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alruggs
08-30-2005, 12:17 PM
Ya heard?
TurdBerglar
08-30-2005, 12:19 PM
i was watching the geese at the park grazeing buy the pond. these fuckers just shuffle along eating and shitting. so the dumbfuck at the end of the pack is getting quite the mouthfull
bigblu89
08-30-2005, 01:06 PM
I eat in my house...

And shit in my house...

...But not in the same room.
NurfBallJeaneus
08-30-2005, 01:15 PM
Likewise, don't eat where you shit.
Bob
08-30-2005, 01:28 PM
Likewise, don't eat where you shit.

or eat what you shit, for that matter
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 01:35 PM
but it can be too convenient and you just end up shitting where you eat.
Bob
08-30-2005, 01:36 PM
it's like shitting on your own doorstep
roosta
08-30-2005, 01:39 PM
who shit in your cornflakes?
alruggs
08-30-2005, 01:41 PM
ok, you can literally eat and shit wherever/however you want. just don't date/fuck someone you work with.

I've witnessed the consequences and it ain't pretty.
Bob
08-30-2005, 01:41 PM
ohh, now i get it
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 01:51 PM
ok, you can literally eat and shit wherever/however you want. just don't date/fuck someone you work with.

I've witnessed the consequences and it ain't pretty.


i knew what you was getting at and my answer was to that but sometimes you end up doing that. I say that cus I've been there.

still good advice alruggs is giving there.
bigblu89
08-30-2005, 01:59 PM
So why not just say don't fuck where you work?
miss soul fire
08-30-2005, 02:00 PM
Even your boss?? I mean you don't work with him, but for him! :D
roosta
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
i'm a fan of this particular phrase

also, as mentioned, the variant "don't shit on your own doorstep"

or also "don't piss into the wind"
bigblu89
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
What if you were fucking them prior to working there?
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 02:03 PM
What if you were fucking them prior to working there?

don't get a job there - cus that is what i did
bigblu89
08-30-2005, 02:04 PM
And I guess it didn't work out?
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 02:09 PM
And I guess it didn't work out?

kinda, cus the job helped me get rid of her. and the job (y)
miss soul fire
08-30-2005, 02:14 PM
I say never date someone from a message board, especially when it's your favourite one. You won't be able to talk bad stuff about them. That's quite sad. Where are you goin to vent, at the therapist? That's LAAAAME! :D
alruggs
08-30-2005, 02:51 PM
What if you were fucking them prior to working there?
No, don't do it. That's what happened in the current situation.
Documad
08-30-2005, 03:16 PM
Yeah, a friend of mine just started dating a coworker who is technically an underling. She knows it's amazingly stupid but she's doing it anyway. :rolleyes:
Abe Froman
08-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Dont piss in the well you drink from because that guy from The Fly will beat your ass down.
kll
08-30-2005, 03:33 PM
i want details
SobaViolence
08-30-2005, 03:34 PM
it can also work for neighboors or people on the same residence. in co-ed dorms, you don't fuck people on your floor.
zippo
08-30-2005, 03:34 PM
dont want what you cant get and dont fool yourself into thinking you can
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 03:35 PM
it can also work for neighboors or people on the same residence. in co-ed dorms, you don't fuck people on your floor.
I had a friend who did not follow that rule.

He followed her to Calgary.


He was stuck in Calgary all summer with no job.

Dumbass.
kll
08-30-2005, 03:36 PM
hi zippo!
zippo
08-30-2005, 03:40 PM
whatsup killer...!

im sad on the message board today

*blows up a balloon animal and gives it to you*
alruggs
08-30-2005, 05:00 PM
Ugh, don't fart where you work either. Dude let one riiiiiiiiiiip.
alruggs
08-30-2005, 05:01 PM
And, no, it wasn't Justin.
Abe Froman
08-30-2005, 05:03 PM
Someone did that on the train yesterday and I was totally trapped. I think it was someone Irish because it smelled of boiled cabbage.
alruggs
08-30-2005, 05:05 PM
This guy was Chinese and he eats A LOT of stinky fish.
King PSYZ
08-30-2005, 05:06 PM
It was horrible, I hope he went and wiped after he left our office...
zippo
08-30-2005, 05:17 PM
i am standing in the office right behind you two
Abe Froman
08-30-2005, 05:19 PM
Is this about shitting in the milk?
Calimero jr.
08-31-2005, 02:49 AM
Don't you ever think of me
When you're outside strollin'
Don't you ever wave the flag
When we're rockin' and rollin'
Don't shit where you eat, my friend

Who said it was hard to climb
A peak that you can't see
I tell ya it's an easy thing
When it's you and me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

A little food and drink uh huh
Nothin' too fancy
Lamb, veal, and some good ole wine
This is the life for me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo
Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo
Doodn doodn doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Don't shit where you eat, my friend

Viva Ween !! (y) (y)