truth or dare

[Rancid_Beasties]

Shit I did it in beastie general, stuff you if you meant beastie free...I'll repost if you want doofus

[zorra_chiflada]

Okay :confused:

you put it in the wrong forum

but that's ok! it's still funny!

[Rancid_Beasties]

I did no such thing, I just wanted both forums to know of my glorious moment :mad:

[Documad]

no, it's way better in beastie general. that's where it belongs!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Like I said, everyone should know about it, maybe I could put it in sure shots & other music.....(lb)

Okay I wont :(

[Victor Baron]

TRUTH!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

Like I said, everyone should know about it, maybe I could put it in sure shots & other music.....(lb)

Okay I wont :(

hahahah! it got deleted! you're in trouble!

[avignon]

All right, who hasn't completed their dares?

[avignon]

Looks like Qdrop and Turdberglar are the only ones.


PANSIES!!!!!!!!!

[avignon]

how is that a dare to me?


i want avignon :mad:
Pete, your dare is to make a thread in recipes for chocolate covered cicadas. you are to search and copy/paste the actual recipe and then say how much you enjoy their chewy goodness.

[Hiebz]

I'm in, I'll take truth

[paul jones]

Truth or dare bitch


truth

[avignon]

I'm in, I'll take truth
Rate your current sex partner on a scale from one to ten, ten being mind-numbing, fantasy fullfilling, costume wearing, pleasure escapades that take hours: one being partially clothed, lights out, missionary position only, grunt-grunt-done-roll over-snore, sex.

[avignon]

truth
I think TS is gone now, so I'm asking. What "favors" did you have to do to get to meet all those celebrities and are you proud of your groupie status?

[Hiebz]

Rate your current sex partner on a scale from one to ten, ten being mind-numbing, fantasy fullfilling, costume wearing, pleasure escapades that take hours: one being partially clothed, lights out, missionary position only, grunt-grunt-done-roll over-snore, sex.

ummmmmm.....






6.5 :o

sshhhhhhh!!!

[Hiebz]

avignon, truth or dare?

[avignon]

avignon, truth or dare?
truth

[adam_f]

I'll play truth.

[Hiebz]

Avignon, what's the worst thing you've done and gotten away with it?

[avignon]

I'll play truth.
Which would you choose if you HAD to choose, being shot in the foot at close range with a small caliber gun, being stabbed somewhere in the torso but missing any vital organs with a four inch blade, or having your wisdom tooth ripped out in a back alley by some guy with a wrench and the only pain relief you get is a bottle of whiskey?

[Hiebz]

i'll take dare

<<winches>>

[avignon]

Avignon, what's the worst thing you've done and gotten away with it?
drunk driving is by far the stupidest thing, and I got away with it because I didn't hurt anyone or myself and I didn't get caught. I used to sneak out of my bedroom window when I was a teenager and go out cruising with my friends. And my sister and I used to steal food but that was because we had about ten dollars a week to live on.

[avignon]

adam has to give Heibz a dare, I'm outta here! :)

[adam_f]

Originally posted by avignon
Which would you choose if you HAD to choose, being shot in the foot at close range with a small caliber gun, being stabbed somewhere in the torso but missing any vital organs with a four inch blade, or having your wisdom tooth ripped out in a back alley by some guy with a wrench and the only pain relief you get is a bottle of whiskey?

Stabbing. At least I'd have a visible scar on my rock hard abs.

[CrankItUp!]

Now that's a little much (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=976487#post976487)
Is you constipated or sumtin honey ?

[Rancid_Beasties]

hahahah! it got deleted! you're in trouble!
I believe thats my first thread deletion, what did it say for the reason?

[zorra_chiflada]

I believe thats my first thread deletion, what did it say for the reason?

thread deleted by tpk
reason: yeah completely unnecessary

i had a thread locked once.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Oooooooooohhhh ummm-aaahhhrrrrs

[zorra_chiflada]

Oooooooooohhhh ummm-aaahhhrrrrs

YOU'RE DOBBED ON RANCID! I'M TELLING!

times infinity

[zorra_chiflada]

ok, truth or dare

[Rancid_Beasties]

Truth I guess

[zorra_chiflada]

Truth I guess

pussy

who do you dislike on this board the most? you can only choose one person.

[Rancid_Beasties]

pussy

who do you dislike on this board the most? you can only choose one person.
Ummm *checks ignore list* there's only one person on my ignore list and its Adrock's taint. But that's really ericlee anyway...and I dont mind him...soo ummm gmsisko I guess. Do you want me to pick someone from the beastie free side of the board, because that was waaaaaaaaaay to easy.

[zorra_chiflada]

Do you want me to pick someone from the beastie free side of the board, because that was waaaaaaaaaay to easy.

yeah.
nobody likes gmsisko, not even his parents.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Okay then...hmmm...I haven't had any real conflict with people...other than on the political forum and even then I dont dislike people like Qdrop. Dammit can I get a dare :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Okay then...hmmm...I haven't had any real conflict with people...other than on the political forum and even then I dont dislike people like Qdrop. Dammit can I get a dare :(


i dare you to go into a thread in the political forum that was started by gmsisko, and quote him, posting "BAM (y) "

ya gonna do it?

[Tzar]

i'll do both

[Rancid_Beasties]

i dare you to go into a thread in the political forum that was started by gmsisko, and quote him, posting "BAM (y) "

ya gonna do it?
Diggidy done

[ToucanSpam]

I'll take something. Truth, I feel like spilling it all tonight.

[zorra_chiflada]

Diggidy done

haha! that ruled!

[Mcmac]

dare

[ToucanSpam]

dare
I dare you to make an 'OmG gOoD cHaRlOtTe RuLz' thread.

[Mcmac]

no thats shit everyone would know its a joke give me a better one

[teat]

no thats shit everyone would know its a joke give me a better one

Make a farewell thread.

[monkey]

meeeeeee
i wanna have a dare. meeeeeee

[Knuckles]

meeeeeee
i wanna have a dare. meeeeeee
post a picture of you picking your nose.

[cosmo105]

ooh me! truth!

[teat]

ooh me! truth!

Why do you like German?

[cosmo105]

because my friends all took that class in high school and i would ditch calculus to sit in there with them. they hardly learned anything except how to say silly curses and such, but the teacher was so great and we played gamecube...and my boyfriend speaks it, and i think it's super hot. :D

[Mcmac]

german is the uglyiest language ever...i have learned it for like 8 years and i still dont know shit

[avignon]

Did Pres Zount ever complete his dare?

i want to know who has skipped out on their dares so far.

And I have an awesome one for zorra--if she is superherolike enough to accept it.

[Hiebz]

well, here goes ... I've not received my dare yet

<<winches>> <<again>>>

[avignon]

well, here goes ... I've not received my dare yet

<<winches>> <<again>>>
pm someone involved in a board couple (not me!) and tell them that you have fallen in love with their significant other and you will stop at nothing to win them over. Only after they respond may you explain that it was your dare and you didn't mean it.
forward the pm to me as proof that you did it.

[avignon]

post a picture of you picking your nose.
I was so gonna nail somebody with that one.

Knuckles, truth or dare? Mwahaha....

[enree erzweglle]

I am just now reading this thread and doing so has explained so much. :D

[avignon]

I am just now reading this thread and doing so has explained so much. :D
Heehee


come on enree, truuuth or daaaare? *wiggles eyebrows*

[enree erzweglle]

Heehee


come on enree, truuuth or daaaare? *wiggles eyebrows*
:D you choose, providing that it does not involve posting photos.

[paul jones]

I think TS is gone now, so I'm asking. What "favors" did you have to do to get to meet all those celebrities and are you proud of your groupie status?

no favors,they just appear.Yes,it's great meeting celebs telling them what a real job is

[avignon]

:D you choose, providing that it does not involve posting photos.
your mission should you choose to accept it is...
change your profile info to the following

biography: did the crime now I'm doing the time.
location: sing sing
interests: lifting weights in the yard, braiding my girlfriend's hair, and doing prison tats in exchange for cigs
occupation: cellwife

and you have to leave it up for the next three days since it's a weekend.

[enree erzweglle]

your mission should you choose to accept it is...
change your profile info to the following

biography: did the crime now I'm doing the time.
location: sing sing
interests: lifting weights in the yard, braiding my girlfriend's hair, and doing prison tats in exchange for cigs
occupation: cellwife

and you have to leave it up for the next three days since it's a weekend.
Done! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=26219) (When I did the "cellwife" thing, I didn't take out the full line of existing text in the right way and it wound up saying, "cellwife at a major university on the east coast.") :D :D :D

[avignon]

Done! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=26219) (When I did the "cellwife" thing, I didn't take out the full line of existing text in the right way and it wound up saying, "cellwife at a major university on the east coast.") :D :D :D
hehehehehehe that would have been better! You're so awesome. <3 I'm gonna put in a good word for you at your next parole hearing. ;)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Dare me people, quick :mad:

[avignon]

Hiebz just completed his dare with extra points for style! We will have one very jealous female board member on our hands! :D (y)

[avignon]

Dare me people, quick :mad:
your mission is to bump the oldest, most insignificant or just irrelevant thread you can find in any forum on the Beastie Free side by posting the following message no matter what the thread is about, "I must say that this debate is one of the most intriguing we've ever had on this board and I'm stunned to know that so many of you are this intellectual and articulate. I had thought that everyone here was a complete bafoon, but this thread has made me respect you all in a whole new way."

[Rancid_Beasties]

your mission is to bump the oldest, most insignificant or just irrelevant thread you can find in any forum on the Beastie Free side by posting the following message no matter what the thread is about, "I must say that this debate is one of the most intriguing we've ever had on this board and I'm stunned to know that so many of you are this intellectual and articulate. I had thought that everyone here was a complete bafoon, but this thread has made me respect you all in a whole new way."
I said quick, this is gonna take a while :(

Ohh well I'm up for it.

[avignon]

I said quick, this is gonna take a while :(

Ohh well I'm up for it.
you can doooooo eeet!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Alright, theres no threads in general older than june this year. So I had to venture to other music.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I found a better one :D

[ToucanSpam]

I found a better one :D
You're still awake?

Holy shit man, I went to bed at 2:30 a.m. and it is now 11 and you are still here. Wikkid.


Okay, seriously, someone gimme something to do.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You're still awake?

Holy shit man, I went to bed at 2:30 a.m. and it is now 11 and you are still here. Wikkid.


Okay, seriously, someone gimme something to do.
Dude, since then i've been to work for 8 hours...then I've come home and its now just past midnight and I am doing an essay and posting on here.

[ToucanSpam]

Dude, since then i've been to work for 8 hours...then I've come home and its now just past midnight and I am doing an essay and posting on here.
damn.

Ok, truth or dare yo.

[Rancid_Beasties]

damn.

Ok, truth or dare yo.
Truth..I'm too good at these dares :cool:

[avignon]

I found a better one :D
What? Where? The Nelly thread? Man! you didn't post the message I gave you. But it's funny anyway. :cool:

[ToucanSpam]

Truth..I'm too good at these dares :cool:
Have you ever had homosexual thoughts?

[Rancid_Beasties]

What? Where? The Nelly thread? Man! you didn't post the message I gave you. But it's funny anyway. :cool:
Political forum (y)

Homosexual thoughts? Well i've imagined being a female lesbian... :cool:

Umm, not really, but one of my friends who is gay is really good looking, I can tell that if I was gay I would probably have a crush on him.

[avignon]

Political forum (y)

Homosexual thoughts? Well i've imagined being a female lesbian... :cool:

Umm, not really, but one of my friends who is gay is really good looking, I can tell that if I was gay I would probably have a crush on him.
Awesome pick! :D

And awesome answer to TS's question too. :)

[ToucanSpam]

Come on people, challenge me.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I can't think of any truths or dares, but what the hell

Truth or Dare spammy?

[ToucanSpam]

I can't think of any truths or dares, but what the hell

Truth or Dare spammy?
truth

[Rancid_Beasties]

^Thats not an option

[ToucanSpam]

you just asked me.......

[Hiebz]

Hiebz just completed his dare with extra points for style! We will have one very jealous female board member on our hands! :D (y)

well, she offered to tape me and Spam and added
*cough* dared *cough*

:D :D good form!

I wanted to take to dare to someone who hadn't posted on T&D, but am not on the line of who in a board couple would be a good candidate

so, TucanSpam, you got a camecorder and tape ready? :p

[avignon]

You guys :rolleyes:

TS, do you have phone sex with your significant other?

RB, truth or dare?

[avignon]

well, she offered to tape me and Spam and added
*cough* dared *cough*

:D :D good form!

I wanted to take to dare to someone who hadn't posted on T&D, but am not on the line of who in a board couple would be a good candidate

so, TucanSpam, you got a camecorder and tape ready? :p
Haha! I think just about everyone is on to us by now anyway.

[ToucanSpam]

TS, do you have phone sex with your significant other?


nope.

[avignon]

I have a dare for one of you suckas then I gotta go to bed. Who's up for it?

[Rancid_Beasties]

You guys :rolleyes:

TS, do you have phone sex with your significant other?

RB, truth or dare?
Truth again. BTW I still owe you a "truthe" Toucan.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Actually I'll take the dare avignon

[avignon]

RB, I'll give you one of each.
Truth: Have you ever measured your dong like with a ruler or a tape measure?

Dare: Make a poll, either in BF or in Cooking, your choice, the title is Tastiest Burp. Then add the options of foods and beverages that you enjoy burping up. (Do not forget the Echewta option!) I suggest listing bacon as one of the options, because nothing burps better than bacon.

[enree erzweglle]

Dare: Make a poll, either in BF or in Cooking, your choice, the title is Tastiest Burp. Then add the options of foods and beverages that you enjoy burping up. (Do not forget the Echewta option!) I suggest listing bacon as one of the options, because nothing burps better than bacon.
I totally just talked about this very thing with someone (face to face) earlier in the week.

[avignon]

I totally just talked about this very thing with someone (face to face) earlier in the week.
The measuring part or the burping part?

edit: nevermind

[ToucanSpam]

avignon, truth or dare?

[avignon]

avignon, truth or dare?
I'll do a truth because I have to get some sleep soon.

[Rancid_Beasties]

RB, I'll give you one of each.
Truth: Have you ever measured your dong like with a ruler or a tape measure?
Yes and yes :eek:

Hey I'm a vain sonnovabitch when I want to be.

[enree erzweglle]

I think he should be given double truths and double dares because the poll did not include echewta. Or doritos. :D

[ToucanSpam]

I'll do a truth because I have to get some sleep soon.
Truth:

Do you plan on making babies with your current man?

[enree erzweglle]

The measuring part or the burping part?

edit: nevermind
:D :D The burping part. A friend and I had basically that entire conversation. Which burp do you most look forward to. I asked it jokingly but he pondered it seriously.

[avignon]

Truth:

Do you plan on making babies with your current man?
We have adopted someone on this board already.
Also, we have been trying to come up with a name that sounds right in English, Dutch, Cheyenne and Italian. (We thought of two; Annawake and Madeleine)

So I guess that's a yes. :)

[ToucanSpam]

We have adopted someone on this board already.
Also, we have been trying to come up with a name that sounds right in English, Dutch, Cheyenne and Italian. (We thought of two; Annawake and Madeleine)

So I guess that's a yes. :)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

[avignon]

I think he should be given double truths and double dares because the poll did not include echewta. Or doritos. :D
:D Doritos burp pretty nice. Do you prefer the cool ranch burps or the nacho cheese burps?

[ToucanSpam]

nacho cheese burps are absolutely disgusting. I love it.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I fucked that one up, I deserve to be beaten. Its too late, time for sleep.

[enree erzweglle]

:D Doritos burp pretty nice. Do you prefer the cool ranch burps or the nacho cheese burps?
No doubt, nacho cheese.

[enree erzweglle]

I fucked that one up, I deserve to be beaten. Its too late, time for sleep.
You should be made to do another poll. (Truth be told, I enjoy them. :o)

[ToucanSpam]

HI enree! :D

[enree erzweglle]

HI enree! :D
Apparently, someone thinks my dick is too small.

I thought of this thread as soon as I read that PM, TS. :D : D :D

[adam_f]

This thread seems like one big inside joke that only certain board members and the late Phil Hartman are aware about.

[cosmo105]

me! dare!

[BionicEye]

start a thread announcing that you're pregnant... haaaar - it'll be two pages before you can respond

[Hiebz]

me! dare!

ok miss, start a thread about spanishbob808 in the Sure shots with his gravestone reading "if he had only been banned before 89, it would have meant something" and write how disgusted you are with how people treated him and how you thought he didn't deserve it

he he he :D

edit:
damn too late ... I mean not in enough time

dare's up for grabs ....

[cosmo105]

hah! too late, BionicEye got it. linkies (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=56081)

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

can i play?

[BionicEye]

start a thread about how you thought you had it all covered by having a vasectomy

[avignon]

Wait, am I missing something? Did someone do a "make a break up thread" dare and I missed the whole thing, or what?

[b-grrrlie]

I've been trying to catch up here since been away the weekend. I'd like to play as well!
Anybody wanna give me a dare!?

[ToucanSpam]

I've been trying to catch up here since been away the weekend. I'd like to play as well!
Anybody wanna give me a dare!?
I dare you to make a thread in which you confess your undying love for any random male board member.

[zippo]

FUCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!
i believed the whole sky/echewta, cosmo pregnant, and bgrrrlie mb guy thing

and then you come in here and youre like, IDIOTS!!

(n) :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

anyone wanna play?
zount, are you reading this?
dare me to do something.

[Pres Zount]

I dare you to shut the fuck up for one second.

EDIT: JOKING!

[zorra_chiflada]

I dare you to shut the fuck up for one second.

I DARE YOU TO HAVE A SHOWER FOR ONCE YOU STINKY ARSEHOLE! :mad:

[Rancid_Beasties]

hahahahaha :D

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahahaha :D

he's in trouble when i get home.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE DISHES

[Pres Zount]

Zorra, I dare you to do the dishes when you get home.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I thought you guys had a dishwasher?

[BionicEye]

First bury this thread... then

Announce to everyone that you're thinking taking a job as an internet cam girl because you need the money and talk about being too lazy to get a real job.

[zorra_chiflada]

I thought you guys had a dishwasher?

we don't use it.
joe should be doing it as we speak




p.s. please stay online joey :o
you're my favourite

[zorra_chiflada]

Announce to everyone that you're thinking taking a job as an internet cam girl because you need the money

haha, no-one's gonna buy that. i'm gonna get responses like "who would want to look at you" :p


and talk about being too lazy to get a real job.

but they'll buy that

[zorra_chiflada]

zount, i dare you to change your avatar to a picture of tiny head from "cold case"

DO IT DO IT!

[Pres Zount]

fine.

[zorra_chiflada]

fine.

haha! fuck that small headed bitch!

ok. gotta go to lecture.

[Kid Presentable]

fine.

Fucking Genius! :p

I'll bet that bitch didn't take a whole lot of resizing.

[Pres Zount]

Ugh. I feel awful.


EDIT: Haha! No resizing was needed. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

So Zount, I guess with your new avy (cool way to say that shit) you should start a thread addressing an old, old, old, BBMB issue. A 'Cold Case' if you will.

I guess that's another dare.

[Beth]

i'll take truth for $1,000, alex.

[Pres Zount]

So Zount, I guess with your new avy (cool way to say that shit) you should start a thread addressing an old, old, old, BBMB issue. A 'Cold Case' if you will.

I guess that's another dare.

I'm on it chief!

[Kid Presentable]

i'll take truth for $1,000, alex.

Are you wary of marriage second time around?

[Beth]

no; i know some people vow never to marry again, or whatever, but i'm not one of those people.

good thing, since i'm getting married October 1st. :)

[Kid Presentable]

no; i know some people vow never to marry again, or whatever, but i'm not one of those people.

good thing, since i'm getting married October 1st. :)

Cool. Sorry it wasn't a more controversial 'truth'. :)

[zorra_chiflada]

well, i had an exciting lecture NOT

[Kid Presentable]

well, i had an exciting lecture NOT

I wish I was going to boring lectures. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

I wish I was going to boring lectures. :(

about civic contemporary design?
i think not

[Pres Zount]

zorra, I dare you to buy some more crumpets on the way home.

[Kid Presentable]

zorra, I dare you to buy some more crumpets on the way home.

I dare Zorra to not catch the bus.

[zorra_chiflada]

zorra, I dare you to buy some more crumpets on the way home.

we don't need more! there was another packet in the fridge

UNLESS YOU ATE LIKE SIX OF THEM YOU GLUTTON! :mad:

[icy manipulator]

ok i've got some time to kill atm. someone give me a decent truth question

[ToucanSpam]

Zorra, I dare you to purchase said crumpets and post pictures of you slamming them down Zount's throat! :D

[zorra_chiflada]

Zorra, I dare you to purchase said crumpets and post pictures of you slamming them down Zount's throat! :D

he slams them down his throat himself! :mad:
you should see him!

[ToucanSpam]

he slams them down his throat himself! :mad:
you should see him!
Hey that's mean. :mad:

You might be hurting his feelings. No love for you! :p

[icy manipulator]

fine. looks like this thread is on it's death bed

[monkey]

no no i wanna play
i always leave or fall asleep

i'll try to stay awake and do this right.

gimme a truth.

then someone else gimme a dare.

yeaaaa

[monkey]

ok i've got some time to kill atm. someone give me a decent truth question

what's your dirtiest sexual fantasy and can you put a board member's face on it? name the board member jyou'd do it to.

[BionicEye]

Start a thread about saying you founf $10,000 in an unmarked envelope and don;t know whether to find the owner or keep it.

[zorra_chiflada]

Start a thread about saying you founf $10,000 in an unmarked envelope and don;t know whether to find the owner or keep it.

yeah!

[monkey]

Start a thread about saying you founf $10,000 in an unmarked envelope and don;t know whether to find the owner or keep it.

me?

ok.


ehh,.. not very controversial dare

[BionicEye]

OK say you took it after you saw someone left it on the counter at the bank.... and say it happened on Fri.

[zorra_chiflada]

OK say you took it after you saw someone left it on the counter at the bank.... and say it happened on Fri.

can i get a truth question?

[CrankItUp!]

OK say you took it after you saw someone left it on the counter at the bank.... and say it happened on Fri.
Friday was a long fucking time ago and my ass would already be broke.

[BionicEye]

Truth: What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever done to make a fool of yourself?

[monkey]

i wanted a truth q too....

heheheheheh.

i like the truths. theyre usually embarrassing and stupid.

[BionicEye]

Friday was a long fucking time ago and my ass would already be broke.

I only said that because there'd be no banks open on a sunday

[CrankItUp!]

Truth: What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever done to make a fool of yourself?
Had a sex change on here - and I actually like being a sista instead (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

Truth: What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever done to make a fool of yourself?

hmm, i'll think about that for a while and get back to you. :)

[TurdBerglar]

truth

[zorra_chiflada]

truth

do you actually like anyone here?

[BionicEye]

^^^
Turd

Truth: You like big butts and you cannot lie.

[zorra_chiflada]

hmm, i'll think about that for a while and get back to you. :)

hmm, well i've done stupid things when i was drunk.
i once offered someone sex. :o
that's probably the worst. i still see him regularly. :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

do you actually like anyone here?

like?

shit, i think im in love with you!

[TurdBerglar]

^^^
Turd

Truth: You like big butts and you cannot lie.


well no shit


that should be obvious

[zorra_chiflada]

who wants a dare?

[TurdBerglar]

fuck that


give me a truth

[zorra_chiflada]

fuck that


give me a truth


every time you take a dump, how many actual singular poos do you do?

[BionicEye]

Dare.

[zorra_chiflada]

Dare.


go into the cooking forum and start a thread entitled "yeast infections"

and ask the question "do YOU put yogurt on YOUR vagina?"

[TurdBerglar]

well in the morning it comes out like lumpy crisco



later in the day it comes out in one big long cord that breaks about as my bowels are being evacuated

[Pres Zount]

well in the morning it comes out like lumpy crisco



later in the day it comes out in one big long cord that breaks about as my bowels are being evacuated

OH! Mr. Darcy!

[GrndMasterRemix]

DARE! DARE!

[BionicEye]

I dare you to find the least interesting thread possible and bump it with a post of unrelenting enthusiam on the subject & its author.

[GrndMasterRemix]

I dare you to find the least interesting thread possible and bump it with a post of unrelenting enthusiam on the subject.

i dont know half the things you siad.

[BionicEye]

I dare you to make sense of that post.

[GrndMasterRemix]

oh cmon give me something good that will get me in trouble or something.

[BionicEye]

Start a thread about wanting try injecting heroin because snorting it just isn't doing it for you anymore.

[GrndMasterRemix]

Start a thread about wanting try injecting heroin because snorting it just isn't doing it for you anymore.


ok that sounds good

[GrndMasterRemix]

k im done the thread is called heroin
ok truth or dare bionic eye?

[Documad]

What do you people have against the woman from Cold Case? It's one of the only shows I watch. :(


Also, the cooking forum has never seen so much action. :p

[avignon]

Zorra! I have a dare for you! MAke an audio clip like the one you did in the video post thread. You can post it in the same thread, I guess, or make an audio post thread. You have to sing a song, your choice, accapello, and you have to begin by saying, "____this one's for you!" Fill in the blank with a board member's name. It can't be Pres Zount.

[zorra_chiflada]

Zorra! I have a dare for you! MAke an audio clip like the one you did in the video post thread. You can post it in the same thread, I guess, or make an audio post thread. You have to sing a song, your choice, accapello, and you have to begin by saying, "____this one's for you!" Fill in the blank with a board member's name. It can't be Pres Zount.

ok. might take some time, but i'm on it!

[avignon]

ok. might take some time, but i'm on it!
weee!

I'm gonna go through this thread and find all the truths and dares that no one did and I'm gonna kick some ass.


Later. I have a "date". ;)

[Knuckles]

Zorra! I have a dare for you! MAke an audio clip like the one you did in the video post thread. You can post it in the same thread, I guess, or make an audio post thread. You have to sing a song, your choice, accapello, and you have to begin by saying, "____this one's for you!" Fill in the blank with a board member's name. It can't be Pres Zount.
You can't top my song!

The sad thing is my MB love couldn't see it. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

ok. might take some time, but i'm on it!

the technology is letting me down! it'll have to wait until another day, unless someone can suggest better mp3 hosting than streamload.com

[icy manipulator]

what's your dirtiest sexual fantasy and can you put a board member's face on it? name the board member jyou'd do it to.
well just looking at your avatar she looks like she's about to have one hell of a fucking orgasm, i guess i could picture you and me in an s and chamber, you all dressed in leather chained up in the middle of the room and me whipping you like a beast with a cat-o-nine tails. add a red hot branding fork in there and i think that's about the dirtiest fantasy i can think of off the top of my head ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

What do you people have against the woman from Cold Case? It's one of the only shows I watch. :(


Also, the cooking forum has never seen so much action. :p

joe started it! he had issues with the fact that she has such a small head that she tries to cover up with big hair.

[zorra_chiflada]

ok avignon, this should work!

this is the most embarrassing dare. you fucks better appreciate it.
(actually, i hope no-one hears it)

http://209.245.59.109/Gimme/55826048/2139452838/70814530/49C92B9A-D2BF-4958-8ECF-F93AB62C20E4/0.0479809/2/you_got_the_touch.WAV

[BionicEye]

HAHA! Not bad! (y) (y)

[Documad]

ok avignon, this should work!

this is the most embarrassing dare. you fucks better appreciate it.
(actually, i hope no-one hears it)

http://209.245.59.109/Gimme/55826048/2139452838/70814530/49C92B9A-D2BF-4958-8ECF-F93AB62C20E4/0.0479809/2/you_got_the_touch.WAV
:p inspired!


oh, and I don't find anything unusual about her head--I think she's doing the just-rolled-out-of-bed look to be sexy

[avignon]

ok avignon, this should work!

this is the most embarrassing dare. you fucks better appreciate it.
(actually, i hope no-one hears it)

http://209.245.59.109/Gimme/55826048/2139452838/70814530/49C92B9A-D2BF-4958-8ECF-F93AB62C20E4/0.0479809/2/you_got_the_touch.WAV
Hahahahaahaha! I LOVE you! That was the BEST one yet! :D (y)

[avignon]

You can't top my song!

The sad thing is my MB love couldn't see it. :(
:( I couldn't see it or hear it either. There were quite a few in that thread that I couldn't see. :(

[boys_beastie]

i got a dare, shit in a bag and throw it at someones face. my friend did that at leeds festival, but the bag peeled off the turd and he got browned

[GrndMasterRemix]

cmon you shits(sorry) give me a motherfuckin dare already!

[Ferdinand_2]

7ru7h

[avignon]

^you boys can play with each other all you want, just don't make a bunch of threads.

[Ferdinand_2]

just don't make a bunch of threads.
:o 0h

[King PSYZ]

cmon you shits(sorry) give me a motherfuckin dare already!
I dare you to play in traffic blindfolded...hell i triple dog dog dare you to

[Jodry]

Is it too late for me to join in?

[zippo]

I dare you to play in traffic blindfolded...hell i triple dog dog dare you to

haha dude that was so mean

its ok to laugh cuz he prolly doesnt give a shit right? right.

[cosmo105]

truth.

[QueenAdrock]

spit or swallow?

[zorra_chiflada]

i wanna truth

[King PSYZ]

this is the internet, no truth here, move along.

[cosmo105]

spit or swallow?
the latter, duh. i've said that many times.

zorra, what's the stinkiest part of your body?

[zorra_chiflada]

the latter, duh. i've said that many times.

zorra, what's the stinkiest part of your body?

my bum :(

[QueenAdrock]

I'll play. Truth.

[sam i am]

I'll play. Truth.


OK, Queen.....

Do you believe I'm real or just an alias for gmsisko?

Truth, now....

I'll take a truth from you if you want....

[QueenAdrock]

I think you're real, just because gmsisko can't spell or come up with any thought that isn't spewing from Sean Hannity's mouth, and you both have different mannerisms. You came along about a year after gmsisko showed up, so unless he decided his retard act was getting old and it was about time to show some insight and intelligent thought, I doubt you're him.

My logical truth would be "So are you him" but I'm going to go with Boxers or Briefs?

[sam i am]

boxers.

started wearing them when I was trying to get pregnant a few years back and now I love them.

Ok. Now, dare me!

[boys_beastie]

i dare you to sneak into mr.McGregor's garden, but be careful, he might put you into a pie!

[sam i am]

i dare you to sneak into mr.McGregor's garden, but be careful, he might put you into a pie!


Oh, NO!!!!!

I'm stuck in this friggin pie now!!!!\


Ahhhhhhhh...........

:o :confused:

[CiaoBellaXO]

Truth ;)

[BionicEye]

do you lie about your bra size / weight