View Full Version : I've got a plan to save the world!
cookiepuss
08-30-2005, 01:33 PM
So I was thinking...what do we have alot of that we really don't know what to do with? the answer: Garbage and Raw Sewage.
And what are we eventually going to run out of? yeah that's right crude oils and gas. So you know where I'm going with this.
what we NEED is to find a way to convert garbage and shit into fuel and energy. Fuck running cars on veggie oil, that stuff can be expensive, but garbage and shit are totally free and there is an endless supply. Seems like it would solve alot of our polution problems.
I'm sure somebody out there has got to be working on this as we speak. we need to find them and give them money. cause obviously the oil companies have all the money and they do not want us running things on garbage and shit.
We can save the world people! who's with me?
Does anyone else here have a plan to save the world? tell us about it. (y)
i've invented a car that runs on banana peels, but the MAN came and shut it down
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 01:37 PM
My plan to save the world is to destroy 3/4 of it.
Hi my name is George W Bush.
bigblu89
08-30-2005, 02:06 PM
Are you guys talking about the upgraded Delorian Time Machine Doc made at the end of Back to The Future?
TonsOfFun
08-30-2005, 02:07 PM
so the world is not safe?
cookiepuss
08-30-2005, 02:15 PM
Are you guys talking about the upgraded Delorian Time Machine Doc made at the end of Back to The Future?
basically yeah. we should do that shit. :cool:
of course if we had a time machine we could just go back in time and start over, making sure that the first cars ran on horse manure or somethin. that way we could just nip this oil/gas thing in the bud right from the get-go. Know what I'm sayin'?
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 02:17 PM
I would go back in time to like 1000 ad with a bunch of guns and take over england.
no way i'm stoppin at no manure pump on my way to work...global destruction is a small price to pay :mad:
cookiepuss
08-30-2005, 02:42 PM
no way i'm stoppin at no manure pump on my way to work...global destruction is a small price to pay :mad:
but, what if you could just shit directly into your gas tank? :D
but, what if you could just shit directly into your gas tank? :D
don't shit where you drive
cosmo105
08-30-2005, 02:44 PM
cookiepuss, i love your avatar. not much in this world makes me laugh as hard as those YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP guys.
that's a good idea...but there's not enough money in it. :(
cookiepuss
08-30-2005, 02:55 PM
cookiepuss, i love your avatar. not much in this world makes me laugh as hard as those YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP guys.
that's a good idea...but there's not enough money in it. :(
thanks (y). muppets, gotta love em'.
you're probably right about the money thing...however they've convinced us to pay for water in a bottle, so I'm sure someone could think of a way to market poop.
maybe if they sold it in bottles
bruce mcculloch could do commercials
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 06:04 PM
Batshit and styrofoam with a bucket of Maddog 20/20 fuels my Delorean. (y)
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 06:53 PM
I think I will start drinking my urine to save water.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 06:57 PM
Could we see a video of that ?
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 06:59 PM
Could we see a video of that ?
Oh, hellz no.
cookiepuss
03-03-2006, 12:17 PM
Damn! my plan, it's happening. (y)
Japanese make Gasoline from Cow Poop! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060303/ap_on_sc/cow_dung_gasoline;_ylt=Av_t2wj.EfaD5Pjz.RyA_uCs0NU E;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MzV0MTdmBHNlYwM3NTM-)
of course now the Japanese are going to profit from my idea. :( Pesky Asians. :p
abcdefz
03-03-2006, 12:18 PM
Are you guys talking about the upgraded Delorian Time Machine Doc made at the end of Back to The Future?
...that was my first thought, too.
jabumbo
03-03-2006, 12:36 PM
they already have incinerators to turn waste into energy. but since its highly toxic to the emvironment, they regulate what you can and cannot burn...
and tha japanese cow dung thing seems like it would take a lot of money to extract a usable amount of oil...
bigblu89
03-03-2006, 12:45 PM
Interesting read in regards to this thread...
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mmanurefuel.html
enree erzweglle
03-03-2006, 12:54 PM
Maybe it's happening closer than you think? http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060220/dogpoop_ani.html
cookiepuss
03-03-2006, 01:03 PM
Maybe it's happening closer than you think? http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060220/dogpoop_ani.html
oh yeah? that is sweet, and I hadn't heard anything about it until now. they said SF and other Northern California cites, so hopefully my area will also be one of them. (y)
I'm telling you guys, the future of energy is all about POOP! :D
ToucanSpam
03-03-2006, 01:07 PM
I'm telling you guys, the future of energy is all about POOP! :D
YOUR full of poop! :mad:
Seriously, corn-fuelled cars is the future, people. Check it out on the world wide web, the idea of a corn-fuelled car is out there.
Monsieur Decuts
03-03-2006, 01:09 PM
YOUR full of poop! :mad:
Seriously, corn-fuelled cars is the future, people. Check it out on the world wide web, the idea of a corn-fuelled car is out there.
Can we sustain the amount of crops needed to fuel a nation? I don't think so.
We shoulda just built a system of highspeed chairlifts around the country now that would be fun.
ToucanSpam
03-03-2006, 01:11 PM
...maybe a wheat fueled car then.
cookiepuss
03-03-2006, 01:14 PM
What ever Pattrick, you probably just bought a ton of stock in Pacific Ethanol didn't you? :rolleyes:
we're always goig to have more shit that we know what to do with, and while a corn feild is pretty to look at a pile of crap and sewage is not, therefore we'd do best to use up that poop. yeah.
ToucanSpam
03-03-2006, 01:17 PM
What ever Pattrick, you probably just bought a ton of stock in Pacific Ethanol didn't you? :rolleyes:
Damn, caught red handed.... :o
Monsieur Decuts
03-03-2006, 01:17 PM
if we could put all the poop in the world into paper bags and deploy them onto old peoples doorsteps and light them on fire, then attach the legs of the old people to some sort of gyroscope we could harness the stomping of the poop to power at least part of our communities.
Old People, Finally giving back what they took for all those years.
enree erzweglle
03-03-2006, 01:20 PM
Seriously, corn-fuelled cars is the future, people. Check it out on the world wide web, the idea of a corn-fuelled car is out there.
Willie Nelson uses peanuts or french fries to make a biodiesel that he calls BioWillie. It's already in use.
jabumbo
03-03-2006, 02:26 PM
making biodiesel is a lot easier than most people think. you just need to have the right equipment
ToucanSpam
03-03-2006, 02:33 PM
Too bad you don't have the right equipment, jabumbo.
guerillaGardner
03-04-2006, 01:19 AM
thanks (y). muppets, gotta love em'.
you're probably right about the money thing...however they've convinced us to pay for water in a bottle, so I'm sure someone could think of a way to market poop.
Perhaps its why industry spews so much crap into the environment - so that we will have to buy all our air and water from them eventually - like the arsehole logging companies who ACTUALLY HAVE left one section of an ancient forest in Canada standing so that people will pay to go visit it.
Joni Mitchell was very astute when she predicted that "They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them"
My other theory is that all that shit spewing into the atmosphere is some kind of terraforming for the lizards/aliens in order to make our planet habitable for them when they take it over.
Perhaps that seems insane, but is it any more insane than poisoning the very thing that keeps us alive. I think not.
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