i'm late

[cosmo105]

i don't know what to do. should i keep it? i can't handle this...

[BionicEye]

i don't know whether to say congrats or to :(

[cj hood]

drive in the passing lane......f' it!

[cosmo105]

drive in the passing lane......f' it!
i wish it was like that...i really do...

[BionicEye]

what does your boyfriend think?

[Hiebz]

way to go BOOOMMMMIN!!!!!!

[ms.peachy]

i don't know what to do. should i keep it? i can't handle this...
Have you done a test?

[BionicEye]

have you been using the rhythm method again?

[cosmo105]

i thought it would take a month after getting off the pill to be fertile again...

[DipDipDive]

Your cycle's probably just fucked up from just coming off the pill, sweet tits.

[BionicEye]

i thought it would take a month after getting off the pill to be fertile again...



Doh!



you've bought a test?

[cosmo105]

yes...and it's positive.

[ToucanSpam]

Uh oh Spaghetti-O.

Keep a cool head. Don't blow a gasket.

[cj hood]

you know the other board couples are scrambling around to top this....

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

oh man... Does Boomin' know?

[ToucanSpam]

PS- ha friggin ha

[paul jones]

shiyat,I gotta text my girlfriend som dirty texts!

[BionicEye]

PS- ha friggin ha



Hey, this is pretty serious.... we're talkin BABIES here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If all else fails do what i made my barefooted, chainsmoking alcoholic girlfriend do... make her run into the back of a chair repeatedly.

[Hiebz]

Hey, this is pretty serious.... we're talkin BABIES here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If all else fails do what i made my barefooted, chainsmoking alcoholic girlfriend do... make her run into the back of a chair repeatedly.

or make her jump from a tree limb flat-assed (anyone else seen Mondo Violence? eeeewwwww!!!)

[ToucanSpam]

Ok I'll play.


Just, uh, you know, good luck.

[open letter]

i don't know what to do. should i keep it? i can't handle this...
keep it,babys are great,realy great,they mite be alot of work but they are cool (y)

:)

[BionicEye]

where did she go? maybe she ran off to knit some baby clothes or something.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

wow.. Im not even friends with Cosmo, and I hate every single one of you guys who has made retarded post's in this thread along the lines of Bionic Eye's. If you honest to god made her do that, I hope you burn in hell.


Cosmo, I know we havent been the best of friends, or friends at all really, but I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, or anyone to talk to that you can IM me or PM anytime you want and I'll do my best to be there.
It's the least I can do. Please be safe and take care of yourself. Make the best decisions for yourself and Matt.
There's always adoption. :o
everything happens for a reason.

[BionicEye]

keep it,babys are great,realy great,they mite be alot of work but they are cool (y)

:)



I say get rid of it. Babies are stupid, they shit, cry, vomit and require love & attention... what a crap deal. They just sit there, everything amazes them, they laugh at stupid shit. If I was a woman I'd be like, 'let me get this right... I have to push your huge head out of my vagina and then I'm supposed to wipe your ass for a few years? Get the fuck outta here!

[open letter]

I say get rid of it. Babies are stupid, they shit, cry, vomit and require love & attention... what a crap deal. They just sit there, everything amazes them, they laugh at stupid shit. If I was a woman I'd be like, 'let me get this right... I have to push your huge head out of my vagina and then I'm supposed to wipe your ass for a few years? Get the fuck outta here!

[open letter]

I say get rid of it. Babies are stupid, they shit, cry, vomit and require love & attention... what a crap deal. They just sit there, everything amazes them, they laugh at stupid shit. If I was a woman I'd be like, 'let me get this right... I have to push your huge head out of my vagina and then I'm supposed to wipe your ass for a few years? Get the fuck outta here!
you are a fool,children are great,not another wrd against them,and so what if it does hurt giving birth,you are getting a fucking baby from it all,you sould be glad,they are the best thing even :mad:

cosmo you know you want to keep it,it is the best thing to do :)

[BionicEye]

Babies are satan on earth.

Babies and kittens.

[tulla]

LOL @ BABIES

[BionicEye]

Fuck Babies

[cj hood]

wow.. Im not even friends with Cosmo, and I hate every single one of you guys who has made retarded post's in this thread along the lines of Bionic Eye's. If you honest to god made her do that, I hope you burn in hell.


Cosmo, I know we havent been the best of friends, or friends at all really, but I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, or anyone to talk to that you can IM me or PM anytime you want and I'll do my best to be there.
It's the least I can do. Please be safe and take care of yourself. Make the best decisions for yourself and Matt.
There's always adoption. :o
everything happens for a reason.


this is like when Sandy befriended Rizzo....

[open letter]

Fuck Babies
:(no,

[BionicEye]

I prefer the company of humans that don't shit in their pants, don't drool and actually have something to contribute to society, thankyouverymuch.

[open letter]

I prefer the company of humans that don't shit in their pants, don't drool and actually have something to contribute to society, thankyouverymuch.
you are a fucking monster,i fucking hate you,how the fuck can you say that :mad:

[BionicEye]

There's nothing more annoying than a stupid 2 year old crying because you insisted on having the last popsicle. What a tool my daughter is.

[enree erzweglle]

edit: oh nevermind. :)

[venusvenus123]

i'll have it :o

[adam_f]

I just found it helps to read the whole thread rather than just the recent posts.

Congrats? :confused:

[Hiebz]

wasn't serious about the limb thing, at all! you have to understand the context before you think I'm a rabid monster to even have suggested it!

good luck on the choice cosmo











huh

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

this is like when Sandy befriended Rizzo....
Shut up CJ :p

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

I gotta do the right thing.

kick her in the stomach

[BionicEye]

Dude, that's very fatherly of you. I hope you don't hate babies like I do. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

is this a product of the truth or dare thread?


by the way, babies are the scurge of society.

[milleson]

Damn, I never made it to the end of that thread! Too flipping long.

[Knuckles]

scurge

:D

[TurdBerglar]

what. did i use the wrong word or mispell it?

[Knuckles]

mispell


+s

[TurdBerglar]

I KNOW

[Mr Films]

dude, after the "pretend to break up" thing. i ain't buyin it.

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd like to call my child Cardboard Box.

Some famous couple named their kid Flight Inspektor or something like that. I still think Cardboard Box is better.

i like Triangle
or Potato Masher

[mickill]

Gay

[zorra_chiflada]

Talk about strange...Living In a Box's Living in a Box is playing right now.

"I'ma livin' in a box. I'ma livin' in a cardboard box!"

My other baby names are Starbucks Coffee Machine and Plastic Bag.

oh, and Pair of Tweezers.

[BionicEye]

DAMN. DID I GET PLAYED TOO?

I thought the breakup shit was for real, mrf.

[venusvenus123]

i thought it would take a month after getting off the pill to be fertile again...
yes jess, i really didn't think you were THAT stupid! ;) :cool:

[TonsOfFun]

Congratulations (y)

And for those who asked if boomin knew - I would assume he would find out befor ethe internet.

[BionicEye]

;) I HAD NO IDEA

[avignon]

In Project Mayhem, we have no names.


I knew this was a dare as soon as I read the first post. (y)

And I love razorblade kiss. I do. I LOVE her. :)

[Kid Presentable]

Chicken.

[QueenAdrock]

I figured Cosmo would go into more details if this was real.

[BionicEye]

i doubt she's thinking of the messageboard with all of this going on, sucks.

[ericlee]

my wife is late too but she has been late almost every period. It always worries me a little cause we do have an active... Whoever says the sex slows down after marriage is surely full of it

[Echewta]

Veganase

[BionicEye]

Some famous couple named their kid Flight Inspektor


I have not laughed that hard in a while. how absurd.

[TonsOfFun]

my wife is late too but she has been late almost every period. It always worries me a little cause we do have an active... Whoever says the sex slows down after marriage is surely full of it

If she is late everytime maybe she is expecting TOM the early.

[boys_beastie]

dare

[Lemmy's Liver]

a moment in enthropy

lemme see... I hereby count the number of past girlfriends "having a wee talk" about the subject (read: telling me "I'm late", actually scaring the living bejesus off me, not even JOKING in the first place. 3-4 days late, whatever. bitches):

7

and count the number of actual pregnancies:

0

so, on a scale of 0 to 7 I would say you are 0 likely to have a bun in the sweetest ovens of all

thank you for your attention, have a nice day

PS: you intermanet people have a weird sense of humour

[QueenAdrock]

Actually, she's on a scale of 0-0 because it's a lame-ass dare thread.

[Lemmy's Liver]

I got that part but I just wanted to be a smartass AND point out that chicks are sometimes a bit careless when it comes to breaking the "news" :p

[BionicEye]

Actually, she's on a scale of 0-0 because it's a lame-ass dare thread.

(n) :p

[QueenAdrock]

point out that chicks are sometimes a bit careless when it comes to breaking the "news" :p

Which reminds me, mythago... :(

[miss soul fire]

If I hadn't read the whole thread, I would totally buy it and I would send cosmo a very cheesy PM. I tend to fall for things like that quite easily.:D

[QueenAdrock]

Roby is so naive and adorable. :)

[cosmo105]

dorks. :)

[King PSYZ]

man...
i havn't been keeping up on board shenanigans of late so I was like wtfomgbbq
:mad:

[Auton]

I'm just glad the kid is Jamal's and not Steger's

[cosmo105]

SHH! i wanted it to be a surprize for steger when the baby came out African-Mexican-American!

[Auton]

The day Jamal left you.... I cried hot tears of anger

[cosmo105]

more like skeeted hot jizz of joy

[Auton]

because i knew he'd be comin' on back to me ;)

[cosmo105]

i'm so tired of you stealing my boyfriends, Ed. next time, i'm giving him an STD. :mad:

[Lemmy's Liver]

Which reminds me, mythago... :(
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm full of empathy.

name "it" after me

yours, kindly
Reginald Trouble Sin Feces

[Auton]

i'm so tired of you stealing my boyfriends, Ed. next time, i'm giving him an STD. :mad:

you scallywag!

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hey guys, what's up?

[Tone Capone]

I totally called this...

[Qdrop]

this Truth or Dare shit is gettin out of hand....

this thread was really in poor taste....


some people have actually been through this....and don't consider it very funny.

[cosmo105]

of course it's in poor taste. the only reason you're saying something about it is because you don't like me.

[Qdrop]

of course it's in poor taste. the only reason you're saying something about it is because you don't like me.

yeah cosmo...
it's all about you.

[cosmo105]

most of the time when i haven't been here for a while and i search for my name, you're the person that's used it most :)

[wanton wench]

so this is all bullshit?
you guys suck! i was so happy for you cosmo!
i guess i gotta go catch up on my thread reading! :o

[cosmo105]

happy for me?! i'm only 21 and still in school!

[TurdBerglar]

haveing a child isn't a good thing. i hate when people act all fake and congratulate the person. meanwhile the person is all like "FUCK!"

[ms.peachy]

haveing a child isn't a good thing. i hate when people act all fake and congratulate the person. meanwhile the person is all like "FUCK!"

it's not always that way though, is it :)

[wanton wench]

happy for me?! i'm only 21 and still in school!
noooooo! i didnt know you are 21 :eek:
i take it back!!!!!!!!!!
no more sex for you little one, your not old enough! :p

[TurdBerglar]

it's not always that way though, is it :)

not always but for the large majority of people 25 and younger

[venusvenus123]

i'm gonna start a thread called i've got cancer!:( and you can all feel mock sorry for me. :)

[Tzar]

i'm gonna start a thread called i've got cancer!:( and you can all feel mock sorry for me. :)

hahaha - you've got cancer. (y)

[cosmo105]

heh. sorry if i've gotten anyone's panties twisted. blame it on the truth or dare thread.

[TurdBerglar]

i've been noticeing more and more that people are putting that happy face smillie at the end of shit to make sure people know they are jokeing or being friendly or to make the statemeny politically correct. this shit needs to stop.

[ms.peachy]

Make me :)

[TurdBerglar]

cunt (n)



see? i could of put that damn smillie face fucker there. but i didn't. it makes it a bit funnier and more offensive

[venusvenus123]

i've been noticeing more and more that people are putting that happy face smillie at the end of shit to make sure people know they are jokeing or being friendly or to make the statemeny politically correct. this shit needs to stop.
nope. that's my sarcastic smiley... i rarely use it when i'm being nice :)

[TurdBerglar]

there needs to be a better sarcastic smiley

[Tone Capone]

Well...
I'm still calling it. ;)

And QDrop, why are you so butt hurt over this? :confused:

[Loppfessor]

i don't know what to do. should i keep it? i can't handle this...


Suicide is probably the only option you have left.....so long!

[Knuckles]

butt hurt

My sister used this term the other day.
What the hell does it mean?

[Tone Capone]

My sister used this term the other day.
What the hell does it mean?

It means he's crying like he just got raped in the ass... something like that...

[Qdrop]

most of the time when i haven't been here for a while and i search for my name, you're the person that's used it most :)

yeah, you're about as reliable as foxnews when it comes to relaying such info....

[Qdrop]

Well...
I'm still calling it. ;)

And QDrop, why are you so butt hurt over this? :confused:

i was thinking about you, man...

i know you're mom agonized over whether to keep you or ab---

you get the picture...


none the less, i'm sure she regrets her decision.

[ms.peachy]

yeah, you're about as reliable as foxnews when it comes to relaying such info....
Your continued attempts to provoke Cosmo really do very little to dispel the notion that you do seem to overly concern yourself with her, you know.

[Qdrop]

Your continued attempts to provoke Cosmo really do very little to dispel the notion that you do seem to overly concern yourself with her, you know.

oh get off the bandwagon.......

i like to pick on cosmo the way you like to pick on me....

i think she's too full of herself, and needs to get her balloon popped occasionally....

just like you think i do.....



i don't hate her....

[ms.peachy]

oh get off the bandwagon.......

i like to pick on cosmo the way you like to pick on me....

i think she's too full of herself, and needs to get her balloon popped occasionally....

just like you think i do.....



i don't hate her....
I'm not on anyone's wagon, I'm just saying what I see. I'm sure you don't see it the same way, but from my side of the screen, it does seem like on a few occasions you do go out of your way to try and bitchslap her in situations that are really of no concern. I do believe that what you think you are doing is taking her down a peg, but mostly it just comes off as you being a bit of a putz, for no clear reason.

Just sayin.

[Qdrop]

I'm not on anyone's wagon, I'm just saying what I see. I'm sure you don't see it the same way, but from my side of the screen, it does seem like on a few occasions you do go out of your way to try and bitchslap her in situations that are really of no concern. nothing she ever does is a concern to me.

I do believe that what you think you are doing is taking her down a peg, but mostly it just comes off as you being a bit of a putz, for no clear reason.

pretentious opinion.

but of course you are free to have it....

[Documad]

Why is it that men seem so much more likely to be jealous of perceived popularity on the internet?

Serious question.

[ms.peachy]

pretentious opinion.

but of course you are free to have it....

You're a funny, funny man.

[Nuzzolese]

i've been noticeing more and more that people are putting that happy face smillie at the end of shit to make sure people know they are jokeing or being friendly or to make the statemeny politically correct. this shit needs to stop.

sometimes people will respond saying "if you hadn't put that smilie..." suggesting that it played a key role in their positive inferrence. Still, it makes me feel lazy and sell-outish.

[Tone Capone]

i was thinking about you, man...

i know you're mom agonized over whether to keep you or ab---

you get the picture...


none the less, i'm sure she regrets her decision.

That's so cute!

[Qdrop]

You're a funny, funny man.

i knew you'd love that one....

[enree erzweglle]

About smilies. I have a friend who refuses to use them. He says that if someone doesn't get that he's being sarcastic, then that person is humor impaired and humor is lost on them with or without a smiley.

I use them here (in this forum) because some people get pissed off really quickly if they misunderstand my message, or if I've delivered it poorly or ineffectively given the different types of readers who come here.

[Nuzzolese]

About smilies. I have a friend who refuses to use them. He says that if someone doesn't get that he's being sarcastic, then that person is humor impaired and humor is lost on them with or without a smiley.

I use them here (in this forum) because some people get pissed off really quickly if they misunderstand my message, or if I've delivered it poorly or ineffectively given the different types of readers who come here.

He says it is the readers fault? People do get pissed off quickly here. I blame myself, sometimes, like I failed to clearly explain myself. If I were a professional writer I wouldn't be allowed to draw little smilies all over my shit. So real writers have to learn how to get their point across with just words. Not that I'm trying to be a real writer, I just like to have an ultimate standard for everything I do.

[enree erzweglle]

He says it is the readers fault? People do get pissed off quickly here. I blame myself, sometimes, like I failed to clearly explain myself. If I were a professional writer I wouldn't be allowed to draw little smilies all over my shit. So real writers have to learn how to get their point across with just words. Not that I'm trying to be a real writer, I just like to have an ultimate standard for everything I do.

I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he thinks that it's the writer's job to communicate effectively and the reader's job to at least be aware that sarcasm could be involved.

Also, when this particular friend talks publicly, he tends to do so in very small circles. He would never, ever post something like this post, which goes out to an unseen audience/unknown members. (That's a frequent topic of discussion between us.) He tends to know exactly who his intended audience is. That makes a difference in how he communicates, I'm sure.

[cosmo105]

sorry q, but you thinking anyone's full of him or herself is a little ridiculous :D

[Nuzzolese]

I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he thinks that it's the writer's job to communicate effectively and the reader's job to at least be aware that sarcasm could be involved.

Also, when this particular friend talks publicly, he tends to do so in very small circles. He would never, ever post something like this post, which goes out to an unseen audience/unknown members. (That's a frequent topic of discussion between us.) He tends to know exactly who his intended audience is. That makes a difference in how he communicates, I'm sure.

You always make me aware of my stupidity, but in the nicest possible way. I just feel sheepish. The intended audience does make a difference. I think some people post with an intended audience in mind and don't care if others will misinterpret it.

[Qdrop]

sorry q, but you thinking anyone's full of him or herself is a little ridiculous :D

takes one to know one... :D :D :D and so forth.

[cosmo105]

seriously though, back off. you're getting creepy.

[Qdrop]

seriously though, back off. you're getting creepy.

...from the girl who followed some kid onto another board to harrass him.

you're sooo adorable when you're a hyprocrite... :D :D :D

[cosmo105]

i wasn't "harassing" him. i was telling the other board that he did that here and...oh forget it. just leave me alone. for someone that is so NOT addicted to the internet and doesn't take it at all seriously!!! you sure are fixated on me.

[ToucanSpam]

cool out bitches, let's celebrate this occasion by naming the child Gilligan.

[g-mile7]

y'all funny I swear...makes me want to become rich that much more just to see if y'all as crazy off the board as on. :rolleyes: yep (!)

[enree erzweglle]

cool out bitches, let's celebrate this occasion by naming the child Gilligan.
This made me laugh out loud. I spelled it out. I didn't acronymize it.

[ToucanSpam]

This made me laugh out loud. I spelled it out. I didn't acronymize it.
Sometimes I catch myself saying LOL out in the real world. Sometimes the net makes me giggle. In a very man-like fashion, of course.

*man grunts*

[Kid Presentable]

y'all funny I swear...makes me want to become rich that much more just to see if y'all as crazy off the board as on. :rolleyes: yep (!)
:D

[cosmo105]

yes. yes i am. and i'm naming the baby faith.

[ToucanSpam]

lmaorofllolzbrbstfu

[BionicEye]

Why thank you! Believe it or not, some people are afraid to be associated with me let alone name their children after me....they think I'm crazy or something. Imagine that!


it just keeps geing and going

[kll]

Sometimes I catch myself saying LOL out in the real world.
There's your first mistake - you shouldn't be using that EVER!

[TurdBerglar]

his first mistake is talking all together

[ToucanSpam]

his first mistake is talking all together
Go fuck yourself you fucking shut-in asshole.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by enree erzweggle
I use them here (in this forum) because some people get pissed off really quickly if they misunderstand my message, or if I've delivered it poorly or ineffectively given the different types of readers who come here.

No shit.

[LongDuckDong]

(y)

[mikizee]

So what ended up happening?