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zippo
09-05-2005, 05:11 PM
im eating a fuckin mandarine
and all the rest of you fruits can go straight to hell
TAL
09-05-2005, 05:14 PM
I had a satanic banana earlier, does that count?
zippo
09-05-2005, 05:18 PM
I had a satanic banana earlier, does that count, bitch?
TAL
09-05-2005, 05:21 PM
It was of course devilishly good.
Bob
09-05-2005, 06:18 PM
i ate a bowl of stew that looked like fuckin dog food
zippo
09-20-2005, 08:57 PM
i squeezed this godam lemon today and all the juice squirted all over the fuckin kitchen
HEIRESS
09-20-2005, 10:24 PM
oh feck these feckin grapes got more balls than the fegggin celtics lockeroom
jabumbo
09-20-2005, 10:26 PM
and all the rest of you fruits can go straight to hell


fuck you and your cursing of all other fruits

i will cut you, bitch!
QweenOfBoggle
09-26-2005, 10:51 AM
oh feck these feckin grapes got more balls than the fegggin celtics lockeroom

DONNIE!
HEIRESS
09-26-2005, 03:52 PM
BINGO HERE WE ARE SUNNY TIMES!
BangkokB
09-29-2005, 09:44 AM
Before: I kicked a dog in his robotic steel balls with my pair of Doc Martins while eating a grilled cheese sandwich that looked like Dr. Ruths vagina

After: I steam kicked a howling bag of shit in his robotic stell nutsack with my pair of bullshit proof Doc Martins that had a prescription of whipass. As I was thinking of eatting trim while eatting a grilled cheese asswich that reminded me of Rick Ocasek's wife exwife or Rick I can't remember
cosmo105
09-29-2005, 10:57 AM
i just had some goddamn koala crisp and motherfucking apple cider and now i'm going to make a sandwich for my fucking lunch
avignon
09-29-2005, 12:02 PM
I just woke up, mother fuckers, and I want to eat some goddamn chocolate cake, but I'm going to have a sonofabitchin croissant instead, you cunts.



*this thread deserves some gold stars, assmongers.
adam_f
09-29-2005, 05:42 PM
I WILL STOMP ON YOU MUTHAFUCKA'S ASSES IF YOU DARE TRY TO SWIPE MY MACINAW PEACHES! DON'T TRY IT MUTHAFUCKA!
synch
09-29-2005, 06:06 PM
Thai food.

De-fucking-licious.
baltogrl71
09-30-2005, 01:10 PM
happa in colorado denver and (boulder to be exact) is a sushi bar whos menu reads like a sex shop the 69 roll, foreplay roll,etc. my favorite drink is the g-spot it is AMAZING! Rasberry infused vodka and rasberry infused saki asplash of gingerale and a twist of lime truly orgasmic!
dirtydan11
10-18-2005, 02:29 PM
just cause you pour shit on your fuckin pancakes, don't really make it fuckin syrup now does it, asshole?
hellojello
10-21-2005, 06:07 AM
mmm squeeze and grind

(the juice bar)