go back to studying.


I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE REFERING TOO

[cosmo105]

he's not referring to anything. he's just a weirdo.

[Abe Froman]

NOTHING! I MADE IT UP LIKE I DO A LOT OF THINGS! MY OWN TWISTED IMAGINATION PULLED IT OUT OF THIN AIR AND I PUT IT DOWN IN TEXT.

[TurdBerglar]

fuck you, my imagination is twisted

[Abe Froman]

yes, but not in a creative entertaining way.

[TurdBerglar]

and what's so creative about you?

[beastieangel01]

^you were 13. trust me.



i was there

hahaha.

Seriously, thinking about this, I do think I was 12. I remember I was reading a book, and that book was the first thing that made me feel "turned on."

[cosmo105]

i remember having funny feelings about the guy in the keyboard music book.

[beastieangel01]

Fox in Socks turned you on!?

Oh yes, that Fox, OH BABY!

Actually, it was a book called "Rain of Gold."

[Abe Froman]

and what's so creative about you?

Where do I start? I graduated from poo poo pee pee humor a long time ago. You will too!

[TurdBerglar]

Oh yes, that Fox, OH BABY!

Actually, it was a book called "Rain of Gold."



it was about golden showers? :confused:



what the hell kind of shit did your parents give you to read

[cosmo105]

Oh yes, that Fox, OH BABY!

Actually, it was a book called "Rain of Gold."
hahahaha. Crys was reading porn when she was 12.

[avignon]

oh the irony

[Abe Froman]

Actually, it was a book called "Rain of Gold."

I don't want to watch your adult dvd collection.

[TurdBerglar]

Where do I start? I graduated from poo poo pee pee humor a long time ago. You will too!


you don't say anything different that the dorky whiteboys that went to my highschool. you know the type. they played Majik(or however the fuck it's spelled) and D&D dureing lunch.

[beastieangel01]

yes, erotic fiction. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1558850309/qid=1125423286/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-2900415-3980806?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

p.s. I picked my own books, my parents didn't pick them, psh!

[Abe Froman]

you don't say anything different that the dorky whiteboys that went to my highschool. you know the type. they played Majik(or however the fuck it's spelled) and D&D dureing lunch.

Yes, see, I'm in high school humor. You are still in kindergarden thrilled at the fact that when you look in the toilet that you made that.

[TurdBerglar]

lets see you make a smiley face with your shit, fucker

[Abe Froman]

???? (http://www.brandens.net/files/Sounds/FX/Animals/CRICKET4.WAV)

[TurdBerglar]

*junebugs*

[beastieangel01]

I don't want to watch your adult dvd collection.

You weren't invited !

[Abe Froman]

You weren't invited !

Just in case you thought of asking. Thats all.

[beastieangel01]

Just in case you thought of asking. Thats all.

as if! You're sooooo vaiiin

[Abe Froman]

Duh, I'm the Sausage King for crying out loud.

[mp-seventythree]

I was 10, it was good times (y)

[Chicka B]

I heard something like 30% of all women can orgasm without any physical stimulation, just mentally make it happen. (y)

I can do that! Just thinking about some...things. :eek: That's actually what I think my first orgasm was, 2 years ago.

[wanton wench]

i remember my first orgasm!
*smiles as chills go up spine*

[ToucanSpam]

Princess Leia on Jabba's sail barge

[Bob]

Princess Leia on Jabba's sail barge

i can't tell if you're joking

[little j]

shit, i've never started a sex thread. :o

anyway, how old were you? was it by hand, or other? share with the group.

20
sex
with seth.

i had been with three people before seth and i didn't orgasm until i was with him.
and i get two or three everytime since.
:D :D

[ToucanSpam]

i can't tell if you're joking
I am. :rolleyes:

[Documad]

Never had one with a person. I thought, thought that I had before until I actually had one and realized...waaait a minute here...
I think that's pretty common. I'll bet that some of the ladies who answered this thread only think they've had one too. ;)

[The Notorious LOL]

I LOVED taking baths and rubbing the massager up and down my penis - it always made me cum.

This was when I was like 9 or 10.



This is probably the worst thing I have ever read on this board and there has been gigs and gigs worth of shit posted here.

[DandyFop]

I think that's pretty common. I'll bet that some of the ladies who answered this thread only think they've had one too. ;)

Yup.

[DandyFop]

I don't get this. What all the guys at school were like "oh my god you guys, have you yanked on that peeing thing in your pants? It feels tubular!" At this age maybe people were giggling about kissing, but masturbating? I don't know man.


Okay so please someone answer this.

[Bob]

I am. :rolleyes:

well, sometimes with you, it's hard to tell

[CrankItUp!]

7 years old, thats not possible, no matter how early into puberty ya are, 7 is not possible unless your some kind of guiness world record. The lowest doctors get is like 10 years old. And thats like extremely early for men. I remember learnign about this shit in school. Everyon is differant but the basics are

Girls start puberty between 9-17

Boys start puberty between 11-18
Well, I swear that I'm not making it up and I'm not lying about it - SERIOUSLY AND TRUTHFUL ! So believe whatever you want to.

[Kid Presentable]

I had my first orgasm in clear view of the sisters in their 50's next door.

It made me into a very uninhibited lover.

[TurdBerglar]

Okay so please someone answer this.


dudes talk about jerking off constantly from around the age of 10 and onwards

[Jodry]

In grade 7 after I wrote an exam, I came home and found my dads Penthouse stash. You can figure out the rest.