Random Money Questions

[mickill]

Just answer honestly. That's all I ask. A simple yes or no would suffice, but feel free to elaborate on your answers if you wish.

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?

[mp-seventythree]

I can't be arsed to answer questions 1-9. But on question 10, does a nice house and stocks and bonds come under the tag "accessories"?

[mickill]

Don't you dare ask me anything if you didn't read the first post thoroughly before asking. Let that be a warning to all. You have been warned!

[enree erzweglle]

Just answer honestly. That's all I ask. A simple yes or no would suffice, but feel free to elaborate on your answers if you wish.

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met[...]

You're saying that if I don't do this, someone will shoot them or something?
Then yes, I'd give that money if I had it.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

(b)

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?
no

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?
no

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?
I don't know what that means, but about the only verbs I'm willing to do that involve him only relate to some of his music.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?
no

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?
no

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?
no

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?
pregnant? no.

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities
charity because I have way too many clothes as it is and I don't really wear accessories.

If you replaced Elton John or the gorilla with one of several other people, I'd answer yes to a lot of these questions.

[Rock]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people. YES

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

A. My boss wouldn't let me live it down at happy hour. or even at work actually

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? Would anyone else know about it besides me and Sir Elton?

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? Would anyone else know about it besides me and Sir Elton?

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000? Would anyone else know about it besides me and Sir Elton?

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? No

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000? not really sure, it depends on the size of the cage and the position of the gorilla. If it had plenty of room to rip my arms out of its sockets then no, but if it had pretty much no room to move around except an inch or two between each side of him and the cage, then yes

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000? Yes, as a matter of fact I killed 3 cobras in Pakistan last month (sure they were babies but still)

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000? No

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose? since i just saved 10 peoples lives, I would spend it on myself

[enree erzweglle]

Which would you choose? since i just saved 10 peoples lives, I would spend it on myself :D

[ToucanSpam]

Just answer honestly. That's all I ask. A simple yes or no would suffice, but feel free to elaborate on your answers if you wish.

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

If I had enough money that I could do so and not be broke for a long time, then yes. But only is I was completely comfortable financially.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?


I would ask my boss to leave.

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

Yes, it's $50,000. Take one for the team.

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

I would not go that far.

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

Hell no. Jesus no. Not worth it.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

No.

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

I enjoy a challenge.

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

Yes, it would be fun.

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

NO. Not a chance.

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?


Charities. I don't need to spoil myself with tonnes of clothing and shit. Honest.

[Nuzzolese]

Yes on the first one if no one else was going to do it, and I could charge it.

2: B

3: yes

4-9: no

10: b, only because I just know I'd grow to resent clothing as something that restricts me from the joys money can bring in other areas of life. If I have to waste it all on clothes then I don't want it. Put it to some real use.

[mp-seventythree]

Don't you dare ask me anything if you didn't read the first post thoroughly before asking. Let that be a warning to all. You have been warned!


Oh I read it thoroughly, but as I stated before I couldn't be arsed to answer questions 1-9. For the record though, no i wouldn't do any of those things for the amounts stated.

[mickill]

See, you guys are awesome. mp-seventythree? Not so much.



ree, yes they would be shot dead in each of their faces.

Rock, no, it'd be between you and Sir Elton.

And your girlfriend/fiancee.

Nuzzi, I had no idea you were that hard up for cash (question 3).

I'm still waiting for someone to say yes to question 6. Where's DDD when you need her?

[abcdefz]

I'd do most of those things; yeah.

Subquestion: would you fellate Elton John if it saved one life?

[ToucanSpam]

I want more of these questions, entertaining the thought of doing some of them passes the time.


Not the ghey ones though.

[mp-seventythree]

See, you guys are awesome. mp-seventythree? Not so much.



Ah well, I'm used to being not so awesome. I'm sure I can live with it.

[Rock]

Rock, no, it'd be between you and Sir Elton.

And your girlfriend/fiancee.

Well if she knew then no to all 3. But if it was just between me and him, yes, to the handjob. I want to say yes to the blowjob and no to the salad just so I can use this quote: “Well, when a man is sucking your dick, he can pretend that’s something else. When he’s eating ass, he knows it’s ass.”

But in reality, the amount of loot for the bj and salad tossing is waaaaaay too low for me to do it.

[cosmo105]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

If I had the money, I would. Definitely. But let's see...bank account balance...oh, look about $60. I get paid today, though, so I'll let you know if I have enough to cover it.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

I'd go with b, probably.

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

That's a lot of money. And I wouldn't necessarily have to look at it...no. I wouldn't. I don't know if I could live with myself after that.

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

No. And there goes my appetite.

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

Not enough money in the world for that.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

Would I be able to wear turtlenecks and have my hair covering it constantly? How big would it be? If it was kind of small and i had lots of tattoos everywhere so nobody really noticed it or thought "Oh, how kooky," then maybe. If it was just one giant black cock stretching from one side of my neck to the other, I don't know, man...

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

Well, if the suppositories were for the gorilla's health, maybe...and I have a way with animal anuses.

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

Why is it non-venomous? Are you a wuss?

I wouldn't, though, because it goes against the whole vegan thing.

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

No, and I'd cry and scream until you got it away from me. Wait, how big is the bowl?

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

The latter. Because only an asshole like Mike would even dream of doing the former.

[Rock]

The latter. Because only an asshole like Mike would even dream of doing the former.
are you calling me an asshole??

[Qdrop]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives?

no. not every life is worth saving...i would need to know them or of them first.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options

b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave

but i would just say that i'm sick....and then leave.
and cry on the way home.




3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? probably not. maybe.

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? no.

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?no.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? no. no amount of money is worth eternal public scorn.

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000? no, cause i wouldn't survive. what good is money to a dead man.

now would i let the gorilla do it to ME for $100,000? hmmmm.....

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000? fuck yeah. even for less.

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000? i'd do it for way less.

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose? i guess the charities....but i would be very selective about which.

[cj hood]

i think you and qdrop should have a post-off...

[cosmo105]

are you calling me an asshole??
oh, i didn't see your post.

erm...no...i'm calling Mike an asshole. you saved 10 people. that's a hero.

[Bob]

Just answer honestly. That's all I ask. A simple yes or no would suffice, but feel free to elaborate on your answers if you wish.

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

yeah (i'm about to get paid $150,000)

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

A

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

sure

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

sure...i'd pay a hypnotist to erase the memory from my mind though...and possibly buy a new tongue

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

here i'm going to say no

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

nope

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

nope

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

nope

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

nope

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?

charity, i have no fashion sense anyway

[DandyFop]

I am gonna sound like a hooker

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.
Well considering that I have never come close to having 10,000....but if i did have it, yes I would

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? yes

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? yes

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000? I'm not exactly sure what this is but if it has to do with licking his asshole, then no

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? yes


7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000? no

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000? yes

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000? no fucking way

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities


I don't think blowing Elton John would be a big deal....it's a harder thing for the guys methinks

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzzi, I had no idea you were that hard up for cash (question 3).



It's just a hand job, a hand job's nothing. I could do it in my sleep. And anyway it's not just any hand job, it's Sir Elton "I'm a Rocket Man!!" John. (y) :D :o

[JBernas]

I would pay the ransom...I spent three times as much on a new car for myself...it seems a small price for 10 people's lives.

When I managed a restaraunt, I had a server call in sick b/c he crapped himself in his only pair of work pants. :D

I wouldn't do any kind of sex for money (esp. with Elton John) nor would I tatoo anything obscene on my body for any amount of money.

Wouldn't even get IN the cage with the gorilla much less try to stick something up it's ass.....

As for the rest (spiders and cobras) no fucking way.

The money? I'd give it up to charity. Not only do I believe in karma (plus, it's like I never had it in the first place and I'm pretty happy as it is), but I would find it really hard not spend it on anyone else....or at least explain that I couldn't.

[kll]

Just answer honestly. That's all I ask. A simple yes or no would suffice, but feel free to elaborate on your answers if you wish.

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people. No

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it C

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? Yes

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? Yes - with condom

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000? Does this mean have sex with? Probably.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? Maybe. You didn't say the size of the penis.

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000? No

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000? No

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000? Fuck no

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself If accessories mean cars, houses, vacations to go with my mood, etc. then I'd do this one... Fuck charity
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?

[DandyFop]

I told you guys, I'm a hooker

[wanton wench]

1. yes if i had the money but how would i know that my money went to save them? (its sounds like a scam)

2. b

3. yes i've touched worse things for free by accident

4. no

5. no

6. yes if it was only like 1/4 of an inch big (i have long hair)

7. yes but does it really need 3 suppositories (poor thing)

8. yes if i can cook it before eating it (i've heard they are good)

9. hell no i'm not a baby killer

10. lets see how 6 7 & 8 work out before i answer this one.

:D

[ToucanSpam]

I told you guys, I'm a hooker
hahahahahaha I believe it.

[Rock]

yeah but do you kiss on the mouth? or does that make it "too personal"?

[DandyFop]

only if by mouth you mean cocknballs

[bigblu89]

1. No
2. B
3. If only Elton and I knew about it, Yes
4. No
5. No
6. If I got to choose the size, yes.
7. No
8. Yes. If by "attempt" you mean I can take a swat at it and then say "Oh well, I tried. Pay Up."
9. Yes, as long as I had something to wash it down with.
10. A

[kll]

I <3 bigblu

[bigblu89]

And I love you too.

[bigblu89]

P.S. I just found my new signature.

Thanks kll

[monkey]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

if i had it, absolutely.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

b.

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

no

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

no

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

god no.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

mayyyybe. what size?

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

ummm... sure.

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

no

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

no.

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?

shit... i want to say b. but i think, maybe a, then i can give 3/4 of that stuff to charities. send clothing to africa!

[mickill]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.

I don't like when people get shot in the face, so yes. I would take out a loan if I had to. I mean, I'd reach into my fat ass wallet.

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

I can't believe so many of you would willingly tell your superiors you crapped your pants. I like how kll said she would just hide it. Oh, I'd choose b

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

I wouldn't pleasure Elton in any manner. And tossing someone's salad is just a shade under felching in terms of disgustingness.

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

I meant a good 8.5 inches. Like, pretty much life-sized. My answer is no.

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

Yes I would. And I would probably succeed. Or die.

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

No. Because truthfully I don't think I could kill any animal, let alone with my bare hands and teeth, and then eat it.

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

Hell no. And what's wrong with you people that said yes?

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?

Contrary to what that douchelicker cosmo says, I wouldn't think of spending it on clothes and accessories. And no kll, I don't think you can really consider houses and cars accessories. You don't really wear a car or house, you more kinda sit in them. I liked Pauli's answer.

[Bob]

i really don't see what the big deal is with the elton john ones (except for salad tossing, which is nasty). how bad could it be? people do it all the time, and they don't get paid boatloads of money for it. if nobody had to know about it, i'd say $100,000 is a fair price. you could solve a lot of problems with that kind of money.

[bigblu89]

I did find it weird that a good majority of the ladies said they wouldn't at least give him a handy.

I'm not a girl, so I wouldn't know, but I wouldn't think that to be all that big of a deal.

I could be wrong though, I usually am.

[mickill]

I don't know, Bob. Maybe YOU don't have a problem with Elton having an orgasm in your hand and maybe YOU don't have a problem with him ejaculating in your mouth, but I kinda feel grossed out at the thought. 1) it's not like he'd be wearing a rubber. And 2) I don't even know this guy.

But I admire your bravery.

[Bob]

I don't know, Bob. Maybe YOU don't have a problem with Elton having an orgasm in your hand and maybe YOU don't have a problem with him ejaculating in your mouth, but I kinda feel grossed out at the thought. 1) it's not like he'd be wearing a rubber. And 2) I don't even know this guy.

But I admire your bravery.

all i'm saying is, $100,000 would buy more than enough listerine to get over it

[Bitchamachacha]

Gah!

Those are a lot of money questions.

I'd rather just see the money shots. ;)

[kll]

1 And no kll, I don't think you can really consider houses and cars accessories. You don't really wear a car or house, you more kinda sit in them. I liked Pauli's answer.[/B]
But, what if they match my outfits and stuff?

[TurdBerglar]

no. there's all ready too many people in this world that i couldn't give a fuck about. i wouldn't even do it for any of the people here. friends and family though, that's different. well not all my family.


i don't feel like doing the rest

[mickill]

But, what if they match my outfits and stuff?
Like if the car had been reupholstered in fake ass Lous Vuitton patterns to match your wardrobe? Yeah I guess so then.

Bitcha, why would you wanna see Elton's money shot on Bob? That's just nasty.

[Bob]

Like if the car had been reupholstered in fake ass Lous Vuitton patterns to match your wardrobe? Yeah I guess so then.

Bitcha, why would you wanna see Elton's money shot on Bob? That's just nasty.

are you calling me ugly

[CrankItUp!]

Mike - Could any of these amounts be payable in cash ? (lb)

[zorra_chiflada]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.
no

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it
What would you do?
b

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?
no

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?
no

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?
no

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?
yeah, maybe. i have long hair that could cover it up. and makeup.

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?
maybe

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?
no

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?
no

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

Which would you choose?
b. seriously, what the fuck am i gonna do with $10 million dollars worth of clothes? i'm content with the clothes i have now.

[Documad]

I think it's funny you picked Elton John. I'd be more likely to do those things to him than to, say Sting, because I bet Elton would enjoy it less than I would. I'm sooooo not his type!

Can you kill the spiders with your hand before you eat them? I don't think I would be able to swallow live ones but I'd do it if I could kill them first.

I love giving money to charity. But my plan would be to give the money away in a splashy way and then Oprah would have me on her show and I bet she'd give me a lovely purse and maybe some cool sunglasses. But probably not a Hermes purse.

[DandyFop]

I would totally get the penis tattoo.

If something like that could finance my first film, I don't give a shit. Plus it'd be a kinda funny story.

[Hiebz]

1. save people - yes

2. a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
-there'd be no way to hide that ...

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? yeap, tho wife might not be too impressed (until she receives her new purse, shoes, and body cleaning products), I'll see what she says ...

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? nope, I'm content to earn my money and work my way to $100,000

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000? see 4

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? for a mill, hell yeah, they got cream that can cover that shit up!

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

I'd leave that for the proffessionals

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

I was thinking the same as BigBlu - sure I could make an attempt
could I cook it up after or mix it into some jambalaya?

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?

see 4

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

b) donate the entire amount to various charities

not big on clothing and accessories

[Knuckles]

I must say that the first question has really got me thinking. If I'm being honest I guess I would have to say no. If I were to give ten grand to any number of African charities today I'm fairly sure it would save a good deal more lives than just ten. Will I doit? No. Why? Because I can't afford it. I give what I can to charities every month but there is no way I would be able to shell out ten grand.

Kinda makes me feel like a bad person. :(

[Bob]

I must say that the first question has really got me thinking. If I'm being honest I guess I would have to say no. If I were to give ten grand to any number of African charities today I'm fairly sure it would save a good deal more lives than just ten. Will I doit? No. Why? Because I can't afford it. I give what I can to charities every month but there is no way I would be able to shell out ten grand.

Kinda makes me feel like a bad person. :(

don't feel too bad, the only reason i said yes was because i'd just made 100k by blowing elton john

[little j]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people. no

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000? sure

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000? no

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000? no

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000? no

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000? no

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000? yes

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000? no

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities as long as i could choose the charities.
Which would you choose?

[CrankItUp!]

I is gunna suck yo' sweet meat alls nite long fo' free - u sexy mutha-fucka u ! :cool:

[synch]

1. Would you pay a $10,000 ransom out of your own pocket to save the lives of 10 people you have never met nor will ever meet and whom would not know that you spent 10 grand to save their lives? Ever. Basically, I'm saying you'd get no credit or satisfaction other than knowing that you saved the lives of 10 people.if I could afford it, yes

2. Say you pooped your pants at work/school and you only had 3 options, either:

a) pay $1,000 to be permitted to leave without having anyone know
b) tell your boss/instructor and be permitted to leave
c) go on with your day and ignore/hide it

What would you do?

3. Would you give Elton John a hand job for $50,000?

4. Would you fellate Elton John for $100,000?

5. Would you "toss" Elton John's "salad" for $250,000?

I just need to know before answering these... would he buy me dinner or something and would he still respect me in the morning...?

6. Would you permanently get a tattoo of an erect penis on the side of your neck in black ink for $1,000,000?

7. Would you attempt to subdue a caged hungry silver back gorilla with your bare hands and insert 3 suppositories in it's rectum for $100,000?

8. Would you attempt to kill and eat a live non-venomous cobra using nothing but your bare hands and teeth for $100,000?

9. Would you eat a bowl of live pregnant spiders for $100,000?
Not unless I was dying of hunger at the time and/or needed to feed my family. That goes for the Elton John questions too

10. If you inherited $10,000,000 but only had one of two options, either:

a) spend every dollar on nothing but clothing and accessories for yourself
b) donate the entire amount to various charities

I'm not a fan of fancy clothes. Unless you count an Ipod as an accessory...

[cookiepuss]

1. probably not..but it has nothing to do with the lack of recognition and everything to do with the fact that I don't have that much money for myself let alone others

2. b) humiliating but I'd get over it.

3. Abso-fucking-lutely. I took a class on how to give a right proper hand-job and that'd be some easy money right there.

4. nope that's where I draw the line.

5. nope that's way over the line

6. probably not, but it's not the subject matter of the tat so much as the location.

7.depends on how many bananas I have.

8.yeah I think I could do that if I just bit the snake hard enough

9.I hate spiders, but I'd try it for the money.

10. honestly I don't know.

[synch]

I must say that the first question has really got me thinking. If I'm being honest I guess I would have to say no. If I were to give ten grand to any number of African charities today I'm fairly sure it would save a good deal more lives than just ten. Will I doit? No. Why? Because I can't afford it. I give what I can to charities every month but there is no way I would be able to shell out ten grand.

Kinda makes me feel like a bad person. :(
The bold bit makes you a better person than most other people on the planet.

That and your wicked photoshop skills.