holy shit.......

[monkey]

ok, so... i sorta found this envelope. it was unmarked. looked very innocent and shit. it was sitting there for a while. it was a manilla envelope.

and i looked in it cause it was bulging and sitting there all alone. you know, here they tell us to look out for unusual crap all the time, it could be terrorists, whatever.

so i look in it. and there's $10,000 in it. in large bills. all very pretty.

i could use the money. i mean... it would help with grad school tremendously. and what are the chances anyone will claim it if i turn it into the cops? but...

grrr.

what do i do?

[zorra_chiflada]

KEEP IT KEEP IT KEEP IT

[ScarySquirrel]

Post naked pics. That's what you should do.

[TurdBerglar]

where the fuck did you find that fuckn' thing? are you shitting us? keep that fuckn shit. just keep it in your room and spenf it very slowly

[TurdBerglar]

this is probably a truth or dare thead

[BionicEye]

How could you even consider not giving it back, you greedy bitch???


What if someone was gonna buy a lot of crack with that money? Now they're shivering to cold sweats and snorting Ajax just because you think 'graduate' school is important.

[CrankItUp!]

Dont keep it - spend the shit out of it ! (y)

[Bobtwi]

You should loan me some.

[BionicEye]

Give it to a N.O. disaster relief fund

[Echewta]

Fly out here and give me a pedicure.

[monkey]

maybe i should spend it on crack myself.shit, you know drugs are expensive.

ehh.. what if i keep half and donate half?

[BionicEye]

and buy that dude some toenail clippers at least

[monkey]

i'll send echewta a gift cert to get a mani pedi at the local taiwanese place.

[Bob]

this is probably a truth or dare thead

that's what i'm thinking

in the off chance that it's for real though, i'd advise putting as much distance between yourself and it as possible. if movies have taught me anything, it's that large amounts of money corrupt everyone who touches it. right now, you're planning to pay for grad school, tomorrow you're killing your best friend with a garden hose. put it back

[BionicEye]

^^^ He's got a point there, Bob...

[Bob]

actually i've been doing some thinking and i change my answer. you should take this money and invest it in starting an underground crime syndicate. buy some drugs, fake jewlery, whatever you can get, and go from there. you can turn your 10,000 into 10 million!

[monkey]

actually i've been doing some thinking and i change my answer. you should take this money and invest it in starting an underground crime syndicate. buy some drugs, fake jewlery, whatever you can get, and go from there. you can turn your 10,000 into 10 million!

bob is a smart man. want in?

[Echewta]

I didn't ask for a gift cert or some nail clippers. I asked for Pauli herself.

[Bob]

bob is a smart man. want in?

yeah, i want 50% and you better believe i'll be watching you

[BionicEye]

With $10,000 she'll find herself some oily Chippendale's dancers to twitch their tits at her.

[monkey]

i dont need chippendales to twitch at me. i can get twitchers fo' free :cool:

and echewta... no.

and bob... no.

[BionicEye]

i dont need chippendales to twitch at me. i can get twitchers fo' free :cool:

and echewta... no.

and bob... no.


I'm sure you dont need them, you're a really hot cartoon. I was thinking something along the lines of Chris Farley in that Chippendales skit with Patrick Swayze.

[Bob]

i dont need chippendales to twitch at me. i can get twitchers fo' free :cool:

and echewta... no.

and bob... no.

sleep tight

[Audielicious]

Whoever said Bring it to the police...what fucking drugs are you on, man? Yeah...bring the money to the fucking cops so they can spend it.

If this isn't a "truth or dare" thread...even though I haven't even been IN that thread but we'll go ahead and guess that this could or couldn't be part of whatever that is...I say to my dear Paulina...go buy yourself some expensive ass boots, and book a flight out to California so you can spend that money out here on overly extravagant shit.

Fin.

[cookiepuss]

well I'd wait a few weeks and see if some big muscle guys named guido and salvadore come looking for that envalope, cause as they were holding me upside down and shaking the change out of me in the back alley, i'd sure what to give them back thier money when they threaten to cut my ear off.

[BionicEye]

She should invest in brass knuckles

[TAL]

This thread reminds me of the birthday card in your drawer.

[BionicEye]

There's this charity that provides housing, clothing, communication costs and drinking money to young budding professionals....

Just send cash in unmarked bills to :
The B.E. Foundation
Grand Central Station
P.O. Box 6669
New York, NY 10001

[avignon]

This thread was approved by Project Mayhem. Good work, spacemonkies. (y)

[ms.peachy]

I'm starting to hate that Truth or Dare thread...hating it.
Yeah, me too.

I mean I'm sure it's fun for the people involved and all, but for those of us who aren't interested in playing the game, it's getting all a bit annoying and manipulative.

[avignon]

Yeah, me too.

I mean I'm sure it's fun for the people involved and all, but for those of us who aren't interested in playing the game, it's getting all a bit annoying and manipulative.
That's why I was trying to sort the threads and kind of spill the beans about them. And for the record, most of the things that I dared people to do didn't involve making threads. (Just Echewta's and some in cooking.)

[boys_beastie]

id buy all the cds and dvds and clothes that i got my eye on, and take what left to the police, say you found the envelope open ;) lol

[adam_f]

I wouldn't tell your pimp. ;)

[tpk]

lucky

[boys_beastie]

ha ^

[wavin_goodbye]

return it.. it could be anyone's...

[monkey]

this is stupid.

whomever really thought that an envelope with 10 grand could just be found by me... no.


and it waas obviously a joke. i said "maybe i can buy crack". i mean.. jeez.

i would so buy pure coke with the 10G.

[Audielicious]

They're not going to spend it. Sure, you may have a corrupt cop claim he was the one who lost it, but usually that's not the case.

Obviously, you've never met cops from California.

[beastieangel01]

if only 10 grand would fall in my lap. That would bring happy thoughts for me, many happy thoughts. And all of it would just go to medical debt, nothing fancy ;/

[paul jones]

ok, so... i sorta found this envelope. it was unmarked. looked very innocent and shit. it was sitting there for a while. it was a manilla envelope.

and i looked in it cause it was bulging and sitting there all alone. you know, here they tell us to look out for unusual crap all the time, it could be terrorists, whatever.

so i look in it. and there's $10,000 in it. in large bills. all very pretty.

i could use the money. i mean... it would help with grad school tremendously. and what are the chances anyone will claim it if i turn it into the cops? but...

grrr.

what do i do?


I'll have it (y)

[Jodry]

Give more deatails about where and when you found this envelope, maybe that will help determine how the situation should be dealt with.

[QueenAdrock]

I'm seriously not going to believe another thing on this board because of truth-or-dare. Someone's going to say "Hey, my best friend died :(" and I'm just going to laugh and say "Nice try, you prick."

[BionicEye]

that's the spirit! (y) :D

[QueenAdrock]

NICE TRY YOU PRICK :mad:

[BionicEye]

^^^
what a lame-o... *blows you a kiss* ;)