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TurdBerglar
08-30-2005, 11:22 AM
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A Dutchwoman, the world’s oldest person on record who swore by a daily helping of herring for a healthy life, died on Tuesday aged 115, the ANP news agency reported.

Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, a former needlework teacher born on June 29, 1890, died in her sleep at a nursing home in the northern Dutch town of Hoogeveen.

“Mrs. Van Andel-Schipper passed away peacefully,” ANP quoted the director of the nursing home as saying. “She told me that she thought it was great to have been the world’s oldest person and that she looked back on a very fine life.”

Also known as Hennie, the passionate soccer fan married a tax inspector in the 1930s and was forced to sell her jewelry to buy food during the German occupation in World War II.

The Guinness World Records book had confirmed she was the world’s oldest known person.

The world’s oldest living man on record, Emiliano Mercado Del Toro, lives in Puerto Rico. He was born on Aug. 21, 1891.

The record for the longest life is held by French woman Jeanne-Louise Calment who died aged 122 in 1997, according to Guinness World Records.

Qdrop
08-30-2005, 11:23 AM
what's shocking?

TurdBerglar
08-30-2005, 11:23 AM
ummm oh



the headline read "world oldest person dies". and it made me laugh

cosmo105
08-30-2005, 11:24 AM
you just know the second-oldest woman is going YESS! THAT BITCH FINALLY CROAKED! now...

TurdBerglar
08-30-2005, 11:26 AM
i think my grandmother is gonna be one of those really old fuckers. she's about 90 and can kick everyones ass

avignon
08-30-2005, 11:26 AM
You know they eat that herring raw? Weird ass dutch people. :rolleyes:

TurdBerglar
08-30-2005, 11:27 AM
where's KOR?

paul jones
08-30-2005, 03:36 PM
where's KOR?


I don't know

jackrock
08-30-2005, 04:00 PM
at least it was peaceful :o

Trimm Trabb
08-30-2005, 04:03 PM
You know they eat that herring raw? Weird ass dutch people. :rolleyes:

yeah and we eat chips with mayonaise and peanut sauce.
And onions.

b-grrrlie
08-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Chips with peanut sauce? Like they wouldn't get stuck on your palate anyway...

synch
08-30-2005, 05:32 PM
yeah and we eat chips with mayonaise and peanut sauce.
And onions.
Hmmmm... Oorlog...

I needs that.

I like how her life was summed up in one sentence. They said more about the husband than about her.