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TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
i went downstairs to grab a glass of oj. i opened up the fridge and there was a bottle of hoegaarden in there. apperently it's some sort of beer. anyways the name made me laugh. i wonder where it came from.
Tzar
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
yeah i don't like it. tastes like shit.
GetYourWarOn
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
a hoe is a gardening tool. not sure how that applies to beer though.
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
i was thinking hoes as in hoochies
GetYourWarOn
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_tools_equipment/article/0,1785,HGTV_3642_1383897,00.html
Tzar
08-29-2005, 09:26 PM
did you chunder big time that night, turd?
DipDipDive
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Hoegaarden is Belgian for tasty ass beer.

I would like to be permanently connected to a Hoegaarden i.v.

A Hoegaarden a day keeps the doctor away.

I don't like that beer at all.
Bob
08-29-2005, 09:49 PM
i bought it on board recommendation (in retrospect, possibly all dipdipdive's recommendation) the other day, it's interesting. the bottle shape is strange, the fact that it's cloudy is strange, and so is the idea of a white beer. it tastes good warm, which is odd. and it has a strange texture to it, that i can only describe as "bumpy", bumpier than a liquid ought to be, at any rate.

once you get past all that, i think it's pretty good. too expensive to drink regularly though
GetYourWarOn
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
I don't like that beer at all.


i've never had it, but i'm going to buy some tomorrow.
TurdBerglar
08-29-2005, 10:25 PM
did you chunder big time that night, turd?


i puked my fuckn' guts out
SobaViolence
08-30-2005, 01:26 PM
it's only for a special occassion, hopefully one that only happens once a year...
Qdrop
08-30-2005, 01:30 PM
terrible terrible beer.
roosta
08-30-2005, 01:41 PM
i don't mind it, but maybe its for nostalgic reasons

we discovered it whilst in belgium last year to see the beasties.
like turd, we took delight in the title and imagined this wonderful garden full of whores

when we got back we discovered a pub in town that specialises in foreign beers and ales had it. only bought it the once, mind.
Nuzzolese
08-30-2005, 01:41 PM
I like it. It's full bodied.
Trimm Trabb
08-30-2005, 01:48 PM
a hoe is a gardening tool. not sure how that applies to beer though.

I didn't know a hoe was a gardening tool.
I found out last week when Dan's dad said he'd bought a dutch hoe.
when I heard 'dutch hoe' I almost thought he was talking about me. Thank god he wasn't.
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 02:02 PM
terrible terrible beer.

agreed