"The Man" trailer makes me want to puke out my intestines

[DandyFop]

Seriously...when Samuel L. Jackson says to Eugene Levy in the pool "did you just go in the pool, man?"...every part of my being feels like it's about to turn inside out in the disgust that I actually put it through that experience.

I like Levy but fuck I wish he'd try to play a different character just once. Jackson too, for that matter.

[Mr Films]

i just love how weiners whine about racial tensions still existing today and we can have movie's like this shit and "Guess Who" come out.

hooray for social progress.

[ET]

I would imagine this is the entire movie...

Levy: *does something white/jewishy*

Jackson: You a cracka-ass cracka, cracka!

Levy: Oi Vey!


90 minutes later

Levy: I'm helping the cops, doh!

Jackson: You aiight afterall, white devil!

THE END

[abcdefz]

Yeah; that looks pretty bad.

What the HELL is Sam Jackson doing in that shit? I know he's kinda one-note, but damn; he's better than that.

[Qdrop]

this movie is going to be epic.

like the cream of the shit.

it will establish new lows in all buddy/odd couple/fish-out-of-water/white vs. black comedies....

i can't wait.

[Echewta]

If you puked out your intestines, that would be pretty crazy because chance are they would still be connected and you would still be opened mouthed and wondering what to do. Put it back in or cut it?

[abcdefz]

If you puked out your intestines, that would be pretty crazy because chance are they would still be connected and you would still be opened mouthed and wondering what to do. Put it back in or cut it?


...I'm thinking of an intestine-as-umbilical-cord sort of motif. Something in a greyish purple.

[TurdBerglar]

they should of used criss rock and adam sandler

[Qdrop]

they should of used criss rock and adam sandler

i think they already did...
wasn't adam sandler in a painfully similar movie about this?


yep:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115783/

[TurdBerglar]

i think it was one of the wayan borthers and it was awful

[enree erzweglle]

I saw the trailers without sound (just video) and thought that maybe they were remaking the Lethal Weapon series, yes? It looks really bad either way. Eugene Levy, you are so much better than that. And I suspect Samuel L. is too.

I wonder if actors are obligated contractually to make bad movies every so often--maybe to raise awareness of the lesser known actors in that bad movie. I can't figure out why they'd do it otherwise.

Maybe it's fun to make a really bad movie. If that's true, then Samuel L. and Eugene are going to be rolling in the laughs.

[adam_f]

I've seen no less than 3 Wesley Snipes direct to video flicks at Blockbuster since the last Blade came out. He must owe a lot of people A LOT of money.

[Qdrop]

I've seen no less than 3 Wesley Snipes direct to video flicks at Blockbuster since the last Blade came out. He must owe a lot of people A LOT of money.

yeah, blade 3 KILLED him...
he's suing the studio and other producers of it now.....

[ToucanSpam]

This is going to be a funny movie, for all the wrong reasons.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Qdrop
yeah, blade 3 KILLED him...
he's suing the studio and other producers of it now.....

I remember thinking it odd that he appeared on the commentary and such on the first two DVD's, but he barely appeared on Trinity's.

Ryan Reynolds was the best part of Trinity anyway.

[ToucanSpam]

Ryan Reynolds was the best part of Trinity anyway.
^Smart man.