FISTING

[paul jones]

discuss

[Bob]

toucanspam likes to fist

[ToucanSpam]

no

[TurdBerglar]

toucanspam likes to fist


ahahaha


this is only funny becuase of who it's comeing from. i don't think i've ever seen bob say something like that about someone.

[Tzar]

toucanspam likes to fist

AHAHAHAH!!

nah yeah fisting 'ey.

i spose i dunno how i'd be if i fisted a chick because it means she is a major ho. but then again... it'd be quite an achievement. (y)

[Bob]

haha

true, i usually do bite my tongue (i'm so yellow). i only said it because i'm pretty sure TS dared PJ to make the topic

[Audielicious]

PJ...I didn't know what "fisting" was until I met Jacquie.

And, I think it's disgusting as all fuck. Sorry to those who like it.

weirdos

[Tzar]

ahahaha


this is only funny becuase of who it's comeing from. i don't think i've ever seen bob say something like that about someone.

[ToucanSpam]

haha

true, i usually do bite my tongue (i'm so yellow). i only said it because i'm pretty sure TS dared PJ to make the topic
:confused:

[TurdBerglar]

i couldn't imagine sex with a chick who you could fit a fist into would be any good

[paul jones]

PJ...I didn't know what "fisting" was until I met Jacquie.

And, I think it's disgusting as all fuck. Sorry to those who like it.

weirdos


haha!,sorry I was bored :rolleyes:

[Drederick Tatum]

hi How arE you? I aRgue that fisting includES Some Time thAt can overtaKe Eating as Your natiOnal pasttime. fUrther moRe ColLective studies shOw That Hell awaits thosE who Sin. yOu have wandered oFF

[HEIRESS]

Assctually, 39% of dAs viewing PubiC thinksss that FAsting and FisTing couLd be combined into a HELLthy pASStime.

I mean REALLY NELLY

[tracky]

seriously, me and my mate used to share a place with a girl who was into fisting. it was just wrong man, the boyfriend used tell his mates all about it, cause he was mates with a couple of my mates we'd hear all these stories about them. and then you'd be lying in bed at night and you get the sound effects (n) Like screaming and shit, and you just know amino is making a puppet out of her. why would you do that to your girl? (n)

[pip07]

hi How arE you? I aRgue that fisting includES Some Time thAt can overtaKe Eating as Your natiOnal pasttime. fUrther moRe ColLective studies shOw That Hell awaits thosE who Sin. yOu have wandered oFF

HEIRESS TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF

Way to be subtle with your subliminal messages

[Drederick Tatum]

WAY TO NOT BE A PART OF OUR MSN MAD CRAZY CYBERMONKEY SEX!

[tulla]

FIST THIS!

[pip07]

WAY TO NOT BE A PART OF OUR MSN MAD CRAZY CYBERMONKEY SEX!

Sounds fun

[HEIRESS]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

SUP HELGA

[ericlee]

the closest step to putting ex lax outta business

[TonsOfFun]

I'm no expert and talk from no experience but...

...girls that are into this, I'm assuming you cannot just stick your fist up there without some other penetration first to increase the size. I mean, it ain't right and I wouldn't be cool about it but I've been with girls that have had kids and it's no real difference because it doesn't stay that size it does shrink back. So you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss those who are into fisting.

Discussed enough for you?

[mikizee]

my ex was into fisting. she was this little petite asian girl, korean, who was 4'11 and weighed next to nothing. but, she was a sluuuut. id be fingering her, she'd say 'more' so in goes 2, 'more' so 3, then 4, then the thumb as well, and she'd say 'more' again! id be like, i dont have any more fucking fingers!! but she wanted more. so by slowly working away at it id fit my whole hand up there, about an inch past my wrist. she would go off!!!! and occasionally bleed, which would totally turn me off, but she always told me to keep going. amazing.

oh yeah, when she came, she gushed. and i dont mean a little squirt, i mean a big gush and a woosh and its like she emptied an entire lake onto her bed.

ive never met anyone quite like her.


p.s. a few months later i caught her fucking my best friend. right in the middle of it. sorta reaffirmed my view that she was a slut.

[Randetica]

thanks for that

[mikizee]

pleasure's all yours.

[ms.peachy]

When I had the baby, because it was such a long labour and kind of complicated delivery, all these different medical people kept coming by every so often to give me a VE (I'll let you work out what that stands for). After I'd been in labour for about 15 hours, I remember yet another doctor came in and siad "I'm just going to examine you" and I was just coming down off a really intense contraction and I turned to mr.peachy and said "Jesus H Christ I've had more hands up my twat today than a German porn star with a Lifetime Achievement award!"

[Ace42X]

Personally I don't see the reason for the hate.

1. Pussies stretch. They shrink back. Virginal tightness is due to *muscular atrophy* - regular "usages" exercises these muscles and makes them stretchy.

2. The bigger the object being inserted, the more nerves can be simultaneously stimulated. A fist will stimulate the entire pussy, and thus is more pleasurable, and likely to cause a g-spot orgasm.

3. What the hell is with you guys labeling a chick who can take large objects as "a slut." ? I've known slutty chicks that were tight, and inexperienced chicks who were pretty loose. Nevermind the obvious fact that a chick can have more sex with their long-term boyfriend than another chick has had with dozens of one-night-stands. A woman being in control of their sexuality, and knowing what they like, is no reason to call them a slut. What, is there some sort of secret slut index out there, where every single finger you insert makes them "more slutty" somehow?

Come on.

Or is it just because that you have to be "good" at it to get anything out of it, and any chick that is good at sex must be, by definition, a total whore? "Yah, she is good at blowjobs, so she must've sucked off hundreds of guys! Gonherial tart!"

Pshaw. The way you people are carrying on, you'd think the subject was scat-play.

[ampm]

I saw an 'art' film where 2 girls were fisting each other. Up the ass. Oh yes!

[Rock]

Bravo Ace.

I'm surprised nobody has posted a picture of the rubber fist dildo yet.

[zorra_chiflada]

what's it called if you foot fuck them? i realise you can't make a fist with your foot or anything. i don't even know if foot fucking exists. but if it did, what would it be called?

[iceygirl]

what's it called if you foot fuck them? i realise you can't make a fist with your foot or anything. i don't even know if foot fucking exists. but if it did, what would it be called?

footing

[zorra_chiflada]

footing

hmm. there should be another word though. like a code word.

[iceygirl]

why? there is no code word for fisting.

tell me when you think of the code word though. i cant think of one cuz its making my tummy hurt a little thinking about it too much.

[zorra_chiflada]

why? there is no code word for fisting.

tell me when you think of the code word though. i cant think of one cuz its making my tummy hurt a little thinking about it too much.

are you thinking about having a foot in your vagina? a man's foot?

[synch]

Chances are you probably never will meet anyone like her again. She is what we call a "Squiter", a female ejaculator. They're very rare.

Congrats on all of that man. Too bad you blew it though, you should try to hit it again for old times sake.
Yeah man, catching her fucking your friend was a bad move! If you had played your cards right she could still be bleeding on your hands!

[iceygirl]

are you thinking about having a foot in your vagina? a man's foot?

stop it :(

[Kid Presentable]

what's it called if you foot fuck them? i realise you can't make a fist with your foot or anything. i don't even know if foot fucking exists. but if it did, what would it be called?
Trying on shoes.

[zorra_chiflada]

stop it :(
like, a size 13 foot. with hairy toes. and bunions.
hahahah
bunions and corns for extra stimulation

ok, i'm sorry.

[zorra_chiflada]

Trying on shoes.

FANNY SHOES!
awesome! thanks for that!

[iceygirl]

like, a size 13 foot. with hairy toes. and bunions.
hahahah
bunions and corns for extra stimulation

ok, i'm sorry.

you are are gross susan :(

[Rock]

i don't even know if foot fucking exists.
if its something sexual....and you (or anyone) has thought of it. There is someone doing it, and probably loving it too.

[DandyFop]

Yeah man, catching her fucking your friend was a bad move! If you had played your cards right she could still be bleeding on your hands!
Hahahahaha...I think this should win "reply of the year" award.

Fisting is not appealing to me. Thank you and goodnight.

[Freebasser]

Gone fisting.

[Bob]

Hahahahaha...I think this should win "reply of the year" award.

Fisting is not appealing to me. Thank you and goodnight.

i don't think it's appealing to most people. it's more of a freak show kind of deal, i think

[ericlee]

Trying on shoes.


shoe horn?

[Medellia]

what's it called if you foot fuck them? i realise you can't make a fist with your foot or anything. i don't even know if foot fucking exists. but if it did, what would it be called?
Ooh, I have a great disturbing story about foot fucking. Five years ago I was at my....hmmm, don't know what to call him, grandfather's cousin's house. I was staying in his wife's grandson's room (he lived with them, but wasn't there the week I was staying). I was on his computer on night and he had nothing but foot fucking porn saved on there. Was kinda grossed out, but at the same time it was really funny.

And yeah, I don't get all the hate for fisting. Why does a girl have to be a ho to like something "weird"? And I don't think squirting is all that rare, either.

[GetYourWarOn]

it seems like it would be a little painful, but whatever.

[Medellia]

Well you don't take it straight away! You have to work up to it. Besides, if a woman can birth a baby, she can take a fist.

And to answer the inevitable question, no I haven't been fisted.

[GetYourWarOn]

Well you don't take it straight away! You have to work up to it. Besides, if a woman can birth a baby, she can take a fist.

And to answer the inevitable question, no I haven't been fisted.

sorry i thought we were talking about anal fisting.


*reads thread more thoroughly*

[Medellia]

Well, I'm pretty sure you would work up to that too. I'm sure it would be a bit painful at first, but if you're used to it it probably wouldn't be painful. Anal fisting is pretty gross though, just because it's anal. I wouldn't take a cock up my ass, much less a whole hand. If it works for someone, great, but the very thought of it makes me want to cry.

[paul jones]

Who the fuck dragged this old drunken post out of the depths?:confused:

[mikizee]

i did it when u werent looking.

and ill do it again.

good day.

[GetYourWarOn]

And I don't think squirting is all that rare, either.

whoaaa. i can't believe i read right past this in your post.


are we talking like 50% of women can do this? more, less? if i had to guess i'd say 1 in 10 women are capable.

[mikizee]

well ive shagged 7 or so chicks and only one was capable.

(she was more than capable, if it were in the olympics she'd win a fucking gold medal! and don't even talk about sponsorship and endorsement deals!!!)

[b i o n i c]

many if not most women are able to squirt when properly stimulated

[mikizee]

what about gush? theres a difference.

my ex was all about the gush. not a piddly little squirt. a guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. when she came indonesia put out a tsunami alert.

[Waus]

Anal fisting is pretty gross though, just because it's anal. I wouldn't take a cock up my ass, much less a whole hand. If it works for someone, great, but the very thought of it makes me want to cry.

People go to school for years to do this. It's called "proctology."

[Randetica]

i heard the female squirting orgasms are much better and the only real orgasms

[b i o n i c]

you should try it sometime

[Randetica]

no fist, no fun

[Medellia]

are we talking like 50% of women can do this? more, less? if i had to guess i'd say 1 in 10 women are capable.
many if not most women are able to squirt when properly stimulated
(y)

[Medellia]

no fist, no fun
Heh, you don't need a whole fist to do it, though it probably helps.

[Randetica]

i wanted to reply to that

[Medellia]

Wanted to reply to what? My comment? :confused:

[Randetica]

yes :(

[Medellia]

Hehehe, I'm tired, it's not your fault I didn't get it. Were you going to say anything in particular, or just couldn't think of a good reply?

[Randetica]

i never can think of a good reply thats why i never post
im just a rumor that some fistfuck made up

[iceygirl]

are we talking like 50% of women can do this? more, less? if i had to guess i'd say 1 in 10 women are capable.


all women are gush/squirtcabable - it is just contingent that the man knows how to do his part proper :)

[mikizee]

well shit, i knew i was hot stuff in bed.

[iceygirl]

well shit, i knew i was hot stuff in bed.

only with 1 out of 7 women though, right?

:o

[mikizee]

i tried for 5 mins to think of a comeback for that remark and have nothing.

[Ace42X]

all women are gush/squirtcabable - it is just contingent that the man knows how to do his part proper :)

Feh, T&F. "You can lead a horse to water..."

[mikizee]

Feh, T&F. "You can lead a horse to water..."

THATS the comeback i was looking for.

[iceygirl]

Feh, T&F. "You can lead a horse to water..."


"but can't make it squirt" ? hehehehehaha

yeah i know its just about communication i suppose.

[Ace42X]

yeah i know its just about communication i suppose.

I am sure there are plenty of women who are so locked down that you'd need to be a safe-cracker to set them off.

[iceygirl]

its probably because when they try to talk to their man about it the guy gets so uptight, self concious and uncomfterble that she doesnt feel that she can communicate what she needs from him in bed. men are uber sensitive in this area. constructive communication is tough when a man can't take hearing some tips from his lover. im not saying some women are wound up and shit, but men can be the same way and we all know orgasm for men is not nearly as intricate and time consumming as for women.

[Ace42X]

and we all know orgasm for men is not nearly as intricate and time consumming as for women.

By "intricate and time consuming" read: based totally on whim. Plenty of women are repressed, and simply will not allow themselves to have an orgasm, and most guys can't be bothered to spend time and effort as a sex councellor trying to undo god knows how-much brain-fuck before they can get to the actual *mechanics* of the problem.

To give a woman an orgasm, most men need to be a sex-therapist first, and actual lover second.

[iceygirl]

By "intricate and time consuming" read: based totally on whim. Plenty of women are repressed, and simply will not allow themselves to have an orgasm, and most guys can't be bothered to spend time and effort as a sex councellor trying to undo god knows how-much brain-fuck before they can get to the actual *mechanics* of the problem.

To give a woman an orgasm, most men need to be a sex-therapist first, and actual lover second.

note that my responses to you in this thread are based on the idea that the hypothetical couple are invested in each other more than just a one night stand or casual relationship. those instances in themselves on the womans part i would guess are probably much less likely for squirt orgasms to come anyway. women!

[fucktopgirl]

ewwwwwww

This is gross and disgusted me ,totally!YOU know that why man have penis,to use them.NOW if a guy had lost his dicky in an unfortunate event and still wanted to please his lover,i could maybe understand the fisting part,even then a dildo would be more approriate.Fisting seem to be for fat(assuming that..) or disturbed women.

[P of R]

So fat women have huge stretchy vaginas?

[Ace42X]

note that my responses to you in this thread are based on the idea that the hypothetical couple are invested in each other more than just a one night stand or casual relationship.

It is a sore indictment of your gender that in a lot of cases "more than a one-night stand or casual relationship" requires being a personal therapist. Why are all you women so fucked up?!? I've never expected anyone I've been in a relationship with to have to sort through a lifetime of emotional baggage before we can get on with the important bits of a relationship, and yet with women that seem to be "de rigeur."

Half of you seem scared to touch yourself, half of you seem to have to be getting spread out by dozens random guys to feel any self-worth, nearly all of you are sexual wearwolves that are only "in the mood" for a fraction of each month, or else exploring some bizarre bi-polar sexuality. Hardly any of you take the slightest bit of responsibility for your own orgasm, and when a guy fails to do something a lot of you *can't even do for yourselves* - it's *his* fault for not taking enough time, etc etc. It can't possibly be the fact that you derranged head-cases have a defective cunt/libido and that a dice-roll has a greater say in how things go than a guy's furious and diverse and patient efforts. All the while he is happy just to get the mediocre unwilling blowjobs that have to be pried out of you girls because you can't even be bothered with that, other than as some sort of huge over-blown (pardon the pun) point-scoring gesture.

I bet you "guys not being able to take constructive criticism" means "guys know full well that the problem isn't with his technique, it's that the completely unpredictable vagueries of female sexuality means that no matter WHAT he does, it ain't gonna happen, and he's just gonna do what he can, hope for the best, and like a worker with a difficult boss, come back and do precisely the same thing in precisely the same way later and be told 'wow, what have you done different?!? because that is so much better!'"

I've been with a variety of chicks, a continuum with "stroke her nipples and she goes from 'not in the mood' to 'soaking the nightwear' instantly" to "Can't get herself wet at all, ever." And the one thing that all of them have had in common has been that they expect you to do all the work. Give them their first ever orgasm (or even just first ever assisted) and you're a sex-guru stallion goliath miracle worker. Do exactly the same thing the next night, and it's a non-starter. Why? Because it has NOTHING to do with the guy / technique, and everything to do with your total lack of consistency.

So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.

When you can do that, THEN perhaps you can criticise a guy's technique.

[fucktopgirl]

So fat women have huge stretchy vaginas?

maybe they do,i dunnot know as i am not fat!

[P of R]

maybe they do,i dunnot know as i am not fat!

Isn't that a bit of a mean assumption though?

[iceygirl]

It is a sore indictment of your gender that in a lot of cases "more than a one-night stand or casual relationship" requires being a personal therapist. Why are all you women so fucked up?!? I've never expected anyone I've been in a relationship with to have to sort through a lifetime of emotional baggage before we can get on with the important bits of a relationship, and yet with women that seem to be "de rigeur."

Half of you seem scared to touch yourself, half of you seem to have to be getting spread out by dozens random guys to feel any self-worth, nearly all of you are sexual wearwolves that are only "in the mood" for a fraction of each month, or else exploring some bizarre bi-polar sexuality. Hardly any of you take the slightest bit of responsibility for your own orgasm, and when a guy fails to do something a lot of you *can't even do for yourselves* - it's *his* fault for not taking enough time, etc etc. It can't possibly be the fact that you derranged head-cases have a defective cunt/libido and that a dice-roll has a greater say in how things go than a guy's furious and diverse and patient efforts. All the while he is happy just to get the mediocre unwilling blowjobs that have to be pried out of you girls because you can't even be bothered with that, other than as some sort of huge over-blown (pardon the pun) point-scoring gesture.

I bet you "guys not being able to take constructive criticism" means "guys know full well that the problem isn't with his technique, it's that the completely unpredictable vagueries of female sexuality means that no matter WHAT he does, it ain't gonna happen, and he's just gonna do what he can, hope for the best, and like a worker with a difficult boss, come back and do precisely the same thing in precisely the same way later and be told 'wow, what have you done different?!? because that is so much better!'"

I've been with a variety of chicks, a continuum with "stroke her nipples and she goes from 'not in the mood' to 'soaking the nightwear' instantly" to "Can't get herself wet at all, ever." And the one thing that all of them have had in common has been that they expect you to do all the work. Give them their first ever orgasm (or even just first ever assisted) and you're a sex-guru stallion goliath miracle worker. Do exactly the same thing the next night, and it's a non-starter. Why? Because it has NOTHING to do with the guy / technique, and everything to do with your total lack of consistency.

So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.

When you can do that, THEN perhaps you can criticise a guy's technique.

hey, like, i tried to get accross that i pretty much agree with everything you said there. well said. its true. women are funny. you should send that in to GQ or something.

[fucktopgirl]

Isn't that a bit of a mean assumption though?


maybe i am mean!

[mikizee]

It is a sore indictment of your gender that in a lot of cases "more than a one-night stand or casual relationship" requires being a personal therapist. Why are all you women so fucked up?!? I've never expected anyone I've been in a relationship with to have to sort through a lifetime of emotional baggage before we can get on with the important bits of a relationship, and yet with women that seem to be "de rigeur."

Half of you seem scared to touch yourself, half of you seem to have to be getting spread out by dozens random guys to feel any self-worth, nearly all of you are sexual wearwolves that are only "in the mood" for a fraction of each month, or else exploring some bizarre bi-polar sexuality. Hardly any of you take the slightest bit of responsibility for your own orgasm, and when a guy fails to do something a lot of you *can't even do for yourselves* - it's *his* fault for not taking enough time, etc etc. It can't possibly be the fact that you derranged head-cases have a defective cunt/libido and that a dice-roll has a greater say in how things go than a guy's furious and diverse and patient efforts. All the while he is happy just to get the mediocre unwilling blowjobs that have to be pried out of you girls because you can't even be bothered with that, other than as some sort of huge over-blown (pardon the pun) point-scoring gesture.

I bet you "guys not being able to take constructive criticism" means "guys know full well that the problem isn't with his technique, it's that the completely unpredictable vagueries of female sexuality means that no matter WHAT he does, it ain't gonna happen, and he's just gonna do what he can, hope for the best, and like a worker with a difficult boss, come back and do precisely the same thing in precisely the same way later and be told 'wow, what have you done different?!? because that is so much better!'"

I've been with a variety of chicks, a continuum with "stroke her nipples and she goes from 'not in the mood' to 'soaking the nightwear' instantly" to "Can't get herself wet at all, ever." And the one thing that all of them have had in common has been that they expect you to do all the work. Give them their first ever orgasm (or even just first ever assisted) and you're a sex-guru stallion goliath miracle worker. Do exactly the same thing the next night, and it's a non-starter. Why? Because it has NOTHING to do with the guy / technique, and everything to do with your total lack of consistency.

So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.

When you can do that, THEN perhaps you can criticise a guy's technique.



THAT is the best post ive read all year.

amen, brother, amen.

[DJ_Skrilla]

Chances are you probably never will meet anyone like her again. She is what we call a "Squiter", a female ejaculator. They're very rare.

Thats not true. Rare sure, but not that rare. I had a gf who would do the same thing. At first I thought she was pissing on me, but once she let loose it felt like a nice warm stream of enjoyment running down my nuts. At the time we were camping at the beach and it felt like she left a LAKE in the tent... good night though either way....

[paul jones]

i did it when u werent looking.

and ill do it again.

good day.

you bastard!:rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

It is a sore indictment of your gender that in a lot of cases "more than a one-night stand or casual relationship" requires being a personal therapist. Why are all you women so fucked up?!? I've never expected anyone I've been in a relationship with to have to sort through a lifetime of emotional baggage before we can get on with the important bits of a relationship, and yet with women that seem to be "de rigeur."

Half of you seem scared to touch yourself, half of you seem to have to be getting spread out by dozens random guys to feel any self-worth, nearly all of you are sexual wearwolves that are only "in the mood" for a fraction of each month, or else exploring some bizarre bi-polar sexuality. Hardly any of you take the slightest bit of responsibility for your own orgasm, and when a guy fails to do something a lot of you *can't even do for yourselves* - it's *his* fault for not taking enough time, etc etc. It can't possibly be the fact that you derranged head-cases have a defective cunt/libido and that a dice-roll has a greater say in how things go than a guy's furious and diverse and patient efforts. All the while he is happy just to get the mediocre unwilling blowjobs that have to be pried out of you girls because you can't even be bothered with that, other than as some sort of huge over-blown (pardon the pun) point-scoring gesture.

I bet you "guys not being able to take constructive criticism" means "guys know full well that the problem isn't with his technique, it's that the completely unpredictable vagueries of female sexuality means that no matter WHAT he does, it ain't gonna happen, and he's just gonna do what he can, hope for the best, and like a worker with a difficult boss, come back and do precisely the same thing in precisely the same way later and be told 'wow, what have you done different?!? because that is so much better!'"

I've been with a variety of chicks, a continuum with "stroke her nipples and she goes from 'not in the mood' to 'soaking the nightwear' instantly" to "Can't get herself wet at all, ever." And the one thing that all of them have had in common has been that they expect you to do all the work. Give them their first ever orgasm (or even just first ever assisted) and you're a sex-guru stallion goliath miracle worker. Do exactly the same thing the next night, and it's a non-starter. Why? Because it has NOTHING to do with the guy / technique, and everything to do with your total lack of consistency.

So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.

When you can do that, THEN perhaps you can criticise a guy's technique.

Fuckin hell. Well bloody said.(y)

[mikizee]

you bastard!:rolleyes:

i take it no one got that obscure simpsons reference.

oh well.

[paul jones]

i take it no one got that obscure simpsons reference.

oh well.

I did(y)

[TonsOfFun]

THAT is the best post ive read all year.

amen, brother, amen.

/agree

[ms.peachy]

Oh thanks boys, I needed a good laugh (y)

[Planetary]

So fat women have huge stretchy vaginas?
AHAHAHAAHAHA! yeah...

[Kid Presentable]

Oh thanks boys, I needed a good laugh (y)
You can't disagree with him, your sexual history is the first thing most people knew about you on here.

[ms.peachy]

You can't disagree with him, your sexual history is the first thing most people knew about you on here.
I don't get how that fact that I'm honest and open about my sexuality equates to "he's right, you know".

And, what he wrote isn't actually what made me laugh; it was the way the rest of you boys all leapt up and were like "yeah! what he said!" As though any of you really have that much of a clue what moves and motivates women :rolleyes:

Face it: some people are crap in bed. Men and women. Deal with it. Move on.

[adam_f]

So, no one really cares that a major al Qaida terrorist is now dead, yet everyone is jumping the jock of a thread about fisting. Groovy.

[Ace42X]

So, no one really cares that a major al Qaida terrorist is now dead, yet everyone is jumping the jock of a thread about fisting. Groovy.

He isn't major, and may not even be dead. He is a propoganda tool being trotted out to buoy up free-falling support for an illegal war. It isn't worth talking about.

[adam_f]

Matt Lauer told me he was dead and this is a thread about fisting.

[Kid Presentable]

And, what he wrote isn't actually what made me laugh; it was the way the rest of you boys all leapt up and were like "yeah! what he said!" As though any of you really have that much of a clue what moves and motivates women :rolleyes:


First of all, just because you have an infant, don't be 'mother' to everyone.

Second, what motivates women is pretty much what motivates men. It's just women's physiology make things tricky most of the time. I don't need to prove my sexual prowess to anybody, but in terms of what Ace posted, I can definitely empathise.

[Chicka B]

Ew, so that's what fisting is. :( I guess if a baby can come out of there, and there's a lot of lubrication then it probably aint so bad.

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh god what have we done? Please lord have mercy for the terrible corruption of this child's soul!

[cookiepuss]

ACE: So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.


this is an opinion you should certainly express on a fisrt date...so that she'll know right away she should never fuck you ever. pig.

[Ace42X]

this is an opinion you should certainly express on a fisrt date...so that she'll know right away she should never fuck you ever. pig.

Perhaps I should, that way I can filter out opinionated air-heads like yourself.

[cookiepuss]

Perhaps I should, that way I can filter out opinionated air-heads like yourself.

huh? what? I don't get it.

giggle. I'm so dumb.

:rolleyes: whatever dude.

[Ace42X]

huh? what? I don't get it.
giggle. I'm so dumb.
:rolleyes: whatever dude.

The irony is that you don't, but you think you do.

[cookiepuss]

you're such a sad little man.

[Ace42X]

you're such a sad little man.

How would you know? Me making posts that you miss the point of makes *me* sad?

Well, you've got big tits that you show the braying pack of slut-men here. I guess that makes you right! Better shut up now in the face of search stirling criticism. Go back to sure shots where your posts' content is vaguely interesting.

[cookiepuss]

oooooh! this sounds fun. bring it on! tell me something else about me.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, can we keep the fighting to my thread please!! Give Qdrop a chance to see the competition in action.


ps
bait!

[Ace42X]

tell me something else about me.

Well, judging by your response to the thread, which isn't a lot to go on admittedly, you are a selfish lover. I'd wager that an ample cleavage means that you have the luxury of picking disposable and sexually generous men who are willing to put in the disproportionate number of man-hours necessary to make up for your laziness.

IE, you are one of those women who think their body is a "sacred mystery" that an "experienced and sensitive lover" needs to explore and relate to in order to unlock and satisfy your bountiful passions.

IE, buys into the Cosmopolitan third rate feminist drivel that has been used to beat men around the head for the last decade or more.

That's a lot to get out of one sentence, but I can't see why else you'd spit the dummy like that.

[Bob]

do you suppose anyone has ever successfully inserted their entire head into a woman's vagina?

[fucktopgirl]

hum ,maybe not women but elephant vagina,i suppose so!

[abcdefz]

do you suppose anyone has ever successfully inserted their entire head into a woman's vagina?



I heard that there's a video out there.

[Bob]

I heard that there's a video out there.

no doubt. if it exists, it's on the internet, somewhere. i bet i could find it if you gave me enough time. the filthiest thing (real life thing, drawn things are a whole other universe) i've ever heard of (not seen) is scat-swapping, so far. heading would be a step up

[Ace42X]

I heard that there's a video out there.

I've seen it, I think it was faked.

[abcdefz]

Fake or not, I figured I'd be kinda grossed out if I saw it, so I never pursued it.

[Rock]

was it the one with the bald dude? I seen that shit too. It was definitely bogus looking.

[Ace42X]

was it the one with the bald dude? I seen that shit too. It was definitely bogus looking.

That's the bunny. It looked fake as hell, the camera angle, the low quality, shakeyness. And the "chick" looked ridiculous.

[Bob]

haha, oh, you guys aren't kidding.

ok, how about someone inserting their head into someone's asshole? male or female, doesn't matter.

[cookiepuss]

Well, judging by your response to the thread, which isn't a lot to go on admittedly, you are a selfish lover. I'd wager that an ample cleavage means that you have the luxury of picking disposable and sexually generous men who are willing to put in the disproportionate number of man-hours necessary to make up for your laziness.

IE, you are one of those women who think their body is a "sacred mystery" that an "experienced and sensitive lover" needs to explore and relate to in order to unlock and satisfy your bountiful passions.

IE, buys into the Cosmopolitan third rate feminist drivel that has been used to beat men around the head for the last decade or more.

That's a lot to get out of one sentence, but I can't see why else you'd spit the dummy like that.


wow that was like the longest fortune cookie I've ever read. Hey where are the lucky numbers on the back!:mad:

[Rock]

Haven't seen the head in the asshole bit.

But i did see a video back in 93 or 94 with a girl spitting a nerf football out of her ass.
And a video of a girl with her legs all spread and a champagne bottle coming out of her ass. It went in thick side first. But the scene shows it coming out only. So when it went from cork to bottle neck to thick bottle's bottom..it was amazing cause you didn't know what it was at first and kept getting thicker and thicker.

Maaan, my friend's step dad had the craziest porno.

[Ace42X]

Hey where are the lucky numbers on the back!:mad:

We had to stop with the lucky numbers. So many of our customers played them on the lotto that one time, when they actually came up, we nearly bankrupted the company. They had to give out a multi-million dollar prize to hundreds of different people.

[abcdefz]

Maaan, my friend's step dad had the craziest porno.



That just doesn't sound sexy at all. People get off on the weirdest stuff.

[Bob]

the internet is a fascinating place. i stay willfully ignorant to about 90% of it and i've still got some stories, let me tell you

[Ace42X]

That just doesn't sound sexy at all. People get off on the weirdest stuff.

A lot of it is curiosity, guaranteed. Shock-factor. On a documentary about "Animal Farm" on Channel 4, one person put forward the argument that bestiality took off solely as an "OMFG! That is sick!" video nasty, and it is only by the exposure it received from that that it became more common and more "sexualised" as pornography.

[Rock]

That just doesn't sound sexy at all. People get off on the weirdest stuff.
I'd like to think it wasn't for the sexiness of the video thathe got it, but for the "WHAT THE FUCK"ness about it.

He had it all.

Pissing.
Dog and Women.
Horse and Women.
Eels and Women.
Chicken and Man.
A homemade video of him fucking my friends mom.

God I love that guy. He was hilarious.