I was followed home tonight

[Medellia]

By an adorable cat. She was sooo tiny, I wanted to take her home or feed her. She followed me all the way to my building. Took five minutes to get in without taking her with me.

[Pres Zount]

So you left a kitten outside last night with no food? Cute story.

[TurdBerglar]

no shit


that's awful

[Medellia]

I wanted to feed her, but as soon as I went inside she ran off. If she had stayed I would have fed her. I couldn't bring her in though. I wanted to so badly. :(

[TurdBerglar]

no


you wanted her to starve or get eaten by bums you evil bitch

[QueenAdrock]

what kind of kitty?

[BionicEye]

I wanted to feed her, but as soon as I went inside she ran off. If she had stayed I would have fed her. I couldn't bring her in though. I wanted to so badly. :(


Yeah sure, you're all safe and sound in the comfort of your own home... meanwhile poor, cute little kitty starves tonight after being raped by a gang of alleycats. real nice.

[TurdBerglar]

then eaten by bums!

[BionicEye]

They've probably got it on the rotisserie over a garbage can fire right now, poor thing.

[Medellia]

She was pretty scrawny, she wouldn't provide much food.

She had a flea collar on, so she might belong to someone that doesn't feed her. I might go out tomorrow and see if I can find her and give her some food.

[Medellia]

what kind of kitty?
I dunno. Black with white patches. I have no idea what breed.

[BionicEye]

I might go out tomorrow and see if I can find her and give her some food.

Too late! You've ruined everything. Dead kitties.

[Medellia]

*cries*

*runs away*

*cries some more*

[QueenAdrock]

I dunno. Black with white patches. I have no idea what breed.

You should nickname him Patches, then.

Actually, I had a black kitty with white patches who adopted me in the year 2000. He was really scrawny, so I named him Marvin. Starvin' Marvin. He was a good cat.

[Medellia]

Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! :D

[TonsOfFun]

My black and white cat is missing this morning. It should me meowing at the door if it's outside wanting food.

I've had a look for it, called it which normally works cus it's a pussy and won't really adventure more than 20 yards from the house. I've checked the road but no signs of an accident cus we get idiots speeding up and down the road.

I'm not worried yet though...

[boys_beastie]

kittens give me gas

[Medellia]

Patches is NOT dead! She was not devoured by hungry hobos! I fed her part of a Subway sammich today.

[Mcmac]

didnt u know? subway is like poison to cats! dead kitty you lose

[Loppfessor]

This story isn't so impressive....I've actually followed you home many times

[Medellia]

LIES, Mcmac. LIES!!!!!!!!


This story isn't so impressive....I've actually followed you home many times
Yeah, I know. I'm just being polite when I pretend I don't notice you. Plus this story isn't supposed to be impressive. It's supposed to be chock full of adorableness.

[Newtral77]

mmm kitty....

I saw a bum grilling a dog once. I asked him what his deal was, and he said it died and he didnt want it to go to waste. I almost threw up.

[Loppfessor]

Yeah, I know. I'm just being polite when I pretend I don't notice you. Plus this story isn't supposed to be impressive. It's supposed to be chock full of adorableness.


It would be a lot more adorable if you'd quit closing your curtains at night....it's really hard to see you undress when you do that.

[Mcmac]

loppfessor your a cock sucker now come here and sniff/suck my cock

[Loppfessor]

loppfessor your a cock sucker now come here and sniff/suck my cock



Hey McMac! When did you get outta Juvie??!!

[Mcmac]

today! :D

[Medellia]

It would be a lot more adorable if you'd quit closing your curtains at night....it's really hard to see you undress when you do that.
Fine I'll leave it open tonight.

PS-I have blinds, not curtains. :p

[Loppfessor]

^ I knew that! I was just testing you, congrats you passed