View Full Version : Being Single Kind of Sucks
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 07:07 PM
Cooking isn't as much fun anymore and my poor vibrator is crying from exhaustion. Plus, it would be nice to have someone to toss back a few drinks with right now.
I will confess- I do like having the bed to myself, though. Pillows don't fart and hold your head under the covers. Well, at least mine don't.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:11 PM
Do you drink malt liquor beer ?
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 07:16 PM
Nah. I'm hitting Bacardi Raz tonight. Good stuff. (y)
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:19 PM
That's beer discrimination - ya know ? :mad:
GetYourWarOn
08-30-2005, 07:20 PM
Cooking isn't as much fun anymore and my poor vibrator is crying from exhaustion. Plus, it would be nice to have someone to toss back a few drinks with right now.
I will confess- I do like having the bed to myself, though. Pillows don't fart and hold your head under the covers. Well, at least mine don't.
agreed. being single really sucks after a while, but then again most relationships start to suck after a while too. so who knows what to think.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:26 PM
Don't think - just grab a cold 40 oz and drink. :cool:
GetYourWarOn
08-30-2005, 07:27 PM
Don't think - just grab a cold 40 oz and drink. :cool:
done and done.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:30 PM
(y)
SobaViolence
08-30-2005, 07:36 PM
so, would being in a relationship and 4 hours apart be a double whammy?
good ol' budweiser never leaves for the summer....
QueenAdrock
08-30-2005, 07:44 PM
How's Aidan doing with the whole single mom thing? Are all his friends trying to hit on you because you're a total milf? I don't care how young they are, they'd do it if they were smart.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:50 PM
Bitcha - just a question out of sheer curiousity ( so please don't take offense and consider my question a compliment, because you're hot ! (y) ) Have you ever dabbled into the adult entertainment industry before ?
Are you gonna need batteries for your birthday too?
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 07:55 PM
My love doll "Lucille" doesn't require batteries. :cool:
I was talking to the thread starter.
and my poor vibrator is crying from exhaustion.
GOD DAMN! :cool:
Jodry
08-30-2005, 08:06 PM
Being single at first is great, but then after a while, it really starts to suck. Relationships are also great to start, but might turn out cruddy. So its a give and take situation. I have been single for a really long time and its really starting to depress me now.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:07 PM
Malt boy,
My malt liquor days ended seven years ago when I discovered it WAS possible to smoke crack rock from an ass crack, which always tastes better than a 40 oz.
No. I've never been in porn, however, my hair has many times. It played the part of the reigns.
Soba,
Long distance relationships would seem like they would suck, unless a man has a huge penis that when whipped out, can spread down four hours of highway and into my apartment.
Queen,
Aiedyn is doing great. Since his friends are only five, girls suck, and so do girls with larger breasts, unless cookies are involved. ;) <3
Tal,
I'm good on batteries. What I need is a solar powered vibrator I can hook onto my car antenna, so after driving around all day, I can come in, lay down, and be ready for self-action.
SobaViolence
08-30-2005, 08:11 PM
the way you handled four people with such grace...astounding and fucking hawt. (y)
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 08:13 PM
Malt boy,
My malt liquor days ended seven years ago when I discovered it WAS possible to smoke crack rock from an ass crack, which always tastes better than a 40 oz.
No. I've never been in porn, however, my hair has many times. It played the part of the reigns.
Soba,
Long distance relationships would seem like they would suck, unless a man has a huge penis that when whipped out, can spread down four hours of highway and into my apartment.
Queen,
Aiedyn is doing great. Since his friends are only five, girls suck, and so do girls with larger breasts, unless cookies are involved. ;) <3
Tal,
I'm good on batteries. What I need is a solar powered vibrator I can hook onto my car antenna, so after driving around all day, I can come in, lay down, and be ready for self-action.
This malt boy is 34 yrs. old and I was just kidding - so you didn't have to be so damn harsh.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:13 PM
the way you handled four people with such grace...astounding and fucking hawt. (y)
It wasn't me. It was the Bacardi typing. ;)
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:14 PM
This malt boy is 34 yrs. old and I was just kidding - so you didn't have to be so damn harsh.
I was kidding, too. Stop whining, old man.
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:17 PM
You'll find someone.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:22 PM
You'll find someone.
I don't really want anyone right now. I was just stating a fact. :cool:
Tal,
I'm good on batteries. What I need is a solar powered vibrator I can hook onto my car antenna, so after driving around all day, I can come in, lay down, and be ready for self-action.
I'll get to work on that.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 08:26 PM
Hint : Unplug the fridge and put 220v on the money honey ! ;) Vibratorzilla
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:27 PM
I don't really want anyone right now. I was just stating a fact. :cool:
I probably figured you didn't, but I know you'll find someone.
I think you're pretty intimidating though. :D
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:29 PM
Hint : Unplug the fridge and put 220v on the money honey ! ;) Vibratorzilla
I could do that in my next porn film.
Oh, wait!
Toucan,
I am NOT intimidating, punk! Grrr!
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:31 PM
Toucan,
I am NOT intimidating, punk! Grrr!
I didn't mean in a bad way, of course.
You're a strong woman. You'll beat off the bad fellows with a stick, and you'll find a charming fellow. I have foreseen it.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:32 PM
I didn't mean in a bad way, of course.
You're a strong woman. You'll beat off the bad fellows with a stick, and you'll find a charming fellow. I have foreseen it.
Well, tell Prince Charming to get his cracka ass over here, then. The vibrator is still crying!
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:33 PM
Well, tell Prince Charming to get his cracka ass over here, then. The vibrator is still crying!
I can't meddle with the powers that be!
Besides, soon enough...
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:34 PM
Ha ha..meddle.
Did the psychic friends teach you that word? :P
stop flirting, you two!
if lindsey catches you dogging her, TS....... you in the shit!
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:35 PM
Ha ha..meddle.
Did the psychic friends teach you that word? :P
No, the TV did.
Funny story, my family has a history with tarot cards and clairovoyancy, psycics and shit.
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:36 PM
stop flirting, you two!
if lindsey catches you dogging her, TS....... you in the shit!
Hey now, no flirting here.
Hey now, no flirting here.
lies....
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:38 PM
lies....
Psh.
Besides, she's like, 25. ;)
yeahwho
08-30-2005, 08:38 PM
Keep your harness as clean as you would any other item of intimate apparel. Hand wash your harness with mild soap and water, and let it dry thoroughly before putting it away. Harnesses made from fabric are machine-washable. Be careful not to leave your leather harness in front of direct heat.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:38 PM
Toucan is jail bait. And I would never flirt with a cartoon character off a cereal box, unless it was Count Chocula. Fucka is HOT!
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 08:38 PM
Well, tell Prince Charming to get his cracka ass over here, then. The vibrator is still crying!
You rang ? ;)
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:39 PM
Toucan is jail bait.
I'm 19 yo.
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:39 PM
Keep your harness as clean as you would any other item of intimate apparel. Hand wash your harness with mild soap and water, and let it dry thoroughly before putting it away. Harnesses made from fabric are machine-washable. Be careful not to leave your leather harness in front of direct heat.
Orlando Bloom?
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:39 PM
I'm 19 yo.
I'm ten years your senior, kid.
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:40 PM
I'm ten years your senior, kid.
I would have guessed 5. ;)
I'm only having fun. :D
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:40 PM
You rang ? ;)
That must be your microwave dinging, telling you your Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit is ready.
CrankItUp!
08-30-2005, 08:41 PM
All you need to have is : a cool buzz in the head and your big stiff poker buzz in the bed. :cool:
Bitchamachacha
08-30-2005, 08:42 PM
Nah.
Masturbation takes forever with a buzz, and I have to get up early.
I'm only having fun with my penis :D
:eek:
ToucanSpam
08-30-2005, 08:45 PM
Metallica sucks.
Good Charlotte 4 lyfe \m/
Clever editing is so last year.
Echewta
08-30-2005, 08:48 PM
That must be your microwave dinging, telling you your Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit is ready.
That was pretty funny.
miss soul fire
08-30-2005, 09:06 PM
Mingle!:D
Somewhere. Start a course or anything like that.
Meanwhile, exercise your body! I've started doing it today and I'm already feeling great!:D Tomorrow I'll break into pieces though! :p
Good luck, Steph!
Medellia
08-30-2005, 10:24 PM
Ha ha..meddle.
Did the psychic friends teach you that word? :P
No, he learned it from Gandalf. :D
Jodry
08-31-2005, 02:05 AM
lindsey, don't make fun of me cause I'm lonely...that's just mean...
paul jones
08-31-2005, 08:05 AM
Cooking isn't as much fun anymore and my poor vibrator is crying from exhaustion. Plus, it would be nice to have someone to toss back a few drinks with right now.
I will confess- I do like having the bed to myself, though. Pillows don't fart and hold your head under the covers. Well, at least mine don't.
I think someone should invent farting pillows and sell the on E-Bay (y)
beastieangel01
08-31-2005, 09:54 AM
I will confess- I do like having the bed to myself, though. Pillows don't fart and hold your head under the covers. Well, at least mine don't.
haha. That is the one thing about being single I liked, sleeping alone. I love to move around when sleeping, so having a bed to myself rocked.
Even with someone it isn't too bad, but I definitely realize the difference when alone.
ToucanSpam
08-31-2005, 09:55 AM
No, he learned it from Gandalf. :D
:mad: :mad: :mad:
hardnox71
08-31-2005, 03:14 PM
Yes, being single does suck very hard, Bitcha.
The way we started off a year ago I never in my wildest dreams thought I would be saying this but I kinda wish you and I lived closer to each other. You really sound like someone to know. (y)
Elusive
08-31-2005, 03:18 PM
being single does suck.
but... so does being in a bad relationship.
so... I remain in oblivion at the moment.
HEIRESS
08-31-2005, 03:21 PM
so, would being in a relationship and 4 hours apart be a double whammy?
has anybody answered this yet???
hardnox71
08-31-2005, 03:23 PM
being single does suck.
but... so does being in a bad relationship.
so... I remain in oblivion at the moment.
That's good to know. I thought I was here all by myself.
Elusive
08-31-2005, 03:23 PM
I think a relationship and 4 hours apart would cancel eachother out?
HEIRESS
08-31-2005, 03:25 PM
Hmmmm and Hmmmmm
monkey
08-31-2005, 03:28 PM
i want to have a person to scratch up and caress. it sucks being the single one in a group of friends that are all having sex (not with eachother, with their s.o). but i dont miss being in the relationships ive been in. im kinda glad they all ended.
HEIRESS
08-31-2005, 03:30 PM
the next four months are going to be make and break/cake and steak
yep
yep
yep
:/
Elusive
08-31-2005, 03:32 PM
right. that's why I haven't had a "s.o."
in 2 or 3 year because I want to do things differently...
also, I just haven't met a person yet who inspired me for more
than like a week or two, that is who wasn't taken or not interested.
it sucks
oh well
Elusive
08-31-2005, 03:37 PM
also, the older you get,
the more the ranks get thinned.
I'm 26 and single.
that means I now have a one and 5 billion chance of meeting
a person who is not fucking crazy and going to stab me in my sleep.
but oh well, I'm good at being a light sleeper,
and excellent at blocking things.
well, maybe its not that bad.
it's not like I'm 36.
or 46.
also, I look young, and am pretty irresponsible, so I could risk trying someone younger.
this would piss some of my friends off, but they need shit to talk just like everyone else. sorry... long post.
hardnox71
08-31-2005, 03:48 PM
I'm 26 and single.
that means I now have a one and 5 billion chance of meeting
a person who is not fucking crazy and going to stab me in my sleep.
Oh, how true.
Hello, new sig.
Elusive
08-31-2005, 03:54 PM
ha i've been quoted.
I am good at blocking things also...
I will have to work on catching wrists though,
because if someone stabbed my hand I think I'd finally end my years
of indifference and start fuckin flippin.
and who would go to prison?
me.
you know it.
ha ha
Bitchamachacha
08-31-2005, 04:19 PM
Yes, being single does suck very hard, Bitcha.
The way we started off a year ago I never in my wildest dreams thought I would be saying this but I kinda wish you and I lived closer to each other. You really sound like someone to know. (y)
:D
Thanks. I may cry in my tea now.
;)
I'm going to a friend's house tonight, which should be cool. I never did that when I was living with the hub. And it's a male friend (as in an actual friend, nothing more), so that's triple awesome.
QueenAdrock
08-31-2005, 08:21 PM
You know what they say about the dating business:
Smart, cute, or sane: pick two.
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